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owatnext, in Have another meme

Only to be met by this in the afterlife.

You thought I would let you escape Flavortown so easily?

Enzy,

Homelander if he was in the food business.

dylanTheDeveloper, (edited )
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Flavourlander, Ned Flavourlander

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Jagi Fieri!

MrJameGumb, in It's important to clearly define your goals
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not a stool though

ma11en,

Also anti baby steps

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

Well starting with one stool could count for many as a small step… 😇

mayonaise_met,

In Dutch a chair is a stoel, pronounced stool.

sverit,

Hello friendly neighbour, in German too: Stuhl

thefatfrog, in Double Barrel

We’ve had those already for something like 10 years

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bdbee892-d875-41ab-acde-1b78021f5aef.jpeg

auzas_1337,

Was about to comment that “divstobrene” is a thing in Latvia.

As always, ahead of the curve where it truly matters.

brbposting,
Agent641,

Reminds me of college.

CodexArcanum,

I was iffy about double-hotdog, but double corndog?! Now that’s progress!

Ohi,

Yup, count me in on that. Where do I sign up?

Iron_Lynx,

Whatever that country this is (Turkey? A Baltic state?), it’s ahead of OP by a leap.

menemen, (edited )
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

I think this might be Latvian maybe. It is not turkish.

Kusimulkku,

It does say Riga in the pic

menemen,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

Lol, I was so focused on identifying the (to me) non-standard letters, that I didn’t even try to read it.

p_cells,

Can confirm, its Latvian. They sell those on gas stations. They also had an amazing thing called wrapurger back in the day. Fantastic thing, like a burger, but wrapped in a tortilla instead of bread. Imagine a burger you can eat in your car while not making a mess. Unbelievable

AA5B,

Wait, is t a wrap just a tool to funnel all the grease down the front of your shirt in one spot?

Num10ck,

sounds like a burrito

Kusimulkku,

Riga

Iron_Lynx, (edited )

I just noticed. I’m pleased that I narrowed it down to Turkey or a Baltic state.

Yeah, Latvia is way ahead of the world in this respect. Or The States at least…

CaptnNMorgan,

That doesn’t look like the bun has the same texture as a regular hotdog bun. It looks more like a double dog panini. Plus it doesn’t have the opening for toppings

Anarki_,

The toppings go in before the hotdogs.

CaptnNMorgan,

Hot relish sounds not so great and jalapeno coins would probably turn to paste. I would love to try it with chili and cheese though

Lifebandit666,

I’d give it a go

CaptnNMorgan,

I would too, it’s probably good but I don’t think it would be better than what the meme suggests

Angry_Maple, in are you sure?
@Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works avatar

Some of it’s also probably situation based.

If you hit on every single person of the gender that you like at one gym, they’ll probably start to feel like you really just want just anyone who will say yes. They’ll probably feel like you don’t like them for them, and that you’re just trying to keep your bed warm. Most people who want relationships want to be with someone who likes them individually as a person. Try not to write “scripts” for the situation in your head too much, either. If you do, it might crash and burn the second that someone goes off of that “script”.

It’s kind of tragic how all of this has become. A relationship likely won’t fix any problems you might have with yourself, nor would it fix most of the other aspects of your life. A partner will also have their own needs and wants, and you should try to have room to provide some of that before you start dating.

Don’t listen to guys like Tate. If he really had good advice, more people from his fan base would be in a happy relationship now, no? He makes money by making you continue to watch his videos. That’s all he cares about. He’s giving you bad advice so he can keep making money off of your sadness. That’s not a bro thing to do.

Don’t follow the plot of any rom-coms. That behaviour is usually a fantastic way to get a restraining order and absolutely ruin any chances you might have had with that person.

Find the little things that make you happy. Gardening? MTG? Video games? Hockey? Drawing? MMA? Take the time to properly enjoy those things that you love with the people who are already around you. It will help build some of that confidence. Let youself be passionate about your hobbies sometimes. It’s ok, I promise.

