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awwwyissss, in I'm monster pilled, hbu

But doctor, why am I having all these health problems!?

trashgirlfriend,

No worries, just have another can of delicious Monster Energy Pipeline Punch UwU

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boatsnhos931, in Reblog if youre american

Is they/them talking to a penis or a person? WTF is a reblog??

Reddfugee42,

Grandpa get off my computer

boatsnhos931,

Ok ok but first you help me with this Google machine and tictac youngsta

Karmanj, in Chicken soup

5 guys

dabster291,
@dabster291@lemmy.zip avatar

oh boy, I sure hope this is referring to the popular fast food restaurant and not cannibalism!

rmuk,

Why do you got to be like that? He could have just come out of a really hardcore gay club.

Or, if he’s a she, a really hardcore not-gay club.

DavLemmyHav, in Chicken soup

2 whole pots of nutella

rmuk,

Microwaved? As a little treat?

distantsounds, in Slay Bans 😭
FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If you were to tell me you suspected Gwyneth Paltrow of being a serial killer, I wouldn’t automatically say you were wrong…

Thcdenton, in idk how to title this
Socsa,

Yes, burn Andrew Tate to death

excitingburp, in Reblog if youre american

Mine was at 16 because my foreskin stopped growing. I honestly would have preferred to have it done at birth before I could remember the pain (like my brothers).

Maggoty,

Okay, but that’s not a good reason to make it standard practice.

TokenBoomer,

Well, my anecdotal experience says otherwise. /s

excitingburp,

Did I say it was?

The point is that there are exceptions and it’s not always “mutilation.”

Maggoty,

Okay? I don’t think anyone was arguing against medically necessary stuff

orrk,

an amputation, even for medical reasons, is a mutilation

Agent641, (edited )

I never learned to roll back my foreskin when I was a wee lad and so once when I was 8 it got infected and I had to apply ointment to it and keep gradually peeling it back from its swollen and cemented position like trying to squeeze a tennis ball out of a tight gym sock. it hurt to pee for a week. Still, Im glad to have my foreskin.

alienanimals, in Dinesh has some explaining to do

Dinesh was following instructions sent to him by Gilfoyle

LifeInMultipleChoice, (edited )

Came to the comments looking for a reference to Jared in that self driving car and getting sailed out into the ocean. I’ll take it

XTornado, (edited )

Oh man… They really had good and memorable gags. I mean it had to end at some point but sometimes I wish we had more Silicon Valley, or an spinoff even if it’s not that good…

In part Mythic Quest filled part of that itch for me but yeah not the same.

DigitalTraveler42, (edited ) in Community note pointing out fake news once again 🫡

We should spread new elon death rumors and make what happened more and more embarrassing with each telling.

Edit: I love all of these already, lol

CaptKoala,

Elon goes for a Sunday drive in his Space-Tesla, forgets oxygen.

pancakes,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

I vote for him pissing his pants, slipping in a pool of his own piss, and then falling and smashing his head against that sink he was carrying in that picture back when he bought Twitter.

Imgonnatrythis, in 🤢...

Bottom shelf usually gets a more aggressive wash. I think these are better suited for bottom shelf.

lamabop,

But then where would u shit?

AFKBRBChocolate,

Closer to the heat element though, so a lot of plastics are top rack only

jaybone,

Yeah toilet brushes really should specify which dishwasher rack they are safe for.

blanketswithsmallpox, in The opposite of a stork.

For those who took too long like myself since I thought it was some kind of linguistics wordplay…

It’s just implying that the eagle is doing abortions with a coathanger. So rather than giving babies, it takes fetuses.

XTornado,

Yeah, honestly I didn’t identify the coat hanger initially I thought it was some kind of branch.

cashews_best_nut,

I’ve got a cousin who was born after a failed hangar abortion. Was born with all sorts of fucked up brain issues.

joel1974, in Last year I found a Y shaped turd

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  • INHALE_VEGETABLES,

    It didn’t come true :(

    jabathekek, in I'm monster pilled, hbu
    @jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Water pilled tbh

    squid_slime,
    @squid_slime@lemmy.world avatar

    Yep

    troyunrau, in Last year I found a Y shaped turd
    @troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

    Y tho

    Kyrgizion,

    More like… “How??”

    ryannathans,

    Two shits laid on top of each other fused

    RestrictedAccount, in This is what my wife calls me after the incident.

    I think they need A New Start

    Viking_Hippie, (edited )

    One of my favorite moments of the entire show is when Lucille calls Tobias Anus Tart and the narrator points out that she didn’t know about the vanity plates 😂

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