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nifty, in Meeting face to face
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

I think the best smiley I’ve seen in a while is

:3c

I love that silly mf

Nikki, (edited )
@Nikki@lemmy.world avatar

put a wizard hat on them <|:3c

Hupf,

I put on my wizard hat and robe.

tweeks,

What’s actually happening there? I recognise the :3, but what is the c?

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

I think that’s the body, I could be wrong.

Ashelyn,

Looks like it’s supposed to be a simplified hand, lending the face a more playful or mischievous look

Klear,

To me it looks like giant hippo-like lips.

ArcaneSlime,

Sad guy with curly mustache?

callyral,
@callyral@pawb.social avatar

a hand/paw? idk

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, in Bear trap

I don’t think they’re actually pigs, either.

FontMasterFlex, in Meeting face to face

Next panel: Woman, 20 yrs later. “Why no one wants to wife me up?”

Kolanaki, in oh hey it's me
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Just get rid of work. 🤷🏻‍♂️

rustydrd, in Dreamcatcher
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

Law and finance are the fuel to my nightmares.

cbarrick, (edited ) in Dreamcatcher

Album art I see:

  • Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (1967)
  • The Velvet Underground and Nico (1967)
  • Led Zeppelin (1969)
  • Dark Side of the Moon (1973)
  • Weezer (the blue album) (1994)

Other music art:

  • The Nirvana logo (smiley face) is on the wall.
  • The Rolling Stones logo is shown as an album art (IIRC it was never the cover of a studio album).
  • Yellow Submarine (1968) is there, but it’s not the album art.
TheGoldenGod, in Dreamcatcher
@TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world avatar

I have a theory that between panel 1 and 2 the mom somehow slipped into a coma and is dreaming her best life. But I enjoy thinking of Twilight Zones lol. 🥴

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) in Dreamcatcher

Remember kids, if you aren’t born to wealth, NEVER follow your dreams, unless they are marketable, soul crushing dreams that can be exploited to fund the dreams of your economic betters and their largely useless children.

Know your place, ants. You only exist so kids like Wyatt Koch can grow up to do this:

youtu.be/QEw0Whi73C0?si=u3fVjaFp0tcbLqhk

ripcord,

God damn there are a lot of sad sacks here.

AllonzeeLV, (edited )

It’s amazing how many people have come to see a lack of empathy as a strength.

John Lennon was better off not seeing the world turn into this.

ahal,

And people who don’t get sarcasm!

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Basically correct. Growing up my only option was medical school, apparently. I got so burnt out I am still fucked from it.

TranscendentalEmpire,

I think that’s buying into the mindset that capitalists want to project onto the lower class. Don’t dream, don’t strive for equality or equity, those are reserved for us.

If we don’t follow our dreams it erases the very possibility of a brighter future. I think even sarcastically appealing to this kind of thought is dangerously reactionary.

I’m the son of a poor immigrant, dropped out of highschool at 16 to work full time. I started going back to school and working nights, continuing to do so until my residency.

It took longer and I had to work much harder, but after a certain point in a lot of fields, its fairly easy to out compete the rich kids. Most haven’t had to work for anything they’ve ever had, and so they don’t really have a true calling or any kind of work ethic.

JonVonBasslake,
@JonVonBasslake@lemmy.world avatar

We really do need /s for sad sods like you. The comment you replied to is dripping with the stuff.

TranscendentalEmpire,

"I think even sarcastically appealing to this kind of thought is dangerously reactionary. ”. And you need to work up on your reading comprehension…

Waffelson,

“If I start eating the rich, this guy will be first”

Donkter, in Dreamcatcher

Ah yes, the dream to have less fun and be less fulfilled but make a lot of money. And then do… What exactly was the goal again?

xkforce, (edited )

This reminds me of a story about a fisherman and some twat businessman out on some tropical island. Fisherman dude just fishes a bit and rests on the beach, never making much money and the businessman tells him he could make a lot more money toiling in some other job for decades and the fisherman asks him what the point is and he says “well eventually youll have enough saved up to be able to retire to a tropical island…” and just lists off stuff the fisherman is already doing.

Patches, (edited )

That story is so old that the fisherman can no longer survive because his fish is undervalued, the water overfished, and polluted, the beach illegal to sleep on, and his property unaffordable.

xkforce,

Well yeah the twat businessman realized that was the only way to peel this guy away from his effective retirement and into a cubicle where the rich thinks he belongs.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

If you want to live the American Dream, you’ve got to be asleep.

George Carlin

nexguy,
@nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

Just as a positive note… the American Dream isn’t about getting a house and being rich… it’s about the possibility of someone who is poor to be able(even allowed) to rise up to some measure of success in a way that just was not possible or very unlikely in other countries.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Probably, that’s what it meant a hundred years ago … but over the past many decades in popular culture, the American Dream has meant that everyone has a chance of becoming filthy rich and a multi millionaire

alquicksilver, (edited )
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

Friendly reminder (for everyone) from someone in the field that the vast majority of people who study law do not end up making millions of dollars a year at top firms. If you’re just going into law to make money, there are much less expensive ways to do so.

hamid,

I can confirm this, all I got was severe burn out and depression!

alquicksilver,
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

They didn’t even send you the T-shirt? That’s supposed to come standard once you hit burnout.

TranscendentalEmpire,

Yeap, and the ones who do make millions usually have to work 24/7 in an extremely high stress environment. Burnout at those firms are pretty extreme, most just do it for a couple years to pay off loans and to pad their CVs.

