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CliveRosfield, in Frequently

For some people that’s just how dating works out

AnonWyo,

It’s really not a risk for me until I try and get past online chat. Online chatting, I can proofread my…ahem flirtations. In person? It’s a crapshoot.

That being said, I prefer to disappoint potential romantic interests in person. I’m old fashioned like that.

HiddenLayer5, in And I will die on this hill.
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Fuck it I’ll die on the same hill with you.

Supervisor194,
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I’m a simple man. I see Weird Al, I upvote.

playereightyone,
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The hill is going to be a hill of bodies.

carnimoss,
A_Random_Idiot,

You shall have my axe

Viking_Hippie, in i dont understand

Probably 19th of June 2013 at the latest. Most people consider their date being dead to be a major turnoff.

DJDarren,

Or is he?

Viking_Hippie,

Idunno, probably? 🤷

SonicBlue03, in Truly inspirational

So did he lose stones or grow a pair? This is so confusing.

TheGrandNagus,

Stones = feet but for weight not length

brown567,

But Stone isn’t used in the US

It seems to exclusively be used in countries that get on Americans’ case for not using metric XD

martino,

We don’t exclusively use metric in the UK. We use a hybrid of the two. Most of the comments that “get on Americans’ case” about it are likely coming from continental Europeans and other countries which do use metric exclusively.

TheGrandNagus, (edited )

I didn’t say the US did… I’m explaining it in a way Americans would understand, because they use feet but unusually don’t use its weight equivalent, and ask in comment sections wtf a stone is (bit of a funny role reversal considering it’s usually US units people are asking wtf they mean)

It’s pretty much just the UK and Ireland that use it, and even then, it’s only used for weighing people, boxing, and horse racing.

A lot of people just say their weight in kg, stone is used less and less as older people die out.

WhisperingEye, in And I will die on this hill.

Christmas At Ground zero is the best Christmas song ever!

FlyingSquid,
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The video is fun too. Not the best Al video, but an entertaining compilation of 1950s civil defense footage.

Kjatten, in I’ll be waiting in the car

No politicians?

TheColonel,

I mean, “etc” is right there.

Excrubulent, in Lifehack for naive schoolchildren
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Whemp, video doesn’t lie. I guess the first law of thermodynamics is wrong.

jettrscga,

Well it is now.

First law of thermodynamics: You don’t talk about thermodynamics

Viking_Hippie,

Third law of thermodynamics: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the dynamic is over.

Fourth law of thermodynamics: Only two thermos to a dynamic.

Fifth law of thermodynamics: One dynamic at a time

Sixth law of thermodynamics: No shirts, no shoes

Seventh law of thermodynamics: dynamics will go on as long as they have to

Eighth law of thermodynamics; if this is your first thermo, you have to dynamic.

niktemadur,

Sixth law of thermodynamics: No labcoats, no clipboards

Viking_Hippie,

😘👌

cley_faye,

Don’t get me started about the 34th law of thermodynamic

Viking_Hippie,

Is that the one about what is and isn’t a sandwich?

TrickDacy, (edited ) in To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didn't quite go as expected.
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At this point some of the posts here could’ve been a randomly chosen image combined with a random AF string of ai text. Makes adult swim shows from 2007 seem extremely level headed and comprehensible by comparison.

Post idea. Title: “But he was a good boy?” Image: highly overly compressed jpeg reposted from 4chan, name mostly blacked out but “cock2ranker” still visible. The post contains a line of text reading “43 segments and counting, I wanted to blitz my mind and I was thinking about it but I didn’t get it until I got it and I didn’t get it back” Image below: a turtle flipped on its back with a shark photoshopped to its left, with a beeper strapped to its fin. Underneath the turtle, some random anime character that 7 people have ever heard of, looking “cute”. The post has 94 upvotes and 20 comments, all of which every single person 100% understands the context of every element of the title, text, and image and are making references to obscure aspects of it. They’re often responded to with quotes that seem to be a reference to things that no human would understand. One person asked why the turtle is green, no replies.

Norgur,

Bruh, that shark totally had it coming.

"I have no Kazuki-san left"

TrickDacy,
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Lol I know right! “When we embiggen ghosts, we embody our own minds!”

ElBarto, in Coincidence?!
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SonnyVabitch,

My brain struggled a bit with the upside down crater…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fbf95394-7937-444a-9c29-1a5f3260ee4e.jpeg

ElBarto, (edited )
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Yeah I didn’t notice it till after I posted, should have flipped that bottom image to make the joke work better, but it’s lemmyshitpost so why bother.

Rev3rze,

I’ve never understood this picture. Is the joke that there is no optical illusion? I have never seen anything else than all of the plates being right side up.

SonnyVabitch,

It works for me. The shaded inside of the indent is interpreted as the shaded side of a hill.

CaptnNMorgan,

I was convinced it was a gif and I was blinking during the transition until I read this

CompN12,

˙uoᴉʇɐlsuɐɹʇ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ sʞuɐɥʇ

ElBarto,
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👎

kender242,
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I’m torn. Do I upvote or ǝʇoʌdn this?

ElBarto,
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˙ʇɹɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ɥʇᴉʍ oפ

WillFord27,

How the fuck did you manage to get an upside down thumbs up

Meowoem, in Microplastic overdose

That’s because all you absolute fucking babies are still crying they took your plastic straw away.

The reason we don’t have sensible climate conversations leading to real action is because the SLIGHTEST thing anyone suggests and you fucking scream your toddler heads off for years!

pedz,

Ask me how I know we’re not gonna reach our climate change reduction goals.

Mr_Dr_Oink, in I’ll be waiting in the car

Ah yes! Three of my favourite reptiles:

Spiders, Centipedes, and Scorpions.

Aurenkin,

Hey, my favourite three are on there too! Etc, thank you and mgmt.

Mr_Dr_Oink,

MGMT have a good song called 'time to pretend" so i guess that helps the sign make more sense.

papalonian, in I’ll be waiting in the car

Anywhere that casually lists spiders and centipedes along with reptiles is not somewhere that I wanna be.

Slovene,

No trip to Straya for you then.

MyDearWatson616, in I’ll be waiting in the car

One time my pet tortoise bit my big toe thinking it was food and he took an entire chunk out of my flesh. Reptiles are not to be underestimated.

M137,
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I still have a scar from my childhood when my pet turtle bit the webbing between my right thumb and index finger. The turtle had a blade of grass stuck in the area next to its neck that’s kinda like a dimple and it couldn’t get it out, so I stupidly put my finger there to try to get it out. Their beaks are like nail clippers.

Slovene,

the webbing between my right thumb and index finger.

The finger crotch.

blahsay, in I’ll be waiting in the car

2/5 isn’t great. Also why would anyone have to watch out for lizards? I’m doubtful Godzilla is just over the hill

Viking_Hippie,

Some lizards such as Gila monsters and Komodo dragons you really don’t want to mess with…

AlligatorBlizzard,

Even an iguana can ruin your day, and the iguana wants to ruin your day.

Viking_Hippie, (edited )
jubilationtcornpone, (edited )

You say that but Godzilla is one sneaky bastard. In fact, there’s a significant possibility that Godzilla is the hill.

FauxPseudo, in Coincidence?!
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Does anyone know where I can visit the crater of a soft impact meteorite?

Ejh3k,

I can give you the address of my wife’s ex-husband.

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