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WaxedWookie, in "Future" by Safely Endangered

There’s a widely spread, rumour that the last Australian Prime Minister - Scott the liar from the Shire Morrison shat himself in an Engadine McDonald’s in 1997 after his team, the Cronulla Sharks lost the finals. The rumours were persistent enough that he had to deny the rumours ~20 years later on one of the most popular radio show in the country.

Considering how much time he spends with a gormless shit-eating grin plastered all over his dumb mug, some of that shit was bound to overflow at one point or another.

bestusername, in "Daily Affirmations" by War and Peas
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Totally got laid; worth it!

Geert,
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And she got head

hakunawazo, in Hiya, neighbor [deliberatelyburied]

The horse has a cute little mechanical horse hand.

MTLion3, in I can't wait to play tonight [Clueless Hero]

Been there, done that. 10 pm rolls around and I’m like “Gaming time!” And then I’m sleepy within like 30 minutes 🤣

LouNeko, in "Political Nuance" by PervisTime

If we’re all just killing babies anyway and its hunting season, why don’t we throw them together and make it baby hunting season. Those little fuckers won’t know what hit them.

Braz666, in Drinking in your 20s vs 30s [Sarah Anderson]

My superpower is not having hangovers 🗿 🗿 (for now)

Speculater,
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39 and still don’t understand why people complain. Just hydrate, poop, eat, poop again, go back to normal.

Droggelbecher,

Because people are built different. I’ve been so nauseous from drinking the night before that I just immediately threw up every gulp of water I took, even at about 20.

DomoPANTS,

39 here and still hangover free, except for Jamison for some reason.

TwoGems,
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It’s strange how sick people are nowdays.

cbarrick, in JPEG

Yes!

I’ve always been in the “jif” camp.

Now I have a new counter!

ryven,
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What do you fall back to when they just agree that “jay-pheg” is the only reasonable pronunciation?

cbarrick,

Dunno. Haven’t had the chance to try the argument.

But like, I’ve literally never heard someone say “jay-pheg”.

JdW, in "Thanksgiving" by TheOtherEnd

Bloody typical. Finally a good comic between the awful mediocrity in this group and people are slagging it off. This has become reddit already.

MrShankles,

What’s a reddit? We just bullshitting here

SkyNTP, in "Symptoms" by Chris Hallbeck

To be fair, robots kinda wear out over time too, arguably at a faster rate. At least living tissue can self repair.

OhStopYellingAtMe, in Hilarious! (Only to six year olds)
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My kid is 6. I’ll show this to him tomorrow to see if he thinks it’s funny.

OhStopYellingAtMe,
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He did think it was funny.

Ghost33313, in Just the essentials
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Should have grabbed the olive oil.

LemmyKnowsBest,

but olive oil isn’t prized for its essence

jaybone,

Essence of garlic bread.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, in The 'not enough coffee' effect

What am I doing? Oh, I’m chasing this guy. No, he’s chasing me.

HollandJim, (edited ) in The 'not enough coffee' effect

It’s called “age”.

Get used to it. It comes for us all.

kionite231,

Me who is 19 😦

HollandJim,

You’re just starting. Pace yourself; with luck it’s a good long ride.

XbSuper,

The doorway effect is a real thing. If you say what you’re doing as you pass through doorways, you won’t have this problem.

HollandJim,

Good to know (as long as you’re not preoccupied).

RootBeerGuy, in Jaunty
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Didn’t know it means loser for rappers. Guess that means I am either online gamer or old.

herrvogel,

Probably from Turkish, where “kek” means “cake” but also is slang for “gullible”. When you get kek’d, for example, it means you just got got.

FuglyDuck, (edited )
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possibly booth. WoW was released in '04.

For those wondering, The game would use a shift cipher on chat. when chatting between factions, you wouldn’t be able to read it. Well. except we were nerds and they used the same shift cipher. for horde players saying LOL, alliance players would see KEK. so addons existed that could ‘translate’ back and forth.

The reasoning was that cross-faction, eh ‘comunication’ was mostly taunting and shit.

joyjoy, in Bad Dog!

She doesn’t seem very urgent.

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