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Potatos_are_not_friends, in This is just cruel

Back in the 90s, saying the earth was flat meant you were open to talking through hypothetical science and creating wild theories. You knew the truth, but you never wanted to break kafabe. The sheer sillyness was part of the fun.

Today, saying the earth is flat means youre a flat out moron who lacks other critical thinking skills. It’s a warning sign that you also have other troubling thoughts.

robotopera,

Flat earth was so much fun until all of them got roped into Q.

AeonFelis,
LinkOpensChest_wav,

Back in the 90s, saying the earth was flat meant you were open to talking through hypothetical science and creating wild theories. You knew the truth, but you never wanted to break kafabe. The sheer sillyness was part of the fun.

See, this is what I thought we were doing back then too, but I’ve got a different hypothesis. I believe many of the people we were talking to back then actually really did believe it. I don’t think people were any more level-headed back then than they are now – we just assumed they were joking because that’s what we were doing.

Kolanaki, in Headlines be like
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Even before I knew how common diamonds actually are and that their perceived rarity and thus price are bullshit, I wasn’t at all interested in shiny rocks. I’m not a fucking bird.

jtk,
@jtk@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Cries in Gorilla Tag

CulturedLout,

I love shiny rocks. But diamonds are boring.

starman2112, (edited ) in If only it was like that
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Fahrenheit is the best human-focused temperature scale. 0 is super cold, 100 is super hot, 50 is the line between short sleeve and long sleeve weather (assuming no wind). Anything outside these bounds, it simply isn’t worth going outside. But then everyone at a latitude <|37|° will say “that’s not that hot” and everyone at a latitude >|40|° will say “that’s not that cold,” so really it’s the best Kansas-focused temperature scale

psud,

Because weather is simple, right?

Custoslibera,

“It’s snowing so climate change can’t be real!”

Bleach7297,
@Bleach7297@lemmy.ca avatar

Look, you’re entitled to your opinion but I think it’s a bit Kansocentric.

bjorney, (edited )

“the perfect scale”

Proceeds to list completely arbitrary temperatures and link them to completely subjective opinions

I can make all the same points about celsius with the added bonus of 0 and 100 being universally applicable and objectively measured

  • 0 freezing
  • 10 cool
  • 20 room temperature
  • 30 hot
  • 40 very hot
starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah I guess I agree, 0 to 40 makes much more sense in the context of temperatures humans typically exist in than 0 to 100

Kusimulkku,

“It’s the best scale if you happen to live in the perfect conditions for it”

rob_t_firefly, (edited ) in A lesson in Input Validation
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

Somebody once told me, raw input’s gonna roll me…

BigBlackCoffee,

That’s what she said.

ReiRose,

Said the actress to the bishop

Famko, in How to keep a man

Do you keep him in prison?

Funkytom467,
@Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

The basement evidently.

NegativeLookBehind,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

In a hole you dug, while wearing someone else’s face.

Introversion,

It eats the chicken or else it gets the hose again.

vivadanang,

or a hospital… ugh

madmaurice, in NASA has some explaining to do
@madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

“Satellites block God’s ability to watch us”

The omniscient, omnipotent god is defeated by a piece of space trash? What a rip-off.

Coskii,
@Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Same God that ‘decided’ a year shouldn’t land on a whole day. Threw in that .25 for shits and giggles.

sighofannoyance,
@sighofannoyance@lemmy.world avatar

actually… .256363004 days or 6 h 9 min 9.76 s

Coskii,
@Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Such intelligent design.

DragonTypeWyvern,

If you accept the Biblical proof of God you do also have to accept that he’s a huge asshole.

afraid_of_zombies,

Why does God need a LOS?

Imgonnatrythis, in Strange cameraman

Strange? You can’t give people that kind of telephoto power and expect perfect behavior.

justlookingfordragon, in Chairs for the lazy
@justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine being cleaning staff in that office. You accidentally drop something during your night shift. All the chairs start driving themselves across the room at 4 AM while you’re completely alone in the building.

“Heart attack” would be an understatement for the reaction I’d have.

highenergyphysics,

I’d be more annoyed at having to plug all that shit in to recharge every night since I doubt there is some complex magnetic drive system under the flooring

Natanael,

Roomba style self charging with a queue, lol

dingus,

I mean, wireless charging is a thing nowadays

lowleveldata,

wireless charging is not a thing until they make every table auto charging my phone

TheRealKuni,

wireless charging is not a thing until they make every table auto charging my phone

Shit, I must be plugging my phone in at night and not realizing it then.

