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sxan, in It's just a prank bro
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Sauce? I want to know the back story here.

einlander,

The title Google gives me is: Martyrium des hl. Veit (Vorderseite); Christus vor Kaiphas (Rückseite)

Bakkoda,

An alternate universe where a zombie rose from the grave after 3 days and the sensible thing was done to the body.

sxan, (edited )
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Noooo! If Return of the Living Dead taught us anything, it’s that you don’t burn the bodies!

x4740N, in Are ya winning, son?
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

That’s your daughter now

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

She’s wonderful

godzillabacter, in This is what my wife calls me after the incident.

I’d be honored to be Mr. Shadowheart

tourist,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t check Baldur’s Gate communities until a few months after it came out, but I love how everyone casually just calls her Shart. Everyone instinctively knows what it means. No questions necessary. No objections.

NigelFrobisher, in Community note pointing out fake news once again 🫡

Let’s pour one out in memory of our favourite frogfaced overfiend.

hungryphrog,

Don’t insult frogs like that!

Kolanaki, in idk how to title this
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I don’t think any of those girls have the lack of self respect that would lead them to sleeping with Andrew Tate.

JackRiddle,

They can fix him tho…

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

If “fix him” means tearing out his scrotum then I’m all for it!

Crackhappy, in Dinesh has some explaining to do
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

You must listen to me Samir.

Ghyste,

You are breaking the car!

Justas, in Chicken soup
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

Biscuit

It’s a great name.

coffeebiscuit,

Thank you.

frostysauce, in And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩

Anyone else wondering why she has buttholes in her hands?

PinkyCoyote,
@PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz avatar

To poop obviously?

sukhmel, (edited ) in Chicken soup

Kefir
A surprisingly fitting name

HUMAN_TRASH,

Idk what it means but I like it

alekwithak, in Ketchup alignment

That’s funny because I’m a CG on other charts as well.

Also hilarious you couldn’t find a picture of ketchup soaked fries but you could find a picture of ketchup in a hand?

XTornado, (edited )

Plus man… you can generate the image with AI now days… That’s said my attempts didn’t quite get me the level of soakness or covering I wanted. This is probably the best I think, if you imagine there are fries under the ketchup and not a ketchup bowl with fries placed on the borders:

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/83593d38-1e8b-45a9-8408-41dd13860d3c.jpeg

runswithjedi, in Your mom coming home after having brunch at the pancake house
MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Nice kek

TBH I haven’t seen him in a long time and I kinda miss him; would be nice to catch up.

You are so thoughtful 🥲

Varyk, in And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩
SatansMaggotyCumFart,

But that ‘no one:’ makes the joke.

Varyk,

I don’t see how

Sombyr,

It’s a weird gen Z thing. The original point of the “no one” meme was to make jokes about people responding to things nobody has ever said. Subverting the punchline is a way to increase humor because it’s not expected. Misusing the meme phrase entirely sets you up to think the meme is going in a direction you’re familiar with only to be a completely different meme, thus increasing the humor. However the “no one” meme has been used this way so often that misusing it became the default use of it instead. Now the humor from it comes from the opposite, in that it’s basically a universal buildup that works for any joke. More or less it’s a beat phrase that sets up a brief moment of suspense for the punchline, similar to how comics will have dialogueless beat panels to increase the humor of the punchline.

Gen Z grew up with this kind of humor, which is why they think it’s so much funnier than older people do. Equally, gen alpha will likely have completely different humor gen Z doesn’t understand.

Varyk, (edited )

I understand that it’s somehow being used incorrectly, but I’m not sure I understand that a correct usage of it would be.

Isx the joke here supposed to be “nobody has ever said girl’s hands are cold”?

Because that’s a common trope in TV shows, novels, regular conversation.

If the joke is that girl’s hands are cold, why would you need “no one”, and if the joke is that nobody would talk about girls hands being cold, then clearly that’s incorrect.

