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originalucifer, in Burgers
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i definitely prefer my burgers healed

qooqie,

Wouldn’t that be necromancy? Cows coming back to life and shit

Igloojoe,

Depends how far you take it. Healing would first mean uncooking… to get back to raw meat.

MacNCheezus,
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I’m not sure what to tell you, but they’re not only already dead, but also shredded into pieces.

originalucifer,
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ya need that surface area for flavor!

bobs_monkey,

The power of bacon compels you

OpenStars,
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Take my angry upvote you monster!:-P

UnfortunateShort, in Here as well

By now, Arch and Rust fans have probably corrected this 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

autokludge,
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Linux Symposium Statistics - Sock Length

Winged_Hussar, (edited ) in Hell yeah
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The_Picard_Maneuver,
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What a steal!

WindowsEnjoyer,

Gotta make a linkedin post too! Gotta tell how we double prices and there are no competitors!!1!1!!!1!!

ObviouslyNotBanana, in it always interesting when multi billion dollar company's costing system is a 63 tab excel 97 spreadsheet at it's core...
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SVcross,
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They said inappropriate.

PugJesus, in Further study is needed
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What's 'offline'?

lugal,

I know it neither. Does someone have a download link?

Dazed_Confused,
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YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A GIRL!

justlookingfordragon,
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A somewhat meh, forgotten comedy movie from 2016, directed by Guilherme Trindade (www.imdb.com/title/tt3556230/)

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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I don’t know, but it sounds awful.

Arelin,

It sounds off-ful

I’m sorry

TheFriar,

That’s where “egirls” are revealed to be “lo-fi-men”

SeeMinusMinus, (edited )
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Its when your internet goes out and you need to rely on the porn and pirated movies you have downloaded. If you don’t have any downloaded then you are pretty much dead.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

That’s when you tether your phone.

funkless_eck,

15-20 years ago I remember digging through my internet cache when this happened

SeeMinusMinus,
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Life can be hard. Always be ready for when this shit happens lol.

Decoy321, in Swimming safety is no joke

This rule isn’t actually necessary, it’s an old wives tale. You won’t get cramps or anything from doing so unless you’re horrifically overeating.

nodsocket,

Wrong. I have nearly died on several occasions because I didn’t wait the required 30 minutes. The second time I waited 28 minutes because I miscounted and that was all it took to earn me a trip to the ER.

Decoy321,

Ah, I see. You gotta wait 30 minutes otherwise the pirate skeleton will kill you.

llamapocalypse,

Tell that to the Lachrymose leeches!

slightperil,

Now that’s the kind of deep cut I’m here for! Watch out for exploding doorknobs too.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
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I think it’s because people would puke in the pool and they didn’t want to keep cleaning it up, so you wait 30 minutes to help prevent that.

QaspR,

Apparently the worst that can happen is (provided you are swimming vigorously) that the extreme exercise may inhibit digestion slightly.

Tylerdurdon,

I didn’t wait one time and swam in the ocean soon after. The vigorous exercise got my blood pumping and when I got back on land, I immediately began feeling severely nauseous. There was no place to go and it was a fairly crowded beach so…I quickly began digging a hole and got about a foot down before unloading my entire lunch, then burying the contents for some unwitting kid to dig up later.

Joking aside, vomiting while still swimming could have been disastrous, so I got lucky on the timing.

I think this warning is true but only applies to actual swimming, not just being in water.

MindSkipperBro12,

That’s just weakness leaving the body.

NegativeLookBehind, in We need to stop attempts to normalize grind/hustle lifestyle
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Kinda looks like poverty

0x4E4F,

And there is nothing wrong with that… as long as people are happy.

kautau,

As long as we don’t normalize that it’s either grind or poverty and minimum wage should be a living wage

0x4E4F,

Agreed 👍.

Sanyanov,

This.

Commenters, as always, went into false dichotomy.

We can absolutely live the life with same income, but without the grind. For that, we have to unionize and fight off hustle culture.

They want to make us work more for less, that’s all. And what’s gonna help it more than saying “you just a lazy shit who doesn’t work long enough, unlike N.”

Fuck them. We can afford to work less for more. It’s just that their wallets are gonna get hit this time, for real.

SCB, (edited )

We can absolutely live the life with same income, but without the grind. For that, we have to unionize and fight off hustle culture.

This has nothing to do with min wage tho. There are zero unionized workplaces that pay minimum wage.

I’m all for tying min wage to localized cost of living, and I’m extremely pro-union, but if the latter succeeds we just won’t really need the former.

Sanyanov,

We always need unions to have a watch om ways we can be exploited, preventing that behavior.

Having good policies respecting workers is, essentially, an endgame for every struggle for worker’s rights.

And yes, it is best to have laws cementing those achievements.

SpookyUnderwear,

Oh yeah tons are people are poverty stricken and overflowing with happiness :/

0x4E4F,

Wasn’t talking about living on the streets…

Prethoryn,
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Half the world with a poverty issue would probably tell you they aren’t happy.

0x4E4F, (edited )

I didn’t mean it as poor, I meant it more in the terms of not rich… or at least not rich so that you can afford a new car every time your 2 year old BMW breaks down.

For example, it’s perfectly fine to own a condo, not a house. More than 70% of the world’s population lives in condos, yet in the US it’s frowned upon, or it’s OK, but if you’re single. Basically, condos are not good for raising children. I live in a condo with my wife and son and I have no plans to move to a house whatsoever. They’re way too expensive and I’d have to work my ass off to afford the downpayment for one. I’d rather spend that time with my child or just having a conversation with my friends or relatives. Work is not everything.

smeg,

I get your sentiment (that you don’t need to we wealthy to be happy), but most definitions of “poverty” aren’t just “not rich”, they’re more “unable to afford basic means”, which there is a lot wrong with!