Try not to worry too much if you mess up or if you ruin your chances with one person. There are over 8 billion people on earth, so there’s almost always someone else you can try with. NO ONE succeeds 100% of the time, and that is more than OK. That is human.

Don’t beat yourself up over not succeeding right away. Unless you are literally currently on your death bed, you still have time.

Outside of the dating stuff, be kind to youself, and try to make sure you’re taking care of yourself. Self care isn’t just fitness and healthy eating. Sometimes could be having pizza in the bath, sometimes it might be playing DnD over multiple continents, sometimes it might be watching cartoons, and sometimes it could even be something like skincare. Your happiness is important, and you should treat it as such.

As long as it doesn’t harm anyone else in the process, please do what you need to do to feel happy. Life is too short to pause your happiness for someone who hasn’t shown up yet. Life is too short to wait to improve things until you meet someone who hasn’t shown up yet.

You deserve happiness, and the sooner you acknowledge that, the better. Find happiness despite what life might throw at you. Try to find joy even in chaos, and always remember that bad feelings usually don’t last forever. You can get through these hard times.

SomethingBurger,

Try not to write “scripts” for the situation in your head too much, either.

How else do you expect me to interact with people?

Take the time to properly enjoy those things that you love with the people who are already around you.

Who?

TheDarksteel94,

If you don’t have anyone, then look for hobby groups. There’s groups out there for almost any hobby, so you can get to know people through that. Doesn’t even have to be in person, if the thought of meeting new people irl triggers your anxiety. And if you’re bad at talking to people then you need to practice, fail and learn from your mistakes.

If you have the desire to improve, you’ll manage. Just take it slow and don’t force yourself to get into very uncomfortable or new situations right away. Like, for example, big parties.

Over time, you’ll get better at improvising during conversations and you’ll get more confident. And if there’s people who try to shit on you for trying your best, don’t worry. They’re actually a lot more insecure then you’ll ever be at that point.

SomethingBurger,

There’s groups out there for almost any hobby, so you can get to know people through that.

This advice only works for normal people. I’ve been going to the weightlifting gym and the bouldering gym at least twice a week for 3 years now, and I didn’t meet anyone.

snek,
@snek@lemmy.world avatar

No one at the bouldering gym? What country/state do you live in? I’ve been to two different bouldering gyms and got the impression that it’s one place where people happily help each other or discuss techniques or challenge each other to go up walls. This, however, is my experience in northern Europe in a city where this is a somewhat common sport to play.

SomethingBurger, (edited )

South of France. The gym is often crowded and people talk to each other, just not with me.

snek,
@snek@lemmy.world avatar

Are you trying/hoping to meet someone there?

SomethingBurger,

Trying no, hoping yes.

Glemek,

Are there other bouldering gyms around, you might tey a smaller more neighborhood sized gym? Where I live there are a few, and I can’t imagine making real friends at the big crowded ones, but I’m a little over a year in and have made lots of acquaintances at my smaller gym. Only have done something outside of the gym with one person though, and it was pretty low impact, just online gaming. It does feel like progress though.

As for a “script” I basically just introduce myself after I’ve seen someone a few times regularly, (Hey, I’ve seen ypu around a bunch at the same times as me, I’m Glemek.) or if a conversation happened naturally. Which usually starts with an offer for advice on a problem they are working, or generally commiserating about a difficult problem.

My gym can be crowded but usually is pretty sparse when I am there, but I basically just try to be friendly to everyone, be an encouraging presence at the gym, and see if there are people who would make sense to be potential outside the gym friends.

TheDarksteel94,

To be fair, I wouldn’t necessarily consider the gym a place to meet people either. Most people there just do their thing and go home. 😅

If you really want to connect with people there you could ask someone to either spot you or ask them about something else related to the gym. Although I would consider that pretty advanced already. Sometimes a simple greeting whenever you’re there or some small talk is enough practice for a while. Even if it’s just the person at the reception or the person that you see there all the time. It helps.

