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FireWire400, (edited ) in When Fallout asks you to make difficult choices
@FireWire400@lemmy.world avatar

Two of the worst things about Fallout 4 IMO: the stupid “finding son” story and the tacked-on crafting system

drbluefall,
@drbluefall@toast.ooo avatar

Honestly, investigating The Institute would’ve been interesting in and of itself. Untangling this rumor which turns out to be a sci-fi conspiracy.

NakariLexfortaine,

Hell, they could have tied that into the pre-war backstory even better. A small glimmer of hope of turning the wasteland around, harnessing everything they have done to help fix things. A chance at having your old life back, in some capacity.

They don’t even have to take out the dead spouse/missing kid plotline. Wake up after the last of the systems fail, oh shit, your wife/husband died during all this and your kids gone. Now you’re out in this new world, holding on to a pair of wedding bands as the last piece of your old happier life, lost, confused, and trying to find your way.

There’s still that element of “What happened while I was on ice? Is he still out there?”, could even still tie in to the Institute plot, without making the entire story ride on a rather unfulfilling reveal.

Of course, that would also work better if we could have an actual moment of “Even if Shaun is alive, would he remember me?”. Actually let the character deal with the fact that their child might very well be dead, or that they wouldn’t remember. That they would find an absolute stranger, one who’s been raised in this world, one who isn’t so caught up in “mother” or “father”.

ininewcrow, in Naughty List [Berkeley Mews]
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Stupid sexy Mrs Claus

catsarebadpeople, in The Circle of AI Life

This is funny but a big solar flare hit the earth a few weeks ago and no one knows about it because all it did was knock out radio communications for a few hours. The idea that a solar flare will completely fry and reset everything made of tech is quite false.

OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe,

A sta card solar flare, yes. A Biggun like the carrington event, and one of those might fry quite a few things that are overly sensitive to them.

PatFussy, in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic

Whats funny is that as soon as I read big spicy boi i knew exactly what it was. High key vibed with that tbh. Big relate. Mans got me dead.

toofpic,

90% of “boi” I’ve heard was from gen-z people

PatFussy,

You must be one of those grandpa 40 year old millenials 😒

toofpic, (edited )

You missed by a year, but how does that change the zoomers I’m hanging out with?
Edit: wait, could I be one of “that 20yo millenials” in 2023? I’m the millenialest you can get!

Tier1BuildABear,
@Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

Millennial, what the fuck are you talking about

EmergMemeHologram,

I thought it was a spider. I don’t know why, just assumed it was something scary and animate.

lurch, in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic

He should have mentioned the other room looks like the “this is fine” meme. Rookie mistake smh

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Young zoomers communicate in memes. Tamarian, but with pictures.

SwampYankee,

Drake, his brow furrowed, his palm exposed.

prayer,

Cat, his expression neutral, eating salad.

zerofk, in Inspirational

Agreed, koala friend. Agreed.

Zehzin, (edited ) in "Birthday Thanks" by Litterbox Comic
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Every children’s birthday party should serve mimosas

jol,

My family’s adults always drank alcohol at kids parties. Is that not a thing?

Decoy321, (edited )

It’s definitely cultural. I know people who consider it abhorrent. Other cultures teach their kids how to help serve the alcohol. For example, I learned how to make mojitos once I was old enough to carry the pitcher.

datelmd5sum,

I drink a lot. If I had children I’d definitely drink a lot more.

presbypenguin, in Charcoal is messy

I don’t like having the root causes of my mental health issues put on display for everyone to see (though “month” or “year,” or maybe “lifetime” might be more accurate…)

shootwhatsmyname,
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

Yeah I actually stalked your comment history and that’s what inspired me to post this

Sheeple, in Generivory - Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

You’re forgetting the straw man that speaks for things that can’t speak for themselves, then also equates them to humans

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Does a straw man that only speaks for things that don’t speak for themselves speak for themself?

Rolando,

More importantly, is this a generic straw man or an artisinal straw man?

pseudonym,

Ah, a Russell’s Paradox joke. This is the kind of quality content I come to Lemmy for ⭐

CarlsIII, in Time-stop [Chris Hallbeck]

Well you can’t exactly watch tv, can you?

Throwdownyourgrandma,

No internet traffic either.

SkyeStarfall,

Gotta download the internet and get a big battery backup

greenskye,

Technically speaking this sort of 'time stop’s phenomenon would have to selectively keep time going for certain objects. Otherwise you’d suffer to death because the air molecules are frozen or cause some sort of weird radiation issues from atoms colliding with other atoms as you moved while other things didn’t.

Harvey656,

Well that depends, if time isn’t flowing then the radiation and other harmful issues cannot occur until time resumes yes? I mean you only have to breathe because time is flowing in a sort of technical way right?

Whew ADHD hit strong with my message lol.

