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BoxerDevil, in he kitty

Do you also have 20 other cats to cut him down when he inevitably turns in to a tyrant?

CaptnKarisma,

yeah get another cat named Brutus, lets see if history repeats itself

Jumuta, (edited ) in Quick, someone inform Alex Jones. AI is turning the frogs gay!

GenAI post 🤮

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Generic AI hating comment 🥱

CobblerScholar, in are you sure?

Confidence in yourself takes work. Confident people are confident because they loved themselves first and you take care of those you love

Kedly,

Sure real confidence does, but fake confidence is a good step on that path, and is better than none at all

starchylemming,

nah you start by faking it and being ironically confident until you trick yourself and it becomes second nature. replace self deprecating humor with god complex humor until you believeeeee

CobblerScholar,

I mean, 6 of one. If you feel better and aren’t a total dick to everyone I think that’s a win

Caboose12000,

yikes

SomethingBurger,

Confident people are confident because they are handsome, therefore their advances work more often than not, leading to more confidence.

Confidence is not what makes someone attractive, it’s the other way around.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

True confidence is the assurance that who you are is good enough, not that you’re perfect and need no improvement, but that if you’re doing your best to respect other people that you deserve the same.

If your “confidence” changes based on how others treat you, then it’s not truly self-esteem but rather pride and ego.

LEONHART, in Your mom coming home after having brunch at the pancake house

You know who else looks like a pig on a flatbed truck?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Lizzo?

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Cheezus Christ

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

…you called?

SnokenKeekaGuard, in The cumming will continue until the spankings stop.
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I hope this was a post that made sense with the intended attached image and not just a threat

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh this is a threat. I don’t post meme pictures in shitpost communities. I post solid gold text.

tubaruco,

what about the gold? i see none

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Those with eyes to see…

match, in Blue Fluid !!!
@match@pawb.social avatar

the cops are silly and harmless, let them into your home :3

MaoZedongers,

Free $10 starbucks giftcard every 5 warrantless searches

XTornado,

Do they sent it to the widow by mail or they have to pick it up?

Bgugi,

Don’t worry, they’ll throw it in your neighbor’s crib

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t have to let them in.

MataVatnik, in Target acquired
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/cdebd838-092d-4c11-9c58-9eeab8d4c63e.jpeg

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

5 right, very long, tightens.

MataVatnik,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

3 left over crest, caution, narrow unseen hairpin

jelloeater85,
@jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

They fly, no fools… 🏎️

EtherWhack,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

Strider is a black hawk pilot

jewbacca117,

One does not simply drive into Morder

Slovene,

You’re breaking the car Samir!

Peter1986C, (edited )
@Peter1986C@lemmings.world avatar

That is a reference to this video, which I had almost forgotten about (but you awakened my memory of).

mack7400,

I can’t rally the ring, Mr. Frodo…but I can rally you!

jaybone,

One does not simply Mitsubishi four door

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

It may be a short story but boy is it a movie I wanna see

PerogiBoi, in Oh, we're doing Baldwin shitposts?
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

This is the weirdest tv remote I’ve ever seen.

not_that_guy05,

It identifies as a mag.

Neon,

don’t know why you’re being downvoted, it made me go ‘heh’ :)

DragonTypeWyvern,

knowyourmeme.com/…/conservatives-have-one-joke

Neon,

Huh, guess i don’t hang out enough in conservative corners, because i thought it was pretty original

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Lucky you.

Neon,

Nothing to do with luck.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Funny, there’s usually a pretty fair number of conservatives that live under rocks.

Neon, (edited )

Do i hear a slight undertone of passive-aggression and accusation?

Maybe you should stop being addicted to twitter and facebook as well, it really helps your mental health.

Maybe then you’ll also stop being passive aggressive against random people you just met.

not_that_guy05,

And I ain’t even conservative. I guess only conservatives can make jokes.

Ilovethebomb,

I’m genuinely amazed you haven’t heard this one before.

Neon,

Yeah, i don’t really hang out on traditionla social media. And on Reddit/Lemmy it’s not really on memes subs.

The only reason i saw this Post is because Lemmy defaults to “all” instead of “subscribed”

Ilovethebomb,

Fair enough.

theyoyomaster,

If you use it to control the TV the only thing it can do is turn it off permanently.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Less reliably with today’s LED TVs. They don’t have the same satisfying “pop” that old CRTs did.

TwentySeven,

(maybe)

theyoyomaster,

I bought it to store my reloading fuckups so we’ll see.

TheSluttyMelon, in Are ya winning, son?

Too real

yamanii,
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

username checks out.

TheSluttyMelon,

https://lemmynsfw.com/pictrs/image/c81ff633-6e7e-45a7-9984-9e7822d9512c.webp

cypherpunks, in Please clap
@cypherpunks@lemmy.ml avatar

this meme using the verb found instead of reached is mildlyinfuriating

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

No refunds.

empireOfLove2, in Chicken soup
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Cock

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well, at least you’re honest 🤷.

Hotdogman,

Wait, I think they ate it. Bobbitt style.

wheeldawg,

Well, at least they’re honest.

guiguinofake, in The superior music player

What the fuck picard manoeuver how the hell do you have 2k posts and 3k comments

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

I uh… might post to Lemmy a little bit.

awwwyissss, in Mark Zuckerberg has been diagnosed with a serious medical condition

You got my hopes up until I realized it’s a joke

aarRJaay,
@aarRJaay@lemmy.world avatar

Ligma is a SERIOUS condition, it’s nothing to joke about

s_s, in Chicken soup

Babka

Shou,

Dunno what it is, but that sounds like a name.

Stalinwolf, (edited ) in Last year I found a Y shaped turd
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

This is bringing back memories of not only finding the same thing, but also of the turd that I found in my front flower box one February that was full of cables.

I present that turd to you now.

SpraynardKruger,

The forbidden noodles

lars,

Jesus Christ beurk. And is that an undigested pill.

lars,

…and an adjacent chicken wing

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