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GrayBackgroundMusic, in Motivation to start

I made >10 loaves before I liked my sourdough. “You go to school on the first few” - Jimmy Diresta.

humorlessrepost, in Motivation to start

Now I’m in prison to prevent me from trying 99 more times. Please advise.

setsneedtofeed,
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Yeah see, you forgot about the fingerprints on the shell casings. Real beginner mistake.

I suggest starting your SovCit arc in the courtroom.

humorlessrepost,

At least my username is in lower case so that my uppercase corporate entity can’t be blamed for what I say on here.

setsneedtofeed,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

Based and flesh-and-blood entity-pilled.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Should’ve made your podcast more interesting. The authorities have no patience for that.

curiousaur, in Motivation to start

Sucking at something is the first step towards getting kinda good at something.

massive_bereavement,
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Solid advice for sex as well.

humorlessrepost,

Solid advice for tree growth.

edgemaster72,
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neptune, (edited ) in Motivation to start

Your second podcast will be bad

Your third podcast will be bad

Your fourth podcast will be bad

massive_bereavement, (edited )
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar

Ah but your fifth.. your fifth will be the worst of them all.

frickineh,

All of your podcasts will be bad. Don’t start a podcast.

uphillbothways,
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

Everything is bad. Don't.

Kindness,

Parody cynicism. Wisdom brought to you by UpHillBothWays.

Art.

BeatTakeshi,
@BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world avatar

I just aired episode and someone drove to my place to throw eggs at me. How do I know if I should stop?

transientDCer, in Riding around like royalty

One of my dogs has an injured leg right now. Wish he would let me out him in a wagon and pull him around while he can’t go on walks.

bravesilvernest, in Riding around like royalty

This is why I’m barefoot while walking the dogs in the summer: if I’m having a bad time, they will soon lol

CheezyWeezle, in Riding around like royalty

Some people put little boots on their dogs’ paws, but this just a little cooler.

DaMonsterKnees, in Riding around like royalty
@DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world avatar

This is obviously cool, but feels much better as a funny caption type picture.

Gary, preferring the traditional chilled method, transports the days catch home before slow cooking.

Something like that.

IWantToFuckSpez, in Riding around like royalty

This is why they invented dog shoes

Lord_ToRA,
@Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world avatar

There’s also musher’s secret

gravitas_deficiency, in Riding around like royalty

brb taking the dog for a walk

But seriously, the pavement can get so hot in some places (e.g. southwest US) that it can burn a dog’s paws (or humans, if they fall on the sidewalk or street on a really hot day and can’t get up quickly - people have been hospitalized for it).

RealM,
@RealM@kbin.social avatar

Jesus. Is there no vegitation around the sidewalk to spend at least a little shade? :(

IWantToFuckSpez,

The poorer the neighborhood the less trees there are.

fsxylo,

We fixed that by not giving poor neighborhoods sidewalks.

gravitas_deficiency,

what’s urban planning?

  • most us cities and towns outside of the DC-NY-BOS corridor or Chicago
prole, (edited ) in In 1969, Mr. Rogers testified before U.S. Congress to get funding for public broadcasting. Senator John Pastore is initially abrasive but is won over by Mr. Rogers' warmth and kindness.

Nowadays, he’d just get shouted down by the likes of Jim Jordan and Marjorie Taylor Greene about being “woke” for telling kids they’re special. Probably wouldn’t have even let him finish his statement.

ickplant,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

You’re right, it’s sad.

spez, in After watching the 2nd episode of 11th season of Futurama, I googled "Futurama S11E02 discussion" (without quotes) and Lemmy.world was the 2nd result. We can do it, guys.

Now this thread is the second result when I search that lol.

https://0x0.st/Htkz.p

kalkulat, in In 1969, Mr. Rogers testified before U.S. Congress to get funding for public broadcasting. Senator John Pastore is initially abrasive but is won over by Mr. Rogers' warmth and kindness.
@kalkulat@lemmy.world avatar

Old saying: ‘You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.’

ickplant,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

Bingo.

Somethingcheezie, in Relatable in any time period

That’s because it’s a psycho Siamese cat that can kill you

GentlemanLoser,

Thai-amese

Viking_Hippie,

Would be Thaiese if anything 🤷

GentlemanLoser,

I tried

Master,
@Master@lemmy.world avatar

If you please!

dustyData, in Relatable in any time period

It’s an ancient concept, depicted several times over history. The oldest one is an old Chinese tale (and related paintings) that has an emperor cutting his sleeve to avoid disturbing his sleeping lover (a younger man). So famous that “cut sleeve passion” became euphemism for homosexuality in China.

stebo02,
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I would say that if this is actually old then it might be one of the oldest memes

modifier,

I think this honor goes to the nam-shub of Enki.

southbayrideshare, (edited )

In Islam, there is an apocryphal story of the prophet Muhammad doing this for his cat Muezza.

NotSoCoolWhip,

I was hoping it would be a picture, not a story :(

Faresh,

That would imply having to draw the prophet Muhammad.

96VXb9ktTjFnRi, (edited )

The prophet Mohammed has been drawn many times. It’s a shame that very often the head of Muhammed has been scratched off of the paintings. People still honored the artwork but thought depicting the prophet was a mistake. Persian miniature art is a beautiful world to dive into if art has your interest. Kamāl ud-Dīn Behzād would be a nice starting point.

NotSoCoolWhip,

thejoke.jpg

PaupersSerenade,
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This has to be a reference, yeah?

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