BirdyBoogleBop,

If you have that little charging puck connected to a cable thing. Yes. Yes you are plugging in your phone to charge.

Unless wherever you put your phone on at night is charging it without thought, wireless charging is not a thing.

TheRealKuni,

If you have that little charging puck connected to a cable thing. Yes. Yes you are plugging in your phone to charge.

Unless wherever you put your phone on at night is charging it without thought, wireless charging is not a thing.

Except I’m literally not “plugging in” the phone. I’m placing the phone onto a vertical magnetic surface that uses induction to provide electricity to the phone without wires connecting the charger to the device. That’s wireless.

And, for what it’s worth, because of the joy of magnetic alignment it largely is “without thought.” Though not the way you mean.

Just because your definition of “wireless” somehow seems to mean “charge anywhere on any surface” doesn’t mean wireless charging isn’t a thing. It just means you define it differently.

Vyllenor,

Sounds like a weird fnaf spin off

ruben, in Plummeting interest rate
@ruben@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Best ad for genshin

HakFoo,

As a Qiqi main, I support your life decisions.

People don’t even bother to ridicule me.

JamesStallion, in I'll try to follow my very emotionally healthy idols better

Fight club is all about the terrible consequences of not opening up emotionally

ElectricMeow,

Yeah but that would require them to pay attention to the story and reflect on it so they understand the consequences. For a lot of people, they never make those connections, and anything on the screen being depicted is also being encouraged and glorified in their minds.

flicker,

Ah. The Starship Troopers problem.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Ironically also the same problem as the book.

People think Heinlein was 110% onboard with the society he was writing about, yet he wrote many other novels where the protagonists fought back against authoritarianism and/or were communist economically. Beyond this Horizon, for example. Or “If this goes on-”

Assuming one of a writer’s works displays their exact like of thinking is reductionist and infantile unless they came out at some point and specifically stated that it’s how they believed.

flicker,

I think that is exactly why that problem persists. Among a certain subset of the population, there is no need to look further. Why assume that there's a deeper message there?

Which is why it's always so frustrating when you see someone arguing that you should only be able to vote if you serve. (Yes, this really happened to me.)

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Unfortunately regardless of your political stance you most certainly acknowledge that there are dumbasses capable of voting purely on the merit that they were born here, even if they couldn’t tell you a lick about how the system works.

While I don’t know how I’d feel about my government attempting such a thing, if the service was just public sector (not exclusively the military like in the movie) and available to all regardless of ablement (as in the novel), and the only differences in rights being that you’re now able to vote and run for elected office, then I could see the merits of reducing voting to the portion of the population that served the public in some capacity.

While you can’t guarantee they’ll be better off at the end, their experience would at least inform them of the greater picture on how things are done and why. Which might increase the voting/electoral population’s ability to come up with new solutions or see the flaws they would have missed by just voting whatever they grew up with.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Funny, I thought Fight Club was about the good guys winning the war against credit card companies with the power of domestic terrorism.

topinambour_rex,
@topinambour_rex@lemmy.world avatar

Or it was good guy trying to fight modern art and ending meeting God, and realizing his mistakes.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Could’ve sworn it was a 139 minute Lynchian carousel about the dangers of insomnia and consumerism.

almar_quigley,

The book maybe but the movie definitely glorifies the violence without direct context for why it’s wrong. At least to a degree that can be easily understood by the target audience of teenage boys.

PopcornPrincess,

I loved the movie which made me read the book and then I understood the message. The book is fantastic.

hex_m_hell, (edited )

So, the director hid a swastika in one of the shadows to indicate that he thought the society was evil, among a ton of other things. He talked about it in the director’s commentary. But yeah, it’s actually super easy to miss unless you know it’s actually a warning (which, like you said, the teenage boys it’s marketed to wouldn’t understand)… Which is kind of the problem with a lot of media, like the entire genre of cyberpunk.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

He also didn’t even bother to finish the book he was making a movie about, so it’s clear how he thought the story went.

