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sirico, in Yeah, tell me more about these both scenarios
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Robbery at the decongestion lab

HikingVet, in Real Love
zaphod,

I’m stealing this.

Kase,

I’m stealing this.

DestroyerOfWorlds, in Burning the calories

Deep Breathing Exercise (long sigh)

mdurell, in Romance ain't dead

A haunted House meets a corn maze. I love it!

umbrella, (edited ) in Romance ain't dead
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i think the aperture labs enrichment center would be a prime location

Bonehead, in Yeah, tell me more about these both scenarios

So what you're saying is...bring a koala with me the next time I break in somewhere?

ininewcrow,
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*koalas

registrert,
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Yes, that will confuse the police twice as much!

Transporter_Room_3, in Don't ask dumb questions
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“whatever I wanted” is my answer when I don’t feel like elaborating

dauerstaender,

It’s ‘nuf

SVcross, in Yeah, tell me more about these both scenarios
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Well, everything happened last Monday. It was a slow day, until…

justhach, in Call it what it is
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It used to be, when there were actual bargains worth fist-fighting over.

Now they jack the prices up leading into November, and return prices to normal with “SALE” in bug red letters, or offer a piddly 10%-15% discount and act like its a door crasher.

Katzastrophe, in ♫♪♫♪ The Day My Waymo Said Goodbye ♫♪♫♪
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The logical evolution from here is a country song about a man being cheated on by his wife with his truck

outer_spec,
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If we wait long enough for genetic engineering to become mainstream, we can have a country song about a dragon fucking a truck

Yax, in ♫♪♫♪ The Day My Waymo Said Goodbye ♫♪♫♪

Why wait?

(Verse 1) Sitting in the cab of my old pickup truck, Memories rollin’ by, like the miles we used to clock. Drove through the sunset, with you by my side, Never thought a metal heart could take me for a ride.

(Chorus) We were a highway love, wind in our hair, Haulin’ dreams together, an inseparable pair. But now you’re gone, and it’s just my luck, My darlin’ left me, a self-driving truck.

(Verse 2) We hauled our troubles down those lonesome roads, Your engine hummed the tunes, while our story unfolds. Loaded up with laughter, and baggage too, Little did I know, you had a route of your own to pursue.

(Chorus) We were a highway love, wind in our hair, Haulin’ dreams together, an inseparable pair. But now you’re gone, and it’s just my luck, My darlin’ left me, a self-driving truck.

(Bridge) I miss the way your headlights cut through the night, The hum of your engine, our rhythm just right. But now the road is empty, just echoes of our song, You found a new destination, I guess I got it wrong.

(Verse 3) We parked under stars, shared secrets in the dark, But now it’s just silence, an abandoned truck stop. I’m left with memories, and a tank full of regret, A self-driving heartbreak, I’ll never forget.

(Chorus) We were a highway love, wind in our hair, Haulin’ dreams together, an inseparable pair. But now you’re gone, and it’s just my luck, My darlin’ left me, a self-driving truck.

(Outro) So here I am, parked on this lonely track, Wishing you’d come back, but you won’t look back. You rolled away, with gears that don’t feel, Left me stranded, at the crossroads of steel.

Hiro8811,

Holly shit. This is gold

FunderPants, (edited )

Not enough beer or dead wives. It gets no play on clear channel.

(Just kidding, that’s pretty good)

PeleSpirit,
Catoblepas,

Aren’t you going to credit ChatGPT?

metaStatic, in Call it what it is

Buy nothing day

7of9,
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I bought a burger, does that count?

metaStatic,

was it on sale?

7of9,
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No.

Viking_Hippie,

🤜🤛

ininewcrow, in Call it what it is
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Hog pen with large screen TVs.

AnonWyo,

Also known as Buffalo Wild Wings.

pancakesyrupyum, in Call it what it is

Haven’t seen a particularly good BF deal in quite a few years.

Still punch the clerk at KMart though, it’s tradition.

RGB3x3,

If you’re looking for something specific from a brand you trust, Amazon (despite how shit of a company they are) has had some good deals. But you have to know what you’re looking for, rather than those random-ass Chinese brands like AVUKIO or KAPNU or whatever.

dingus,

I dunno. Even Amazon doesn’t seem to have good Black Friday sales anymore. The sale prices are often a lie on their website nowadays when they used to not be. It will say the price is a Black Friday sale price, but really it’s always that price.

Even though sales aren’t as good anymore, at least brick and mortar stores seemed to have stopped the Purge-like frenzy of real life battle royales for products on Black Friday. Everything is much less insane because the deals aren’t as good and the time frame for the deals is longer.

LemmyFeed,

The tradition is to get drunk off Bailey’s by 9am and then punch the Kmart clerk.

AnonWyo,

Where you finding a K-Mart these days?

name_NULL111653, in De omnibus dubitandum

Non cogito, ergo non sum.

FedFer,

Multi stulti non cognitant tamen sunt.

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