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FlyingSquid, in Romance ain't dead
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Oh for god’s sake. I said:

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I WISH I COULD BUILD A GIANT MAZE IN A PARKING GARAGE OR PERHAPS AN ABANDONED FACTORY AND PUT YOU IN IT AND WATCH YOU SOLVE VARIOUS PUZZLES IN ORDER TO RECEIVE PEANUTS AND SEEDS!

Pharmacokinetics,
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said GladOS calmly…

MightyGalhupo,

Man I’m glad that that’s true. Could you imagine if it was a lie? Anyways have some cake.

PixeIOrange,

WHAT?

FlyingSquid,
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Oh never mind, have this box of chocolates.

MajesticSloth,
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Damn, I’m missing out if that is all someone has to do to get a box of chocolates.

OtakuAltair,

…What?

FlyingSquid, in Amazing!
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I once had a window break while I was opening it and severely slice my arm. My friend with a baby used a diaper to keep pressure on the wound until we got to the ER.

So this could possibly work. You might try it next time you can get your hands on a toddler.

erev,
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so you’re telling me we can use babies to fight rising sea levels???

FlyingSquid,
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I’m saying it’s worth a try.

Everythingispenguins,

Yeah enough of them and they should make a decent sea wall

FlyingSquid, in Same.
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I don’t know… it does look like my parents… but they’re definitely not fighting. Eep.

LifeInMultipleChoice, (edited ) in There can be many dangers lurking in Africa

The third is always the scariest.

unreachable,
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final boss moment

0x4E4F, in There can be many dangers lurking in Africa

Are we on a duck roll now 😂?

FlyingSquid,
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That, sir, madam or other, is a goose.

ninekeysdown, in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.
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enthusiastic double gonorrhea… mongo is appalled

LinkOpensChest_wav, in I don't work on leap years

I can’t believe 9gag is still up and running

Slow, in 1 imitation whipped cream tub with a side of pie, please.

Two servings please! 😋

Omgarm, in I don't work on leap years

Ah nice, a modern classic meme.

miss_brainfart, in There can be many dangers lurking in Africa
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Now that is a genre of photography I need to see more of

sverit, in OK, so it wasn't Windows 10, but...
Xttweaponttx,

Can’t unsee that! 😂

Kiwi_fella, in OK, so it wasn't Windows 10, but...

I’ll be there at New Years. One of my favourite places to be. It’s remote, beautiful, you can see seals playing in the surf or resting in that cave. I’m just a dumb ass for moving to a country literally on the other side of the world, so it’s far-king expensive for me to get there now.

Rekonok, in OK, so it wasn't Windows 10, but...
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Neve8028,

This meme will now be my desktop image.

obinice, in 13 years later and I still feel the same.
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That guy’s weirdly obsessed with what other people do on social media. Doesn’t he know nobody’s making him browse other people’s profiles and read their conversations?

Pregnenolone, in I don't work on leap years

Dat boi is the only good meme. There, I said it

Thranduil,

I prefer 60s spiderman

lanolinoil,
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ORLY?

mosiacmango,

O shit waddup

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