Personally, I was forced to get good at talking to people through my job, but I used to get literal panic attacks before making phone calls. I still stutter from time to time, but only when I’m not focused (which is hard for me too lol). Also, therapy helps a lot for certain things, group therapy can be good too (also can be great for meeting new people).

I sometimes compare life in general to an Elder Scrolls game in my mind. You start out with shit stats, maybe some bonus stats. And then you have to work on each of those things to get them to a decent level so you can fend for yourself. If I achieve something difficult, I sometimes imagine myself leveling up. Sounds, pop-ups, the whole thing. 😁

Sorry for the wall of text btw, it happened so quickly lol.

BattleScarredFox,

That’s maybe the most helpful and positive thing I’ve seen on a shitpost. And honestly, I needed to hear some of that, so thank you.

Katana314,

I’ve followed this advice exactly for many years, and it lead me to a simple conclusion: These things that make me happy don’t connect in any way to relationship possibilities, and relationships will not make your life any happier. In short, dating is for chumps.

moon, in Reblog if youre american

I love when this topic comes up because people definitely don’t have a weird fixation on foreskin and totally have balanced discussions that calmly hears both sides.

slackassassin,

This mf both sidesing cutting baby dicks, smdh.

Belgdore,

Why is this a both sides thing? Circumcision is a Jewish rite that became a larger thing because of a couple mentions in the Christian New Testament. It also has some medical application for individuals with certain conditions.

Doing it to all male babies doesn’t make rational sense unless you are a specific type of religious.

mishielda1234,

While circumcision has been a Jewish tradition historically, it has come a long way since then. There are decades of medical research and studies that prove that it is a safe procedure for newborns and bring numerous benefits later in life. Please trust the science and not the religious rhetoric.

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Not a fixation on foreskins but on personal freedoms and the right to choose what happens to your own body:

Are you an adult? Cut off what ever part of your body you want to. I don’t care.

Are you an adult who wants to cut of body parts from others? No. Stop it. Let them decided themselves when they are old enough.

systemglitch,

I’m so glad it was done to me when I was a baby. 100% the proper way to do it.

moon,

If you intentionally do not recognize it as a legitimate medical procedure with lots of science backed behind it, then you’re purposefully spreading misinfo. That’s just a fact. Just like how some people in this thread are saying it reduces sexual pleasure, scientific evidence states this is not true. It’s also significantly safer and less risk when they’re a baby. These are just peer-reviewed objective facts that have been extensively tested and confirmed.

stacks.cdc.gov/view/cdc/58456/cdc_58456_DS1.pdf

lightnsfw,

That document is regarding the spread of STIs. There’s plenty of other methods to avoid those that don’t involve cutting part of your dick off.

elucubra,

Like washing?

TseseJuer,

you’re an idiot and so is anyone that agrees to circumcision for an infant.

moon,

Very level headed statement after being shown evidence

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

lol ‘evidence’

Jax,

I’ve been reading your comments, it’s amazing how someone can link an article to 37 grown men voluntarily circumcising themselves and use that as evidence towards why children would like to be circumcised.

You fucking dumb my guy.

TokenBoomer,

Or a lobbyist for big foreskin.

Sunfoil,

Haha the irony of you coming out so strongly after your original statement is gold.

moon,

Not really, I’m open to seeing any evidence as to why the CDC is factually wrong.

Sunfoil,

Don’t ask me, I think we should just cut the whole thing off.

trolololol,

Hey, as long as you own what you’re cutting I’m cool

Sunfoil,

No. All of 'em. Americans do go far enough. Everyone should walk around with little nubs.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

lol ‘facts’

Jax,

“You know, I’m really tired of having to clean my nails and trim them. I know, I should just cut my fucking fingertips off. That way I don’t have to worry about pesky things like dirt or germs living under the nails!”

