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Nikki, in i dont understand
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i dont like either (lesbian)

Nikki,
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damn first downvoted lemmy comment :(

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
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I thought it was hilarious.

Nikki,
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looks like people came around hehe

AgentGrimstone, in Frequently

It’s been over 20 years and there are two that haunt me to this day.

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

As someone with one haunting me for a little longer, fucking mood.

However I am curious about yours…

AHorseWithNoNeigh, (edited ) in Butthurt
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The murder of Julius Caesar - 44 B.C.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Murder is a crime, the fact that a quorum of Senators were involved and he was a genocidal tyrant overthrowing an early democracy makes it the justified execution of Julius Caesar, 44 BC.

JPSound, in You have now entered manual breathing mode.

Remember when they called Oasis “the next Beatles?” Turns out that one guy vaguely resembled John Lennon when wearing those little circle glasses but that’s as close as they could get.

ManosTheHandsOfFate,
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I think some of their songs are Beatle-esque - e.g. “Don’t Look Back in Anger.”

Blue_Morpho,

Most of their songs are Beatle-esque or have Beatle Easter eggs in the lyrics. Noel Gallagher was/is extremely vocal about being a Beatles fan and saying where he stole parts of Beatles songs/lyrics for his songs.

triclops6,

There was a disparaging scene about them in the Yesterday movie about the Beatles disappearing from existence with only one person remembering them,

The main character Googled for traces of the Beatles and was shocked to find there were none

Then when he googled Oasis and found nothing he was like “huh. Makes sense”

MeatsOfRage,

Probably the best gag in the whole movie

istoff,

Hey dude.

GeneralEmergency,

Maybe their legacy is felt a bit more in the UK where “Post Brit-Pop” is the term used to describe music clearly inspired by Oasis.

But they definitely have inspired a generation of musicians that the Beatles have.

JPSound,

I was definitely being cheeky but there’s no doubt they were a globally huge band at the time. Even in 95-96ish, 10 y/o me had the Morning Glory album as did most of my friends in our chilly little Wisconsin, USA town. I think we all thought they would end up far more influential in the future. Whatever lasting impression they made on the music scene, and no doubt they did just that, I don’t think it was quite the impact the whole world thought they would make back then. In the same breath, here we are still talking about them nearly 30 years later.

jaybone,

I’m a fan of all their hit song.

F_Haxhausen, in It's canon now. And so is a certain image format.
@F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world avatar

All letters before A are silent.

MeanEYE,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

LF?

Annoyed_Crabby,

Aragorn: You have my sword.

Legolas: And you have my bow.

Gimli: And my HAX.

giggling_engine,
@giggling_engine@lemmy.world avatar

So his name was always Jim

webadict,

I love Lejolas and Jimli’s gokes.

kamen,

Dango Unchained

Syrc,
kamen,

Gneiss!

Scarronline, in You have now entered manual breathing mode.

I don’t believe thay anybody will not enjoy this food, so buy now.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Backbeat, the word is on the street the fire in your hearth is out I’m sure you’ve heard it all before but I don’t enjoy my food too cold

Psythik,

I don’t enjoy it. Falafel is awful. It feels like eating a brick made out of grain.

danielbln,

Have you tried not eating crappy Falafel?

Psythik,

I don’t know where to find such a thing. I’ve tried several halal restaurants and I hate it every time.

jaybone,

Bricks made out of grain is how you build a wonderwall.

Aggravationstation,

Or maybe, you’d prefer fried chicken with gravy

bofmar,

And after all, why not an extra Coke?

RobotZap10000, in That’s breakfast, what’s lunch?

Steamed pizza for superintendent Chalmers?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

No mother just the Italian lights

peopleproblems, in And I will die on this hill.

I mean it’s not wrong. Kind of incredible really.

FlyingSquid,
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Really, the only way he doesn’t fit is that he doesn’t have the massive ego Mozart had. That, and I guess he’s not quite as dirty. Mozart once wrote of piece of music called “Lick My Ass.

