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killeronthecorner, in "Me time" by MrLovenstein
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

The therapist only exists in their mind, and they have a narcissistic personality disorder

Kalkaline, in Plenty of Fish
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

Must have confused him for a sea cucumber

Leate_Wonceslace,
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Pearlfish moment.

irreticent,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

Or a sea sponge.

jaybone,

When they swim into your vagina, you can’t get pregnant.

Fiivemacs, in Hop in bed [Extra Fabulous Comics]

Be better if it was a toonie and he popped the middle of it and gave the camera a sexual Mario look

wisemanzero, in "If I knew then what I know now" by Port Sherry

But you must! How else would they know to shopsaf sosalarbdlmgre sofasdpsd dsflasos sdfasd afsdfasops?

superduperenigma, in "Me time" by MrLovenstein

FYI, MrLovenstein is also on Mastodon.

MrLovenstein@mastodon.social

OprahsedCreature, in I can't wait to play tonight [Clueless Hero]

All this working is not working

Mac,

Agree. What’s even the point

Lenny,

To purchase more in-game items, and feel like you’ve accomplished something for a few minutes before the sad comes back.

TheAlbatross, in Drinking in your 20s vs 30s [Sarah Anderson]

Have a Gatorade before and after you drink.

There ya go, fellow 30-something party people, saved ya a hangover, just hope with that no one suggests a venue change to the club at 11:30

GBU_28,

Absolutely not gonna help lol

Kusimulkku,

I’ve learned that people who talk about these remedies or say they don’t get hangovers drink a lot less than I do

TheAlbatross, (edited )

Most of the hangover is just dehydration, so the Gatorade really does help a lot. Pedialyte or a different sports drink would do similarly, but also getting in shape, sleeping right, drinking plenty of water on the days you’re not drinking helps mitigate the issues with a little indulgence just fine.

But, everyone is different so your milage may vary.

GBU_28,

Yeah I can drink Gatorade, have a full meal before bed, stop drinking an hour before bed, have an antacid, everything. If I’m “drunk” at any point of the night I am done for the next day

GBU_28,

Yeah I can drink Gatorade, have a full meal before bed, stop drinking an hour before bed, have an antacid, everything. If I’m “drunk” at any point of the night I am done for the next day

demonquark,

Gatorade for the win. My life changed when I discovered the healing power of gatorade.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

If I’m out of the house past 10, something has already gone terribly wrong.

ultratiem,
@ultratiem@lemmy.ca avatar

You can make it till 10!!! 🙇‍♂️

AnUnusualRelic, (edited )
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

I guess drinking 75+ is technically drinking 30+…

Pea666,

Some young dude caught me yawning at a Rammstein concert this summer. I told him I couldn’t help it because it was past 9.

Guildo,

How about drinking a lot of water, eating healthy and drinking less alcohol?

Pea666,

You don’t get it. I can get a hangover from looking at a beer the wrong way and I’m not even in my 40’s yet.

Seraph,
@Seraph@kbin.social avatar

Ah yes. Why didn't I think of simply drinking less alcohol to solve my hangover?

You are right about water though, hydration is all we're talking about when it comes to hangovers.

redballooon,

If you’re in your 20s

SmoothIsFast,

Not really, hangovers are literally dehydration mixed with poor mental and physical recovery if you fall asleep while drunk. Sober up before the nights end, get some hydration and food in you and you should be good to go. If you are going to sleep fucked up then nothing is gonna save you from a hangover whether you are young or not.

TheAlbatross, (edited )

Yeah, during a majority of the year. On the rare weekend where schedules align such that a buncha 30-somethings can get together and party?

Gatorade. Or Brodes.

Everything in moderation, my friend. Especially moderation.

Guildo,

If you are drinking during the majority of the year, I have bad news for u. You’re an alcoholic.

TheAlbatross,

Thanks for the concern, but I think you read my comment backwards.

lightnsfw,

What and just experience my emotions? No thank you.

Guildo, (edited )

I understand that concern.

ImFresh3x, (edited )

Sugar and alcohol just make everything harder for your liver. Just eat well before, and drink plenty of water before, between, and after alcohol. Drink a bit less alcohol when going out. Get to bed at a semi reasonable time. Skip the sugar water.

doctorcrimson, in JPEG

Not how acronyms work but I like your fire.

Pistcow, in Are you prepared to be judged? [Martin Rosner]

Is the ocean a pool? Or is it specifically a pool? Does it matter if it was an above ground or in ground pool? Do hot tubs count as pools?

Pancito, (edited )
@Pancito@lemmy.world avatar

Does peeing into a pool count too?

What about shower and bathtubs?

Perfide,

Do hot tubs count as pools?

Peeing in the hot tub is equal to peeing in 5 pools. Gonna make piss steam and get it everywhere.

Limeey, in Sharks are fierce predators

Exo is probably one of the best web comics on the internet right now, imo

hOrni, in Drinking in your 20s vs 30s [Sarah Anderson]

I don’t get hangovers anymore. You’d have to sober up to get a hangover. An if I’d sober up, the depression wold be a far greater concern.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah I didn’t really understand hangovers until I slowed my drinking down to reasonable levels, and then to barely at all. Now it’s not so much a hangover, but I notice I’m not really 100% percent for a couple of days after some drinks.

ExfilBravo,

The “I have a 5th for breakfast type” Metal.

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not metal. That’s a crushing dependency on alcohol.

lobut,
fckreddit, in Surprise Service

This makes me sad.

Braz666, in Drinking in your 20s vs 30s [Sarah Anderson]

My superpower is not having hangovers 🗿 🗿 (for now)

Speculater,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

39 and still don’t understand why people complain. Just hydrate, poop, eat, poop again, go back to normal.

Droggelbecher,

Because people are built different. I’ve been so nauseous from drinking the night before that I just immediately threw up every gulp of water I took, even at about 20.

DomoPANTS,

39 here and still hangover free, except for Jamison for some reason.

TwoGems,
@TwoGems@lemmy.world avatar

It’s strange how sick people are nowdays.

Crul, (edited ) in 10:30 it is 👍
KISSmyOS, (edited )
Klear,

Do we have a r/comedynecromancy equivalent on Lemmy? These would make for a decent base for that.

crandlecan, in Demons – Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker)

Waaat 😁

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Mario kart. They’re playing Mario kart.

crandlecan,

I missed that last upload :) Still, I needed your answer 👍

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

I only realized it because… I too swore on rainbow road.

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