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Mercival, in Citrus Lingerie

Be careful, we might have some citrus-stealing whores in this community

youtu.be/d_V-BQ-FSlI?si=HmFsx4jnpv_4v7jA

MargotRobbie, in I had to try it to believe it
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But it will be… in four years!

ieightpi, in X marks the spot

What’s the quote originally from?

TheOneWithTheHair, (edited )
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Melon Husk, I mean Felon Mush, I mean the CEO of Brand X (Elongated Muskrat) said it.

TheSlad,

Musk having a tough guy moment on twitter

ieightpi,

Holy shit that is wild. It sounds like it should be from a campy movie.

scottywh,

The guy is seriously batshit nuts.

imPastaSyndrome, in According to the site "What does the internet think?" when asked about Elon Musk - The internet is very positive about 'Elon Musk'. And that's why you shouldn't believe everything you read online.

Well yes it searches “love Elon musk” and doesn’t search the context of the articles “no one loves Elon musk according to everyone around him”

Fades, in Expecting a new baby?

Is a 10 yo really gonna take that as evidence he’s fuckin Clark Kent?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

This is a very serious shitpost and you are asking the right questions.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Tell them they’re adopted first

brown567, in I had to try it to believe it

If I add 4 years to the first thing that comes to mind when I try to remember my age then it’s my actual age =(

768, in My music tastes must be unusual

I don’t think Bermudians are that much different, music taste-wise.

Excrubulent, in I had to try it to believe it
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Didn’t work, I am G̶̘͌̂l̷̤̺͠r̷͕̱̭͘r̴̻͛b̶̯͌ļ̷̜̈́͘ẙ̴̗̲̤ṯ̷̙͂̇h̸͎̿͒ the ageless and I exist outside of time.

For your punishment I will neglect your world for another 10,000 years.

GaimDS, in I don't know what I would to without you 💓
@GaimDS@lemmy.world avatar

It is Friday my dudes, let’s enjoy the weekend y’all!

atlasraven31, (edited ) in According to the site "What does the internet think?" when asked about Elon Musk - The internet is very positive about 'Elon Musk'. And that's why you shouldn't believe everything you read online.

Or “A billionaire has journalists write fluff pieces about him”

gmtom, (edited ) in Also, it's over 2 1/2 hours long.

Youre the Duke of Wellington

You’ve been fighting Nepoleon for hours since the morning.

Your mish mash of coalition forces have been doing surprisingly well, but Nepolean has finally committed his veteran troops to push your center. You’re holding well but it’s only a matter of time before it collapses.

Then, thousands of troops begin to appear in the distance

The frech begin to cheer as they think its Grouchy who has returned to reinforce the main force.

But you know better.

One of your lieutenants puts down his viewing scope and says to you “Sir, it seems our friends have arrived. Shall I make preparations?”

You nod.

The lieutenant calmly walks over to the hi-fi system, inserts a cassette and hits play. Suddenly Swedish synth-pop starts blasting from your speakers and floods the battlefield 🎵 MY MY 🎵

A faint smile breaks across your face.

Lepsea, in Let's get Disturbed

I’m down with this sickness

pixeltree, in It's like everyday

If you hold your breath to the point you can’t anymore your body will automatically clear your nostrils in an attempt to help you not suffocate to death

Aermis,

I don’t think this is how it works…

xePBMg9,

But it is!

pixeltree,

It is! It’s to prevent situations where your mouth is obstructed and your nose is clogged from killing you. Give it a try

Patches, (edited )

Instructions unclear. I don’t think u/Aermis is coming back. He ded

Aermis,

Just woke up from my coma. Can confirm I was breathing.

pixeltree, (edited )

I suppose suicide is a cure for a stuffed nose

I’ll give it a try next time

Rolando,

dam, I was trying to do it but you made me laugh.

Yamainwitch,

I taught this trick to my then 4 year old and he legit almost passed out then came back from the edge with a “mommy I can breef!”

Threeme2189,

Your comment legit made me laugh 😂

Yamainwitch,

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a kewl mom. Legit I did the same thing when I learned that trick and I was like heyyyy buddy! 👉😎👉

sheogorath,

If you live in multiple story buildings you can run up and down the stairs. It’ll clear the congestion too.

ivanafterall, in Pls
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You can't hide from me, silly billy!

WidowersWife, in Build him a dungeon?
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