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Assman, in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear
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  • NielsBohron,
    @NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s actually a pretty good idea, although it’s not like a right-click on the desktop is really that much slower (assuming we’re taking about Windows)

    jaschen,

    Protip: Ctrl+Shift+Esc goes directly in without cluttering your toolbar.

    otter, in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear

    Lol every time

    I know it’s just psychology (and any resource reallocation that happens when task manager opens) but it’s still funny

    dual_sport_dork,
    @dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

    I have totally caught malware checking to see if task manager is running, and cooling it until it is closed. Some cryptocurrency mining trojans do this. You can verify it by using a tool other than task manager, e.g. System Explorer or Process Hacker. Usually they’re not smart enough to poll for third party tools, so they’ll quiet down when only task manager is opened and not when you’re using any third party tools.

    Kowowow, in Employers

    What’s a cv?

    mazigoth,

    I think it’s a type of honda

    photonic_sorcerer,
    @photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    No, that’s a Civic, you’re thinking of the integer between six and eight.

    IHawkMike,

    No, that’s seven. You’re thinking of a kitchen tool used to strain liquids from solids.

    Soggy,

    No, that’s a collander… hold on.

    perishthethought,

    No, that’s a sieve. You’re thinking of the United States Construction Battalion.

    BorgDrone,

    Curriculum vitae

    bionicjoey,

    Depending on what country you’re in, it’s either a resumé, or a supplement to a resumé that summarizes academic achievements for an applicant with a graduate degree.

    autokludge,
    @autokludge@programming.dev avatar

    105

    lugal,

    Lebenslauf

    cashews_best_nut,

    It’s what Brits (and maybe others) often call a resume. It’s also sometimes slightly longer. than a resume (2+ pages instead of 1).

    LazaroFilm,
    @LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

    A 2CV was an awesome Citroên car.

    PM_Your_Nudes_Please, (edited )

    Curriculum vitae. It’s basically a long résumé. The résumé gets your foot in the door with the “best of” highlights that are tailored to the specific job. The the CV is what you bring to the interview; It’s longer and has a more complete work history, instead of just the bits that are relevant to the job you applied for.

    So when they ask you “can you explain this gap in your employment for these two years” you can go “yeah, if you look at my CV, you’ll see that I was working/freelance in a tangental industry. But it wasn’t very pertinent to this application, so I left it off of my résumé when I applied.”

    And for tailoring your résumé to each job, you just copy/paste the relevant info from your CV to make a one page document.

    smeg,

    I don’t think this is correct. Assuming you’re American then a CV is the same as what you’d call a résumé. Unless a résumé is more like a cover letter (as in the intro paragraph where you summarise what you do and why you want the job)?

    ThePowerOfGeek, (edited )
    @ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world avatar

    I agree about them basically being the same.

    In America a resume is basically a slightly shortened CV. But from my experience (as someone who has lived and worked in IT in both the US and the UK) they are nearly identical. They both summarize your work history in almost identical styles. But the resume is preferably limited to 2 pages maximum, while a CV can be longer.

    I don’t recall ever having both a resume and a CV in the UK and initially applying with a resume and then bringing the longer CV to the interview. It was just a name and length expectation difference that separated them.

    smeg,

    I’ve not ever heard of any company wanting you to bring an extra-long CV with you, though since everything is online now any long-established rules are basically out the window

    Son_of_dad, in [Alzwards Corner] I see no problem *sneeze* with this

    Bullshit. I’m allergic to cats and it gives you a natural dislike for them. Also I’m convinced that cats are creatures from another dimension or planet, they’re toxic, demon creatures

    RIP_Cheems,
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    My mom was allergic to cats, but the she wanted one and had no reaction. She also had no aversion to them before.

    BirdyBoogleBop,

    I’m allergic to dogs. I still love them, feel like dying afterwards but worth it!

    naticus,

    I’m allergic and still like cats. I don’t have a cat for obvious reasons, but a natural dislike? Nah, that’s just projection.

    Son_of_dad,

    I like the hairless ones. Still wouldn’t get one cause of the smell though. I’m a bird guy, they can be messy but never smell.

    usualsuspect191, in The quackening

    Charles and Mambo got jacked

    unreasonabro, (edited ) in The beginning of civilization

    this is so 'murican it hurts lol

    like genuine American cringe

    you guys should try building a real society instead of just hating and murdering all day long

    Godric,

    🇺🇸 🇺🇲 🇺🇸 Rent free 🇺🇸 🇺🇲 🇺🇸

    SnugZebras,

    Just carrying on the European tradition

    samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah, not like all those countries with peaceful histories like…um…little help here?

    creditCrazy,
    @creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m sorry but how is this extremely amarican. Like the Japanese also assist echother the Russians assist echother. I’m sure people in China and north Korea have friends that assist echother.

    alienanimals, in Decentralized [Work Chronicles]

    You should do everything you can to get people like this fired.

    Transporter_Room_3, (edited ) in It's election year
    @Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

    Only applies to black democrats.

    Whitish-orange Republicans don’t have to worry about the constitution, if modern events tell us anything.

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    Trump was only elected president once. He qualifies to run again. unfortunately.

    Bondrewd, in How To Sound Wise

    Oh, so like most lemmy users.

    afraid_of_zombies,

    Or every government contract I have ever been on.

    SomethingBurger,

    Lemmy is good until it isn’t.

    Bondrewd,

    You deserve the more upvotes sir.

    diffcalculus,

    It’s amazing and scary how many geopolitical, micro/macro economics, and philosophical experts we have here!

    shadearg,
    @shadearg@lemmy.world avatar

    Low-hanging fruit called.

    They enjoy being fondled, please proceed.

    CluckN,

    I swear someone could post a dog sneezing and there will always be a, “Capitalism is at fault” comment followed by someone trying to introduce Arch Linux.

    kelseybcool,

    In the form of a star trek meme.

    And I wouldn’t have it any other way. ❤️

    LeHorror, in [Goat To Self] Overruled

    Your Otter! This trial is nothing but a whale hunt!

    Duranie, in Marketing

    As a massage therapist, I’m also willing to accept “human primate social groomer” over “body toucher.” Not sure that potential clients would appreciate that much more though 😕.

    LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

    I’m a massage therapist too and yesterday I had a client who could easily qualify as a “primate in need of grooming.” So. Much. Body. Hair & skin grime 🤢 I know we’re supposed to love everybody but I love people most when they practice good grooming & hygiene before they come to get a massage.

    RedAggroBest,

    I went from from anthropology to massage therapy (and am very happy for it) and I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees the social grooming aspect lol

    WanakaTree, in In case of emergency, open crisps bag

    My wife and I refer to a cat in the lap compelling the other to do things for you as the “Kitty Claws” of our marriage contract

    Donebrach,
    @Donebrach@lemmy.world avatar

    You may need to update your contract to read “clause” otherwise there’s no pun.

    dream_weasel, in In case of emergency, open crisps bag

    Those are chips right?

    nifty,
    @nifty@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeap

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

    No, they’re cats.

    IzzyScissor, in Banned books

    Those who are fighting against history being taught intend to repeat it.

    NABDad, in "Natural Enemies" by PoorlyDrawnLines

    That mouse is infected with the Toxoplasma gondii parasite.

    On top of all its other problems.

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