I appreciate the long explanation, I just do not understand it yet and I’ve received so many different explanations of what “no one” is supposed to mean without getting any closer to what the joke is.

And I completely agree that whatever the original meaning was is essentially lost in people just put the phrase “no one” in front of any image pretending it is a setup to a joke that it is not.

That’s why I crop these images, because there doesn’t seem to be anything semantically or comedically gained from “no one”.

It’s like putting a hat on a hat.

Sombyr, (edited )

Put simply it isn’t a joke. It’s evolved to the point where it basically means “prepare yourself, a joke’s coming.”

It’s just a meme that got so overused that it doesn’t mean anything anymore.

Think of it like how 90% of knock knock jokes don’t need the setup of answering the door, it’s just a familiar setup. Why is a banana knocking on the door? Why does there need to be a door in the setup of interrupting cow? That’s what “no one” means to younger people. It’s a familiar way to set up the joke.

Edit: I forgot to mention, correct usage would be something like:

Nobody:
Me: A trillion lions could totally defeat the sun.

The joke being nobody asked, nobody cares, and I said it anyway.

Varyk,

Okay, thank you for the explanation, I think I understand the structure now.

It’s a non-sequitir with an extra step, and despite the setup only making sense preceding non-sequitirs, the setup is used constantly with things people commonly talk about, are obviously popular or easy to get.

I think the knock knock setup makes sense because it very clearly sets the audience in a framework, encouraging you to inquire about the situation that you interrupt by subverting expectations via a punchline.

The no one line seems more like gilding a lily, a hat on a hat, superfluous.

It doesn’t add much to a joke or non-sequitur, it’s just pointing out that this thing from left field is from left field, while of course if the statement was from left field then you wouldn’t need to explain that it was from left field.

Weird.

I understand it better now, and I appreciate your explanation, but I’ll keep cropping these as I see them.

The no one line feels too much like a kindergartener rubbing their hands together like “I have a joke for you! My joke is a statement!”

Sombyr,

Feel free. The whole “no one” thing has gotten a bit annoying for me too, since the initial memes of it showed up well into my adulthood, well past when my sense of humor had already developed and mostly solidified. I suppose we’re all becoming old people shaking our fist at those darn kids we can’t understand. It’s just good to keep in mind they grew up in a different world with different jokes and games, so their humor is always gonna seem a little weird.

I prefer to embrace it and just use the memes even more wrong to make them cringe. I think that’s hilarious.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

That’s because it’s not ‘how’ it’s ’no one:’.

Varyk,

You being less funny doesn’t make that phrase funnier

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

No one:

This person being mean:

Varyk,

No one:

Caring

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

See?

Now you’re understanding!

Varyk,

Your revelation might just be relative to your general understanding

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You’ve got to dumb that down about 87% for me to understand.

Varyk,

Stop playing, there’s no way you understand percentages

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

A baseless personal attack!

This is getting fun, do it again Varyk.

Varyk,

I didn’t know that would hit so close to home.

I’m glad you find this fun.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I don’t know what hits home because you still haven’t dumbed it down so I can understand, buddy.

Varyk,

No worries, nobody expected you to

SatansMaggotyCumFart,
Varyk,

yuriy,

if we wanna be semantic, it does make it funnier by comparison to this new, absolute-funny-zero

Varyk,

Really?

I’m not asking this facetiously, can you explain how?

I find the cropped version funnier.

yuriy,

we’re talking about the wording of a randy’s comment at this point, not the actual post lol

Varyk,

Haha oh a hundred percent I’m just blahblahing now that I found out what it’s supposed to mean.

Dozzi92,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

I know you were being sarcastic.

chicken, in 🤢...

The water sprays from the bottom so I think it would not matter whether they are on the top rack

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It might even be worse, depending on the dishwasher’s design.

RoverRacecar, in Chicken soup

Brick

SirHery,

ಠ_ಠ

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Mmm, crunchy.

Brekky, in Chicken soup

Split pea

dabster291,
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