CarlsIII,

That’s why it only works when you use magic

SpaceNoodle, in "Future" by Safely Endangered

Anybody who hasn’t shit their pants between their teens and their thirties is lying about it

DragonTypeWyvern,

I haven’t, because I’m not a drunk and only do the cool drugs

Ranvier,

Or never had a run in with Olestra

cookist.com/olestra-the-embarrassing-story-behind…

Damn you fat free Pringles!

jjagaimo, (edited )

Afaik this is just fear mongering

That article cites no sources, and the FDA has retracted requiring warnings for products containing olestra

According to Wikipedia:

When removing the olestra warning label, the FDA cited a six-week P&G study of more than 3000 people showing the olestra-eating group experienced only a small increase in bowel movement frequency compared to the control group.The FDA concluded that “subjects eating olestra-containing chips were no more likely to report having had loose stools, abdominal cramps, or any other GI symptom compared to subjects eating an equivalent amount of [potato] chips”

Source

Where I originally heard about olestra

SpaceNoodle,

Last time I had a bag of Wow! chips, I couldn’t stop shitting the rest of the day.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

I remember Conan O’Brian doing a joke about this. He said something like “Many people reported having explosive diarrhea after eating an entire family sized bag of Doritos with Olestra. Oddly enough, those eating a family sized bag of regular Doritos without Olestra… also experienced explosive diarrhea.”

He said it funnier, but that was the gist of it.

Ranvier, (edited )

You’re right it wasn’t a very scholarly article, that article was just the first thing that pops up on a Google search meant for people who weren’t familiar with Olestra, was mostly intended as a joke.

To take it more seriously though, a lot of those studies took place after a formulation change, so the later incarnations may have been better. It’s also possible that some of the reports came from people consuming large amounts of it at once. The studies I saw that didn’t show much difference all had a relatively small amount of chips ingested (see studies cited by article here www.acsh.org/news/1996/…/whats-the-story-olestra#…), for instance one of these studies was a double blind crossover with only 2 Oz of chips. I’m not aware of studies that would simulate downing a whole can of Pringles with Olestra at once. It was often included in snack foods that people don’t always moderate themselves on. Many of these studies, like the one you cite, were run by the manufacturer so important to be skeptical of the methods. They apparently started to fortify it with fat soluble vitamins to address concerns it could exacerbate deficiencies of those vitamins (besides basic science which should logically suggest this would happen, there’s evidence to back that up as well jn.nutrition.org/article/…/fulltext). The principle of every stool softener on the market now is that it’s something your body cannot absorb that will remain in the gi tract, eat enough Olestra or anything like it and it’ll have an impact on your stool consistency, just a matter of dosing. Animal studies also suggested it doesn’t cause weight loss and may even lead to increased weight. In the end it stopped being sold in the US altogether, because why go to all that trouble for something that probably doesn’t have any benefit.

It’s tough though, common symptoms are common. Many side effects you see on medications or things like Olestra may not even have anything to do with the product and were just coincidence or nocebo effect.

IndiBrony, (edited )
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

I wish I could deny this, but no: I remember spirting a bit out on my parents’ carpet in my late 20s one time when I came down with a sudden case of norovirus.

Another fun fact to go with that is that upon realising that I couldn’t go much more than 5 minutes without peeing pure brown liquid out my ass, I did end up just laying in the bath tub for a few hours and let it trickle out whenever it wanted to.

I just curled up in the fetal position and accepted that this was my life. I’d put the shower on to rinse myself down every now and again.

dfc09,

I once clocked into work, and promptly shit my pants because I trusted a fart.

I immediately called my manager and just said “hey I just shit my pants, I’m going to go home and clean up”

She was so flabbergasted with my direct honesty, it was beautiful. Own it, people! We’ve all done it and the only embarrassing part comes from within!

SpaceNoodle,

When I shat my pants at work, I just told my boss that I needed to leave and he said “OK.” You don’t even have to think about the shit in your pants with mutual trust and respect.

dfc09,

Fair, and that would probably work just fine at my current job, but I was working at a gas station and 19 years old. Very seldom would a gas station manager let an employee leave without feeling very entitled to an explanation.

SpaceNoodle,

Of course; I just wanted to share my personal situation and pants-shitting scenario.

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

I feel sorry for the people who have sneezed when they had diarrhea

Buddahriffic, in 10:30 it is 👍

10:30? More like whatever time it is in that frame plus however long it takes to walk to the car and say “good luck with your crazy father, but I’m out”.

Etterra, in Drinking in your 20s vs 30s [Sarah Anderson]

When you’re on antidepressants that dark place is filled with brain spiders.

Senseless,

Been there, done that. Never again.

0xD,

What’s that?

expatriado, in which is witch | Wrong Hands

only a witch would have Peppa Pig eyes

chatokun,

Or a certain major… youtu.be/4B1D7cA8qXU

mriormro, in "Thanksgiving" by TheOtherEnd
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

This comic is like a five year old much too excited to tell a story.

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