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EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in Did You Know?
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laughs in atheist vampire

Varyk, in Did You Know?

This is a great point

bruhduh, in Onlydogs
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They retrieve them

Surdon, in You know tipping has gotten out of control when your son says we have to tip Santa with money.

Santa has always worked on tips, that’s what the cookies and milk are for

umbrella, in Burning the calories
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This has the vibes of Facebook memes.

Lemminary, in Burning the calories

I am so swole. My neck is thicker than my shoulders.

Seasm0ke, in Krustavo Crabs wants you to make 40 krabby patties Spobgebob. No half measures, Spongebob.

Mike Ehrmantrout voice: Daring today, aren’t we?

captainlezbian, in We never see the moon's turtle though 🤔

The turtle moves.

FunkyMonk, in Did You Know?

Step 1, find out about vampired, step 2 apply for whatever lowest level can let you bless water online of clergy. step 3 bless the ocean. Eventually all water is now holywater, vampires die from any air humidity. step 4 profit.

ininewcrow, in Did You Know?
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Holy water with essential garlic oil extract.

queermunist, in Did You Know?
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Fools. By exposing them to a low enough dose over and long enough period of time you will breed a new form of super vampires, completely immune to holy water!

dasusernem, in Did You Know?

Vampires hate this one trick …

therealjcdenton, in fact

Accurate

mojo, in This one's for you

He would be proud

Gallardo994, in Tehc

Or just set expiration time for old tabs for people that don’t bother with closing manually. 1 week should be totally more than enough.

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