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Bondrewd, in How To Sound Wise

Oh, so like most lemmy users.

afraid_of_zombies,

Or every government contract I have ever been on.

SomethingBurger,

Lemmy is good until it isn’t.

Bondrewd,

You deserve the more upvotes sir.

diffcalculus,

It’s amazing and scary how many geopolitical, micro/macro economics, and philosophical experts we have here!

shadearg,
@shadearg@lemmy.world avatar

Low-hanging fruit called.

They enjoy being fondled, please proceed.

CluckN,

I swear someone could post a dog sneezing and there will always be a, “Capitalism is at fault” comment followed by someone trying to introduce Arch Linux.

kelseybcool,

In the form of a star trek meme.

And I wouldn’t have it any other way. ❤️

chicken, in No escape

I use my foot

Thanator,

How do you pull with your foot? Toes out?

stratosfear,

When the door has that little foot puller at the bottom 🤌

Gigan, in No escape
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

One of the positives from the covid pandemic is a lot of bathroom doors can be opened with your foot now.

scops,

Those foot pull hooks are useful, but I have yet to figure out how to get out the door without an awkward shuffle step or downright stumble as I pull the door open.

MumboJumbo,

Open the door with your foot, hold it with your elbow.

NESSI3, (edited )

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joyjoy,

Not everyone is able to not skip leg day.

RoyaltyInTraining,
@RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world avatar

I haven’t ever seen a door like that, except in hospitals. I wish they’d become more popular in my area

Zron,

Also the return of paper towels for hand drying.

I hate those stupid air dryers. Most of them barely do any better than just shaking your hands in the air, because they’re simply spraying your clean hands with all of the shit and piss particles that are floating in the air.

Would rather have some cheap paper towels so I can dry my hands, and use the towel to open the door before throwing it in the trash.

gibmiser,

Additionally, my understanding is that a lot of the cleaning done by washing your hands is mechanical, and using a paper towel with a slightly rough and absorbent surface scrapes off all the stuff that has been loosened by washing with soap and water.

Lemjukes,

Outside of antibacterial or germicidal soaps, the cleaning action of washing with soap is 100% mechanical. Soap molecules are asymmetrical and have one side that’s hydrophilic and one side that’s hydrophobic which, when used with water, creates a nifty mechanism that picks up crap on one side and catches a ride on the water molecules with the other side.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Isn’t basic soap also destroying the lipidic membrane of most bacteria? It doesn’t need to be specific antibacterial soap for that.

Lemjukes, (edited )

Regular soap does also kill bacteria with those hydrophobic sides of its molecules by breaking a bacteria or virus’ lipid membrane. I would argue this still a mechanical process though. Antibacterial soaps use a specific chemical, Triclosan, that binds with enzymes within the bacteria that prevent it from reproducing.

LazaroFilm,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

The only dryers I like are the Dyson ones the air blade ones.

TehWorld,

They’re pretty bad. Putting your hands down in a hole and spraying water all over isn’t real sanitary. I’ve seen some that are really dirty inside!

Xatix,

The new generation doesn’t use this bad design anymore. The Dyson Airblade V is just a box with two sharp edges that blows the water right onto your pants and the Airblade Wash+Dry works in a similiar way with a little bit sleeker design. Both of them have hepa filters too, so from a hygienic standpoint they are much better than their old airblades and the clones that filled the market.

nezbyte,

They are efficient, but way too loud.

aBundleOfFerrets,

Every air dryer that doesn’t suck is extremely loud

nezbyte,

The heated ones are decent if someone preheated it for you.

aBundleOfFerrets,

I have never had the luxury of using a heated air dryer

dejected_warp_core,

Most of them barely do any better than just shaking your hands in the air,

I saw one of these once where someone scratched “4. wipe hands on pants” on the instruction panel.

The trick is to shake dry in the sink, then rub the moisture up past your wrists onto your forearms, creating a thin layer. Then use the dryer, repeating the rubbing motion spreading the moisture out until it’s gone.

because they’re simply spraying your clean hands with all of the shit and piss particles that are floating in the air.

