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baggins, in Clone this woman, ASAP!!!

That still doesn’t mean she’ll go into a relationship with you OP.

0x4E4F,
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But there is a chance… hope dies last.

AdamBomb, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

Don’t put your dick in that

sag,

No!! Why you warn me :(

FlyingSquid,
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Or maybe do put your dick in that.

LemmyKnowsBest,

let’s get real though, what is the male anatomical girth diameter required in order to get any pleasure out of that sand bucket hole.

Not gonna happen

FlyingSquid,
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Not with that attitude.

don, in Nature is so bitchin'!

It seems those born in the US are immune.

Agility0971, in Better stock up on this before SHTF
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*stirr untill fully evaporated

Kefass, in Georgia

Pluto is a planet

RIP_Cheems,
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But why not :(

JustMy2c, in Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin

I do not agree with your sentiment, but I will fight to defend your right to jump in the creek and eat duck weed all day.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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Will you fight me for bread?

Isakk86,

Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren’t allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care, it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it’s free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It’s like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don’t worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck!

-Mitch Hedburg

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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They’re terrible for us, don’t give us bread.

RGB3x3,

Can ducks eat burritos? It would be a shame if they can’t eat burritos.

JustMy2c,

Anything is better as the disgusting excuse for bread that subway serves.

THAT IS NOT BREAD. should be illegal in Europe…

MrSusan, in Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin

Trust me, you don’t wanna be a duck.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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Its ok i’m a man and a fan of screwdrivers (i already know this is a terrible joke, forgive me)

BustinJiber, in ern

He starts with “Bottom accent…”

CodexArcanum, in Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin

This is the notion of Heidegger’s “thrownness”, which I love as a philosophy concept for how straightforward it is. We all have this feeling that we were “thrown into” the world without choice and have to make the best of the situation we’re born into.

Obi,
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I don’t think it’s just a feeling.

Imgonnatrythis, in Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin

Pretty much sums up why Hinduism was created. As a bonus, while waiting to become a duck you can pick a cool God-buddy that is half animal.

cuerdo, in Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin

Self awareness is human, you were well into you humanning when you wanted to be a duck.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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Fighting words there

Poem_for_your_sprog, in Georgia

What’s the actual name of Georgia the country? Like how we call Turkiye Turkey, or Nippon Japan.

Zagorath,
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Fwiw the word you were looking for was “endonym”, as opposed to the exonym of Georgia.

grue,

საქართველო, apparently

andrew_bidlaw,
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Sakartvelo if romanized. There is a page about them all.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_Georgia

faceless, (edited )
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sakartwelo

MeatsOfRage, in Georgia

Ray Charles: It’s on my mind

user1234, in Seymour Cocks
Viking_Hippie,
nodimetotie, in mustard

I remember seeing this on Reddit a while ago. Doesn’t make it less fun, of course. Just saying.

Nika03,

I steal these from discord. I don’t use Reddit anymore.

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