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originaltnavn, in 1 imitation whipped cream tub with a side of pie, please.

I’ve never been overseas myself, but this post sent me down a weird rabbit hole. Do I really understand correctly, that pre-made whipped cream is a thing over there? How does it even keep?

ryathal,

Cool whip is the margarine of the whipped cream world.

asterfield,

It doesn’t rot because it’s not real food

MotoAsh,

You’re not missing much. Even spray can whipped cream tastes like whipped cream, and as everyone says, coolwhip doesn’t.

It’s like shitty can frosting vs good fondant. You can just look and see you’re not getting the good stuff let alone with a tasting.

BleatingZombie,

It’s similar, but not exactly comparable with whipped cream. It’s not abnormal to hear people offer pumpkin pie with whipped cream, cool whip, or ice cream

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

I visited a friend in Massachusetts a few years ago, and we made pumkin pie. Just because I was curious, I bought cool whip.

It’s not whipped cream, nor is it really similar to it. It’s essentially made similar to how you’d make mayonnaise, but instead of being savoury/sour it’s sweet. It’s also aerated so it’s not as dense. But yeah, it’s basically aerated dessert mayonnaise.

TheOneWithTheHair,
@TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world avatar

Freeze it, thaw it, slap it on pie. When you have enough, freeze it for the next time.

Cool Whip Original is made of water, hydrogenated vegetable oil (including coconut and palm kernel oils), high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, skimmed milk, light cream (less than 2%), sodium caseinate, natural and artificial flavor, xanthan and guar gums, polysorbate 60, sorbitan monostearate, sodium polyphosphate, and beta carotene (as a colouring).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Whip

banneryear1868,

It’s basically fat sugar and stabilizers yumm

originaltnavn,

Thanks, it’s good with a reality check from time to time :)

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

I don’t get it, how are Americans on TV so rail thin. Don’t the fat majority get upset by that?

misophist,

I love cool whip. It’s magical! But I typically only have it two or three times a year in desserts when we have large family gatherings (every Thanksgiving and occasionally Christmas or Easter).

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Not all of us are obese, and the obesity epidemic has more to do with daily overconsumption of calories from things like soda and other sugared beverages than it does with eating cool whip on your pumpkin pie once a year

surewhynotlem,

No, they worship it. It’s American Idol, not American Kinda Like.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s pretty good frozen too. Sort of like ice cream.

the_seven_sins, in A good deal of IT work, too
@the_seven_sins@feddit.de avatar

But what do you do if you have to fix ‘the internet’?!

TheOneWithTheHair,
@TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world avatar
Honytawk,

You search for it on your phone over mobile internet.

Or climb the Elizabeth tower to see if the little red led is still blinking.

Aurenkin, in Turn it up some.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

moistclump, in This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special

This scene HAUNTED ME for my childhood. Almost as much as the bilbo baggins scene.

wason,

What movie is this?

Elon_Moschus,

Indiana Jones III

FurtiveFugitive,

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

While it is the second Indiana Jones film, it is a prequel and thus set chronologically before the events of the original “Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark.”

AceFuzzLord, in hmm rock

Intrusive thoughts like that must be human nature. I doubt there is a single person who has never had a single thought about something like that.

Sabre363, (edited ) in Turn it up some.

WHAT DID HE SAY?

nevemsenki,

… TO ISENGARD!

sharkfucker420, in Turn it up some.
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Anyone else notice their tinnitus get significantly worse after taking a large hit of weed

LetKCater2U,

Absolutely! I always say I feel it in my ears first.

Napain, in Radiolysisposting

that and landlords

kratoz29, in A good deal of IT work, too
@kratoz29@lemm.ee avatar

Too bad Google search sucks now.

dylanTheDeveloper, in A good deal of IT work, too
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

My GP has a tab open just for googling medical stuff

Drz, in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.

If the help desk thinks your question is stupid they will set you on fire

VitabytesDev, in It's like everyday

This is so relatable.

antidote101,

Try moving your pillow aside, laying flat on your back and looking straight up at your phone for a while. Sometimes that’ll unblock them.

skulkbane, in This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special

Last Christmas I gave you my heart, and the very next day you burnt it away. This year to save me from fear, I’ll give it to someone special.

RGB3x3, in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.

His knees are lit, to.

altima_neo, in 1 imitation whipped cream tub with a side of pie, please.
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Cool whips definitely not whipped cream. More like frosting.

Mr_Blott,

The vast majority of people don’t even know what it is, just that Stewey Griffin pronounced it funny

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