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exocortex, in "Thanksgiving" by TheOtherEnd

oof that was a let-down

Crul, (edited ) in Alone

Source: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Alone

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God runs a comedy club in heaven and everyone is obligated to laugh at his disturbingly alien sense of humor.

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NegativeLookBehind, in Hey bud!
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“Yea! I’m head beheader!”

Knusper, in "Just one cup" by PortSherry

A colleague drinks coffee out of one of these bad boys:

https://www.haushaltswaren-depot.de/images/product_images/original_images/Isar%20Masskrug%20126,5cl%201l.jpg

He did have to switch to decaffeinated eventually, though.

FlyingSquid, in Yes way! (Hey buddy comics)
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I’m glad only one of my dogs is a lap dog. The little one. The big one is content to stand next to the chair and get butt rubs.

Kolanaki,
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Mine are the same way, but I would love the big one to sit in my lap.

FlyingSquid,
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I content myself with bedtime snuggles.

heavy, in "Pineapple Pizza" by Salo_Comic

It’s funny because literally no one cares.

almost1337, in New Subclass dropped [KC Green]
Paradachshund,

Risky click of the day

pearlkingstone, in Buying a dog

I really like this comic art and this comic clears the message of what happens to buy a dog.

ripcord,
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It certainly depicts series of events lead to buy of dog

Stalinwolf,
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If you have buy one dog, you can buy of several dog and they are quiet.

SpaceNoodle, in Buying a dog

Nonononoyes

FuglyDuck,
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Fifth panel: he joins the cuddle puddle

rockerface,

The cuddle puddle takes over the bed

FuglyDuck,
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That’s, like panes six through 30.

BobbyNevada,

The last panel is him sleeping on the floor, while all the dogs are on the bed.

intensely_human,

Stripped to the bone

spez, in Why have you excluded me?!

Man… I want a dog!

the_third,

Have dog, can confirm it is awesome given the right circumstances.

CaptFeather,

One of mine likes to eat cat poop, so that’s pretty cool

PsychedSy,

That’s what doggy gates are for. Homie thinks it’s a candy bar buffet.

Bondrewd,

Spez here?!

Pinklink,

I mean if anyone knows how shit that other place is to use…

Johanno, (edited )

Lol it’s a nice trolling Account.

But for reasons I have to say!

Fuck u/spez

gnutrino,

They’re pretty awesome

CeruleanRuin,

Meh

TedZanzibar, in "A Rat's Tale" by Loading Artist

The indifference of the parent just staring at their phone in the first panel really hits home. Sure they could be recording the event but the expression says otherwise.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I’m a school bus driver and it’s genuinely depressing how often I see a parent waiting with their kid for the bus, face down in their phone instead of paying the slightest bit of attention to their child. I also find it depressing to see a person walking their dog while looking at their phone - not sure dogs actually give a shit but somehow they manage to look sad and neglected anyway in these situations.

cynar,

Talking from the other side, it’s far harder than you think. Children can be incessant. They seem to be energy vampires. They suck the energy out of their parents, then funnel it right back, in the form of questions, chatter or desire for amusement. Maintaining the correct mindset is absolutely exhausting.

One of the hardest things is balancing being a “parent” with being “you”. If you try and just be a parent, you will burn out, and be a REALLY shitty parent. You need the balance between the two.

I don’t begrudge parents grabbing a few minutes of “me” time, when they can. Unfortunately, some don’t (or can’t) properly plan it into their lives. They then burn out and just grab whatever they can. This leads to the sort of behaviour you mentioned.

angrystego,

I like the way you explained not all the people on the phone are shitty parents! I think it’s a very nice and positive way of thinking about people. Just for the sake of balance I would like to add that shitty parents do exist, unfortunately. But I agree not all people that seem shitty at first glance are!

cynar,

Agreed shitty parents exist. Some are just shitty, others are shitty because they’ve burnt themselves out.

I’ve definitely been the parent on the phone at the park, only because she’s finally playing, without wanting to include mummy and daddy in everything! Someone walking by would see a shitty parent. In fact, it’s a parent taking the short time they are engaged in independent play to recharge enough to be positively engaged for the rest of the evening.

XbSuper, in Ahhh, to be young again. [Tinker Tanner]

This is possibly the best comic I’ve seen here. Believable, relatable, and fucking hilarious. Good job 👍.

MxM111, in I now pronounce you...
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In the second panel I thought the lizard has explosive diarrhea.

MargotRobbie, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein
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For lazy people like me: air fryer works great for asparagus and broccoli, taste good even with only salt.

DillyDaily,

As a lazy person who grew up with a parent who’s method of cooking vegetables was just “boil it till its grey!”, if a vegetable can be eaten raw, I will be eating it raw.

Raw broccoli dipped in garlic greek yoghurt is delicious, nutritious and fast/lazy to prepare.

I’m on the hunt for a vegan alternative that is decent, but until then, crunchy carrots and sugar snap peas are my go-to lazy veggies.

Smoogs,

Raw broccoli…Oh man I do not want to smell your farts. I mean you don’t even have to boil them but give them just a hot dip to reduce the raffinose

ours,

Or just steamed a bit. I hate mushy broccoli with a passion.

DillyDaily,

Maybe it’s because I’m on prescription probiotics and digestive enzymes, but I haven’t noticed a drastic change in my farts from the broccoli. They used to absolutely reek before I went low-dairy and started being a little more mindful of FODMAPS.

Now pea protein powder? that amplifies my flatulence to war crime levels.

Pitco88,

Raw broccoli and a good hummus is a great alternative. It’s a salad combination i use quite frequently.

speck, in "Together" by Chris Hallbeck

Because I assumed they were a male couple, that punchline landed differently

populustree,

they could be men, women, or even normal! that’s the cool part of this comic.

Diprount_Tomato,
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“Or even normal” 💀💀💀

Adi2121,

“I like all races, black, Asian, Hispanic, and normal”

Diprount_Tomato,
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Imagine thinking those are actual races

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