General_Effort, (edited )

He actually wrote 2 of those. For the sake of education, let’s provide the complete text of one (via deepl.com):

spoilerLick my a… right already, lick it nice and clean, lick it clean, lick my a… That’s a greasy desire, only well lubricated with butter, the licking of the roast my daily do. Three lick more than two, go ahead, take the test and lick, lick, lick. Everyone licks his own a…

The phrase, aka the Swabian Salute, had been popularized a few years earlier in Goethe’s quite successful play Götz von Berlichingen. It is the knight’s reply to a demand for surrender. Götz may be more famous for his “iron fist/iron hand”, a prosthetic hand (at least, I saw a post about it trending on reddit a few years back). Two prosthetics that are thought to have belonged to him, may be seen in a museum. He lived ~1480-1562 and lost his hand, according to his autobiography, in 1504 to a field artillery shell when he besieged a Bavarian town.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Interesting! Thanks for the background!

WeirdAlex03,
@WeirdAlex03@lemmy.zip avatar

https://youtube.com/watch?v=f9_bOS5oIns

And for commercially released stuff, there’s also One More Minute with the line “Now I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self-service pumps!” and the entirety of Wanna B Ur Lovr is just innuendo after innuendo

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Fair, but one is innuendo and the other one is just coming right out and saying “lick my ass.”

WeirdAlex03,
@WeirdAlex03@lemmy.zip avatar

Yeah not all the way, but still a lot closer than many people think (also “Orgy on My Own”)

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

He’s certainly kept himself looking basically clean and family-friendly overall. I wasn’t away of the Orgy on my Own song, but other innuendo is all the sorts of things that would totally go over kids’ heads on a sort of Looney Tunes level, so I think that’s okay. I also know he really hates it when people attribute dirty song parodies to him (which happens all the time).

Jimbo, in Role models
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

This is how furries happen

Source: me

VikingHippie,

Internal monologue: “let’s see if the username checks out…nope, jimbo isn’t very…OH!”

li10, in I knew it all along!

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  • techognito,
    @techognito@lemmy.world avatar

    “Let me engineer you a new password”

    Yuo, sounds about right

    Infynis,
    @Infynis@midwest.social avatar

    Sometimes, but it is a real engineering discipline. It’s a hybrid of electrical engineering and computer science

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I don’t buy it. How would one of those know about the very tiny people?

    Setarkus,

    You mixed that up, computer engineers know that the earth is flat, it’s geologists who know about the tiny people making all our electronics work

    MotoAsh,

    Uh… no? Well, maybe for the guy in the picture because they’re clearly dumb, but “computer engineer” sounds more like chip design and circuit layout than even software engineering, let alone basic IT work…

    Basic IT work is wholly and completely different than any kind of computer-related engineering.

    surewhynotlem,

    You’re arguing that words don’t mean what many people use them to mean. Most service desk techs that I know have “computer engineer” in their LinkedIn.

    And that’s coming from me, a person with a B.E. in computer engineering. I hate that it is what it is, but it is.

    MotoAsh, (edited )

    That’s because they’re lying idiots, not computer engineers. I can call myself a beutiful woman, but that doesn’t make it true, nor would me calling myself a beutiful woman EVER change what “beutiful woman” means to others.

    surewhynotlem,

    That’s my point. What it means to others is key. There are more “computer engineers” than actual computer engineers. The way language works, and by volume, the phrase is now accepted as overloaded. You can’t cling to the first definition in the dictionary and say the second definition is a lie.

    MotoAsh,

    No, that’s not the way language works. No, that’s not how education or degrees or engineering works, either.

    You would have to fundamentally change the meaning of several well established words before “computer engineer” will EVER actually refer to tech support.

    surewhynotlem,

    Language is however people communicate, fam.

    And in the corporate IT space, we hire hundreds of “computer engineers” to do laptop builds.

    cole,
    @cole@lemdro.id avatar

    this is definitely not true. Computer Engineering is a relatively common major even

    Kanda,

    You should watch the movie “Bruce Almighty”

    funnystuff97,

    As a computer engineer who works with FPGAs, thank you. I can’t tell you how many times someone comes to me with a CS question and I’m like, I dunno! Ask a CS person! I hardly know Python. [Admittedly, I really should learn.]

    peopleproblems, (edited )

    I wanted to work with FPGAs.

    Got set up on designing test systems.

    Now I do .Net and Angular.

