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dipshit, in Electric eel

No sleep now gramps, this is a lake.

NorthWestWind,
@NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

The great zapfish has been captured again!

EvilTwin, in Someone didn't think out the implications.

What Taylor wants, Taylor gets.

Annoyed_Crabby,

Why would she want abusive man?

Cringe2793,

Is Kanye abusive? The only thing I know about him is that he’s married to one of the kardashians. And that his kids have weird names.

dQw4w9WgXcQ,

I mean…

They are divorced, and there was a dispute over several months (or years) to resolve the divorce with several rumors about cheating and other controversies. Not saying that it indicates an physically abusive relationship, but the relationship wasn’t great either.

nomous,

Two shit people get married, nobody is surprised when their marriage is shitty.

Annoyed_Crabby,

Didn’t heard any story from his ex-spouse but man’s a classic example of narcissist, allegedly have toxic working environment in Yeezy, and also spewing hate speech left and right. Maybe not to the point of Chris Brown but doing it mentally also count as abusive.

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Look at his video with Pete. Dude has issues. And it’s not just “art”. He was good before his mom passed. Afterwards he has lost touch with reality.

mob,

I mean he’s always been like this, it’s just getting worse.

Before Donda passed, he already had the infamous “George Bush hates black people” thing and already ran up on stage at the EMAs to say he deserved the award, not the winners. I’m sure there’s plenty more documented exmaples , and in those days, the spotlight wasn’t on him 24/7.

can,

They divorced and he already remarried (kinda)

Cringe2793,

Haha well that shows how behind the times I am

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

“I can change him!”

Jelly_mcPB,

Thank of how many times that song would go platinum.

LemmyKnowsBest, in Lifehack for naive schoolchildren

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  • CileTheSane,
    @CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

    No, it wouldn’t move in that situation either.

    LemmyKnowsBest,

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  • justastranger,

    Because all the energy of every motion pulling the magnets apart and back together adds up to a net-0 amount of motion in either direction forward or backwards

    iamericandre, in When you've been in the pool a little too long...

    It shrinks?

    Tedesche,

    Yes. Female?

    BeigeAgenda,
    @BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

    Yes, if it gets shy/cold enough it can end up as an innie, cycling can also trigger it.

    Bonehead,

    Like a frightened turtle!

    chromeo,

    I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.

    Jorgelino, in I knew it all along!

    Programmer here. Can confirm. Coding is just a list of instructions we send to the tiny people inside so they know what to do.

    Socsa, (edited )

    Electrical Engineer here. Electrons are people too! Very tiny, quantum people, with very tiny, quantum hopes, and very tiny, quantum dreams!

    Science cannot disprove this.

    Got_Bent,

    I hear electrons are really flaky. You tell them to show up at a specific place and time, and you just never know. Always getting involved in one entanglement or another.

    EatYouWell,

    That really isn’t a bad metaphor for how the computer processes code.

    pomodoro_longbreak,
    @pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

    pretty much

    Mamertine,

    It’s frustrating because they’re so literal when following instructions. I wish they’d do what I want, not what I said.

    Lemminary,

    The trick is to say what you mean ☝🤓

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

    They don’t always listen, though.

    RizzRustbolt,

    That’s why I’m constantly shoving cookies into the case. So the computer gnomes are happy.

    dipshit, in Reel Big FishGPT

    have you ever been close to tragedy or been close to those who have

    wintermutehal,

    I for one have never knocked on wood

    dipshit,

    did you know someone who has?

    wintermutehal,

    Yes, which makes me wonder if I should

    ininewcrow, in You have now entered manual breathing mode.
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    I don’t believe that anybody could eat the way I do until now

    neonred, in Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

    Hm, just a moment, I’ll put my telephone handset into the acoustic coupler real quick so I can post my contact on the bbs

    768,

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=usWfJ0EJLB0&t=949

    It’s a personal portable transportable cellular telephone.

    Anarki_,

    Yeess, Kung Fury!

    c10l,

    Careful you might get hacked

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3yUSRom2CM

    AnonWyo,

    Would you like to play a game?

    LemmyKnowsBest, in Is this the new flex?

    Food brands: “Here, hang this whimsical ornament on your tree. While you think you’re being edgy, you’re also advertising for us.”

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    “While you’re at it, please pay us $6 for the privilege of advertising us to yourself.”

    xia, in Is this the new flex?

    Isn’t that price more than a real jar of pickles?

    dingus,

    I dunno. The last time I bought pickles, I was shocked at how expensive they were.

    kleemo, in Титле (Бад Транскриптюн)

    I appreciate the Cyrillic, but I think it would be more accurate to spell it like:

    пов: ю тот д мийм уаз ин ънодър ленгуидж бът ю акшъли ъндърстанд ит.