This is the real problem. Apparently, the Dyson air blades are the worst: arstechnica.com/…/dyson-dryers-hurl-60x-more-viru…

Lightrider, in How To Sound Wise

Supporting genocidejoe makes me better than you

pozbo,
@pozbo@lemmy.world avatar

Ahh yes excellent. Chat GPT-bathsalts edition is working just as intended.

aeronmelon, in The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.

Wouldn’t swallowing plutonium dioxide be the reason you end?

SasquatchBanana,

They’re saying if you are lying in a hospital bed with a terminal diagnosis at the end of your days you should swallow the balloon.

Anticorp,

Where do I procure said balloon if I’m lying in a hospital bed at the end of my days?

meliaesc,

Keep one in your pocket at all times.

LesserAbe,

You’re right. Also from what little I understand about radiation seems like you might want to take some more definitive action too rather than give the polonium time to finish the job. It would probably be more unpleasant than however else you were going to die

Setarkus,

Either way, it’ll be shortly before the end. You can’t lose this one :D

Zehzin, (edited ) in Too soon!
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Pretty sure the answer is “the brits”.

Cannacheques,

Can hardly blame them, pestilence and diseases are a genuine concern for any empire where armed forces have to move far distances over land or sea

rahmad,

Can definitely blame them… Several of the famines in their ‘empire’ were either engineered, caused through incompetence or arrogance, or ignored when preventable.

Ref: Any of bengal’s several famines under British rule, frankly even after once you take Churchill into account.

umbrella,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

Cats cant pronounce that tough, so it has to count all of those in a socialist’s name.

In other news have you seen the latest royal wedding? So beautiful and glamorous, makes me feel blessed to have monarchs ruling over us!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I like when the prince ripped off the princess’s arm and shoved it into her ass.

A beautiful day for Canada and therefore the world.

Bondrewd,

Nice shoehorn of anglo-saxon history, but those famines are all plagues and crop faliures for the most part.

KepBen,

Why is it the rich never starve if it’s just a totally unaccountable natural disaster?

Bondrewd,

Because they have money duuh.

KepBen, (edited )

So it’s less of a natural disaster and more of an economic disaster? I wonder why people would blame governments for that…

Bondrewd, (edited )

It is like miles away from the intentional economical engineering we are talking about. Still not sure why you are so bent on trying to wiggle them into a comparsion between regimes and personnel more direct, intentional and immediate like Mao or Stalin.

If you dont distinguish from those, then why even have a debate on them?

The joke implied that the question intended to ask one or very few directly involved personnel and you disregarded that. Thats it.

KepBen,

Right sure, when the British intentionally abuse Ireland and India it’s really just a whoopsie-daisy.

Bondrewd,

Should I really do the same kind of jumping to conclusions?

Are you saying that the largest completely man made famine ever does not really deserve that much of a recognition?

KepBen,

Nope. I’m just saying they’re all “man-made”.

LicenseToChill,

The rich and the party cadres

Kusimulkku,

Rich usually have more resources and ability to purchase them at elevated prices. Hope that helps

Filthmontane,

All famines are crop failures. That’s kinda how famines happen.

Kusimulkku,

No

A famine is a widespread scarcity of food,[1][2] caused by several factors including war, natural disasters, crop failure, widespread poverty, an economic catastrophe or government policies.

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

I suppose you can consider getting your crops blown up a crop failure

SchizoDenji,

They forced farmers to grow indigo crops instead of natural cotton/wheat/rice.

Bondrewd, (edited )

Im pretty sure that was not during the drought itself, nor really caused it. It economically made sense and then probably exacerbated the famine.

SchizoDenji,

It wasn’t just the drought. Indigo cropping destroyed the soil first, drought exacerbated the problems.

SchizoDenji,

Yep, anyone saying otherwise is doing mental gymnastics.

YeetPics,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

Is it Mr the brits or Mrs the brits?

Ohhhh, you’re conflating a single leader with an entire country.

You must be a lib, tankies say libs never argue in good faith, and your false equivalence is certainly in bad faith.

lmaydev,

We were all pretty cool with it all at the time tbh.

Plenty of us will still defend it, which is crazy.

RepulsiveDog4415,

Until recently it was Mrs. Now it’s Mr or alternatively his majesty king Charles the 3rd.

Is there enough reliable data to give a kill count for the different monarchs? It would be kind of interesting who scores highest in that regard.

