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TheGreenGolem, in Wholesome math teacher

It’s so strange that it was always taught me as a²+b²+2ab. Of course I know it doesn’t matter, but still strange to see it this way.

themeatbridge,

FOIL reading left to right.

Dicska, (edited )

A less maths-y approach: a is blue, b is red, ab is pink purple. How would you order them?

some_designer_dude,

No no, ab is purple.

Dicska,

As you wish, my lord/lady.

oce, (edited )
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ademir,
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Me too

funnystuff97,

It makes more sense to me because, when binomials are taught, it’s usually in the form of a variable and a constant.

E.G. a = x, b = 3: (x + 3)^2. When expanded, that’s usually x^2 + 6x + 9, and not x^2 + 9 + 6x.

TheGreenGolem,

Exactly, you are going to lower and lower powers. (Is power the word in English here?)

ax², bx¹, cx⁰

prayer,

Right, but if you look in the field of probabilities, specifically when expanding binomial distributions, you go increasing powers with one and decreasing powers with the other.

ax^4 + bx^3y + cx^2y^2 + dxy^3 + ey^4

That’s why it makes sense to me to read it a^2 + 2ab + b^2

Jarix, in Taking in the best moments while you can

Harry Chapin My child arrived just the other day He came to the world in the usual way But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay He learned to walk while I was away And he was talkin’ ‘fore I knew it And as he grew, he’d say “I’m gonna be like you, Dad You know I’m gonna be like you”

And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man in the moon "When you comin’ home, Dad?" “I don’t know when But we’ll get together then You know we’ll have a good time then”

My son turned ten just the other day He said, “Thanks for the ball, Dad, c’mon let’s play Can you teach me to throw?” I said, “Not today I got a lot to do”, he said, “That’s okay” And he, he walked away but his smile Never dimmed and said “I’m gonna be like him, yeah You know I’m gonna be like him”

And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man in the moon "When you comin’ home, Dad? “I don’t know when But we’ll get together then You know we’ll have a good time then”

Well, he came from college just the other day So much like a man, I just had to say “Son, I’m proud of you, can you sit for a while?” He shook his head, and he said with a smile “What I’d really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys” “See you later, can I have them please?”

And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man in the moon “When you comin’ home, son?” “I don’t know when But we’ll get together then, Dad You know we’ll have a good time then”

I’ve long since retired, my son’s moved away I called him up just the other day I said, “I’d like to see you if you don’t mind” He said, “I’d love to, Dad, if I could find the time” “You see, my new job’s a hassle and the kid’s got the flu” “But it’s sure nice talkin’ to you, Dad It’s been sure nice talkin’ to you”

And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me He’d grown up just like me My boy was just like me

And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man in the moon "When you comin’ home, son? “I don’t know when But we’ll get together then, Dad We’re gonna have a good time then”

Written by: Harry F. Chapin, Marc Christian Gernert, Sandy Chapin, Andy Love

Album: Verities & Balderdash (US Release)

Released: 1974

sverit,

My first thought, too :)

BarrelAgedBoredom, in Moms are the best

Is it just me or do other people get wildly depressed when they hear this song? It’s made me sad since I was a child

surewhynotlem,

The melody is depressing.

profdc9,

“Please don’t take my sunshine away” is both a plea and wistful longing.

GBU_28,

For me it’s an overwhelming nostalgia bomb which definitely can feel melancholy, as I had a good childhood, and I guess am pining for those good times.

RememberTheApollo_,

Some think it’s a song alluding to unrequited love. So that is maybe why we get to feel a little down when we hear it. We’re missing something. Maybe the person who sang it to us, the nostalgia for childhood, or maybe we just get the idea that the lyrics sound just as pleading as they are declarative.

Album,
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Literally can’t sing it myself without crying

Burninator05, in Unstoppable grandma

Hello Grandmother. It is, me, your other grandson. I have heard that you have an abundance of cake and are delivering it to your grandchildren but I have not heard from you. Have you forgotten my phone number?

GrayBackgroundMusic, in It's the little things

I know not everyone is wired this way, but my pet follows me around room-to-room and I LOVE IT.

canthidium,
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My ex HATED the dogs following her room-to-room, but I love it. It just makes me laugh how they can’t help but want to know what I’m doing.

transientDCer,

One of my dogs does this to my wife and it drives her insane haha.

Kyrinar,

One of ours does it too. Doesn’t bother us, but she follows so closely she gets herself stepped on

driving_crooner,
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Cats pretend don’t love you, but they fallow you to wharever room you are just to be there.

Fester,

My cat anticipates where I’m going and stands in the way or walks slowly. He seems to think if I trip on him then he deserves extra food or treats as compensation. It’s cat insurance fraud and it’s ruining the economy.

creditCrazy,
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None of my cats follow me from room to room but they all do follow me when I’m outside it’s honestly pretty nice until they start hanging out exactly where I’m throwing firewood honestly thank goodness they fear chainsaws and me telling them to move it

ma11en, in He is technically right!

