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Honytawk, (edited ) in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.

More like someone is doing a sexy striptease, and the others loins caught fire seeing how hot it was.

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

If I’d had a penny for everytime that happened…

I would have had no pennies whatsoever, but a pretty decent conversation piece, which is worth something on it’s own.

apinanaivot, in Romance ain't dead
ElBarto, in David's big break.
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’d quit the acting industry after that role, that’s all I’d need on my IMDb page.

sanguine_artichoke, in 13 years later and I still feel the same.
@sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social avatar

my recent ex would just yell at me from 3 rooms away. I’d be forced to yell back “what??” and then half the time she wouldn’t say anything. So I’d get up and walk over there and ask “what??”. “oh, nothing, I wanted you to see this thing on TV”. I’d ask that she could please walk over and talk to me directly so I didn’t have to yell or get up and it would never happen.

FlyingSquid,
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My daughter recently told us to stop yelling for her when we wanted something from her and to text her instead.

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

Daughter is based 👌

Personally, we use Alexa announcements in our house. So much easier.

sanguine_artichoke,
@sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social avatar

That’s actually what i told my GF. I tried to get her to start calling me on the phone or facetime, which is ridiculous, but I mean she could just walk over and talk to me in person too…

TheTetrapod,

I love this. At some point, getting called like a dog really started bothering me.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

My parents installed an intercom for that reason, but we lived in a pretty big house. This one isn’t that big. It’s not a huge deal though.

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

THIS!

I always try to explain to people why I don’t like when they just call my name across a house.

If you would like something, come ask me, or shoot me a message if it’s not super important.

I’m not a dog. I’m not a servant. You will not summon me like one. You will not snap your fingers or whistle to get my attention. If you do, you get ignored.

Balkonmoebel,

“Come here if you want something!” and then remain silent until they come. I love my gf but I’m done having a conversation yelling across the whole apartment.

sanguine_artichoke, (edited )
@sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social avatar

After asking for months or years for her to stop making me raise my voice and yell back, I started responding in a shitty tone like “WHAT?? WTF DO YOU WANT” which is a negative thing to have to do. But that had no effect either, other than perhaps a negative one on me psychologically.

Not saying this is a cool thing to do or a conscious decision, it was just driving me really fucking insane to ask her to stop 5 times a day for over a year and she kept doing it. So she’s either totally oblivious, didn’t give a fuck that it was frustrating me, or it was intentional.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

One of my co-workers does this from her office. I pretend I have really bad hearing and don’t ever respond, but she persists.

Thankfully, my husband and I are pretty good about actually approaching each other. If I ever heard my husband call me from another room, I’d know it’s an emergency.

sanguine_artichoke,
@sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social avatar

If I acted like I couldn’t hear, she’d just repeat it louder and louder.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I get that sometimes, but I always win the war of attrition

AWittyUsername, in hmm rock

I have this all the time with my daughter and it scares me.

phorq, in Romance ain't dead

Just don’t spend too long with the companion nissan cube or I might get jealous…

IndiBrony, (edited )
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9f7acdd4-3779-4faa-95b3-81d5a827082a.jpeg

This is the best thing about AI imagery. ❤️ Creating literally anything your mind can think of!

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ac7d9dca-a927-49a7-b5b3-8daacf70743f.jpeg

I think this one is more in proportion

Johanno, in This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special

*bursts

He, she, it the s is lit

misterundercoat,

Past tense, my guy

Johanno,

English seems to be even more complicated than German

random_character_a, (edited ) in * scroll *
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

*After decades of using a computer accidentally presses the middle mouse button for the first time.

“What’s happening! It’s moving by it self. I broke it”

“What? Scroll wheel it a button? How can it be a button and why is it doing this.”

“Press it again? But I lost the spot. How do I get back”

“But it’s so far away”

*Does it again

“Now it’s doing it again. What do I do now. I can’t read this”

“Why is this. Is this a virus? Is my computer hijacked?”

“Did you do this?”

*Door slams

LinkOpensChest_wav,

My co-worker goes to google.com and types URLs into the search field, sometimes not even the correct URL (e.g., when she’s trying to sign into her Zoom account, she’ll search for “zoom.com”)

I’ve tried gently persuading her to try typing it in the address bar, but then she will mistype it and tell me, “See, it’s not working!” and I’d like to show her how to use bookmarks and try to make her life a lot easier, but she insists she knows what she’s doing and isn’t having it.

Sadly, she’s also fallen prey to numerous obvious scams, including a pig butchering scam that drained her resources for years.

I’d really like to find a way to teach some basic tech literacy to older people. I’ve been able to help my parents recognize scams at least, but some people are aggressively unwilling to learn new things.

Gilles_D,

pig butchering scam

Excuse me, a what?

LinkOpensChest_wav,

www.wired.com/story/what-is-pig-butchering-scam/

Long-term type of romance scam so called because the scammer is “fattening the pig for slaughter,” building trust until they have drained the victim of everything they have.

ohlaph, in Romance ain't dead

I’m intrigued.

jacktherippah, (edited ) in Expecting a new baby?

Have actors record a video for the kid. Make the video start with “Kal El, my son.”

random_character_a, in This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

Oh yeah. Whamageddon. I almost forgot.

Norgur, in Romance ain't dead

Is this one of those dates that ends with a remote controlled puppet on a tricycle wanting to play a game?

MightyGalhupo,

What show/movie did I miss?

Norgur,

Most people SAW that one

MightyGalhupo,

Oh. That explains it. I haven’t really watched those movies, maybe one day.

glorious_albus, in Romance ain't dead

Calm down, Mark Rober.

kautau,

Hey, what’s up, everyone? Mark Rober here. I’m beyond excited to share something I’ve been secretly crafting for the past month. Brace yourselves for the grand reveal of a life-sized maze that I’ve built for my girlfriend. It’s not just any maze; it’s an epic journey with twists, turns, and challenges at every corner. Now, here’s the kicker – if she successfully navigates this labyrinth, she’s in for a unique reward: seeds. Yes, seeds. Intrigued? Stick around as we embark on this maze adventure together, and let’s see if love blossoms in the heart of this green labyrinth. Get ready for the maze of a lifetime!

Cqrd,

Damn, that’s exactly like him, wild

kautau,
lostferret,

The “make it twice as long” is genius.

kautau,

My goal when AI takes over is to still be gainfully employed as a prompt engineer

/s sort of

CareHare,

I did it. I read it in his voice. And now I want to join the Crunch lab club or whatever.

hakunawazo, in Same.

Looks like America, but Cuba is on the wrong side.

Yuion, in A good deal of IT work, too

Google search results have become so bad i barely use it today. Its even better to use chatgpt. You have to take every answer with a grain of salt but usually it can give you a few options and give you resources to work with. Google search sucks ass. The amount of times i do NOT find what im searching for is way too high

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