YeetPics,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

Exactly! Mao was one leader, England killed millions, sure, but that was spread over many many rulers.

Mao stands at the top afaik, I’d love to see some stats though!

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Jesse what tf are you talking about

YeetPics,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

Mocking a tankie with tankie logic.

Rodeo,

Or simply keeping with the theme of answers being a single individual and not an entire nation of hundreds of millions of people spanning centuries.

SchizoDenji,

Fair enough to be honest. I hate Mao, Genghis Khan, Hitler and Stalin too for being genocidal fucks.

Blackmist,

In fairness we’ve been around a lot longer, but it is impressive how one little island nation has managed to fuck so much shit up from afar.

100_kg_90_de_belin,

I think that Queen Victoria would rank pretty in the body count scoreboard

Siegfried,

Hey, i hate the british too, but the article doesn’t directly blame the british for the famines and it also includes famines that took place in non-british held or administrated territories.

Nevertheless, it does point out that in many cases, british administration worsened the situation.

activ8r,

Nevertheless, it does point out that in many cases, british administration worsened the situation.

To be fair… They were only practising for how they’d treat modern Britain.

Zehzin, (edited )
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

It also just one territory, I’m sure the Irish also have a few bones to pick.

Though speaking of time advantage, the best answer might be “mosquitos”, and while “blood sucking insects” could be a name for british colonists, they didn’t spread malaria since the dawn of humanity

FuglyDuck, in How To Sound Wise
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

It’s easier to just keep your mouth shut, really.

space,

In Romanian we have a saying: Dacă tăceai filozof rămâneai. Translated: If you kept your mouth shut, you would still be a philosopher.

can,

In English we have “It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.””

thanks_shakey_snake,

For some people, that’s verging on impossible.

FuglyDuck, (edited )
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

I’m one of those….

Fools, all of us.

vegantomato, (edited ) in Banned books
@vegantomato@lemmy.world avatar

This is referring to a few books that were banned from school libraries a while ago (not sure what they were doing there in the first place).

Anyway, one of the books that were banned showed males sucking each other off. That’s hardly something you would be eager to show a kid unless you are a groomer. A common theme between these books in general was that they were pornographic. The fact that there was, and still is an outrage from the LGBT community till this day because of the bans is telling.

Also, do make note of the people here comparing the bans to Nazi Germany. Yeah, not showing kids gay porn is like being a Nazi, apparently. Disgusting.

vegantomato, (edited )
@vegantomato@lemmy.world avatar

For reference, one of the books was called Gender Queer. I’m not sure if that’s the one with the gay blow job though. That’s the gay blow job book.

Kase,

one of the books that were banned showed males sucking each other off.

Which one is that?

vegantomato,
@vegantomato@lemmy.world avatar

Gender Queer.

Kase,

Ok so I looked it up and ended up skimming through the entire book - I wasn’t planning to, but I got carried away because it’s really good! Anyway, I’m not sure if I found what you were talking about. I thought maybe it was the scene on page 168, but that wasn’t two males (one was cis female and the other was non binary and AFAB), and it wasn’t both sucking each other off, it was one character wearing a strap-on over clothes and the other giving a blow job. Was there a different scene that I glossed over somewhere?

vegantomato, (edited )
@vegantomato@lemmy.world avatar

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  • Kase,

    you are arguing semantics

    I’m not arguing anything, just wanted to know if that was the scene you were talking about. Thanks for clearing it up.

    Mongostein, (edited )

    A 168 page book with depictions of blow jobs? Was this even in any schools or was it just banned to cause a fuss?

    Edit: mods removed the comment? Why? I don’t think the guy was wrong to be concerned about sexual content in books for children and I would have liked my question answered.

    randint,

    Edit: mods removed the comment? Why? I don’t think the guy was wrong to be concerned about sexual content in books for children and I would have liked my question answered.

    It’s probably the mods on your instance (lemmy.ca) that removed the comment. I can still see it.

    Mongostein,

    Huh. Weird.

    Schadrach,

    What matters is the depiction of one male giving fellatio to another male.

    Which doesn’t exist in the work you are talking about. The one performing fellatio is a girl, and the one receiving it was born female and identifies as non binary - they are wearing a strap on.