CephaloPOTUS,

I mean he had read the recently released novel and started asking around for someone to pay for him to make it into a movie. So maybe you are making a “clever” quip about how he must not have read the ending to get it that wrong but that’s not how your message sounded with that wording.

topinambour_rex,
@topinambour_rex@lemmy.world avatar

Do you mean fight club 2 ?

bdonvr, in Toilet without borders

It’s kinda cool actually, but kids exist and I don’t think kids should exist… around this.

lanolinoil,
@lanolinoil@lemmy.world avatar

Oh cool I’m going to use the small door!

Potatos_are_not_friends, (edited )

When I was 4yo I lived on the top floor of a shitty apartment with access to the roof. Roof was not gated.

Id spend so much time alone up there unsupervised until I was 7 and we moved.

I’m surprised I’m alive.

funny,

In our neighbourhood it was customary to celebrate Christmas on the open balcony of one of the high-rises. Children would climb to the highest floor and set off fireworks from the balcony. The railing was high, but the danger was still present.

arin,

U mean this shouldn’t exist around skinny people

PeterPoopshit, (edited ) in My first time playing Cities Skylines

If you make 90% the area of your city dedicated to roads leaving only 10% buildings, you can barely just get traffic under control trust me. Just like in real life.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Just be thankful they didn't include parking minimums

maynarkh,

There was a dev from there saying they wanted, but then realized cities would look like shit like that.

Go figure.

dejected_warp_core,

IMO, it should be an option if only to help illustrate how poorly it works.

sin_free_for_00_days, in Larry Bird really knew how to get under your skin

I love watching the old Bird trash talking videos. I hated him back then just because I was a Lakers fan, but I had no idea he talked so much. James Worthy said,“Larry Bird was an asshole!”

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

He was the kind of guy who would tell you exactly what he was going to do to score on you, then execute. Again and again. Can you imagine how demoralizing that’d be? This guy tells you how he’s going to beat you, and you’re powerless to stop him. You have to stand there and watch the man toss it in.

eestileib,

Etan Thomas describes an all-time sonning by Tim Duncan:

“So we’re playing the Spurs and I get the ball on the post. I inside pivot and sweep to the middle for my jump hook and he blocks it. So as we are running down the court he says to me “that was a good move but you have to get more into my body so you can either draw the foul or I can’t block it”. So I didn’t know if he was talking noise or what so just kind of looked at him confused and said ok. Then, a few plays later I did it again got more into his body and he couldn’t block it. I missed the shot and he looked at me and said much better and kept playing lol.”

sportscasting.com/tim-duncan-was-so-nice-he-taugh…

Tremble,

Is he the reason “I’m going to dunk on your ass” is a thing?

yemmly,

In a non-dunking kind of way. He wasn’t a dunker.

Slovene,

Joe DiMaggio was a dunker though.

sin_free_for_00_days,

He’s not really known for it, but at 6’10" or whatever, he didn’t have any issue dunking. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXBeOYyfsA8

GBU_28, (edited )

Dunking at that height is just putting something on a high shelf lol

yemmly,

I didn’t mean that he couldn’t, just that he was more focused on shooting.

Tremble,

On nba jams Larry bird could kill on the three pointers lol

sangriaferret,

Somebody else can pull out the statistics but in my mind Bird was the best three point shooter that ever was.

Iampossiblyatwork,
stockRot,

Link not working

Bighappee,

I believe Worthy is also quoted as saying, “Jordan will make you look slow, Bird will make you look stupid.”

ted, in RIP Brenda

Where’s the source that this is AI? It’s very clever which makes me think it’s human, e.g. collected dust.

gedaliyah,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

It is a human written parody. I don’t remember who, but I’ve seen it before and someone posted the original book. Pretty funny though!

gedaliyah,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar
Rai, (edited )

I wanna read that whole book. He’s a great writer.

Taleya, (edited ) in Gilbert's gripe

Now imagine it’s gilbert gottfried screeching ‘say my name baby’ at you

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Do you imagine him as Iago from Aladdin or the Aflac Duck when he's saying that?

tacosanonymous,

¿Porque no los dos?

Taleya,

More his reading of 50 shades of grey

Decoy321,
einlander,

Or Jack Frost from the PBS Noddy live action.

synae,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

… yes?

Daqu,

That’s hot. Me so horny.

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