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ThatFembyWho, in Should this be in unethical life pro tips

Honestly. I think that’s what many of the nutjob protestors and “commentators” do. Why work a real job when you can be paid by suckers to jetset around the country/world spouting controversial views.

winterayars,

That’s basically what Fred Phelps and crew did.

kylie_kraft, in Skittles: Just Do It

wherever you found this shit, put it back

Stamets,
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I have been laughing at this comment for the past 8 minutes

fadingembers,
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Good this shit is fire

runswithjedi, in 🦄🐋🥓🕛
zakobjoa,
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By god is that AI created?

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

By the power of Grayskull

runswithjedi,

Yep, I used Copilot. The prompt was something like

two angry people holding signs. One sign says “ZJh ZJh ZJh ZJh” and the other sign says “JhZ JhZ JhZ JhZ”

Pyroglyph,
@Pyroglyph@lemmy.world avatar

I’m really surprised it managed to keep the order of the letters mostly correct

runswithjedi,

Lettering has gotten way better. It takes a few tries, but I can get full sentences most of the time and short phrases fairly reliably.

zakobjoa,
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Apart from the letters and the signs going through their brains you almost couldn’t tell.

Asudox,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

AI no longer messes up text?

runswithjedi,

It definitely messes it up and is very inconsistent. It’s getting better though.

dasgoat, in Air quality in there isn't too good

Imagine this shit coming up when the streets outside flood or something

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Fun!

jaybone,

Pretty sure this does not meet code.

dasgoat,

Doesn’t matter, they’ll sublet it to some poor student and call it ‘close to the city centre’ because the king’'s shit floats through those pipes.

archonet, (edited ) in You can only pick one

Amazon, 100%. Bezos doesn’t get any money out of me, and Amazon has fucking everything. Sure, the quality varies sometimes, but who cares if you end up with a dud item when you can just try another listing for free? I’d order shit on the daily just for the fun of it, maybe start an unboxing channel even.

Zoboomafoo,

Amazon doesn’t even have the “no reselling” rule that Honey does

Zaphod,

You could also just order something super expensive for free and just resell it

Name,

Do they sell food?

QuinceDaPence,

Yeah they bought some food company

WarmSoda,

Yup. Whole Foods.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Yes but they also sell food online on their website (obviously only packaged and durable foods, nothing fresh).

WarmSoda,

That is correct, yes.

Spiralvortexisalie,

They have Amazon Fresh, Groceries on Amazon, and Whole Foods, as various options for fresh food ordered and delivered online. Many areas have same/next day delivery (free with prime+order min), I have noticed there is a difference in overlap between service areas with Whole Foods usually having biggest delivery radius/availability. us.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeI…

andthenthreemore,

Yeah Morrisons, but you have to be a prime member.

Valmond,

Pray they don’t stop …

archonet,
Korne127, in Especially with a real one!
@Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

I… don’t
Has that word ever really meant that?!

rockSlayer,

You’re telling me you’ve never pegged with your friends?

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Gen-X here. My friends and I just said “ride the pegs” or “suicide ride”.

oyfrog,

Related to suicide ride, but I’m a millennial: I had a childhood friend who rode down a hill on the pegs once. He thought the best solution for slowing down mid-hill was to jump off.

ynthrepic,
@ynthrepic@lemmy.world avatar

To shreds you say?

Raiderkev,

Was it a nice funeral at least?

Itsamelemmy,

Isn’t suicide without the pegs? Just barely gripping on to the wheel bolts. Or on the handlebars?

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Suicide was the front, pegs or not. At least for us.

HootinNHollerin, (edited )

We called it pumping, which now that I think about it isn’t much better

Th4tGuyII, in Shitty deal
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You can only hope these were cleaned after their last use

FinishingDutch,
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Can these ever really be clean enough for you to knowingly touch one? Nah.

Th4tGuyII,
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Especially that first one - I'm scared to think that someone can even accomodate that up there

FinishingDutch,
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I’ve been on the internet since 1995. I know what can fit up there with the average human. But yeah, I don’t think that’s the one you start with.

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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Glass jar man is forever etched into memory

v81,

Do not search for this.

Glass is glass, and glass breaks.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

You can search for an explanation of it but I’d never recommend actually watching the thing.

0x4E4F,
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The rectum can stretch a lot. So, yes, that can fit in a butthole.

And you can boil them if you wanna reuse them, they’re usually just silicon, doesn’t melt at 100C.