I do have a buddy who is making a killing working a pretty low stress position for a top firm, but he took a really odd career course. Hes got a PhD in organic chem and then got his JD from Berkeley.

rickyrigatoni,

like insurance fraud :)

GBU_28,

Move out of moms house

fckreddit, (edited )

I have been there. I studied hard, got into best colleges, got decent grades, but when I realized after my Master’s, when I got no job after months of trying, I have been depressed so long that I am still not okay. Even now, I feel like all that education is as pointless. If you can, chase after your dreams, but always be prepared for failure too. But failure should never be the reason to not chase your dreams. Take it from a failure like me.

As an addendum, don’t forget to have fun. Dreams are not end all be all of life. Fun is extremely important. And that fun is in the chase.

selokichtli, (edited )

I say this without any sarcasm whatsoever: the world needs more life stories like yours. Hope you are having fun.

time_fo_that,

Right? What’s life worth living for if we don’t seek out the things that bring us joy.

I’ve got two engineering degrees and have found myself miserable in every job I’ve had. Sitting in an office for 8 hours does not bring me joy.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Same. I worked my butt off to make a five digit income only to realize that I was profoundly unhappy and none of the shit I could afford to buy would ever fix it.

Turns out Fight Club was in fact a documentary.

fckreddit,

It is, but some people miss the point of the ending. Basically, according to the movie, finding friends and having relationships is what matters the most. Compared to taking out your frustrations by fighting each other. That is just another disaster waiting to happen. Even the writer of the novel said that he liked the movie ending better.

ThatFembyWho,

Yep, I wasted the first 30 years of my life doing what I was “supposed to do” on a career trajectory. I have basically nothing to show for it, except a lot of bad memories and emptiness. As I approach 40, I’m finally learning how to have fun, push my boundaries, make friends, embrace my creative side, take risks, all of which I should have done long ago.

Holzkohlen,

Screw over the poor! That is the fun part. Source: am being screwed over

DumbAceDragon, in Dreamcatcher
@DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works avatar

got rid of a bad dream, replaced it with an even worse dream.

runswithjedi,

Kid: I want to help people struggling with their finances use the law to get away from crippling debt!

Mom: And you’ll do that with… music?

Kid: Yep, I saw it in my dreams!

–Mom buys dreamcatcher–

Kid: Mom, you’ll never believe it. I dreamt that the best way to help those people was to study law and finance and change the system from within!

BigPotato,

That’s just SLC Punk with caring parents.

DessertStorms,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

the best way to help those people was to study law and finance and change the system from within!

lol, the system is designed to make any such attempt irrelevant.

nifty, (edited )
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know, plenty of people achieve progressive change all the time. Lots of examples of politicians and lawmakers from all over the world for this.

Edit: here’s an example from Lemmy front page, wbur.org/…/mass-fair-share-millionaires-tax-anniv…

msage,

Yeah, I love those bedtime stories, too.

chemical_cutthroat, in Dreamcatcher
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Mom hit a glow up between panels 1 and 3.

AlfredEinstein,

#Stepmom

Viking_Hippie,

Can’t be. She’s not stuck under any furniture.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Well he doesn’t have broken arms so checkmate lib.

Viking_Hippie,

Oh yeah? Could be that he DOES have broken arms, but he can’t afford to go to a doctor so he toughs it out on cheap black market painkillers, leading to bones that never heal right and life-long crippling opioid addiction! Checkmate, capitalist!

Sheesh, I took that to a SUPER dark place for what started as a silly porn joke! 😂

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Does he still bang his mom?

Viking_Hippie,

Probably 🤷

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Nice.

UltraBlack, in Meeting face to face

I think the author uses libadwita applications…

Azzu, in Meeting face to face

I don’t get it… Unmatched because they used :-) instead of :)?

wrekone,

itreallydobethatway.jpg

can,

Instead of 😀

Socsa, (edited )

:-) is what OP said

Khrux,

They used :-) instead of 😁 is what the actual post shows.

blazeknave,

Oh, thought this was about social anxiety

AeroLemming,

I think the joke is the asymmetry in dating

callyral,
@callyral@pawb.social avatar

yes probably, the punchline being that that’s his actual face

griD, in Meeting face to face

Ü

Hupf,

𝔈𝔦𝔫 𝔏𝔞𝔫𝔡, 𝔢𝔦𝔫 𝔎𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔦𝔠𝔥, 𝔢𝔦𝔫 Ü-𝔢𝔯?

yetAnotherUser,

Ja, denn keiner unserer Kommentare von feddit föderiert momentan zu anderen Instanzen :(

Hupf,

Und keins der Hochwählis :c

Inucune, in Meeting face to face

*&lt;(^.^)>

psud,

This is what that looks like to me, in case it’s not deliberate https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/52d94fb7-1b49-4b79-8ada-98018cdbbbf0.png

lseif,

as with me (although i see it like that a lot on jerboa)

GoosLife,

Not their fault, it’s Lemmys pretty agressive code injection protection.

There were multiple attempts to let users put less than signs, but unfortunately each was found to be exploitable, so for now you just straight up cannot put a less than sign. There are also certain other things you can’t type, even inside code rendering blocks. For example, you can’t do C++ style include-statements. That’s what I was trying to do when I learned all this.

Toldry,
@Toldry@lemmy.world avatar

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Emerald, (edited )

I tried to do inline CSS one time and it was stripped out.

edit: huh now it’s not

style=“font-size:36px;”

<p>test</p>

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