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Crul, in Reject modernity, embrace tradition!

Source: evie hilliar @yeevz_ - Instagram

reject modernity embrace tradition

first date idea: you (lvl 36) trick me (lvl 3) into following you into wildy and murder me, taking my bronze square shield and wooden bucket. we kiss when i respawn in lumbridge

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quatschkopf34,

Damn, that‘s hot

samus12345, in Twinkle twinkle little douche [Extra Fabulous]
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Clearly an American star.

moog,

It learned it in school

wombatula, in "Pineapple Pizza" by Salo_Comic

I have never met a person (that wasn’t chronically online) in real life that cares about Pineapple Pizza, it’s a silly internet meme.

UnrepententProcrastinator,

Well, of course since you don’t meet chronically online people IRL by definition.

theKalash, (edited )

What? That joke/meme is way older than the internet. You should meet more people.

wombatula,

My entire life I have met hundreds of people that don’t mind pineapple pizza, I have been to dozens of school, work, and social functions where there was pineapple pizza, and nobody has ever complained. Literally decades of people eating it without complaining, or not eating it but also not complaining.

I never heard a single human being mention it until it became an internet meme, and the only people that have ever mentioned it IRL were chronically online individuals.

But sure it’s me not knowing enough people, what a fucking rude and condescending thing to say.

theKalash, (edited )

Oh, I’m sorry. I must have missed when they assigned your life to be the universal standard for all expirences. Guess if it never happend to you it doesn’t exist.

Talking about being fucking condescending.

wombatula,

More likely you surround yourself with petty people who complain about minor things, and chronically online trolls who think their le epic memes are reality. Can you imagine complaining about what other people eat? What does it matter to you, how egotistical are you that you want to complain that other people eat pineapple on pizza, what a childish thing to do.

Also bonus points for hypocritically saying my experience can’t be real, while yours is objective reality. No, you are just from a region or social group that has abandoned civility and politeness, and cannot possibly fathom anyone disagreeing with them without being rude and condescending to them.

Blocked, go kick rocks kid.

Smoogs,

I’ve run into too many of them, they are most definitely out there even if you haven’t personally run into them.

Boxtifer,

Cool. Whatever you experience is the only truth. What else do you wanna teach the world today?

wombatula,

What a rude thing to say, so nobody is allowed to hold an opinion that you disagree with? Or share their experience if it doesn’t agree with yours? Do you not see how hypocritical your statement is, or how needlessly hostile it was presented?

AMillionNames,

Wait, there are internet memes that are not silly?

Aganim,

I know a few in real life. And they can sod right off while I devour my Pizza “Crime Against Humanity”. 🍍

RickyRigatoni,
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Once you see what brazil does to pizza you’ll never care about pineapple again.

wombatula,

Related, Japan does some horrific things too.

Krauerking,

What don’t like mayonnaise and frozen vegetable mix of carrots and beans on your soft sloppy pizza? Why not?

Lun0tic, in Buying a dog

I would have liked to see him carrying a box or a crate to make you believe more that he was bringing the dog back.

cRazi_man, in This is what peak masc performance looks like

It’s like dating Hypnotoad

FlyingSquid, in A Real Adult
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Cardboard tubes aren’t light sabers, they’re trumpets. Everyone knows that. Jeez.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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I use them to make cow noises 🐮

FuglyDuck,
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They’re trumpets to challenge one’s mortal foes to a ligthsaber duel. Then they’re ligthsabers.

FlyingSquid,
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Ok, fair.

agamemnonymous,
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Then they become nunchaku

al177,

Before trumpeting you’re obligated to yodel “RIIIICOLAAAAA” through a cardboard tube, much as a father must clack tongs before tending a grill.

JDPoZ,
@JDPoZ@lemmy.world avatar

Similar to how one must engage and disengage a pen’s tip-retracting function at least 3 times before using.

al177,

Ah yes, the GoldenEye reflex.

Nusm, in Every day Billy?!

One of the most classic Far Side cartoons. It looks like it’s been edited to add to the sides (it was originally more square) and recolored.

sab,
@sab@kbin.social avatar

Looks like someone did a complete 3D render or something. It's pretty different from the original.

Still relatable, seems to get more true the higher education you enter into.

ringwraithfish,

A little frustrating that they didn't give proper credit or that it was cropped out at some point

ripcord,
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That's not even the original, which is black and white.

Larson did a lot of colorizations and redraws of various kinds. Though I don't think the 3d one is his.

The more compact ones are funnier for some reason.

hunter2, in And that's how I met your mother [Loading Artist]

writes down notes

guyrocket, in "Romantic Evening" by War and Peas
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That guy needs a new gf.

pressanykeynow,

That girl needs a new bf.

Todesschnitzel,

Either that or a few more friends. An unholy sabbath wont work without a proper orgy taking place.

name_NULL111653,

Just summon a few succubi, they’ll be glad to join in.

agent_flounder, in Executive Dysfunction [ADHDinos]
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Me: do the thing

🧠: “uh, no. Now sounds horrible and way too hard and it’ll take eleventy billion hours”

Later

🧠: “OMG Emergency!! I’m late!! … Completes task … Wow that was kind of quick and easy. Why didn’t we do this sooner???”

Me: (ಠ_ಠ)

magikmw,

Brain, gaslighting us for adrenaline hits every chance it can.

isolatedscotch,

completing tasks? how do i learn this wizardry?

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

I mean… mostly complete…

deweydecibel, in "AI Humor" by SMBC Comics

That “How dare you!” is unnecessary. Let the punchline stand on it’s own, it doesn’t need reactions.

spark947,

Nah, you need the chorus to chime in.

QuaternionsRock,

Well, it’s not the original text

Stoneykins,

Yes, it is.

ZoopZeZoop,

It was closing the unknowns in the narrative. The joke was supposed to offend him. How would we know that it actually offended him if he didn’t say that (or react in some way)?

Gonzako,

I think the pose of the 4th panel conveys it well enough to be honest

ZoopZeZoop,

Sure, but the original proposition was no reaction was needed.

erie09,

“You can’t have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me angry!” -The Robot Devil

Kolanaki,
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This post is as brilliant as it is lousy!

Drunemeton, in "Sir Leopold" by PBFComics
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Thanks for posting this! As a former cat host this is painfully funny.

Geert,
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It was 2 parts had to glue them together. This was effort! :)

Glad you like it!

voidavoid, (edited ) in Equation by Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Or y’know, lack of sex if that’s yr thing

edit: someone out here doesn’t understand that aces exist

CarlsIII,

My shrink says that’s what’s bringing me down

Bonehead,

Then you better find a whore.

kersploosh,
@kersploosh@sh.itjust.works avatar

And say your life’s a bore.

0ops,

Ayuh yuh yuh!

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

So quit my whining 'cause it’s bringing her down

danc4498,

It’s simple addition. Add extra food and you’ll be alright.

ech, in Hidden Beauty - Safely Endangered

The main reason I dgaf about phone aesthetics. That baby’s going into a thick af case asap.

Also, unintentionally appropriate user name?

otter,

Yep, fun coincidence I guess 😄

lolcatnip, in "Opposite Day" by Extra Fabulous

If it’s opposite day, doesn’t that mean it’s not opposite day?

edgemaster72,
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Yesn’t

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