Not that I’m holding out hope of finding true love, but if I’m getting married and the vows aren’t something like this, then I’m calling the whole thing off.
I don’t know why people think it’s like a cool thing to shit on Garfield. It was on forever you may not like all of them but I guarantee there’s some in there that will kill you. I dunno maybe it’s people expecting that a comic is going to be hitting it out of the park every single strip which most are not.
It’s that it appeals to a certain generation of humor. The humor tends to be bland and predictable if you read even the first panel, much like this comic. But that doesn’t mean you can’t like it, if you don’t find it bland nor predictable then you are not a lesser person for finding it funny.
Btw, did you mean millenials or Gen Z? Some of us elder millenials are 40 or older now, a fact that Gen X and Boomers sometimes have trouble remembering…
Plus, they work way more hours than we do cuz of their big, smart brains. They have to call their R&D department at crazy hours of the night to rant a coked-out list of shit ideas that range from morally bankrupt to pure causes of bankruptcy so that numerous teams of real people, real people with real families and real educations or real work experience who dedicated their adult lives to lead up to the moment that they could be part of this team, have to sift through all the horseshit cascading from a dragon, rich beyond comprehension but mentally and emotionally stunted by their lack of relatable experiences, so that when the one slightly less stupid idea out of the thousands of moronic ones accidentally slips past the lawyers and makes it to production, the dragon can take credit for being a hard working genius and then justify adding to their pile of gold that’s covered in the blood, sweat, and tears of the starving villagers who just died trying to save the dragon’s ass because constantly bailing out a dragon is somehow preferable to being homeless in the gutter where the only way to possibly make money is to either steal from the dragon or sell the dragon drugs that the dragon will use right before calling the head of R&D…
Do people have outside cars and inside cars? Do they let their inside cars sleep in bed with them? Do their inside cars use litter boxes? I have so many questions.
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