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balderdash9, in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions

The chad humans, chasing prey beyond the brink of exhaustion

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SlopppyEngineer,

It can’t be bargained with, it can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity! Or remorse or fear and it absolutely will not stop!.. ever… until you are dead!

How animals feel about humans

Diabolo96, in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions

That’s why I prefer cycling. I become bigger, faster and conserve energy.

Texas_Hangover,

Bigger? I’ve never seen a cyclist that didn’t look like a vegan that ran out of soy.

Diabolo96,

Not enough protein.

obinice,
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

If you think that’s bad, you should see the Americans with their conically gigantic SUVs, they’ll do anything to try to make up for their tiny… personalities

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

If it takes effort you can count on Americans to do anything to not do that

Texas_Hangover,

Holy shit! They have SUV’s shaped like cones now? I’ll have to watch out for those.

Cannacheques,

To be fair I think for the average person, to simultaneously believe that America is both the home of the bleeding edge of technology and innovation, and yet also the place where it churns out uni students, after 5 year bachelors programmes to become McDonald’s workers for the next 10 years, it can definitely look depressing both from the outside and on the inside.

Voyajer,
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

Vegans have massive quads?

InternetCitizen2,

You ever see a bison?

gmtom,

Go back to twitter dude. I know you like ruining things for other people, but you are just really killing the vibe here with your pathetic “le epic troll XD” behaviour.

jordanlund, in Ein Jammer
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

Had to run this through Google translate which is imperfect.

Panel 1:
“What are you building there?”

“Sorry, this can disrupt the mobile telephone.”

Panel 2:
“For what? Any security project?”

“Security? No, this is for the garden.”

Panel 3:
"Because what’s creepier than no reception?

Panel 4:
“You are the crazy monster.”

“I only care for real horror.”

spez, in Why have you excluded me?!

Man… I want a dog!

the_third,

Have dog, can confirm it is awesome given the right circumstances.

CaptFeather,

One of mine likes to eat cat poop, so that’s pretty cool

PsychedSy,

That’s what doggy gates are for. Homie thinks it’s a candy bar buffet.

Bondrewd,

Spez here?!

Pinklink,

I mean if anyone knows how shit that other place is to use…

Johanno, (edited )

Lol it’s a nice trolling Account.

But for reasons I have to say!

Fuck u/spez

gnutrino,

They’re pretty awesome

CeruleanRuin,

Meh

RizzRustbolt, in A Real Adult

If they didn’t make the DOONK sound, it wouldn’tbe a problem.

Franzia, in Why have you excluded me?!

I brought the popcorn! Let me in!

EpicFailGuy, in "A Rat's Tale" by Loading Artist
@EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world avatar

/c/natureisfuckingmetal

JJROKCZ, in The Jammin'

Building and utilizing an unauthorized signal jammer is a great way to see what a jail cell looks like

EpicFailGuy,
@EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world avatar

Federal crime too … you don’t wanna piss off the feds …

Also not very hard at all to build a Jammer, turns modulated radio communication is very sensible to jamming.

nucleative, in A Real Adult

I bop those on everything including all the people in my house. I’m 43.

snooggums,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

Since it takes forever to run out of wrapping paper I love it when the paper towels run out for a billy club!

Am 46.

atyaz, in Ein Jammer

boomer joke boomer joke

offendicula, in "This Show" by Chris Hallbeck
@offendicula@fedia.io avatar

It's a verb and it's "hatewatching" 🙂

Honytawk,

But … why?

If I don’t enjoy something, I just turn on something I do enjoy.

Or is it really because they watched so much they don’t have anything they enjoy watching anymore?

frezik,

Me and my wife, in a hotel after a long day, because we can’t cast YouTube to the TV (which is becoming less common).

clark,
@clark@midwest.social avatar

Sometimes you gotta let steam off by yelling at a show. Better than yelling at people.

cvozbosher,

And then it bleeds into the internet and communities for fans of the show/movie/game get overrun with people who just want to complain. Complaining gets more engagement than enjoying and the hate rises to the top. And I’m sitting here wondering again: Why don’t you just watch things you enjoy and then go lift weights and/or talk to someone (good friend or therapist)?

pete_the_cat, (edited ) in Introductions are hard [ADHDinos]

I just moved to Miami 1.5 weeks ago from the North East US, there’s a massive Cuban (and Hispanic in general, but mostly Cuban) population. I’m a guy and I’ve seen this other guy get off on my floor and he lives close to me (it’s a huge building), like once before. We get off and head the same way. I introduced myself and asked what his name was. He has a strong Hispanic accent and said something I didn’t understand at first, so I asked him to repeat it. It sounded like he said his name was Jenatin so I repeated it as I heard it and he just said “yeah” and we parted ways. It wasn’t until I got in my apartment that I realized he was probably saying Johnathan and I felt like a smacked ass 🤦‍♂️

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

It happens man! Next time you see him just apologize. Then again that might be the Canadian in me that makes it seem so easy.

pete_the_cat,

Yeah, next time I see him (it’s been a few days so far) I’m gonna be like “Hey!Jonathan, right?” and go based off of that.

Norgur, in The Jammin'

Fun fact: Jamming communications is illegal in Germany.

noerdman,
@noerdman@feddit.de avatar

So is showing Life of Brian on Good Friday, and yet here we are.

pimento64,

It’s illegal in the United States too, jamming cell phones is a great way to get the government to come and shove a broom up your ass.

clearleaf,

It’s basically considered terrorism in most countries

Kerb,
@Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

it’s illegal almost everywhere

Norgur, in A Real Adult

You know that you've reached adulthood the moment you realize that being a child was where it was at and all that acting super grown up you did as a child and teen was really, really wasted time.

RealFknNito,
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

We acted like adults because too often we were undermined for being children. We mistook being taken seriously and being grown up.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”

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azertyfun,

Nah, you’re an adult when you realize other people’s expectations of adulthood don’t apply to you.

For me childhood was miserable, and being a financially independent adult with the freedom to pursue my own hobbies is where it’s really at. I could go to a hardware store and build my own friggin lightsaber right now. Or buy a faithful replica online. That’s just objectively the same, but better.

Johanno, in "This Show" by Chris Hallbeck

Be me:

watch on demand

Skip boring parts.

If skipping leads to 20% remaining watch time, drop it.

Regret even starting it and then start another shitty series which you know won’t entertain you

Duamerthrax,

I’ve noticed that I’ll give a show part way into its second season before dropping it if it’s annoying me. Sometimes a show fixes itself once it finds what it wants to be. Other times, it doubles down on the stupid. The Flash, RWBY, and the BSG remake were this way for me.

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Next level is watching YouTube summaries of shows and movies.

Viking_Hippie,

Next level after that is to forsake all joy and quality of life by skipping to the comments of the YouTube summaries without watching.

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