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ininewcrow, in Russian roulette brownies
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Lol … they all have laxatives

match,
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“all” is a type of “some”

Enkers, (edited )

True, but “none” is not, so it would make the other statement false.

WetBeardHairs,

maybe some have both?

prayer,

There was originally one pot brownie, but the owner took that first.

RegalPotoo,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

Or none of them have either - they are just normal brownies, but tell people they’ve got laxatives or pot on them and see what happens

Godnroc,

Of course it’s none, people would assume if they didn’t shit themselves they got a pot brownie and will act stoned despite the lack of weed.

bruhduh,
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Brown note

random_character_a, in Get to work, crackheads
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In Finland we steal dynamite from construction sites and do some sudden nightly dismantling. No crackheads needed.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

What about vodka, is that needed?

Viking_Hippie,

Not always needed but always appreciated.

Kusimulkku, (edited )

It does amaze me how many people I’ve met who have a vicious hatred towards speed cameras. Especially interesting e: in a country where people have so much respect for the police.

teamevil,

We don’t like the idea a private company is enforcing laws not for safety but for profit. Especially when things like shortening of yellow light time and cameras that don’t properly report speed. It’s horseshit.

Kusimulkku,

A private company?

teamevil,

It’s not the local government putting them up, it’s a private company who is in charge and keeps at least half the revenue. Plus when their location is known and they get less effective the same company will try other things like altering yellow light time length to keep profits up.

Kusimulkku,

Do you have a link explaining this? I searched for “poliisi valvontakamera” and “poliisi nopeuskamera asennus” and didn’t find stuff about who puts them up and whatnot or about the income sharing. I have read articles about how they’re a nice source of income for the state but no mention of the companies involved.

TheFriar,

They’re talking about in the US.

Kusimulkku, (edited )

It seems everyone who replied to me was talking about the US haha, while I was talking about Finland

MNByChoice, (edited )

In the USA, many or most speed cameras are owned and operated not by the local police or city, but by a private company that keeps some percent of the fines they give out.

They are contracted by the city, country, or other authority. They are not randomly placed or operated without permission.

Kusimulkku,

I was talking about Finns in Finland complaining about speed cameras.

Corkyskog,
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Yeah. Even in the US many municipalities outsource almost the entire ticketing process to the company selling the cameras, and the company collects a (usually outsized) percentage of the fees. So the company has the incentive to use whatever shady tactics to increase ticketing infraction events. This could be by changing the camera angle slightly to falsely get plates from yellow throughers or sometimes they change light timing itself to increase ticketing events…

Kusimulkku,

I was talking about Finns in Finland complaining about speed cameras.

Corkyskog,
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I would just assumed because they are using the same Swedish company (Sensys Gatso) that does profit sharing agreements with municipalities in the US, that the agreement is the same.

I can’t seem to find the finnish contract award details, so I can’t confirm that they are. I am thinking now, that their might be a chance that they aren’t, given how extreme finnish traffic violation costs can be (% of salary).

LinkOpensChest_wav,

% of salary

If you’re going to issue fines for speeding, this is the most just way to do it though.

We’ll never do that in the US because we hate the poor.

mob,

The minimum cost of a speeding ticket in Finland is €125 which is closer to an average American speeding ticket, not the minimum.

LinkOpensChest_wav, (edited )

So what’s the point? How does this not make it more equitable to adjust it by income from there? That’s still extremely more equitable than our wildly unjust system that’s only designed to punish the poor.

Edit: Also, that’s totally wrong. If I convert euros to USD, then that’s ~$135, which is way less than an average speeding ticket in the US. Last one I had was more than $200, and that was in 2010. You’re wrong.

mob, (edited )

Weirdly confrontational?

auto.howstuffworks.com/…/cost-of-speeding-ticket.…

Average ticket is 150 in America, which is pretty close to 135.