Kase,

When I was a kid I had a friend who would go around saying you can fit a raccoon in your butthole. I’ve never forgotten it, but I’ve also never worked up the nerve to find out if that’s true (for clarity, I mean via internet search, not via experimentation). It haunts me (⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠)

0x4E4F,
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Don’t look for it, I can tell you that, in theory, yes it can (and I really do mean theory, I haven’t googled for something like that as well 😂).

Sigh_Bafanada,

Two, even

chemicalwonka, in That's certainly one way to smooth things out...
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Zeppo, in That's... the inside of a red bell pepper though
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I truly hate those ‘unusual fruit or vegetable or body part’ ads. It’s as bad as browsing fuckin /b.

registrert, (edited )
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Are you kidding, “Woman or potato? (73% of people got it wrong)” is legendary!

Edit: I found it, tell me this isn’t pure art. https://lemmy.sambands.net/pictrs/image/b87e5771-b0ad-4fa2-8f0d-f48ce6f0f5cb.jpeg

Zeppo,
@Zeppo@sh.itjust.works avatar

Damn, they have you on the list for good ones!

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass, in Choose A or B
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

B is preferable mainly because the prospect of always being hard seems horrible.

superduperenigma,

Having to contact my doctor every 3 hours sounds exhausting.

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

I’d probably chop it off tbh

LEONHART, in Be safe out there, Atlanta.

Oh, don’t mind him. He’s just going door to door, asking people to join his religion.

Jenova’s Witness.

Brickhead92,

You magnificent bastard!

aeronmelon, in Be safe out there, Atlanta.

Why do I hear the best boss music ever?

Xtremis77,

Sephiroth!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, (edited )
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wasted_in_time,

It always takes me forever to play these links. I’m on mobile, using boost app, and have Firefox as my default.

Kage520,

Didn’t work for me at all with sync and firefox

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, me too, but fuck youtube.

SplashJackson, (edited )

Ding dong eat more cheese

Ring the bell, touch your knees

Sephiroth!!!

RIP_Cheems,
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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, (edited )

What? I don’t hear any Spanish guitar.

asexualchangeling, in Funny how it became bathroom use and imaginary things drag queens do...

I genuinely wish they had properly in forced lockdown for around 6 months, maybe then more of my friends who had covid would be alive

soggy_kitty, (edited )

Where I live in the UK lockdown seemed to be optional. I went out for my daily exercise and noticed little to no difference in car and foot traffic.

Sad really

VaultBoyNewVegas,

You should watch or check up on the inquiry. It was a complete shit show. All the senior people in the government all blaming someone else and Alexander DePfifel Johnson (Big dog) gives evidence tomorrow or later in the week and he’ll get ripped apart.

ILikeBoobies,
psud,

When we could watch graphs of country and region rates, the UK was showing good results from lockdown, then skyrocketing rates during the lockdown holidays

cRazi_man, in I don't know how to title this

Many women think this is what men do in the toilet.

BluJay320,
@BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

As someone with a penis, I can confirm this is exactly what we do in the toilet

Norgur,

I stopped doing it. Was too difficult to get up. God I'm old.

LillyPip,

One of my first jobs was cleaning toilets in a bowling alley and I’m pretty sure this is what women do in the toilet. Anything to avoid touching that seat.

I’m a woman and I’ve never understood it.

cRazi_man,

Yes I’ve heard of this “hovering” phenomenon. Curious.

rockerface, in Underappreciated humour

My favourite gotta be Jimothy

superduperenigma,

Jimothy Jonathan and his freaky fast delivery

Kerrigor,
@Kerrigor@kbin.social avatar

I prefer Bimothy. Bim for short.

not_woody_shaw,

Bim comes. Ben comes. Bim brings Ben broom. Ben brings Bim broom.

redeco,

Jimothy, Jimberly, and Dillup are some of my go-to's

TheSanSabaSongbird,

Also Jonald or Dougery.

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown,

I like Tederick, and Billomena

PochoHipster,

Timberly

Zoidsberg,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

I call a manager at work “Jimothy.” He does not find it amusing.

numlok,

We’ve named the two squirrels in our backyard Jimothy and Jeromathy.

TheSanSabaSongbird,

I know a pair of brothers named James and Timothy and Jimothy is of course their collective name. Always has been. How could it not be?Also Jimmy and Timmy.

AeroLemming,

Raaaaaaames Jaaaaaaaaynor

“Friends let friends kill civilians.”

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