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CareHare, in Why have you excluded me?!

My dog only trips when I take a shit. Not my wife. Not my daughter. But when I go, it’s Howlin’ time™.

Lepsea,

It’s a covering fire. Homie just wants to mask all that noise that you make inside there

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

Animals being bros

_dev_null, in Why have you excluded me?!
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mlg, in Online movie reviews [Beetlemoses]
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

This really hurts when you go watch a movie with lots of good reviews, find it not enjoyable or a good movie at all, and then question whether everyone else is stupid or that you are in fact the local idiot.

AWittyUsername,

How I feel about any recent Chris Nolan.

Discoslugs,
@Discoslugs@lemmy.world avatar

Dude. Watched Oppenheimer and posted review stating that people should go see it , butt…

People got pissed. His movies are getting worse.

The prestige is my christopher Nolan movie.

gbuttersnaps,

I love the prestige, but Interstellar was his best work in my opinion. Definitely gone downhill since then, although I still enjoyed Oppenheimer. Tenet hurt my soul

Redoomed,

Tenet hurt my soul

As someone who watched Primer and Tenet back-to-back (both first-time viewings), I am amazed that a film produced on an astronomically higher budget than the other could be twice as confusing, twice as long (!), and so much more exhausting because of the story’s reliance on world-ending stakes.

1simpletailer,
@1simpletailer@startrek.website avatar

Hot take, but Chris Nolan is the master of making films that feel smart but are actually pretty dumb. He’s like Zack Snyder but he’s good enough at pulling it off that his movies are a hit with critics. People who tend to overestimate their own intelligence will often hold Nolan in high esteem. He’s also a cryptofacist.

Laticauda,

It has nothing to do with intelligence, it’s entirely personal taste.

Shardikprime,

Bro I saw avatar 1 and 2 and loved both. Tons of people dislike it, but that’s no problem for me, you know why?

Big motherfucking spaceship radiators that’s why

jarfil,

Couple decades ago, after watching a film at the cinema, two random girls at the exit:

  • Girl 1: “That was a long film, what did you think of it?”
  • Girl 2: “I loved it! But I didn’t understand the ending”

The ending was the plot twist.

I found that same movie slow and kind of boring… until the plot twist at the ending.

Since then, I always assume that either the reviewer “didn’t understand the ending”, or I “didn’t understand the ending”, so most reviews are useless.

PsychedSy,

I’m now wondering how pig was reviewed. I love fucky action movies and anything with Brad Pitt or Jason Statham. Pig was slow and boring but I still loved it.

Edit: 97/84 so pretty good, despite my utter lack of taste in cinema.

stankmut, (edited )

If you’re looking at critics reviews, you have to be careful when you see a lot of good reviews for a movie. A 100% on rotten tomatoes is more likely to be a boring slog of art that only a movie critic who is desperate for something different can enjoy than something the average person wants to see.

My rule of thumb: if a movie you were excited for got amazing reviews then go see it. If are just browsing a list of top rated movies currently in theaters and you haven’t heard of it, do more research to figure out why it’s well rated. At least you’ll know what you’re in for if you do go see it.

mbp,
@mbp@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

But super helpful when I am looking for that boring slog!

shinratdr,
@shinratdr@lemmy.ca avatar

90+ on Metacritic may be what you’re thinking of, those can be more arty films that may or may not appeal to non-critics. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes is usually the opposite, crowd-pleasers that appeal to all audiences. Nothing amazing or groundbreaking, but a movie pretty much anyone will at least enjoy.

Since RT is just saying what percentage of critics thought it was watchable, high RT percentages just indicate universal enjoyment, they don’t say anything about HOW good the reviewer thinks the movie is.

PlantJam,

Two great examples to illustrate this point:

I’m thinking of ending things (rottentomatoes.com/…/im_thinking_of_ending_things), 82% critic score, 49% audience score. This movie takes “it makes you think” to a whole new dimension. It’s two hours and fourteen minutes of melancholic confusion, wondering if you missed something important, then it’s over without ever really resolving anything. You’re on your own to connect the dots and make sense of the movie, or more likely you’ll have to do additional research to figure out what the plot actually was. I don’t regret watching it, but I also can’t recommend it.

Red Notice (www.rottentomatoes.com/m/red_notice), 39% critic score, 92% audience score. Bland, forgettable plot with cool effects. Explosions, The Rock, Gal Gadot, and Ryan Reynolds. A fun, enjoyable movie to stream on a weeknight, but not something I would have paid to see in theaters.

CADmonkey, in A Real Adult

Nobody else has a wife who battles against them with the wrapping paper tubes?

Donjuanme, in Online movie reviews [Beetlemoses]

Screw movie reviews, watch the trailer (unless you’re stupid anti spoiler like myself) or find a recommendation site/individual reviewer that vibes with you, would you trust half the population to have similar taste to yourself, no? Well there goes half the ratings right away.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Tbh if you watch a trailer you’ve already seen the good parts so just mark it off your list.

Streaming services and movie theaters hate this one weird trick!

VikingHippie,

If all the good parts can fit into a trailer, it’s already an awful movie, though 🤷

Discoslugs,
@Discoslugs@lemmy.world avatar

Tbh if you watch a trailer you’ve already seen the good parts so just mark it off your list.