So a speeding ticket in Finland likely wouldn’t benefit poor people, but it would hurt rich people more.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I’m in the lower income bracket, and I haven’t had one that low since the 90s. That figure must be skewed by places like Nowhereville where the police are so corrupt that they issue $10 tickets to family members or something, because $150 is not a realistic figure for most people. I bet if we looked into that, we’d find some really creative methodology.

$150? Ain’t no way…

mob, (edited )

Or you are admittedly a repeat offender, which would likely also increase your fines in Finland.

Heres NY, which I can imagine we agree isnt Nowhereville.

trafficsafety.ny.gov/penalties-speeding

Minimum fine for up to 10mph over is 45$. 90$ for 10-30mph over. 30+mph over is a minimum of 180$

Kusimulkku,

It’s only % of salary (day fines) for more severe offenses, in this case for really speeding. Normal speeding tickets are just a set sum.

Here’s a pic showing the amounts. It has the speed limit, how much over the limit you were and how much you end up paying as a fine. Bottom one is “regardless of the limit” and “over 20 km/h”, so whenever you go over by over 20 km/h, you pay “day fines”.

speeding ticket prices

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I agree it would be more just if it were all based on income, but even this:

It’s only % of salary (day fines) for more severe offenses, in this case for really speeding

…is far more just than here in the US where income is never considered.

So my statement is still accurate. I’m not sure what point you’re trying to make here. Perhaps you can explain?

Kusimulkku,

Friend, I’m just trying to be helpful and note that it’s not all speeding tickets.

What’s up with people online thinking everything is an argument lol

LinkOpensChest_wav,

The real problem is that people want to argue technicalities that deflect from the main point. For people who aren’t paying attention, they might come across this and think, “Oh, well I guess the US system isn’t so unjust after all.”

The Finnish system is probably inequitable, too! But it’s objectively not as inequitable as the US system, at least not where traffic fines are concerned. There’s nuance.

Kusimulkku,

I was just noting that it’s not all (or most) traffic fines, since it’s a common misconception. That is all.

Kusimulkku, (edited )

It seems like a fairly risky assumption to make just from you having it work like that in the US.

As a side note, that % thing (day fines) don’t cover all speeding tickets, since they’re considered so minor. It’s the bigger offenses (of speed limits and in general) that are covered. So it actually covers other stuff too, not just speeding.

Here’s a pic showing the amounts. It has the speed limit, how much over the limit you were and how much you end up paying as a fine. Bottom one is “regardless of the limit” and “over 20 km/h”, so whenever you go over by over 20 km/h, you pay “day fines”.

speeding ticket prices

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Capitalism caused a problem?

Kusimulkku,

I don’t think we have that problem in Finland and we are a capitalist country.

anarchy79,
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You can at least pretend you are.

Kusimulkku,

What do you mean?

anarchy79,
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Us Nords are socialist enough to keep a tight leash on capitalism. Less and less of course, but capitalism doesn’t define us, the way it defines basically the rest of the world.

Kusimulkku,

But we are all capitalist countries still, that’s what I mean.

anarchy79,
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Capitalism wreaks a different amount of havoc on societies depending on any number of variables, mostly those which have to do with controlling capitalism.

Kusimulkku,

Yes that’s what I was saying

anarchy79,
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I don’t think you were. But I can’t be bothered going back to check because I’m too drunk right now.

Kusimulkku,

Maybe read the whole chain while you’re sober

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck yourself.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JYJhWIwGUw

Kalkaline,

Dey took 'r jobs

hemko,

Wait we have respect for the police in Finland?

Kusimulkku,

Are you genuinely asking? Because we absolutely have respect for the police, it’s literally the most highly respected job.

www.is.fi/suomi100/art-2000005208545.html

hemko,

Oh wow, that’s quite a surprise to me. Doesn’t really reflect to what I learned growing up and in adulthood

copymyjalopy, in Chicken soup

Sigh…Pussy.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Where is my little Pussy, come here Puss, don’t be shy 🥰.

swab148, in Reblog if youre american
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So glad that didn’t happen to me.