    HiddenLychee,

    Nope, but that guy doesn’t get outraged with the idea of kids being exposed to sex acts. They just get outraged specifically by the thought of them being exposed to gay sex acts.

    tslnox,

    Alright but this is an age rating issue, not a banning issue.

    Yearly1845,

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  • Draconic_NEO,
    @Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world avatar

    They’re not upset because it shows sex they’re upset because it shows and talks about gay people and trans people. This person has a history of homophobic and transphobic behavior (you can check their post and comment history and you’ll find plenty of these bigoted talking points).

    Yearly1845,

    I know. I’m choosing to trivialize that because it’s fucking stupid. If you take gay out of the equation then it’s just yet another sex scene.

    corship,
    CorrodedCranium, in Banned books
    @CorrodedCranium@leminal.space avatar

    The Anarchist Cookbook is on the reading list

    pyrflie, (edited )

    I mean it really should be, it’s basic ASVAB.

    If you are considering a military career this book is the civilian key to EOS or OCS.

    LazaroFilm,
    @LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

    I know all these letters… maybe I should read the book to understand you.

    pyrflie, (edited )

    A google search or a 5 min convo with a Mil recruiter would highlight all three.

    Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery

    Explosive Ordinance School

    Officer Candidate School

    If you don’t know any of them maybe you should do some basic internet searches. It would make you look like less of an idiot for not recognizing ASVAB. It’s literally a basic aptitude test.

    Congrats your country filtered you into E1.

    Moobythegoldensock, (edited )

    If you’re posting something, it’s your job to do so in a way that people can understand your posts. Posting a bunch of industry-specific acronyms and then being condescending when someone asks you to clarify because they didn’t go and do homework on your stupid post doesn’t make them look dumb, it makes you look like a smug prick.

    maynarkh,

    Most people don’t live in the US and don’t know or care about US military abbreviations.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Congrats your country filtered you into E1.

    Only if they’re looking for cannon fodder. I’m 46 and chronically ill.

    I don’t think I need to know any military abbreviations.

    EffortlessEffluvium,

    Mother-in-law recruiter?!?

    FlyingSquid, (edited )
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I believe that’s called a fiancee.

    RainfallSonata,

    Like there isn’t going to be eight million different explanations in Google for acronyms with letters as common as EOS or OCS. Have you never used Google?

    sharkwellington,

    I always hate this viewpoint that if someone doesn’t understand what someone else is saying on a website designed to facilitate conversation, they should Google it instead of asking.

    Aside from that, it really makes you look like a heel for using jargon and chiding other people for not knowing it.

    Land_Strider,

    Moreover, they are talking about military service being relevant or close to 99% of other vocations or daily lives of civilians.

    Mossheart,

    Especially when you’re in a community about comic strips.

    Ziglin,

    Personally I read eos as endeavouros. Also ASVAB is an aptitude test by the USMEPCOM (United States Military Entrance Processing Command) So not only is it irrelevant for the average bloke that doesn’t want to serve in the military but also for anyone not in the US. (At least if other countries do use this test I missed that) Also Office of Community Services was first mentioned in the 27th result on Google when I searched for OCS.

    Moral of the story, just because you find it easily at your location and with your browsing habits doesn’t mean it’s that easy for everyone else. Please keep this in mind next time someone asks about the meaning of an acronym.

    pimento64,

    Where do you get filtered into if you’re too dumb to realize that half the shit in the Anarchist’s Cookbook is actually completely wrong, and act belligerent about it anyway?

    trolololol,

    Hey hey why so much aggression. Is that to deflect something you miss?

    Bougie_Birdie, (edited )
    @Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    I did a basic internet search for EOS and OCS, and I found lip balm and a cannabis dispensary.

    If you’re using a TLA (three letter acronym) you should probably recognize that some acronyms are common and have multiple interpretations.

    If you’re concerned about people looking like an idiot for asking questions, you should probably be aware that calling people an idiot for seeking information has the opposite result.

    iopq,

    EOS is a cryptocurrency, OCS is the office of community service

    You’re welcome

    LazaroFilm,
    @LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

    And ASVAB? Agency for Super Villains And Babies?

    name_NULL111653,

    Armed Service Vocational Aptitude Battery - AKA the “Are you stupid, and what can you do?” test.

