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RootBeerGuy, in Don't tip the scales [They Can Talk]
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If you don’t see a black cat on white stairs its your own fault.

klyde,
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  • RootBeerGuy,
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    I think you need a nap.

    ekZepp,
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    I agree.

    ekZepp, (edited )
    @ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

    Ofk they wait the night. They’re cats.

    Xanthrax, (edited ) in Not a great idea [Mr Lovenstein]
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    For me, the last panel would be, “Fuck, I’m itchy.”

    JoMiran,
    @JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

    “I have wasted my life.”

    Lath,

    "So many bugs crawling on me right now."

    qooqie, in "Choices" by J.L. Westover

    Get a sleep study done if you’re going to sleep early and still waking up tired. Oooor change your bedtime habits, look up CBT for sleep

    BassaForte,
    @BassaForte@lemmy.world avatar

    I don’t think I’m interested in cock and ball torture for sleep…

    qooqie,

    What why not? Lmao maybe try cognitive behavioral therapy when searching instead

    Rooty,

    The internet has ruined us all.

    Noodle07,

    I can’t unread it, we’re messed up forever

    Ilflish, (edited )

    I really hate to be that guy but I went from 10.5 to 8.5 hours average by regularly exercising. Hard to begin with since usually the issue is not enough time or being too tired but it is worth it. Took about 3 months or dailyish activity

    lanolinoil,
    @lanolinoil@lemmy.world avatar

    5 hours of sleep is not good long term

    Ilflish,

    Forgot to add what I went to. It was 10.5 to 8.5 not 10 to 5

    lanolinoil,
    @lanolinoil@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh great them

    ryven, in Why you have to call me out like that? [ADHDinos]
    @ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I don’t think I’m even good at my hobbies, so I can’t relate to this one.

    LemmysMum, in "Time Will Tell" by Mr. Lovenstein

    We all have the same amount of time. But not all of us have the resources to become king, engage in war, trade with nations, and die in comfort.

    Kolanaki,
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    That’s why I play Paradox strategy games. I get to do all of the above except for dying in comfort.

    Noodle07,

    I thought we were playing those for the incest?

    LemmysMum,

    Incest? More like wincest!

    Ilflish,

    We all have the same amount of time but not everyone can afford to spend money to maximize the time on what they desire

    Glytch, in "Bare minimum" by PervisTime Comics

    Everyone needs a “Zero day” every now and then.

    OutlierBlue,

    every now and then.

    So what are we talking here, every other day? Every third day? I don’t want to overdo it.

    Gestrid,

    I ended up “under-doing” it, got the flu as a result, and ended up having three zero days in a row followed by three bare minimum days.

    isVeryLoud,

    Every 24 hours is good

    Glytch,

    That depends on your own mental health situation, but I do it about every other week

    Ashyr, in "Staring Cat" by Last Place Comic

    Greeble backstory revealed. I love it.

    Andvari,

    First thought as well. Pesky Greebles.

    Socsa, in More like guidelines [Mr Lovenstein]

    “Best I can do is make it quick”

    Punchline to the original Dilbert Comic (also fuck Scott Adams)

    WaxedWookie, in xkcd - Spirit

    I feel attacked.

    Norgur, in It's not paranoia! (Deogie Comics)

    Remember kids: being diagnosed with paranoia doesn't mean that they are not watching you.

    VikingHippie, (edited )

    Dr* Kurt Cobain even wrote about it in his thesis** known as Territorial Pissings

    *not really

    **ditto

    jordanlund, in Online movie reviews [Beetlemoses]
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    User reviews are trash. Most people have no idea what makes a movie “good” or “bad”.

    BleatingZombie,

    At the same time, people drastically conflate “good” with “entertaining”. Most of my favorite movies are not “good”

    diffcalculus,

    Transformers, all of them. Love those movies, but they’re not getting academy awards.

    My favorite is people who complain about them because they’re not believable. Yes, the movie with the robots from outer space didn’t stick to science 100% of the time.

