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Sabre363, in You may now read the vows you have prepared

Not that I’m holding out hope of finding true love, but if I’m getting married and the vows aren’t something like this, then I’m calling the whole thing off.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

You may also find true love and not need a social certificate around it.

chicken, in Stealth check failed [Elder Cactus]

As long as the dragon just sits on it capital gains won’t be realized

lurch, in In case of emergency, open crisps bag

Rookie mistake to not have secret crisp, peanut and cashew stashes hidden in reach everywhere comfy

WashedOver, (edited ) in I think he's the one [Loading Artist]
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

That’s a great one! It’s amazing the culture of alcohol had most of us expecting this to be booze

*edit: lol based on the downvotes I’m not sure who I’ve offended more, the boozers or those that said this is the joke…

Pyr_Pressure,

I mean, it’s a flask. Those are typically designed to hold alcohol.

If it were a water bottle it wouldn’t be funny.

qooqie, (edited ) in I think he's the one [Loading Artist]

This comic is the Garfield for millennials. They’ll hate me because I speak the truth

spacecowboy,

Garfield is legendary so I’ll allow it.

Madison420,

I don’t know why people think it’s like a cool thing to shit on Garfield. It was on forever you may not like all of them but I guarantee there’s some in there that will kill you. I dunno maybe it’s people expecting that a comic is going to be hitting it out of the park every single strip which most are not.

qooqie, (edited )

It’s that it appeals to a certain generation of humor. The humor tends to be bland and predictable if you read even the first panel, much like this comic. But that doesn’t mean you can’t like it, if you don’t find it bland nor predictable then you are not a lesser person for finding it funny.

Jorgelino,

I guarantee there’s some in there that will kill you

That’s probably it then. All the fans keep dying while the haters remain.

Ilovethebomb,

It’s very safe, middle of the road humour, that’s certainly true.

VikingHippie,

They’ll hate me because I speak the truth

No, we’ll mock you for speaking nonsense.

Btw, did you mean millenials or Gen Z? Some of us elder millenials are 40 or older now, a fact that Gen X and Boomers sometimes have trouble remembering…

_sideffect, in "Tempting Fate" by MrLovenstein

Using this when my friends ask me to go out 😂

thefartographer, in Stealth check failed [Elder Cactus]

Plus, they work way more hours than we do cuz of their big, smart brains. They have to call their R&D department at crazy hours of the night to rant a coked-out list of shit ideas that range from morally bankrupt to pure causes of bankruptcy so that numerous teams of real people, real people with real families and real educations or real work experience who dedicated their adult lives to lead up to the moment that they could be part of this team, have to sift through all the horseshit cascading from a dragon, rich beyond comprehension but mentally and emotionally stunted by their lack of relatable experiences, so that when the one slightly less stupid idea out of the thousands of moronic ones accidentally slips past the lawyers and makes it to production, the dragon can take credit for being a hard working genius and then justify adding to their pile of gold that’s covered in the blood, sweat, and tears of the starving villagers who just died trying to save the dragon’s ass because constantly bailing out a dragon is somehow preferable to being homeless in the gutter where the only way to possibly make money is to either steal from the dragon or sell the dragon drugs that the dragon will use right before calling the head of R&D…

Fuck dragons. I bet they’re goddamn delicious.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve heard direct action is therapeutic.

randomaccount43543, in "Tempting Fate" by MrLovenstein

Love how cute he is in his bed 🥰

florge, in "Tempting Fate" by MrLovenstein
barrett9h, in ‘NEXT TO HER’ [OC] (Oldie from the archive)

The Smiths

joyjoy, in Stealth check failed [Elder Cactus]

tax owed != tax paid. You wanna try taking his gold when even the IRS won’t dare?

Decoy321, in "Blizzard" by TheyCanTalk

My favorite part is the cats realization that they’d have to share the box.

Bluetooth, (edited ) in "Blizzard" by TheyCanTalk

Our car* insists on being let out to do her business in the garden, even though we have freezing weather and snow. *Cat, thank you autocorrect.

illi,

Gotta say the typo is top notch!

funkless_eck,

over on Instagram, its not even a typo any more. people just use the word car to mean cat

platypus_plumba,

Dafuq is going on ovar there?

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

People be petting cars

LemmyKnowsBest,

Do people have outside cars and inside cars? Do they let their inside cars sleep in bed with them? Do their inside cars use litter boxes? I have so many questions.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar
lilsolar,
@lilsolar@sh.itjust.works avatar

SIR PLEASE DO NOT CAR

IzzyScissor, in Banned books

Those who are fighting against history being taught intend to repeat it.

AnxiousDater101, in [ADHDinos] This will never backfire

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    Yeah we do, because her orgasm is more important

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