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

it’s absolutely amazing. what a cockgoblin.

a_wild_mimic_appears,

ignoring bodily autonomy and the right for your OWN CHILD to choose what their penis will look like for a medical procedure that only should be used when a phimosis diagnosis has been made or when you join specific religions (and not for “so he looks like dad” or “my religions imaginary friend collects foreskins of infants”)

moon, (edited )

It’s kind of you to worry about the aesthetics of your child’s penis, which studies have shown that it improves body image and sexual satisfaction anyways. You should really leave the medical suggestions to the professionals. There’s so much anti-science in this thread going on, I’d assume that I was in a crazy 5G anti vax conspiracy bullshit forum. What is it about medical scientific evidence that makes people so upset? All I’m doing is repeating and sharing established medical studies after all, but apparently that makes people a little emotional. Kind of like vaccinations!

a_wild_mimic_appears,

this is NOT about aesthetics. this is about robbing a child of a deeply personal choice.

moon,

Suppose we should just not name children until they’re old enough to choose their own name too. We’re talking about some fuckin skin on the tip of the dick lol. Most will never even know the difference until they go see it in a health class or Google what the differences even look like.

What are the pros and cons here again? The cons of the situation is that they might end up wanting some extra skin at the tip of the dick for whatever reason. The pros is health and self confidence improvement. The pros outweigh the cons here, it’s a no brainer. It’s a simple medical procedure has been factually proven to improve health and self confidence, and it’s by far the safest to perform on a new born.

a_wild_mimic_appears,

like @CurlyMoustache said: names can be changed. and if your confidence is based on a mutilated sexual organ, then go cut yourself as much as you like, but leave others alone. don’t do something irreversible to someone without their consent.

CurlyMoustache, (edited )
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

This is the most idiotic thing I’ve ever read. They can change their name if they want to. How old they have to be is different from country to country.

Equating naming a child with cutting off stuff from their bodies is fucking stupid.

Boldizzle,
@Boldizzle@lemmy.world avatar

I had to laugh when they used naming a child as an example. What a dipshit.

a_wild_mimic_appears,

thanks for writing down what i was thinking lol

KillingTimeItself,

i dont like my given birth name, i could legally change if it i please. In fact i don’t like the concept of legal names much at all, but thats a different story.

Lets throw in some similar cases here. Ear lobes, why not just chop those off at birth? They dangle around weirdly and are places to put jewelry. Which can cause injury.

Ever heard of scarification? It’s like a tattoo, but subtractive instead of additive.

You ever heard of penile subincision? You just yeet a massive slit into the bottom of the penis, that leads into the urethra.

Why not just do those things to children upon birth?

lud,

Multilating childrens genitals for appearance is pretty fucked up.

That choice should be left to themselves and no one else. Unless absolutely necessary of course.

The supposed benefits are very very small and the majority of the world is doing absolutely fine without removing the foreskin of children.

moon,

Maybe go back and read all the text you ignored about the other benefits. Would love to see you link any established peer-reviewed studies that can back up your neanderthal level reading comprehension.

calcopiritus,

I don’t give a fuck about those “benefits” which have miniscule impact and can absolutely be achieved by means other than cutting a baby’s foreskin.

Adults can cut their dick off if they want, surely a lot of men would do it if those benefits are so impressive.

Parents should not have the freedom to mutilate their babies because they say so. Only if a doctor recommends it because of an actual disease (phimosis or whatever).

That is basic ethics. Don’t make unneeded permanent choices for a baby. If it is a decision that can easily wait until the baby is an adult, it is evil to make it for them.

lightnsfw,

That’s a study of 30 turkish dudes…

chetradley,

Honest question, did you read this study before you posted it? The sample size is 37 Turkish men who voluntarily applied for circumcision. Do you not find that sample to be extremely small? Don’t you think there would be some inherent bias when assessing the psychological effect in people who had chosen to undergo the procedure? If anything, this study reinforces that circumcision should be left to the individual to choose, rather than having the procedure done against their will as an infant.

Soggytoast,

When my son (2) was born there was decent pressure to circumcise, we were asked leading up to birth, before birth at hospital many times, and many times after.

I’m sure there’s plenty of single mothers who don’t know any better and just eventually agree. I’ve been told hospitals sell the cut off for woman’s make up stuff

Railing5132,

I don’t know where you’re from, but in the US, hospitals are strictly forbidden from doing anything with biological material post-procedure except 1) biopsy, 2) disposing it in accordance with biohazard containment practices, or 3) limited instances of release to the patient (think kidney stone).