    BleatingZombie,

    I have the same gripe with video games. Who cares if it’s not historically accurate that there’s a woman fighting? Guess what Tommy, none of us fought in World War 2 either!

    Exusia,
    @Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

    Part of it is how much of the sales pitch stressed the accuracy. Dont tell people you’re making something “as historically accurate as possible” and then flagrantly disregard it.

    Like making concessions is one thing. In cod ww2 red dot sights are unlockable because frankly iron sights suck. Not historically accurate but gotta give players some kind of magnification to see at medium/long range.

    But every gun getting a Silencer (not even suppressor lmao you can straight up make an LMG near silent) Disregard of reality. Cod ww2 didn’t like…sell itself on its historical accuracy, but these were just 2 examples to show it.

    treesapx,

    It’s all subjective. The only way a critic can be helpful is if you become accustomed to their tastes and how they communicate them. It’s why Rotten Tomatoes CAN be a helpful tool but is so misunderstood as to be useless.

    If a movie gets 10% on RT, but you’re in the 10% that fucking love that thing then that score means nothing.

    Lucidlethargy,

    I wish I could use my Trakt account to find an avid critic similar to my tastes. That’d be cool…

    Because, yeah, critics usually suck. They will tell you a movie is great, and the vibe can be so shitty sometimes. Like, ruin your whole night levels of depressing or pretentious.

    treesapx,

    Sorry for the very late reply, but I’m hoping you’ll still get this: Find movies where you feel like you’re in the minority for liking. Then find critics who feel the same way as you. Root through their review archives till you find at least a couple other films where you both agree on fringe films. When you’re done you should just have a couple critics left. Read them consistently and hopefully one or more will be your long term go-to.

    This is how I found my absolute favorite critic, Walter Chaw. The summer X-Men 3 came out alongside Live Free Or Die Hard. Both got similar RT scores, but I hated XM3 and loved Die Hard. Decided that any critic who felt the same as me would understand me. Was one of the best decisions I made.

    Laticauda,

    I mean, it’s entirely subjective. I tend to trust audience scores more than critic scores personally.

    ElderWendigo, in "Double Rainbows" by The Other End comics

    One of those rainbows should be inverted. -Buzz Killington

    LucyLastic, in ‘HER FAVORITE POSSESSION’ [OC]

    Those horns would be super painful and possibly unsanitary. Girl should go find herself a more aerodynamic demon

    Xanthrax,
    @Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

    Reminds me of those birth control implants that look horrifying and turned out be exactly as you described.

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8e6fa103-f4e5-414d-a036-2590d6b7eb29.jpeg

    All that being said, a lot of people still swear by them.

    LucyLastic,

    When they’re done right and there’s no complications, those only hurt when they’re put in and taken out … which for a snorkeling demon is going to be a lot more frequent than a coil

    (coils do work really well for a lot of women)

    PlantJam,

    Are those the coils that cause an inflammatory response to block the fallopian tubes? There are some horror stories about the reactions they can cause in some people.

    LucyLastic,

    Yeah, they work for most people … the horror stories often come along like those in any form of women’s health - lack of proper knowledge, and not believing women when they say they’re in pain results in bad outcomes.

    The number of gynos who don’t know how to properly insert and remove them is worrying.

    Omgarm, in Every damn day [ADHDinos]

    It’s the brain gaslighting you into thinking it just had an amazing thought while it was actually wondering if your ass counts as an instrument.

    VikingHippie,

    If releasing air out of the OTHER end of my digestive system, aka singing, does, I don’t see how it wouldn’t 🤷

    Omgarm,

    You make a good point.

    VikingHippie,

    Thanks 😁

    creditCrazy, in "Running" by Chris Hallbeck
    @creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

    He will make amarica cold again

    Sotuanduso,

    Finally, a candidate wanting to fight climate change.

    atx_aquarian,
    @atx_aquarian@lemmy.world avatar

    But where does the poo heat go?!

    Sotuanduso,

    Put Earth in a box and pump the heat outside.

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