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robdor, in My music tastes must be unusual

Where do you think sea shanties come from? Land?

0x4E4F, in There can be many dangers lurking in Africa

Are we on a duck roll now 😂?

FlyingSquid,
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That, sir, madam or other, is a goose.

FlyingSquid, in Facebook Marketplace - because you can't get this at Wal-Mart
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I’m already putting my pasties on in expectation.

cathyk, in THE DAY HATH COME
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Idi Amin didn’t make the team?

Kolanaki, in I had to try it to believe it
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Whoa! How’d you do that?! :O

Default_Defect, in It's like everyday
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Masturbation will clear you up for a bit.

Nmill11b, (edited )

Interestingly this may work, but I’m not sure anyone has studied it (perhaps I will do a lit search).

There’s erectile tissue in the inferior turbinates that is responsible for the nasal cycle… maybe after an emission it’s more flaccid?

Sadly I do not suffer from inferior turbinate hypertroohy/ alternating nasal obstruction to test this on myself.

Edit: This has been studied… I now have one more option in the “medical management” toolbox

doi.org/10.1177/0145561320981441

Default_Defect,
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lol yeah, I wasn’t shitposting. I read it somewhere a while ago.

Nmill11b,

The best shitposts are the ones that turn out to be real/useful.

Broodjefissa,

I thought the best shitposts were the friends we made along the way

Nmill11b,

Yes, those are the best fo sure

tweeks,

I think it has something to do with needing more oxygen, just like doing push-ups will help and so will running around or even just stopping your breathing for ~30 seconds. Your body will eventually go into a higher alert state.

It just helps for a short bit though, when you relax your nasal passage does too and blocks all again.

Nmill11b,

It would by a sympathetic response from catecholamines – that’s how it constricts; however, I didn’t know that it had been studied and was actually effective in real life until today.

HawlSera, in THE DAY HATH COME

Okay, we all need to prepare for the day that he escapes from hell. You know what’s going to happen, it’s been foretold. We need to get one of those books from Myst

hactar42, in No nut November is finally over but...

I’ve failed 6 times today

200ok, in Facebook Marketplace - because you can't get this at Wal-Mart

The state of the economy in Ontario.

NABDad, in A good deal of IT work, too

It depends on how hard you push the envelope. The closer you get to doing something no one has ever done before, the more likely you are to be in your own.

Of course, any time you’re doing something no one has ever done before, it’s prudent to consider whether you should.

AlexWIWA,

I still have to look up basic things even when I’m doing that, sadly.

Things like “how do I reverse an array?” Will always be in my Google history because I can’t remember “.reverse” exists.

Could I reimplement “.reverse” or just read the docs for an array? Yes. Will I? Never.

Nahdahar,

I feel you, my problem is that I switch between languages too much. I’m learning rust right now as a hobby, but I’m technically a frontend dev with years of experience in angular and react, and a couple months ago I have been put on a legacy rails project, which we’re rewriting for Angular x Java stack (thankfully my roommate is a Java backend dev, he’s been a lot of help) and on top of this I maintain my Cyberpunk 2077 mods written in lua, c++ and redscript (swift-like).

Send help.

AlexWIWA, (edited )

How do I do thing that I do every day, but in this language I’m using today

Modding is definitely a nightmare though. One day I’m writing the latest python. The next I’m looking at some C library that was published half a decade before I was born and is for some reason deep in the bowels of the game engine I’m modding

xpinchx, (edited )

Lol this applies to so many things. Maybe there’s some prestige to doing something for the first time, but really there were probably a dozen people that contemplated it and decided against it for good reasons.

isVeryLoud,

Wise words

TheEighthDoctor,

Of course, any time you’re doing something no one has ever done before, it’s prudent to consider whether you should.

As a pentester I approve this message

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

“Ink is dry. Clicky thing doesn’t work. Fail.”

dubyakay,

Don’t need google for that one!

wewbull,

Doing something nobody has ever done before should be something we strive for.

Do we really need more websites that are really just front-ends on databases?

AgentGrimstone, in I had to try it to believe it

Whoaaaaaaa

Honytawk, (edited ) in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.

More like someone is doing a sexy striptease, and the others loins caught fire seeing how hot it was.

Akasazh,
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If I’d had a penny for everytime that happened…

I would have had no pennies whatsoever, but a pretty decent conversation piece, which is worth something on it’s own.

phorq, in Romance ain't dead

Just don’t spend too long with the companion nissan cube or I might get jealous…

IndiBrony, (edited )
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9f7acdd4-3779-4faa-95b3-81d5a827082a.jpeg

This is the best thing about AI imagery. ❤️ Creating literally anything your mind can think of!

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ac7d9dca-a927-49a7-b5b3-8daacf70743f.jpeg

I think this one is more in proportion

VitabytesDev, in It's like everyday

This is so relatable.

antidote101,

Try moving your pillow aside, laying flat on your back and looking straight up at your phone for a while. Sometimes that’ll unblock them.

RIP_Cheems, in The best thing ever.
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