Nobody is selling infants foeskins for makeup. That’s fucking stupid conspiracy bullshit.

TokenBoomer,

But do they charge for the procedure?

Soggytoast,

www.allohealth.care/…/do-hospitals-sell-foreskin

reddit.com/…/what_do_you_think_hospitals_do_with_…

Doesn’t seem like bullshit, however it is used for more than make up, like skin grafts and bio science. Apparently Oprah Famously said she uses a cream with foreskin in it

Railing5132,

Ah, let’s see… An SEO article from a clinic in India about the possibilities of what can be done (with absolutely zero citations), a reddit thread and the Coup de Grace, Oprah, who famously gave us “Dr.” Oz. I’m gonna go ahead and not choose to give a bunch of credibility to those sources.

mishielda1234,

Cum, I love how your replies are more than happy to pick apart your sources without providing any of their own. A casual scroll through the other comments will reveal that most people who weren’t circumcized at birth have issues with it or regret having to have the procedure done later in life.

There’s a reason the procedure is so ubiquitous for so long, the science and health research is there to prove it. Same way getting vaccines is mandatory in the US for going to school. Same way abortion would be if politicians didn’t keep getting involved in legitimate medical research. These procedures have been studied and peer reviewed for decades by experts, best leave it to them. hopkinsmedicine.org/…/greater-benefits-of-infant-…

If you want to have a real argument with myself and cum (lmao) bring your own sources and maybe other people will take you seriously.

moon,

Exactly, you get it lol. This is a funny topic because you can simply drop a fact sheet by medical professionals that all overwhelmingly agree on this topic, and then people will lose their mind. That’s why I’m only interested in looking for scientifically backed viewpoints instead of people getting so emotional. Reality disagrees with their traditions so they really hate it.

TokenBoomer, (edited )

Findings from the University of Sydney suggest that around 38% of the male population globally is circumcised.

Circumcision is the exception. I’m sure the 60% of uncircumcised men across the world live tortured lives. Source

moon,

And?

TokenBoomer,

And you’re profoundly misinformed

moon,

How is listening to the CDC being misinformed lol

TokenBoomer,

The new CDC guidelines highlight methodologically flawed studies from Africa that have no relevance to the United States. They chose to ignore studies that were conducted in the United States and show no link between circumcision and the risk of sexually transmitted diseases, including HIV (Thomas et al., 2004).

Media literacy necessitates consideration of opposing viewpoints from reputable sources. Not all “experts” agree with the CDC. Source.

moon,

Of course they don’t. Still, the CDC is very reputable and I trust them over it. It’s also ridiculous to say the CDC is misinformation.

TokenBoomer,

I didn’t say the CDC is misinformation, just that other scientists have shown the flaws in their methodology. Science. I have a healthy uncircumcised son. I would have circumcised him at birth if the science warranted it. It does not. If parents circumcise for religious reasons that’s their choice. But it must be recognized that the science used to validate this religious belief is weak.

CurlyMoustache, (edited )
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Sure. As I said: adults can cut of anything they want. Babies cannot decide for themselves. It is immoral and barbaric to cut of parts from the bodies of babies.

Condoms gives insanely more protection than a circumcised penis. The health benefits are therefore just a fart in the wind and should not be used as a an argument for cutting people without their consent. Teach healthy sex practices in schools

UnPassive,

Science is different than peer reviewed science. The STI study has some big problems (especially moral problems) - one practical problem though is the hiv test in the study isn’t accurate for some time (3 months I think) and that messes with their data and wasn’t accounted for properly (some test candidates definitely had HIV before the study). Another huge oversight was that a freshly cut man isn’t going to have sex for weeks while he heals, deceasing the chances of contracting HIV. Another sign that something is wrong is European countries that have less HIV than the USA. But even if it was guaranteed that you contact HIV 10% less often if circumcised, that’s still not even close to a good enough benefit to justify the procedure.