Zetta,

Me too, were the lucky ones

swab148,
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Mine only stayed uncut because there was a protest going on outside the hospital where I was born, where dudes were demanding their foreskins back lol

badbrainstorm, in 🤢...

My mother used to recycle her douche bottles, throw it in with the regular dishes, and make her own. Guess who always had to wash the dishes…

GrammatonCleric,
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Some lucky therapist is gonna pay off their house because of you

0x4E4F,
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Your mom didn’t really think things through, did she…

STRIKINGdebate2, in We aren't gonna like this one..
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Lol. I can’t stand Taylor Swift at all. She literally makes the blandest pop music imaginable for generic women with no personality. I’ll take björk any day over Taylor swift

WhiteOakBayou,

That’s an apple and oranges comparison. I don’t think Taylor swift is aspiring to be bjorkin any way

Imgonnatrythis,

I dunno. It’s bland but anything that appeals to a mass pop audience has to be a little. At least there is some talent. There is so much worse out there in the pop mainstream. I can easily just ignore this, but it’s hard for me not to feel like music itself is betrayed somehow when I hear something like Katy Perry or Pitbull

duplexsystem, in Chicken soup

Goldfish

ButWhatDoesItAllMean,

Took me a second to realize you meant the crackers 😂

BoxerDevil, in It’s lonely up at the top.

Is there a r/bertsprips here on lemmy?

Kidplayer_666,

There is

BoxerDevil,

Spank you very much

Kidplayer_666,

bertstrips@feddit.de

iiGxC,
LinkOpensChest_wav, in We aren't gonna like this one..

I don’t agree with your take because of how it seems to imply “reverse sexism,” which is odd. If anything, it’s harder to be a woman.

But I do know celebrity culture is weird, and you’ll never talk sense into people who worship a particular celebrity. You’ve got to think of them as meth addicts or something – you can’t just antagonize them because they’ll lash out or shut down.

Riderzz,

Nothing about sex. More to do with how billionaire accepted and others aren’t bc of their political takes.

So i can say left-wing stuff and claim to be a socialist while take actions that prob go against that.

Thats the issue. Virtue signalling. Then i can also claim to be this while build a ton-load of wealth and convince everyone to stay poor.

superduperenigma,

Nothing about sex.

Your post explicitly says Lemmy users would react as pictured because they only hate male billionaires.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I don’t know what to tell you. See my comment about celebrity worship.

My personal heroes are all family and neighbors. I don’t worship no celebrities.

PeterPoopshit, (edited ) in The spankings will continue until the cumming stops. AMA

What are you going to do if people refuse to stop cumming? I’m even rubbing one out to this post just for good measure.

sentient_loom,
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Then I’m never going to stop spanking.

andy_wijaya_med, in Real Love
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Fun fact every food we eat died for us.

CaptnNMorgan,

Lab grown meat is a thing now

quindraco,

A thing which dies for your meal. What they grow in the lab is living tissue, a mass of living cells.

MBM,

Except for like, fruits, seeds, eggs, dairy etc.

BirdyBoogleBop,

Only eggs haven’t died for us. Fruits and seeds definitely died for us too. Cheese is complicated.

nicetomeetyouIMVEGAN,

Animals died to get eggs and cheese. Also the animals that are giving milk and eggs will die when they reach a certain age. Also I wouldn’t consider being in a cage 24/7, never seeing the sun, a “life” exactly.

BirdyBoogleBop,

Sure but the eggs haven’t died for us. They aren’t fertilised either so have no chance of becoming a chicken

nicetomeetyouIMVEGAN,

That’s like saying you don’t mind buying blood diamonds because diamonds are just a rock. Of course they contributed to death, but in essence they are just a shiny rock.

BirdyBoogleBop, (edited )

No, it’s like me saying diamonds are minerals.

You are thinking too hard. I never alluded to eating eggs or cheese being ethical or not. Cheese is complicated because of the bacteria that makes it, not because it came from an animal.

nicetomeetyouIMVEGAN,

Ah I see, things dying for us is completely free of ethics. Silly me thinking too hard.

