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ZombiFrancis, in "Dunkin" by Extra Fabulous Comics

Basically Magic Johnson.

tacosanonymous, in "Daily Affirmations" by War and Peas

They gave him a baseball hat. lol

Landmammals, in "Political Nuance" by PervisTime

I just don’t want any babies to get murdered

“stop being anti-Semitic”

riodoro1, in Correct priorities

It’s a true story. One lady from the first class actually boarded a lifeboat with her dog.

It may seem outrageous but that happened at a point where passengers were actually reluctant to leave the unsinkable ship.

Pratai, in "Political Nuance" by PervisTime

Yup

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    AlataOrange,

    The creation of a thing gives you no special power over how the rest of the world treats it.

    spudwart,
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    Stoney_Logica1,

    Ghes.

    spudwart,
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    Huh?

    Lauchs, in "No guts, no glory" by MrLovenstein

    Mr Show had a 7 minute musical whole about basically this scenario:

    youtu.be/NvHIynAxtrE?si=FHza06DU_OVsq0ta

    bomberesque1, in Hilarious! (Only to six year olds)

    I showed this to my brother and he told me that his 7 year old, when he wants to sound mature, will announce that he’s the mayor of willytown

    I desperately need a book of these for a Christmas present

    solidsnake2085, (edited ) in "Last Word" by J.L Westover
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    That’s like when people say Drip. I usually reply with what’s dripping? I don’t see any water anywhere.

    bane_killgrind,

    The ladies dude. If you got drip that’s where you are getting it from.

    MrShankles,

    That drip do be a hydroplane hazard for my Heelys though

    DevilOfDoom,

    Ok, grandpa.

    SatanicNotMessianic, in "Snowmanlet" by Safely Endangered

    Dear God, Hope you got the letter and I pray you can make it better down here.

    spudwart, in "Last Word" by J.L Westover
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    Can we go to the alternate timeline where “Schway” takes off.

    TootSweet, in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

    “Rizz” isn’t really a thing… right?

    can,

    I have some bad news

    trashgirlfriend,

    Lil bro really took an L

    falsem,

    Yeah, he really got rizzed

    southsamurai,
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    Lemme sprinkle some rizz on ya.

    It’s a totally real thing. And those of us with massive amounts of it can spurt it onto others in volume, resulting in some serious trance.

    Which is funny, because with enough rizz, you can spurt some serious jizz onto others, resulting in some serious results as well.

    DeepGradientAscent,
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    Consent is sexy, but I guess rizz ain’t askin’.

    Crul, in Movie date [beetlemoses]

    Source:

    Tip for the ladies— send this to ur bf who’s actually 2 raccoons in a trench coat. They’ll love it

    KISSmyOS, in The Door

    I don’t know what’s behind the door, but it isn’t the EU.

    Crul, in The 'not enough coffee' effect

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