The “data” on why circumcision is beneficial is mostly just cut men trying to justify why they’re superior and is biased. The sensitivity being the same claims are silly. Studies done are controversial because measuring sensitivity is hard. A big red flag is reading testimants of adults who got cut - usually they say it was super painful while healing, then crazy sensitive, underwear was uncomfortable and they had trouble lasting during sex. But a couple years later and they’d lost sensitivity. Underwear feels fine, refactory period goes up. This is because of keratinization of the glans of the penis. Similar to a callous on skin tissue

the_brownie,

I think part of the problem with this discussion is that a lot of us who were circumcised without consent spend most of our early years thinking it’s normal and there is nothing to be upset about. So when people point out the practice is generally very harmful, it is upsetting. It can be hard to process at first, and I think, unfortunately, some people double down on traditional rationalizations as a defense mechanism.

That being said, I am not a fan of people referring to my genitalia as mutilated/mangled or to me as damaged. It is completely valid to be upset about having your foreskin removed without your consent, but I feel sometimes people veer a little too far in projecting their own hurt onto others. Many people live fulfilling lives with circumcised penises, and some even do it by choice, so, speaking strictly for myself, I generally am glass half-full about it.

greywolf0x1,

Yeah, I think since the practice is based on organized religion and there’s no consent when circumcised, the validity of circumcision is quite questionable.

But, medically speaking, is circumcision harmful?

That’s a genuine question and I see a lot of uncircumcised people complain about phimosis and the skin flap getting tighter and more uncomfortable as they grow older, being cut sounds better.

S_204,

But, medically speaking, is circumcision harmful?

Seems to be among the hysterical crowd who’s not actually familiar with the medical opinions on this topic. Not surprising.

Oddly, I happen to know a plastic surgeon who performs the procedure in my city, he’s apparently the go to guy for it so when given the opportunity to talk about children’s genitals I just had to take it up with him…he told me, to my surprise that the vast bulk of his patients now are recently immigrated from Africa. Wasn’t expecting that, was more just curious how much bullshit he got on a day to day basis given his specialty.

KillingTimeItself,

last i checked according to the ole reliable wikipedia, circumcision is still pretty big in other parts of the world, notably africa iirc.

Society is weird.

S_204,

It’s odd to me, and the specialist that the majority of his work now involves African people rather than the clientele he’s been working with for the past 30ish years of his practice was the point he emphasized.

KillingTimeItself,

yeah, it’s a fair observation, i just felt the need to mention that for some reason. Often times weird things have fairly simple explanations.

EndlessApollo, (edited )

It can be very very harmful, with pretty much no benefits. The claim that it helps prevent spread of sti’s is thoroughly debunked, and a person’s risk of getting penile cancer is way lower than the risk of complications from circumcision. The claim that is easier as a baby is also VERY thoroughly bullshit, on account of a baby’s foreskin is literally attached to their penis and has to be ripped away. All that pain and risk and long-term damage for basically nothing, it’s kinda fucked up that it’s still as common as it is

Dkarma,

Your entire post is simply false and outright misinformation.

Absolutely nothing you said is even remotely true.

Shame on you.

Randomgal,

Be careful not to offer too much evidence with your dramatic accusations.

Dkarma,
  1. Kids can’t consent. Parents do it for them in every aspect. This is no different. Making medical decisions for your kids is normal.
  2. You have no reason to be bitter about a legitimate pre emptive procedure to prevent smegma and potential phimosis
  3. Male circ is a safe and sometimes necessary procedure.
  4. Why cant you people be honest? You’re bitter we get it. But lying about circumcision is just stupid and doesn’t convince anyone to not do it.
  5. Everyone should Google phimosis. Anti circ ppl love to lie about there being no medical reason or excuse it away.
  6. It’s none of your business what other people do with their bodies.
  7. There is nothing harmful here at all. It’s no different than removing a skin tag. Demonizing it is laughable.
CaptnNMorgan,

Google says phimosis is fixed easily and is rare to begin with. I think being passionate on either side is silly

TokenBoomer,

Harming babies unnecessarily tends to bring out passion in some.