Moshpirit,
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You may want to watch this video by Earthling Ed

MBM,

Oh I guess my comment does look like a vegetarian shopping list. My point was that even though many vegetables ‘die’ for us, there are things you can harvest without killing the plant/animal. Not as a moral stance, I doubt anyone cares more about carrots dying than cows and chickens suffering.

GreatBlueHeron, in Restaurant order preferences in Africa

I’m kinda ashamed to admit I didn’t know Togo existed. Thank you for promoting me to virtually cruise around west Africa a bit and very slightly improve my geography knowledge.

TimewornTraveler,

good on ya! there’s a lot of geopolitically important countries there. Nigeria is hugely up and coming.

MacNCheezus,
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I hope you’re Ghana have a good time

Empricorn,

Chad response.

ummthatguy, in I prefer it lightly braised...
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Akasazh,
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The other white meat!

jaschen, in Piers Morgan gets owned

Please tell the world about how awesome communist rule is while in a free democracy. Please let those starving people in those concentration camps in China know how good they have it.

Please go on. Enlightened us.

UnrepententProcrastinator,

Nice talking points 👍👍👍

deaf_fish,

Well, it’s not a fair argument but non-communist countries have starved a lot more people to death than Communist countries ever had, but something tells me you’re not really here to learn anything or that you care for fair arguments.

Tom_Hanx_Hail_Satan,

Communism doesn’t automatically mean authoritianism. And you think China isn’t capitalist? Enlighten yourself bozo.

Mango,

China really isn’t. They gotta jump through some wild hoops to do business over there. Apparently the way they exchange value between companies is via some share of inventory for sales or whatever. It’s complicated AF, so I don’t know how to explain it.

Tom_Hanx_Hail_Satan,

Julan Du and Chenggang Xu analyzed the Chinese model in a 2005 paper to assess whether it represents a type of market socialism or capitalism. They concluded that China’s contemporary economic system represents a form of capitalism rather than market socialism because: (1) financial markets exist which permit private share ownership—a feature absent in the economic literature on market socialism; and (2) state profits are retained by enterprises rather than being distributed among the population in a social dividend or similar scheme, which are central features in most models of market socialism. Du and Xu concluded that China is not a market socialist economy, but an unstable form of capitalism.[18]

That’s from a Wikipedia. I’m not going to pretend to have a strong grasp on it but it’s state owned enterprises that function, essentially, as private (separate from government). That combined with production for profit > production for use makes it way more in the capitalist spectrum compared to Marxists ideology. Especially considering their human rights record.

Mango,

That’s fair enough I guess. They’re trying really hard to not be capitalism though. 🤣

Crowfiend,

They really aren’t. Try being more attentive to the world.

cashews_best_nut,

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  • gaifux,

    Lol yes, abolishment of private property and government ownership of the means of production doesn’t automatically mean authoritarianism. How could I forget? To control a government best thing is to give them more power, gotcha. Thanks for clueing me into your logic steel trap dawg

    Tom_Hanx_Hail_Satan, (edited )

    My authoritarianism comment was in refrence to the “free democracy” comment, homie. Sorry if you need those things spoonfed to you. And state ownership doesn’t automatically mean public ownership. China is a real world example of that. Thanks for clueing me into your idiocy, dipshit.

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  • gaifux,

    Oof. I know it’s hard to get educated but it’s worth the effort. I recommend starting with a good encyclopedia. Unless those are simply far right dog whistles in your brain

    bl_r,

    Communism, political and economic doctrine that aims to replace private property and a profit-based economy with public ownership and communal control of at least the major means of production (e.g., mines, mills, and factories) and the natural resources of a society.

    (Encyclopedia Brittanica)

    So I looked it up on an online encyclopedia and it looks like communism is public ownership, not government ownership.

