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badbrainstorm, in Cute kitchen appliance

I think I saw this dog knocking things over and growling at children at the grocery store.

What a wonderful service animal!

Nikki, in that watermark is something a doctor would write
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please

mmazikinn,

I just used an M80 and some gauze

OpenStars, in Cute kitchen appliance
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In this economy, can’t let all that good food go to waste:-).

ininewcrow, in Nature is so bitchin'!
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Me laughing hysterically on the shore, holding my sides, barely able to keep my eyes open as the croc slowly floats closer to me

don, in Cute kitchen appliance

dog: beats goin to the groomers

esc27, in Better stock up on this before SHTF

Does it come in diet or caffeine free?

MacNCheezus,
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I hear they even make a gluten free version…

KillerTofu, (edited )

Yeah but is it vegan?

esc27,

Yes, but it is not organic.

Ziglin, in This is too relatable

Ah yes parents teaching their kids to drive at 16 and scary traffic, this can only be the US…

Serinus, in Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin

I too want to be a drunk. I think it’s something I can accomplish.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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Duck sir I said duck

Serinus,

Oh. Right. Well that’s more difficult. Maybe I’ll stay with drunk.

Kolanaki,
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If you get drunk enough, you might think you’re a duck.

Tetsuo, in Better stock up on this before SHTF

Wouldn’t that be a can with a minuscule amount of minerals in it ?

MacNCheezus,
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Depends on whether it’s spring water or distilled.

synae,
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Spring water… Now I’m imagining the old peanut brittle/spring snakes gag when opening the can.

MacNCheezus,
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ha, gottem

can,

Huh, now that you mention it I’m sure that exists.

FlihpFlorp, in Maybe not the best valentine sentiment?

Minus the heart crusher (teeny tiny design flaw just a little one) part my GF would absolutely love a trex for valentines day

ieightpi, (edited ) in Better stock up on this before SHTF

I love the old timey weathered look is a nice touch

reverendsteveii, in Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin

when one feels like a duck, one is happy…

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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And when two feel like ducks, two are happy together ❤️

RGB3x3,

QUACK QUACK!

Worx, in Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin

This is why I unironically support free and easy access to assisted suicide for everyone. There would need to be a months-long vetting procedure with professionals, but part of freedom is being able to opt out

andxz,

You get to be a duck if you commit suicide?

Worx,

As my mum always said, you don’t know if you don’t try it

don, in Better stock up on this before SHTF

It’s a novelty item, it’s available on amazon.

WarmSoda,

Is Bernard Food Industries a gag item company, or is using them part of the joke?
If you call the 1800 number on the can its actually thier number.

kautau,

It appears to be an elaborate prank company, as they have a big website detailing many offerings, but some of them are like bad photoshops and the like

bernardfoods.com/…/fruitflavoredbeveragemix5x5sug…

unreachable, in Better stock up on this before SHTF
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c629dc03-20a2-4f42-971b-8e9bb5626ab1.webm

samus12345,
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https://i0.wp.com/extrablackolives.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/cassandra-moisturize-me1.jpg?fit=327%2C287&ssl=1

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