CaptnNMorgan,

I’m circumcised and happy about it because of conversations I’ve had various women about dicks in general and my dick in particular with a few of them. That being said if I ever have a son, he won’t be circumcised. Unless his mom is Jewish I guess. But I don’t understand the anger around the subject at all.

TokenBoomer,

I’m circumcised, my son is not. If it is your religion, have at it. But forcing religious traditions onto those that don’t have a say is problematic. It’s getting better, but it’s still pushed in hospitals unnecessarily.

22decembre,

It’s good you’re able to talk sanely about it.

But I don’t understand the anger around the subject at all.

It’s simply a subject of personal autonomy and body integrity.

Imagine being a grown man or just a teenager and being forced to perform that operation without your consent nor any explanation (as it’s mostly useless out of social norms and potentially harmful). I guess you’d be furious, at least.

That’s it.

CaptnNMorgan, (edited )

But it’s not happening to grown men or teenagers against their will. It’s happening to people when they won’t remember it and the idea is it prevents minor annoyances about being a man. Archaic and unnecessary? Definitely. But getting mad at people isn’t going to change their mind and doesn’t help people understand it’s unnecessary. That said, being someone who has a mentally unhealthy aversion to bathing, I’m really glad I don’t have to even think about “smegma” I didn’t even know it was a thing until I was fully grown.

Edit: to be clear, I don’t think anyone should do that to their kids. If you can’t teach your kid to clean themselves you probably shouldn’t have them to begin with. I just think it’s more helpful for future kids if their parents aren’t circumcising them because they don’t want to agree with the annoying angry people online. It would be more helpful to spread knowledge without judgement or making people feel shameful for something they thought was good. That’s how you get people to double down.

slackassassin,

This is the dumbest fucking list of bullshit

  1. Kids can’t consent. Eyup.
  2. Cutting of a body part to avoid cleaning it is a unique kind of stupid argument.
  3. Nobody is against it when it’s necessary. That’s what is known as a strawman argument.
  4. No one is lying. You are the one trying to convince someone to do something. Not doing anything is the fucking default.
  5. Again, addressing phimosis is NOT the issue people are against.
  6. Babies are not capable of doing anything to their bodies.
  7. It can absolutely be harmful and comparing the removal of nerves and tissue from genitalia to a skin tag is so stupid that I actually think you’re trolling.
Dkarma,

You’re being 100% dishonest and misinformative in your post.

Why u guys gotta double down on your complete lies when called out?
It’s pathetic. Mind u own business and cope with ur sad doggy penis.

slackassassin,

Lol. This mf here getting their bs called out point by point with simple rhetorical counters and retorts with a solid “No u. And you have a dumb pee pee.” Epic.

the_brownie,

Thanks for this lol. I started to respond yesterday but as I was thinking about their arguments halfway through I decided it wasn’t worth my time or energy (validated by their response to this comment LOL).

ininewcrow, in Russian roulette brownies
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Lol … they all have laxatives

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

“all” is a type of “some”

Enkers, (edited )

True, but “none” is not, so it would make the other statement false.

WetBeardHairs,

maybe some have both?

prayer,

There was originally one pot brownie, but the owner took that first.

RegalPotoo,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

Or none of them have either - they are just normal brownies, but tell people they’ve got laxatives or pot on them and see what happens

Godnroc,

Of course it’s none, people would assume if they didn’t shit themselves they got a pot brownie and will act stoned despite the lack of weed.

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Brown note

HelixDab2, in Just fuck my shit up

I hate the design, but that’s really well done. Angled tile going around a corner? That’s some challenging work! I don’t even know how you’d cut those tiles, and you can’t bend tile.

Tyfud,

Good callout. The tiles are cut halfway, stiching them together with white grout/silcon along the edge so it doesn’t stand out with the normal grout. At least that’d be my guess.

HelixDab2,

I honestly can’t see a way that doesn’t result in some visible something (although maybe not visible in a photo). You could throw money at it and get custom tiles made, but you’d have to have your measurements and tiling technique perfected to make that work.

