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abbadon420, (edited ) in ern

Classic shitpost. Never gets old

abirdperson, in Help guys what do I do
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Cotton balls

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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That’s a feeling I didn’t know my balls could feel

hexabs, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

Idk about old, but lemmy does skew American enough for me to mot understand this.

cashews_best_nut,

The damn Septics are everywhere. Like a meaty fart that clings in the air.

weird_nugget, in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen

Imagine hitting your pinky toe with that shit

MaoZedongers, in Shitty performance art

A S S

obinice, in Me IRL
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Literally everybody. Well okay, not literally. But figuratively literally everybody.

You’re a small child incapable of providing for yourself, what else are you going to do? You eat what you’re given or you starve to death.

0x4E4F,
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Not the point of the meme, but yes, correct.

Rosco, in Try it yourself at home!

All my fridge has at any given point are leftovers, cans of soda or beer, and various jars I’m too scared to open at this point.

Crow, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...
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The sand worms are so dry and dusty that water hurts them. Their valued waste is literal powder. Why do men want to put their dicks in this?

MaoZedongers,

I mean, just look at it.

awwwyissss,

If you ever meet a teenage boy you’ll, unfortunately, understand

Kolanaki,
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“I’m gonna make it so dry…”

Track_Shovel,
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This is hilarious. I went on to curse several other people with this

JasonDJ,

Idk why but I always thought this was a Derrick Comedy vid. Kind of surprised now to realize it isn’t. If you like this and hadn’t heard of them, I recommend checking them out. Donald Glover (before Community) and his friends from the early days of YouTube. They had a hysterical movie too (Mystery Team).

Remotedeck, in Help guys what do I do

When I felt that way it was usually because my toenail was jutting into my other toe. So I would cut the nail and the feeling would go away.

Leviathan, in Modern art

I’m into it. Doesn’t need to make sense out of context in a 3 second clip. I’ll still go experience it. I’ve seen some pretty moving art installations that, taken as a 3 second clip out of context, would make a bunch of people on the internet go “art no make sense”.

AVincentInSpace, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

Ah yes, The popcorn bucket. The bucket for popcorn. The bucket specifically designed to be filled with popcorn. The popcorn bucket.

match,
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The bucket specifically designed to be filled…

Lepsea,

With My Corn Seed

tigeruppercut, in Wonderful new tech

Taking a page out of the Sneakers playbook

I_Fart_Glitter, in Wonderful new tech

I have to assume everything at my job has at least a little bit of poop on it. I’ve gotten incredibly good at using light switches and lever style door handles with my feet, but only when no one is looking.

cristo, in Help guys what do I do

Dont wear normal shoes so often, wear flip flops or barefoot shoes

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Any shoes with a wide toe box will do

mmazikinn,

how’s

JoMomma, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

I must not fear, fear is the mind killer…

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