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Coreidan, in Too hot for me

Ironically not asking for help is exactly why you’re weak

JesusLikesYourButt,

Or you just know that the people around you have their own issues or are incapable of being of help the way you need it… can we stop trying to make everyone feel lesser, please?

Coreidan,

No

hOrni, in Holiday Decoration 2024

And a happy few fear.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

*a happy new fear

De_Narm, in A Skibirational message on Christmas

…can someone translate? Be quick, I’m over 20 and my frail old body could fail me any minute now.

PerogiBoi,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

You’re over 20? Look at this fucking dinosaur

Toneswirly, in Way to stop drinking

Jokes on you, I welded that during work hours. Got paid 25 dollars, spent it on more booze. The Crown Royal Ouroborous.

A7thStone,

$25 that’s like half an hour.

bruhduh, in Way to stop drinking
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Metal saw is cheap, do two cuts on the top and you’ll have the lid to open and drink

JustUseMint,

Sazall does em all!

Mycatiskai,

The lid is plastic, saw the top of the lid diagonally down until the saw is stopped by the glass, tip the bottle over and empty it out. With no cap now you have reason to not finish the entire bottle.

explodicle,

Would that get plastic in the booze?

Madison420,

It’s just plastic zest.

lazylion_ca,

Even if it did, run it through a sieve or coffee filter.

Jimmycrackcrack, in Yummy Mummy

The fun thing about October is that whenever the date is written for the first 10 days it looks like a score.

SpaceNoodle,

10/1

10/2

10/3

I don’t get it

reev,

I’d give this comment a 4/10.

Jimmycrackcrack,

I judge this… 4th of October

odium, (edited )

dd/mm/yyyy is the second best date system

SeekPie,

What would be the best then?

odium, (edited )

yyyy-MM-dd

Stovetop,

YYYY MM DD

IWantToFuckSpez,

Unix Time

ignotum,

Let’s meet up, how about 1703530800 'o clock?

Rolando,

And not one second later!

ignotum,

Not 1703530801, not 1703530799, we meet at exactly 1703530800!

incogtino,
Landless2029,
funkless_eck,

This, the twenty-fifth day of the XIIth month, heretofore known as December, in the year of our Lord: Two Thousand and Twenty Three.

solidsnake2085,
@solidsnake2085@lemmy.world avatar

25/DEC/2023

prole, (edited )

I think mm/dd/yyyy is better than dd/mm/yyyy, because you can sort by the first number and the dates will be in chronological order (though I agree with the below comment that YYYY MM DD is the best).

baatliwala,

Does look like cricket scores tbh

Aremel, in A Skibirational message on Christmas

Is this some Gen Z thing I’m too Millenial to understand?

I can’t keep up with these kids.

MrJameGumb,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I believe it is a Gen A thing. Beyond that I have no idea what it’s supposed to mean though…

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a gen alpha thing but it’s a gen z thing to parody their meme speak like this

Nepenthe, (edited )
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

This. This was the moment that I found out that the eldest of gen Alpha, the babies after the babies who can only be so young as to be entirely theoretical like they were when we collectively decided on the name, are thirteen now.

FilthyShrooms,
@FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks, I feel old now

TurboHarbinger, in Yummy Mummy

Does this counts as cannibalism?

F_Haxhausen,
@F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world avatar
HikingVet,

I think it would.

MedicPigBabySaver, in Chairs for the lazy

Wall-E

Lemminary,

I wouldn’t be mad of they were called Chair-E

akincisor, in How does ears work?
YarHarSuperstar,
@YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world avatar

Ed … ward…

Lionel, in How does ears work?

I can’t tell if I prefer the first or the second… the third being the best overall.

trslim,

Cat ears on the sides are my faves

Lionel,

It doesn’t look bad but it’s not a cat girl, it’s something else

ForestOrca, in Broccoli
@ForestOrca@kbin.social avatar

Truly a shitpost. No, it's not the case. Who makes up these shitposts? Big Broccoli, I tell ya! I was curious, so I looked it up: https://baringtheaegis.blogspot.com/2020/02/no-sappho-didnt-give-broccoli-to-her.html

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Definitely a shitpost. Entirely made up by big broccoli.

lowleveldata, in You understand?

Therefore Santa and his reindeer must be fireproof! I understand.

smeg,

The more you learn about Father Christmas the more you realise he’s an eldritch creature of phenomenal power. The fact that we can appease an Old God capable of destroying us in an instant with a simple offering of Sherry and a Mince Pie is nothing short of a miracle.

lowleveldata,

The fact that we can appease an Old God capable of destroying us in an instant

Yo bro what are you doing you’re gonna start a holy war

asuka,
@asuka@sh.itjust.works avatar

Santa’s sled has ablative shielding.

MNByChoice,

This is why fires in fireplaces pose no threat.

thelardboy, (edited ) in Yummy Mummy

Technically, the wife of an earl is a Countess not Mrs.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar
strawberrysocial,

Ya but in this case he’s not an actual earl, Earl is his first name.

OneWomanCreamTeam,

If my last name was Grey I would definitely name my son Earl. Unfortunately my last name isn’t Grey and I can’t have children.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I guess you could name a pet Earl Grey.

lars,

My honorific is His Royal Highness before and after any marriages I may join

Zeshade,

If we’re looking for inaccuracies, I don’t know how anyone could look at ashes and believe that it’s tea.

VOIDHAERT, in A Skibirational message on Christmas

gen alpha type beat

Diabolo96, (edited )

I imagine this being read by someone doing a duke nukem impression while breakcore music play in the background. The title of the video would be : hard reset your brain.

I might even make it if I get bored enough this weekend.

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