This is why I don’t like tiling. :)

danielbln,

I’m gonna saythat those aren’t tiles but some shitty tile print linoleum.

Rodeo,

But it is visible.

jenny_ball,
@jenny_ball@lemmy.world avatar

linoleum

prunerye, (edited )

Look at the way the light reflects on the far right between the sink and the mirror. I think that’s tile.

Edit: Or the top of the lights, the underside of the top square.

prunerye, (edited )

I can’t tell if the mirror is flush with the tile or if it was just outlined in grout, but either way, this contractor cares about the details. I would’ve just slapped the mirror on top.

Edit: Someone help me out. Is that sink really small, or are the tiles on the top sides of the sink extra long as part of the illusion? Are the white tiles on the left wall square?

I hate that there’s no showerhead though.

C126,

Good example of amazing craftsmanship used for evil.

LinkOpensChest_wav, in It's important for us to keep perspective...

S-tier shitpost and s-tier username

_Sprite, in I'm a sucker for big tree
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wesker, in Male Loneliness
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Would you like to know more?

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@startrek.website avatar
sbv,

yes please

alienanimals, in *Sniff*
Buddahriffic, in Headlines be like

I am so anti-diamond that if a partner insisted on a diamond ring, I would have to think very hard about the whole relationship. Especially because it’s one of the less interesting stones, even ignoring all the scam and ethical issues.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

oxidized titanium rings are better in literally every single way

nBodyProblem,

Same. I like the whole engagement ring ritual but I’ll be damned if our marriage is going to hinge on my “proving my love” with some overpriced trinket that costs a couple months’ salary and loses 95% of its value when it leaves the store. If that’s what it takes for us to get married it’s not the type of relationship I want in my life.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

My wife wore a diamond engagement ring (multiple small diamonds set in a ring), but it belonged to my great-grandmother, so it had value beyond just buying a diamond for the purposes of showing off your engagement. One of the diamonds fell out and got lost, so she stopped wearing it before any of the rest fell out. I would certainly never have bought her a new diamond ring even if I could have afforded one and she wouldn’t have wanted me to.

aeki,

Same. My partner and I are engaged but there’s never going to be a diamond in the picture. If they had found the diamond ritual important, we wouldn’t be too compatible.

I also cannot deal with rings in general due to sensory issues.

We do want to find some kind of wearable, interesting symbol though.

AquaTofana,

Ooohhh have you about buying a band and wearing it on a chain around your neck instead? I know people who work with machinery do that to avoid their rings getting caught on the equipment.

I’ve always thought it was kind of sweet because now your ring hangs close to your heart everyday!

Suck_on_my_Presence,

I know it’s not the best recommendation, but my partner and I have matching tattoos on our ring fingers. It’s a symbol for something we both really really love and it’s delicate and sensible enough that no one looks twice. Even if we split, it’s not their name or anything and it’s still something that means a lot to me on its own and is vague enough to be something I’ll still enjoy

owenfromcanada, in A lesson in Input Validation
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

I bet it was that Bobby Tables fella

tslnox,

That guy’s everywhere!

MightyGalhupo,

I still can’t believe it’s been around 15 years

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

And he still hasn’t graduated!

Maddie, in A lesson in Input Validation
@Maddie@sh.itjust.works avatar

Beautiful

nightwatch_admin,

Magnificent even

mp3,
@mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

Anon would be proud

DudeImMacGyver, in Heaven's newest angel
@DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works avatar

Spoiler: They’re in the bad place.

Son_of_dad,

According to Christians, Kissinger is in heaven and so is Dhamer

520,

Way to spoil season 1 for me!

DudeImMacGyver,
@DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sorry, but Kissinger and the Dick isn’t even that good TBH

Evil_Shrubbery,

Idk, the animated series ‘Kissing Dick’ was kinda fun (if you think the worst is humanity is fun).

ABluManOnLemmy,

I literally just finished season 1 today. Thanks Janet

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