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EvokerKing, in I'm monster pilled, hbu

Monster energy dropped Mercedes AMG petronas team for McLaren this year btw.

sherlockholmez,

I think they still personally sponsor LH, though.

ook_the_librarian, in Last year I found a Y shaped turd
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

I believe this caused when two dogs poop “lady and the tramp” style.

lars,

a2a

Thcdenton, in It's just a prank bro

Got an MRI on tuesday. I was already nervous about it 😆

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Just remember to look out for fire and good luck!

cactusupyourbutt,

as long as you dont have any metals or buttplugs in you there is absolutely nothing that can go wrong with the test itself

hoping you get positive results my friend

Thcdenton,

Positive?! 🤣

cactusupyourbutt,

positive as in good results lol

groupofcrows,

“Positive” for who? The parasites, cancer cell civilisation, the organ donation industry?..

anarchrist, in 🤢...

While we’re at it…do people really put their dildos and pocket pussies in the dishwasher?

linearchaos,
@linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

Some things cost so much that regardless of what’s on the label,hand wash only is the only reasonable answer.

anarchrist,

That’s the other thing: my hands touch cock/vag and I’m fine with using my hands to wash my hands

pupbiru,

absolutely

SpaceNoodle,

Top rack only

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I wash them in the toilet 🤷.

Meron35,

Yes, but do make sure the material they’re made of won’t melt or deform in the high heat of a dishwasher

Sibbo, in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen

Warms the whole workshop within ten minutes? More like burns down the whole workshop within ten minutes.

ralakus,

At least everyone inside will be warm for the rest of their lives

not_again,

Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day.

Set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

ininewcrow, in It's just a prank bro
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Don’t worry, after this scan, we’ll be able to see what’s wrong with your bones.

not_again,

Dammit. Beat me to it

nieceandtows,

Oof ouch owie

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

My bones

ReplicantBatty, in You wanted to

Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up

juja,

Why’d you leave the keys upon the table

TxzK,

Here you go, create another fable, you wanted to

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Why’d you leave the kids under the table?

OpenStars, in 🤢...
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Ew… like, all alone, with nothing else in the dishwasher at all, and a rinse cycle in-between that and other things that you plan to eat off of?

Even then, it seems inefficient to me. Also, why would those even need to be cleaned - do you plan on eating off of those?!? They get “cleaned” well enough by going into the toilet - no need for more?

linearchaos,
@linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

I’m surprised the market isn’t absolutely filled with UV toilet brush cleaners.

ricecake,

Usually I clean the toilet with soap and the brush, and then occasionally clean the brush by cleaning the toilet like normal, flushing, and putting a stronger antimicrobial (looks like bleach but isn’t, since they don’t sell it as much anymore due to the danger it has around the house) on the brush and then rinsing it in the toilet and flushing again.

Mostly I don’t want it to stink. It’s bad if anyone has cause to notice the toilet brush tucked almost behind the toilet. Same for the plunger.

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Meeh, I do clean them from time to time. They do become very dirty after a while and it shows since they’re white. Not really often, like once a year, but still.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Great! But uh… the more distance between them and things I eat off of, imho, the better! :-P

Just like Skibidi Toilet, simply b/c you can do something, does not mean that you should.

Delphia,

You take that shit back right now or Ill wash your mouth out with an uncleaned toilet brush!

Skibidi Toilet is fucking brilliant for what it is. Its like an abstract arthouse scifi film made with free tools. It somehow made me laugh, cheer and feel creeped out. Ive seen worse content made by serious movie studios. Its amazing to watch the whole.thing and see the creators skills come along throughout.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Oh, I forgot the /s. The joke was too good to pass up.

I did watch every single episode. It was… well, it existed, and that is something that I can say about it! :-P

Also, it is highly creative, that is another:-).

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Great! But uh… the more distance between them and things I eat off of, imho, the better! :-P

Of course, I don’t clean them in the dishwasher, lol 😂.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

How do you clean them? I’m not sure how I’d even do it.

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

You take the bowl in which it resides, you clean that with… whatever, soap, shampoo, dishwashing liquid. Use a dish sponge from the rough side, gets the best results 👍. Then, you fill that up with some hot water and pour some soap/shampoo/dishwashing liquid in that and start stirring that with the toilet brush, just grinding it in there. You do that for about a minute, it should be shiny as new.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Thanks. I’ve never thought of doing this. My brush is disgusting lol

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Glad I could help 👍 😊.

iesou, in I'm monster pilled, hbu

youtu.be/RPKus1FuV-o?si=8KH_pHhtDE8uaqrH

Red Bull also releases these offensive weird ads that play during sports events.

RIPandTERROR,
@RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Don’t see how that’s offensive. It’s actually a pretty clever commercial referencing the portrait “Venus”

Igloojoe, in Blue Fluid !!!

Cops are so fucking dumb. The cap is still on the bottle!

Kusimulkku,

Uhm ackshually the fluid transfers through osmosis. RTFM!

Stalinwolf, in are you sure?
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

I love seeing how this crusty bastard devolves over time. I don’t know that anyone can make him look any worse at this point.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

There was an even worse version but it was pretty gory like actually fucking horrible

farfarawaay,

This version gives me Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark with the OG illustrations that were deemed “too scary” for children

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

his eyes are still pretty decent

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Wojack Rickety Cricket

surewhynotlem, in Blue Fluid !!!

“we had a driver who didn’t immediately stop yesterday… He’s dead now… But also let’s put up a cute meme!”

TopRamenBinLaden,

Don’t ignore the blue fluid or we will turn you into red fluid.

Cold_Brew_Enema,

DAE ACAB?!?!

funkless_eck,

unironically yes.

BigBananaDealer,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

then where is that brave soldiers upvotes? must be a bunch of bootlickers downvoting someone saying ACAB

Kusimulkku,

Oh shit they killed the driver and made a meme??

smeg, in Jeezy Creezy like a heezy reezy

I looked up what hotrail meant and I still don’t get it

Ghyste,

The person who wrote that was also on meth.

TheRealLinga,

Lol “always hotrail responsibly.” Never thought the word responsible could be used for anything meth-related!

tourist,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

I think OP’s trying to imply jesus rose from the dead to do an obscene amount of meth

LinkOpensChest_wav, in are you sure?
UraniumBlazer,

Lol this is hilarious!!!

LinkOpensChest_wav,

That whole movie is an absolute gem

midori, in Last year I found a Y shaped turd

Literal shit post.

GombeenSysadmin,

Now this is shitposting!

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