    LazaroFilm,
    @LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

    Surprisingly, I wasn’t too far off…

    SoleInvictus,
    @SoleInvictus@lemmy.world avatar

    EOS is a type of medical imaging, OCS is oral corticosteroids.

    Transporter_Room_3, (edited ) in It's election year
    @Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

    Only applies to black democrats.

    Whitish-orange Republicans don’t have to worry about the constitution, if modern events tell us anything.

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    Trump was only elected president once. He qualifies to run again. unfortunately.

    sh__, in Phone no work

    I indeed had a dream lately where my phone wouldn’t work properly. Nobody was nice enough to come and tell me though.

    kamenlady,
    @kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

    In your next dream, Nic Cage will be coming around the corner to help you out.

    XEAL, in [Strange Planet] I too have acclimated

    Oh god, I need one of these about the absurdity of depression and suicide (been there too)

    Bondrewd,

    Nothing absurd about that Im afraid.

    XEAL,

    I find absurd the mere existence of depression

    Bondrewd, (edited )

    I kind of figured I can still socialize, and got suprised I really just fucking collapsed from the slightest challenge when it did not go my way. I found it absurd. Then I remembered all the fucking times I got disincentivized during all my formative years, the years of isolation because of my stomach issues… oops. Neuroplasticity actually did its thing and now I’m semi-locked in this terrible body.

    The counter-argument to the absurdity of depression is the huuuge fucking backlog and all the stuff you think can surely be ignored. Nop. The SECOND I ended my solitude living alone and moving back to my parents house I literally got better overnight.

    So no, I’m sorry, logic that depression is counterintuitive, so it does not make sense for you to improve upon yourself seems a tad bit shallow for me.

    Its more like a balloon. You can push in one place, it will bulge out everywhere else. Depressed state is the direction your body has the least pressure running to and all your decisions and events in your life pushed you there. If you change the incentives, you get a different result. Antidepressant modulated depression into some kind of neurotic manic state where I was extremely ramped up to do something, even if it is suicide.

    Then I could atleast work while feeling suicidal for months on end even though I went from not working to working at retail to sysadmin in a month. 1 year of stabilization later I’m so stable I finally went off.

    XEAL,

    You started a long discourse by assuming things I didn’t say. Specially this part pissed me off:

    So no, I’m sorry, logic that depression is counterintuitive, so it does not make sense for you to improve upon yourself seems a tad bit shallow for me.

    Depression is absurd, just like anxiety, allergies, cancer, wisdom teeth, asthma and more stuff (the appendix is useful, tho). We have to work with that because that’s how we evolved.

    I’m not denying the work and therapy required to getting out of depression, but we all would be better off if our brains could function healthily without being “depressible”.

    Bondrewd,

    So I respectfully nail what you think and you still get pissed. This is peak lemmy.

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/37a6aab1-325c-4fe2-b6ee-debfb1dbbf24.jpeg

    Also, this is my only assumption, the rest is about my experience and thougts that lead to my conclusion. It is pretty fucking disrespectful of you to own it like you had something to do with that part. I wrote it out, deal with it.

    XEAL,

    Fuck off.

    Sotuanduso, in How To Sound Wise

    This guide is worthless. This guide is funny.

    This guide is worthless, but it’s funny.

    The value in this worthless guide is in its comedy.

    nieceandtows,

    It’s so bad it’s good

    Sotuanduso,

    How wise you must be!

    niktemadur,

    The value in this comedy is in its’ worthlessness.

    Decoy321, (edited ) in [Goat To Self] Overruled

    “how dare you?! I am an orca. That other name is offensive.”

    VindictiveJudge,
    @VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world avatar

    “I am a dolphin, not a whale.”

    samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    An orca isn’t an Italian orc?

    Grippler,

    Only if you say it like this: orc-à 👌

    chuckleslord, in Evolving

    Jimmy made a mistake… having a two syllable nickname when his name is already one. Jameses of the world, don’t accept nicknames longer than your name!

    funkless_eck,

    “Ame”

    chuckleslord,

    Jim. Or Jam. Those are your options

    swab148,
    @swab148@startrek.website avatar

    I’ll sometimes call my James friend “Ya-mez”

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