0x4E4F,

Can agree with that. And that is a system (social) problem, it’s not a human conditioning problem.

My point was, being rich is not good either. Ask how many rich people are happy, I mean truly happy. I bet the bunch in the image is having a better time than any rich person will ever have.

diannetea, (edited )

There is no way rich people are less happy than the average poor person bar mental health conditions, they may have stressors like a demanding job, but that is nothing compared to whether or not you’ll lose everything if you get too sick, or whether you can pay the bills because you didn’t get enough hours at one of your jobs, or if you have enough food to feed your family. Wealth gives so much more opportunity to fulfill desires and become happy.

Have you ever been actually poor? Have you ever been homeless or lived in a shelter? I can’t help but feel like your words may be that of privilege.

“Being rich is not good” is a very naive take. Being rich means less stress and more opportunities.

0x4E4F,

You’re all taking what I said to extremes… and I can understand why, there is no middle ground for a lot of things in this world, including the lower and upper middle class… you either have to be rich or be homeless.

That is essentially what’s wrong with today’s world. There is no middle anything.

SCB,

Strong disagree. Massively worse health outcomes, food insecurity, lack of opportunity for children due to worse educational opportunities, and less opportunity to be what you want to be instead of simply survive all contribute to make poverty decidedly not “fine.”

0x4E4F, (edited )

Living in a world where you have to grind in order to make a comfortable living is wrong. The picture above just depicts what most of us are lacking in today’s world. And I think everyone feels the consiquences, just can’t pinpoint the problem. The system is the problem. We’re not meant to live like this.

SCB, (edited )

The picture above is 3 beings without jobs living in a cave with handmade furniture. They’re cold and miserable, because it’s a cave.

I am quite certain you can do that without grinding. Problem is, that’s a really shitty way to live in real life. Pooh can’t event afford pants.

Subsistence farming and other extreme poverty is not a solution. It is literally the problem.

0x4E4F, (edited )

You’re taking things way too litelarly in the image. The point is, not everything revolves around money. And there is nothing wrong with hand made furniture, at least they learned a thing or two by making it. It does the job, not everything has to be new and shiny. There is nothing wrong with recycling stuff or putting old things to better/new use.

And cold/hot can’t be depected in an image (it can… to an extent), maybe they just got wet in the rain and are trying to warm themselves up with blankets and a hot tea. That is how people used to warm themselves up, I still do that on a cold day, as I said, there is nothing wrong with that. Not everyone has to have an AC or a space heater.

SCB, (edited )

Very serious question: have you ever, as an adult, lived in poverty?

Because I have, and I found absolutely nothing noble in it. There’s nothing morally superior about skipping meals so your kid can eat. It’s just sad and shitty.

0x4E4F,

I didn’t mean it like that, I meant it as in it doesn’t take much to make you happy. You don’t need to be rich to enjoy life.

doggle,

Looks like you missed the “as long as people are happy” qualifier…

meliaesc,

That bear has an armoire and a fireplace. A cozy blanket for him and all his friends, and enough tea to share. He doesn’t even have fingers! Life is grand.

I_Has_A_Hat, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Why is a bike not on this list? Fuck a vehicle that needs gas, give me some pedal powe.

Chee_Koala,

plot twist, the jeep is electric and there is a spinner-bike in the back you can use to charge it with. Only four short days of pedaling will get you 100 miles!

dirtydan,

Never understood that about the walking dead. Gasoline stops being vital after 3-6 months, so years into the apocalypse and everyone’s driving cars, and Daryl has that sweet frankenbike. What are those things running on?

AstridWipenaugh,

Gas is no longer in prime condition after 3-6 months, but is still combustible for at least a year or two. Old gas will damage your engine over time though. Most of the degradation is due to oxidization, so if the gas were in sealed cans, maybe it could last longer.

But yeah, 5+ years in and most gas is unlikely to work in an engine. You’d have to be making some kind of bio-ethanol at that point.

SonnyVabitch, in Hey, the A.I said it not me.

The actual average probably looks much more Asian, given where the largest population centres are.

JohnDClay,

What’s the data set from? It will at least be skewed towards people most posting to the social media networks scraped for training data. I wouldn’t be surprised if foreign language social media was substantially underrepresented in the data set because the programmers putting it together weren’t as familiar with it.

spacecadet, in Bad day

If she did one squat with the bar it would instantly double the size of her ass.

Kase, in This little piggy says you stay out of jail...

Next Halloween I wanna dress up as an AI-generated image

Blahaj_Blast, in Underappreciated humour
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SirSamuel, in We never see the moon's turtle though 🤔

GNU Terry Pratchett

blahsay,

Yes thankyou finally! 👍

andthenthreemore,

GNU Sir Terry

FlyingSquid, in Admit it, you have long dreamed of such hosting.
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This is perfect for hosting my favorite thumbnail!

MeatsOfRage,

50mb should be more than enough for static brochure sites and other small sites

dalekcaan,

It’s the 250 KB file size limit that would make things difficult imo

Smokeydope,
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Laughs in SDF Pubnix 27kb file size limit

Schmeckinger, (edited )

Just split the files and reassemble them client side

GrammatonCleric, in David's big break.
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He practiced his whole life for that role

bobs_monkey,

Some say he’s still practicing to this day

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