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Zoboomafoo, in ZAP
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Much like Yu-Gi-Oh! And Cartoon Network Batman, “Can’t Kill Anybody” just invites much worse possibilities

HobbitFoot,

They’re smiling. How bad can it be if they are smiling?

RIP_Cheems, in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic
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USE ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, THIS ISNT THE TIME FOR DUMB INTERNET TALK

sukhmel,
RIP_Cheems,
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“I don’t remember askin you a godamn thing”

lowleveldata, in "Raccoon-Free Christmas" by The Jenkins

They seem like good friends

Fiivemacs, (edited ) in Surprise Service

Then that garbage goes into the landfill, gets sold overseas, falls off the boat and instantly back in its mouth.

Cleaning garbage hardly does anything, it only fixes what you can see then it goes into hiding…everyone needs to stop consuming. Today was garbage day in my neighbourhood…I had 1/2 a black bag and like 3 plastic bottles for 2 weeks. Neighbours threw out 7 bags and 3 recycling bins of plastic.

Stop consuming

drmoose,

The whale looks happy :)

Fiivemacs,

Parks look happy too after people pickup trash and just relocate it…doesn’t mean the problem is actually solved

drmoose,

You seem fun at parties huh

spacecowboy,

Their concern and frustration leaks out as anger at the wrong things/people.

LastYearsPumpkin,

Our local garbage goes to a local landfill that’s properly maintained.

There’s a lot of problems with consumption, and plastics especially need to be phased out, but some areas do handle waste responsibly.

Uncle_Bagel,

I also only go through about a bag of trash a week ehile my neighbors go through about 5 or 6 This us because i am a single guy who lives alone while they are a family of 4 with a large dog.

Duranie,

Plot twist - OP’s neighbor’s house actually has 20 people living in it. Per person, they’re producing less waste than he is.

oce,
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We need both sustainable garbage management and reduced consumption. We can’t stop consuming and producing garbage, like every life form, but we have to make it sustainable.

HubertManne, in Grilboss this! Girlboss that!
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thing about (american) taxes is that its a process anyone can do with a high school education, but its intentionally made to be as annoying and obtuse as possible. Its like the worst homework project you can ever be given. many times polls were taken on if people would rather do taxes or have a root canal and few people choose taxes.

ryathal,

It’s really not bad if all you do is work regular jobs, even a lot of them. The problem is Americans are shit at reading and math so they don’t understand directions well. Companies benefit from making it seem complicated though.

If you own your own business taxes are a huge pain, because you have to do all the stuff employers do, like payroll taxes.

If you are part of the ~13% that benefit from itemizing on your taxes, it’s also more complicated.

HubertManne, (edited )
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still a prime example I have is the reporting sheet, and I can't remember which one, reports something in like 4a that goes to the 1040 in line 4b and 4b goes to 4a. seriously. this looks like the reporting sheet was made to fuck with the tax payer. (also data input is the most annoying part. you should not have to pay for a system just to get the boxes filled from data from forms. its just bs.)

FuglyDuck,
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the other thing that you need to know about american taxes is that they don’t even need you to do them. They’ll correct your work and send you a bill if it’s in their advantage. They can just send you the bill to begin with, but they don’t so their rich friends can show off their pretty science projects (I mean, er, exploit loopholes.)

alphapuggle, in The Clock

If I can clock in on the shitter that’s where I’d clock in every morning

noerdman,
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“Nate, we need to talk about your login locations.”

“What’s wrong with me logging in on the China? Why is there a clock if it shouldn’t be used?”

“Nothing wrong with that, pal. But could you tell us why it’s the gents’ room on Mondays, the ladies’ one on Tuesdays, the disabled’s one on Wednesdays, the shitter in my private apartment on Thursdays and seemingly King Charles’ private golden toilet in his fox hunting hut near Essex on Fridays?”

ImplyingImplications, in SSB is a little messed up, when you think about it. [Safely Endangered]

Would you rather it be like that one Black Mirror episode?

don,

Striking Vipers, for the curious.

scops,

Or that bit in Altered Carbon where a couple fight to the death to see who gets an upgraded sleeve.

Acters,

Yeah! maybe they are enjoying it, and the blast off from the stage is just them climaxing. Some are able to submissively survive to the outer edges of the arena, and other characters are edge guard dominant types

koolkiwi, in "Hibernation" by War and Peas
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As a father of a 7 month old: hibernation sounds like heaven

uphillbothways, (edited )
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As someone who never had kids, I'm glad everyday that I never did.

koolkiwi,
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It’s definitely a roller coaster. Wouldn’t miss her for anything in the world, but at the same time it’s probably good new parents don’t know what awaits them :D

Deceptichum, in Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Horse
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darq, in "Introvert friends" by Sarah Andersen
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They are going on adventures together! Maybe one day they'll both read the same book at the same time, and go on the same adventure!

SocialMediaRefugee, in I can't wait to play tonight [Clueless Hero]

Or just as likely you are barely able to keep your head up and you realize it is after 2am and you’ll be feeling like crap the next day.

Underwaterbob, in Drinking in your 20s vs 30s [Sarah Anderson]

Then, in your forties you drink a single beer, feel nothing, and have the mother of all hangovers. I’ve more-or-less given up drinking at this point.

MaxVoltage, (edited )
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

yall really dont drink water huh?

30 here drink does nothing to me but i drink a glass of water eve3night before bed lmao

drank a margarita last night woke up at 5 am

see a doctor

Kellamity,

Everybody is different - you haven’t figured out the one simple trick to avoid hangovers. Drinking lots of water is like, the most common thing to do and 99% of people still get bad hangovers

Underwaterbob,

30 here

Get back to me when you’re creeping up on fifty.

Truthfully, I have mixed results when it comes to drinking these days. Sometimes, it’s fine. I drink a few beer, get a nice buzz and wake up totally fine. It’s really only once or twice I had the situation I mentioned above where I hardly drank anything and woke up hungover anyway. In those cases, I didn’t chug a bunch of water because I assumed since I wasn’t feeling the effects at all, I’d be fine. If I am buzzed or verging on drunk, then I will chug a liter or something. Though for me, it’s 50/50 on whether that prevents a hangover. I don’t like those odds. It just seems more and more like the short buzz and euphoria it brings more and more often isn’t worth the chance of ruining the next day. Especially given how much shittier your system gets at handling this stuff as you get older.

I am not out of shape either.

Boozilla, (edited )
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As I’ve gotten older I realized that, even though I like the occasional drink, it’s just not worth it to me any more. I find myself drinking less and less. Almost never at this point.

I’ve also noticed my friends and family are a lot more fun to hang out with when they are not drinking than when they are. People get so loud and obnoxious when they drink. They think they are fun and funny but they’re really just annoying.

Jumi, in I can't wait to play tonight [Clueless Hero]

Usually I don’t even turn on my PC on workdays but I recently got Victoria 3 and I just must make Bavaria great

Sitkemkev,

Doing a Bavaria game in Europa Universalis IV with my cousin(he just formed Swabia) right now! Glad to see Bavaria is getting love.

Jumi,

It’s where I’m from after all

dudinax, in Are you prepared to be judged? [Martin Rosner]

He shoulda peed in the pool.

Sylvartas, in "Wild Life" by MrLovenstein

TIL Tarkov players are rabbits

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