    I’m not a communist so I might be missing a detail here or there, but this really doesn’t seem like it says anything about state ownership, especially considering the fact that a shorthand definition for communism that my communist friends love saying is “A stateless, classless, moneyless society where goods are distributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need”

    Since it seems like you are certain about communism being authoritarian, here is an excerpt from the same encyclopedia (under the dropdown for “what is communism”)

    However, over the years others have made contributions—or corruptions, depending on one’s perspective—to Marxist thought. Perhaps the most influential changes were proposed by Soviet leader Vladimir Lenin, who notably supported authoritarianism.

    I know many communists love to tie Lenin into communism, but it looks like this encyclopedia indicates that some people think differently about this!

    If only getting educated was as easy as a fucking google search, and was almost no effort, instead of speaking out of your ass on something you don’t understand and blind opposition of prevented you from starting with a good ol’ encyclopedia.

    Mango,

    You think that a commune can’t have voting? Well that says enough about your level of understanding. Would you really like some light on the definitions of words, or do you think you’re just bringing some slam dunk “haha commies bad” you learned from your grandpa?

    yesman, (edited ) in Alec Baldwin charged for shooting;

    The US film industry has been operating for over a hundred years, routinely works with firearms, and yet only 3 people have died in firearms accidents that whole time.

    I’m saying this for all the gun safety “experts”. I don’t care if you’re military, law enforcement, or a private gun owner, your embarrassing yourself by lecturing Hollywood on gun safety.

    HappyRedditRefugee,

    I mean, tbf, you do not need live ammo to make a film… The other examples do need -want for the private case- so I do not think is comparable.

    kksgandhi,

    I imagine live ammo would have been removed years ago if there were truly no need for it, so I imagine there’s some reason it’s good to have.

    zalgotext,

    They use blanks so they don’t have to pay a special effects person to edit in gunfire sound effects and muzzle flash

    DragonTypeWyvern,

    Generally speaking people like to see practical, aka “real,” effects.

    Maggoty,

    And yet. They clearly failed that day. To have that great a safety record before the failure really begs the question doesn’t it?

    Godric,

    Sir / madam, this is a shitpost, not a lecture on gun safety

    wildginger,

    Shitpost about human deaths, deal with the lectures on human deaths in the comments.

    Dont like it? Shitpost about puppies. No one lectures puppies.

    rickyrigatoni,

    yeah we do if the puppy is a bad breed like pug or chihuahua

    wildginger,

    Try telling the puppy that

    rickyrigatoni,

    i tell every puppy they’re bad until they cry

    nixcamic,

    This is Lemmy, you will receive a lecture.

    HUMAN_TRASH,

    If they practiced proper firearm safety there wouldn’t have been real bullets in a gun that’s supposed to be loaded with blanks, no?

    Shard,

    If they had practiced actually firearm safety on the movie set, the guns would have been blank guns incapable of firing live ammunition.

    In fact they’d should have had no guns capable of firing live ammunition on set.

    All they should have had were blank firing guns and disabled firearms (e.g. firing pin removed)

    Warl0k3, (edited )

    Wasnt it a barrel obstruction that was then shot out when he fired a blank with it? Checking to ensure it’s blanks in your magazine/chamber is fine, checking a weapon from a site armorer for barrel obstruction isn’t a routine thing to check. I certainly don’t check my guns for obstruction except when Im cleaning / taking out of storage / have reason to believe there might be one because of ex: a misfire.

    If this was live ammo then so many people fucked up. No site I have ever heard of allows live ammo to be present at all. Most studio lots dont allow live ammo, and several in hollywood require security to use custom marked handguns that prominently say they have live rounds in them. Ive been told a few even have fully custom magwells for site security guards / lot cops so you cant swap the magazines around. The paranoia around gun safety in hollywood is nuts. It’s fucking incredible how many people had to fuck up to cause this.

    psud, (edited )

    They had live ammo and live shooting non-disabled guns. The crew were using them on the incident day to shoot cans, and this was the armorer’s first second film job

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