Invents anti-gravity system to cover the fact he’s bald!

GrammatonCleric, in A self-care reminder
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YOU’LL NEVER CONTROL ME, INTERNET FACE

DragonTypeWyvern,

I’m going shove all my resentment over this incident into the ever-growing Ball of Repression in my chest instead.

My doctor called it “a symptom of hypertension” but that’s because she’s a dork.

Honytawk, in Black olive birthday

Black olives matter

Hamartiogonic,
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BOM

Sounds catchy.

neonred, in Black olive birthday

That’s actually pretty sweet.

setsneedtofeed, in Big talk > small talk
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A warning. Those who speak too deeply and become engrossed in conversations too long will fall prey to the machinations of dimensional altering creatures. Beware the conversationalist, for they are an agent of gibbering star madness.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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I like the way you type.

edgemaster72,
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I too am intrigued by their ideas, and wish to subscribe to their newsletter.

setsneedtofeed,
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Beware, the newsletter carries a terrible curse.

edgemaster72, (edited )
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Ooh, that’s bad.

setsneedtofeed,
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But the newsletter comes with a free Simpsons DVD boxed set.

edgemaster72,
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That’s good!

setsneedtofeed,
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But the boxed set only contains season 21.

edgemaster72,
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That’s bad.

setsneedtofeed,
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But it comes with bonus animation that was cut for time.

edgemaster72,
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That’s good.

setsneedtofeed,
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The bonus animation is from the episode ‘Lisa Goes Gaga’.

edgemaster72,
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stares blankly

setsneedtofeed,
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That’s bad.

edgemaster72,
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Can I go now?

Kase,

Negative.

Pelicanen,

Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Tzeentch?

paddirn, (edited ) in only one wish required

“I wish for a ball.”

“Wish granted.”

“(Fuck) ok buddy, here let me get the next wish for you…”

Sanctus,
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I could physically feel the choke when reading that (Fuck)

superduperenigma,

Me, massaging my temples with my eyes shut tight: Buddy… Buddy… We just went over this… You have a ball on the other side of the room. You just need to bring it over here and I’ll toss with you.

flicker, in Self love

For the naysayers; I used to do this as a kid, because there were 6 people (minimum) to say goodnight to, and I was told it was impolite to miss "anyone." And I'm someone, too.

I'm in my late 30s and every once in a while I'll say goodnight to whoever is in my room (even if it's just my cat) and then goodnight to me.

elscallr,
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I say goodnight to my cat every night. She was feral when I kidnapped adopted her and she still has some of those tendencies. One is not sleeping in my bed. If I sleep on the couch, she’ll sleep next to me. If I’m in my bed she’ll occasionally jump up to check on me. But she doesn’t sleep with me as a rule.

So every night before I turn out the lights I tell her it’s bed time and say goodnight.

HotboxedSubmersible, in Love and support

Just don’t hold it over his head if anything were to ever happen.

Agent641,

Good point, cars are really heavy.

NocturnalMorning, in And I love him

Found my little gremlin in a bush outside a store when she was a kitten. Poor thing had part of her ear missing. From a recent attack/fight of some kind. She’s been with me for 5 years now.

Justas,
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You sure that’s not a sterilisation marker? Cats get an ear clipped after being sterilised during a catch and release program.

My cat has it, that’s how I know.

NocturnalMorning,

No, the ear was not clipped cleanly, and she still had her lady parts. I got her spayed later.

spacecowboy,

Yep that’s a TNR clipping on the ear, I bet.

Trap, neuter, release. Very common.

NocturnalMorning, (edited )

No it wasn’t at all. The cat was attacked, was very obvious bcz it was like part of her ear was ripped off, and it was a female cat that still had her lady parts, which we later spayed.

spacecowboy,

Oh okay, my mistake.

Bread, in Do your best

The amount of people that get personally attached to their roombas is quite considerable. Assigning them names and personalities is common. Generally the helpless little goofball that gets stuck on things periodically personality is endearing.

moonpiedumplings,
TheOakTree,

TIL there is an Antarctic Film Festival, and there appears to be some in-joke about mickey mouse/steamboat willy… I hope I find out some day.

Kolanaki,
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Generally the helpless little goofball that gets stuck on things periodically personality is endearing.

I have the same personality as a vacuum cleaner… 😟

Bread,

You are looking at it the wrong way. The vacuum cleaners have the same personality as you. You are original and they just want to imitate.

Besides, your manufacture date is long before theirs. Any patents on your personality are probably expired by this point. Welcome to the public domain, friend!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Check the incept date.

eestileib, (edited )

iRobot had to change their repair workflow because their original plan was to minimize turnaround by having a pool of refurbished roombas, so they could send working ones out of the pool while repairing incoming ones.

Customers were like “wtf I want MY roomba” and were willing to eat long delays.

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