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NocturnalMorning, in Self love

This is either very wholesome, or super creepy.

Cesarean6904,

Its netiher because its not real.

Koof_on_the_Roof,

She has a blue tick after her name, so Elon says it is.

awnery,

it must be cold out there in the void of deep space where nothing happens

agent_flounder,
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Cold but we get so much reading done out here.

awnery,

when i get there, i promise to be never less than 9 trillion light years away.

actually, uh, i brought a 256 gig full of books. how long will that last me? what happens when i run out? I read the same 50 books until infinity?

activ8r,

I think it is heavily dependent on if she used a different voice, or not, for the “I love you, too” bit.

DigitalPaperTrail,

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  • elscallr,
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    Well that makes me sad

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
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    I love this take

    Rozz,

    Because this is the 12th time she has come out of her room after she is supposed to be in bed.

    ininewcrow, in Inclusion
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    “I had a man come to me and he said, OP, I could never post screenshots without a PC because I only use a smartphone”

    “So I thought today we’d do a series of screenshots stitched together on a smartphone, just to show you that anyone can post screenshots”

    LazaroFilm, in This dog is very polite
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    I done let random strangers give random treats to my dog.

    klemptor, in For your mental health

    This really turned my frown upside down, thank you :)

    BananaPeal, in For your mental health
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    You didn’t think ferrets could get any cuter, now you know better.

    DigitalPaperTrail, in For your mental health

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver,
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    Therapists hate this one weird trick!

    MajorHavoc, in For your mental health

    Lemmy needs a “Daily Double”, feature, where we each get to double-upvote exactly one post per day.

    So that I can double-upvote Ferrets in Turtlenecks.

    hiddengoat, in For your mental health

    The last time I handled a ferret it latched itself onto my ear like a piece of jewelry and would not let go. It just hung there like it belonged. After I finally pried its jaw loose it scurried up one of my sleeves and could not be extracted. I had to take off my coat and remove the little bastard from the other end. While I was putting it back in its cage it was constantly gnawing on my hands.

    And no blood was shed. 10/10, would be violently molested by hairy murdertube again.

    a4ng3l, in For your mental health

    Sooooo many hands likely lost to dress them like that… wonderful fiends those are. Plenty of fun though.

    ivanafterall, in For your mental health
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    This finally pushed me over the edge, thanks.

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
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    A good edge, I hope.

    ivanafterall,
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    Ferrets aren't supposed to wear human clothing. The world is really and truly broken.

    Mr_Blott,

    I’m very sorry but I can see from these pictures that ferrets are very very much supposed to wear turtlenecks and I can only assume your information comes from a time before ferret turtlenecks were invented

    hedgehogging_the_bed, in For your mental health

    Furtlenecks!

    Anticorp, in This dog is very polite

    Such a considerate doggy.

    JewGoblin, in This dog is very polite

    is that a border Collie?

    FlyingSquid,
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    Yes, that’s why it’s between the sidewalk and the grass.

    …I’ll see myself out.

    JewGoblin,

    yes. I had to read that 5x 😞

    thepianistfroggollum, in This dog is very polite

    Our great Dane does this. If he doesn’t want a treat, he’ll go and put it by our small dogs’ kennels for them to have. He also won’t eat treats he likes unless the small dogs get one too.

    And, oddly enough, he’s the only dog I’ve ever encountered that can free feed (great Danes are notoriously food motivated). But water, though. We have to chase him away from the bowl or he’ll sit there and drink the whole thing.

    wjrii,
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    Between the thousands of years of semi-selective breeding and the parallel evolution that made our ancestors want the selective breeding to happen, the emotional compatibility between dogs and humans is amazing. They're not humans of course, and we do well to remember that, but the connection is eerie, and when you see a dog display that kind of pack/family oriented behavior, it's heartwarming.

    livus,
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    @wjrii I just wanted to thank you and @thepianistfroggollum for sharing cool stories about your dogs.

    match,
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    let 👏 him 👏 drink

    thepianistfroggollum,

    I can see you’ve never had to mop up a great Dane accident. They’re basically made of piss.

    Polar,

    Weird. All of my dogs are free feed. While raising them, we always allowed access to a full bowl, and they’ve never wanted to eat the full thing since they know they’ll always have access.

    localhost443,

    This person doesn’t have Labradors lol

    FlyingSquid,
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    Or Dalmatians. They will eat until they can’t eat anymore and then puke and then eat some more.

    Gabu,

    Must be a Roman breed

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    TheYear2525, in This dog is very polite

    I do the same with the chipmunks my cat brings me.

    Cethin,

    If this isn’t a joke, keep your cat indoors. It’s a danger to your local ecosystem. Cats don’t belong outside.

    TheYear2525,

    Chipmunks get indoors occasionally in the middle of nowhere.

    Uli,

    The squirrels freak out whenever my cat is outside and I’m sure he’d love to catch one of them, but my feline is simply way too fat for that to be possible. So, he just sits there and stares at them while they make “danger” noises. For some reason, one of the squirrels sounds way more concerned than any of the others. I don’t like feeding wildlife, but whenever that high-anxiety squirrel is out there alone, I give him a couple unsalted peanuts as an apology for having to put up with my cat.

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