Lmao this is why I exclusively watch obscure 1980s body horror.

ininewcrow, in Online movie reviews [Beetlemoses]
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I check through RT, IMDB, Google Reviews, Letterboxd and average them all out.

You have to dig into RTs reviews and look at the critics average and the audience average (you can often find a film with 80% critic approval and 20% audience approval … and the site will only post the critics rating)

When doing your research … also look at the number of votes … if 100 members voted 90% chances are those are all movie production promoters boosting numbers. IMDB usually has higher numbers of votes for everything which gives a more reasonable average.

dmention7,

I get what you’re saying, but IMO a 2 hour movie is too low stakes to warrant spending more than a minute or two glancing at reviews, which is why RT and IMDB are nice, even if the summary score isn’t totally reliable.

Am I interested in it from a quick synopsis or trailer?

Are the reviews generally at least mixed or better?

If the answer to both those is Yes, there’s a good enough chance I’ll enjoy it to give it a shot.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

My favorite are the three/four minute action sci-fi trailers … you basically get to watch a two hour film in four minutes.

dmention7,

Some movies are just an excuse to eat an obscene bowl of popcorn and watch pretty explosions 😅

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I totally agree … I keep telling this to my wife who wants to watch dramas, love stories and period stories set in the early 1900s or in Europe.

Sometimes I just want to turn off my brain and watch pretty pictures.

I know it’s dumb and that’s the point. If it’s all I ever watched, I would classify that as dumb.

Lizardking27, in Online movie reviews [Beetlemoses]

Just form your own opinions instead of looking for someone else’s to parrot.

Belgdore,

How do I use my own opinion about a movie that I have not seen to decide whether I will enjoy the movie or not?

Lizardking27,

You’re asking me how to tell the future? You can’t. Just watch the movie then decide whether you like it. Why do I have to explain this to you?

Belgdore,

Because I don’t want to pay $20 and spend 2 and a half hours to decide whether I wanted to spend $20 and two and a half hours on that thing.

Reviews exist to help people decide. Of course they won’t be exactly my opinion, but they can tell me whether the experience will be worth my time and money. Or at least if the movie contains stuff that I definitely wouldn’t want to see.

Stumblinbear,
@Stumblinbear@pawb.social avatar

Thousands of movies are released each year. Are you watching them all?

massive_bereavement,
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar
  1. Watch the movie.
  2. Write yourself a review.
  3. Get a concussion strong enough to cause temporarily* amnesia.
  4. Read the review and decide if you would watch the movie.

*No such a thing.

SpaceNoodle, in Why have you excluded me?!

I don’t even bother closing the bathroom door. One of the cats is gonna have to come check out what’s going on.

wethegreenpeople, in Online movie reviews [Beetlemoses]

Letterboxd is pretentious, which is a good way to find ✨cinema✨, but if you just want to turn your brain off and watch an Adam Sandler movie or something, letterboxd is not the platform to look at reviews

wander1236,
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

Unless you’re reading the reviews to find silly shitposts

Crul, in Why have you excluded me?!
schmidtster, in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions

Do wolves not chase each other while playing? It’s not exactly doing it for exercise, but they should understand the concept… maybe.

toofpic,

Yeah, and border collies or huskies would also be like: “Running! Yeah!”

smeg,

OP: of course an animal would find a human running with neither predator nor prey to be simply ludicrous!

Dog: I like running

CCF_100,

Don’t horses also like to run?

smeg,

Probably, what am I, a vet?

OneWomanCreamTeam,

Yes, now hurry up, these anal glands aren’t going to express themselves.

Cannacheques,

Yes. Horses, dogs/wolves and people are the three land animals that are really weird in that they aren’t necessarily apex predators, but due to circumstance or evolution we’ve somehow stepped outside the natural flow which has resulted in us having a wide potential of diet, excess time and energy to spare due to lack of serious predators (yet) and luckily enough we’ve come to be more collaborative than competitive when it counts

winterayars,

Wolves who are “pets*” are also absolutely manic in comparison to normal dogs. Our lifestyle just drives everything to mindless activity to get it out.

(*: A wolf is not a pet even when they are very cute)

dipshit, in Every day Billy?!

Every damn day.

Mac, in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions

Conserving energy is for nerds.
Humans can run all day long.

Hexagon,

Run, Forrest, run!

FireTower,
@FireTower@lemmy.world avatar

Remaining still to conserve energy < Running just to deplete excess energy

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

What is this excess energy you speak of?

FireTower,
@FireTower@lemmy.world avatar

Fat

Klear,

Burn!

Natanael,

No he’s not burning his fat

ohlaph,

Yellow piss too, it’s great.

AllonzeeLV,

Conservation in general isn’t a human strong suit.

cbc.ca/…/study-space-junk-pollution-1.7010373

We are quite talented at the opposite, in fact.

scytale, in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions

Also, animals: I don’t know what they’re running after/from, but let’s chase them!

PoastRotato,
@PoastRotato@lemmy.world avatar

“You’re running from me, now”

ironhydroxide, in Things just keep happening [ADHDinos]

Damn right in the feels. Exactly how the interaction between myself (brain) and my boss(dino) feels.

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