    That’s because with Cyrillic, you’re supposed to read the letters as they are in the alphabet (I think it’s called phonetically)

    CheesyFox,

    that sounds like a russian parody on engrish

    Phoeniqz,
    @Phoeniqz@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Thank you, I just started learning cyrillic a bit

    Dio,
    @Dio@lemy.lol avatar

    Why am I not surprised.

    thefartographer, in Statistics in a nutshell

    A mathematician, physicist, and statistician all go hunting when they come across a deer. The mathematician first calculates for the mass of the round, the muzzle velocity, and drop rate then says “ok, give me the rifle.” He fires and misses by 3 feet to the left. “Miss!” exclaims the statistician.

    The physicist takes the rifle and says, “you forgot to calculate for wind velocity!” He does some more calculations between 3 spheres and then says that he’s ready. He fires the rifle and misses by 3 feet to the right.

    “We got him!” the statistician excitedly yells as the deer goes running off into the woods.

    God_Is_Love,

    I wanna get this so bad but I don’t and I want to be socially accepted by peers so I won’t ask for an explanation

    Pelicanen,

    The mathematician misses three feet to the left and the physicist misses three feet to the right. If you take the average of those two, like in statistics, it’s right in the middle and would hit the deer.

    God_Is_Love,

    Thank you, you rock 😆

    angrymouse,

    Just in case, statistics have a lot of mechanisms just to avoid these average issues affecting your analysis, this is situation is much more “how to lie with numbers”. And yeah, ppl don’t like me.

    thefartographer,

    In simplest terms, statisticians are stereotypically known for wanting to simplify curves. So, if you see a plot graph of data and notice a cloud of points that appear to angle in a certain direction, statisticians will sometimes draw a line from the first average point to the last average point and say that line represents the data. So the joke is that statisticians throw out the individual data and say the average represents the real world, so three left and three right equals and average of a direct hit.

    For the physicist, they’re known for representing everything as spheres to simplify their math and create approximate calculations. This means that back-of-the-envelope calculations will get you close but won’t be precise.

    Mathematicians are said to only calculate for one variable at a time, in this case, trajectory without accounting for wind or air resistance. Mathematicians also often joke about using “dots in space.”

    The overall joke is that these are three incredibly intelligent people abusing the most boiled down versions of their fields and failing terribly because they refuse to experience the world in anything other than numbers and figures.

    I hope you are now able to enjoy the joke more, although I imagine it’s now more tedious than enjoyable.

    God_Is_Love,

    Wow no joke it was super nice of you to explain that to me 🤣 I’m still don’t follow 100% (my brain isn’t well suited for math) but I do find it funnier understanding it more!!

    RaoulDook, in Headphones are a crutch

    This is how I feel about watching videos to learn something versus reading an article or a paper about the subject. I would almost always rather read about it than have to sit and listen to some awful youtuber blab about themself while dancing around the subject I had interest in.

    JohnDClay,

    Two minute papers I think does a very good job summarizing and giving understandable explanations of computer graphics type papers.

    TheRealLinga,

    Yeah… I mean I’ve seen some YouTube videos that really helped with whatever I needed to understand, and I’m happy to have that resource so readily at home.

    That being said:

    It seems these days I have to fish through an increasing amount of clickbait style videos and ads to find one that actually helps! And it takes so damn long to even know if it is going to be helpful because they spend 5 minutes with their stupid intro and then “like & subscribe” and then sponsor ad garbage. Ugh.

    Sotuanduso,

    Skip the first 30% of every video by hitting the 3 key when you start.

    pomodoro_longbreak,
    @pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

    what really??

    Sotuanduso,

    Each number from 0-9 jumps to that tenth of the video.

    pomodoro_longbreak,
    @pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Oh nice so you can flip about a bit to find the perfect spot - so handy!

    PopShark,

    This also works on some uhhh… other video websites as well

    Sotuanduso,

    I’ll take your word for it. I don’t use those sites and don’t want to, even if it’s just to test hotkeys.

    mbgid, in Headphones are a crutch

    I had a music teacher who would read sheet music like this. He said he could hear it, and he prefered it to actually listening to a recording because his imagination was so much richer than what could be captured by a recording.

    I thought it was amazing and really envied this ability.

    JohnDClay,

    I definitely don’t prefer it, but I can imagine the music from the sheet music when there aren’t more than a couple parts. Some musicians/composers I’ve worked with prefer listening while also reading the sheet music though.

    zik,

    It’s not uncommon among high level classical musicians apparently.

    Personally, I prefer Spotify.

    Willer, (edited )

    I am a conductor and going through the notes like this is recommended otherwise you might give incoherent instructions later.

    gramie,

    My son, who is an aspiring composer, can do this. It blows my mind, and makes me think of the scene in Amadeus where Salieri is reading the score and hearing it play in his head.

    WashedOver, in Out of harm's way
    @WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

    Just like the American voter…

    OpenStars, (edited )
    @OpenStars@kbin.social avatar

    Voting is too dangerous for the likes of you, lemme just take that from you there, yeah that'll be great...

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