    I miss hardware from the standpoint that it really makes sense. I don’t miss hardware when the magic smoke comes out because I fucked up

    affiliate,

    i could never work in hardware. i’d feel too bad for all the very small people i’d be shoving in the computers

    funnystuff97,

    FPGAs are where it’s at, and the job market is surprisingly pretty open right now. Everybody’s sleeping on them, everyone wants study CUDA cores or architecture or… ML hardware accelerators or whatever. If you can transition to RTL design or even silicon engineering, it’s a good industry to be in.

    Now, me personally, I’ve never made the funny magic smoke come out from one of my FPGAs, but I can’t tell you how many times I’ve fucked up an entire pipeline because I thought a series of logic would take 3 cycles but really it took 2 and now my entire data path is wrong and somehow I missed it in simulation and now I’ve gotta rearchitect everything and running synthesis/P&R takes a goddamn century to run and this is like my 5th time programming my board and…

    peopleproblems,

    It’s been so long since I’ve touched RTL and the last time I used VHDL/Verilog was college.

    I probably could get back into it, but I’d only be qualified as an entry level, and I’m 10 years into software industry making a comfortable salary, I don’t know that I could take the pay cut due to other life shit.

    It doesn’t really matter what I’m doing, just being able to play pokemon all day with my son while I’m on PTO today makes it all worth it.

    Socsa,

    Computer engineering is precisely the crossover between EE and CS. In many places it is a program within the EE department.

    jaybone,

    Yeah circuit design was EE where I went to school. As a CS undergrad we had to take something called Computer Architecture where we learned about that stuff. But it was just one class, so pretty general coverage. Some CS grad stuff touches on it too (like networking.)

    Kase, (edited ) in Coincidence?!

    Stupid question but, why isn’t the meteorite still there? (Did they move it to area 51? /s)

    SasquatchBanana,

    For those curious, they have it (or at least parts of it) on display in the facility you can see.

    troyunrau,
    @troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

    Yeah, they were mining chunks of it historically.

    0x4E4F, in I'm not creative enough to think of a title
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    What’s a sigma male 🤨?

    Red_October,

    Sigma Males are what those guys who used to call themselves Alpha Males now call themselves, because everyone started making fun of them for calling themselves Alpha Males.

    Empricorn,

    So… let’s make fun of them for calling themselves Sigma Males. It’s at least as dumb, and more reactionary.

    0x4E4F, (edited )
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    No, it’s worse. Alpha is actually the first letter in the Greek alphabet (unlike Sigma), should have went with Omega if they really wanted to change that.

    0x4E4F,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    WTF… how does that make any sense 🤨… just goes to show you how much thought was put into that.

    cosmicrookie,
    @cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

    I had the exact same question, but I asked Google instead of typing a comment

    smotherlove, in Should I tell her?

    I don’t get it, can you explain please?

    GrammatonCleric,
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    Ionno, ask the virus

    fl42v,

    The buyer accidentally revealed they’re ill with some kind of sentient virus that helps them decide what to buy, and then they quickly decided to blame that on a typo as if the seller was stupid

    avidamoeba, (edited )
    @avidamoeba@lemmy.ca avatar

    This is perfect. Well done. 👏

    If still unclear, the sentient virus is:the child

    troglodytis, in And I will die on this hill.

    Since when do facts count as shitposts?

    OpenStars,
    @OpenStars@kbin.social avatar

    Since when have they not? (Though the reverse is not true.)

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s an educational shitpost for people who think Luke Combs is the height of musical talent.

    AngryCommieKender, (edited )

    Who TF is Luke Combs?

    Also, wishing you good luck!

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Luke Combs is a shitty country music star who is definitely no Mozart.

    xenspidey,

    I wouldn’t say he’s shitty, but he is not Mozart. At least he does co-write a lot of his songs unlike a lot of other popular musicians out there.

    dojan,
    @dojan@lemmy.world avatar

    I think this is the creme de la creme of shitposts.

    brown567, in Butthurt

    This is one of my favorite images of all time

    CodexArcanum,

    Sometimes the phrase “he monch butt” will just pop into my head, and I’ll remember this meme and laugh or smile to myself.

    It does tend to distract the person who’s ass I’m eating at the time though.

    brown567,

    Another to add to your intrusive thoughts’ collection:

    https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/d837e350-9d46-4f64-8115-fbd098c46bea.jpeg

    CodexArcanum,

    🤣 To think such art and beauty could still exist in our fallen world.

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