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Mr_Fish, in nicotine wars

Oxygen superiority

Fudoshin,
@Fudoshin@feddit.uk avatar

Oxygen is for quitters!

TheRealLinga,

I thought water was for quitters? That’s why I only drink Mountain Dew. 0% water, and the chemicals they use to make it keep me parasite free!

Buddahriffic,

Ugh water, isn’t that what they put in toilets?

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Pfft, as if. Everyone who ever successfully quit that is dead.

Oxygen is for real addicts.

Jumuta,

apollo 1

Jakeroxs,

See oxygen is dangerous!

anyhow2503,

Imagine not properly filtering your air through dried leaves and fire, can’t be healthy.

DicksMcgee43,

Dont forget the tar, helps coat the lungs and prevent that gross air from touching them

Dasnap, in Mark Zuckerberg has been diagnosed with a serious medical condition
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

We all know he actually has bofa.

Frozzie,
@Frozzie@lemmy.world avatar

Alright, everybody watch me take the shot. What’s bofa ?

A_Very_Big_Fan,

Bank of America

FQQD,
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

What’s bofa? 🤔

inb4_FoundTheVegan,
@inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world avatar

BOFA DEZ NUTS.

Emerald,

bank of america

Thcdenton, in 🤢...

I bet they wash the poop knife in there too

where_am_i,

I had to look up “poop knife”. I’m so glad I did

iAvicenna,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

I also just learned what it is thanks to this topic, not disappointed

kyle,

One of today’s lucky 10,000!

jaybone,

I was hoping this one would stay on the other site.

Thcdenton,

The Poop Knife follows

jaybone,

It’s like the snail curse of forums.

Angry_Maple,
@Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m not sure I could forget that post if I tried. The same goes for the post about the “swamps of dagobah”.

Thcdenton,

Had to look into that one. That’s real fuckin cool 😎

Vespair,

For so long as the world continues to be a giant turd, the Poop Knife will be needed

kamen,

It’s an Internet phenomenon at this point, not just an othersitely one.

Threeme2189,

It sure is! I just wish I could remember where I first readit…

awwwyissss,

Poop knife is too much, but toe knife is acceptable 👌🏾

Lifebandit666,

Have you considered a toe spoon instead?

awwwyissss,

Wait do you say “meat cube” cause actually I could go for a meat cube

ABoxOfPhotons, in Americans will measure with anything but the metric system.

The irony is that in the US, Metric is the standard, used by all science, military, governmental etc sectors. It’s just that the average American is too insecure to acknowledge this fact.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Or too rebellious

ABoxOfPhotons,

Yep, how can the “greatest nation on earth” use a system that inferior countries do…

betheydocrime,

Yep, the US military operates on metric time

Rato,

The US Navy is an exception, and doesn’t use metric. Even their nuclear stuff uses the English Engineering System (Mostly imperial units.).

dacreator,

Insecure about what? Which side of the tape measure to use? Honestly I don’t think many Americans are or were ever made aware that metric is the standard.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Everyone who has ever served in any branch of the US military knows this fact.

In 2020, US gvmnt estimates were 19.4m living vets in the nation. With a population of around 331m, that’s around 6%. If you include the number of non-vets civilians who’s jobs directly support the military, and who therefore are also required to use metric in their jobs, this number will be higher - I couldn’t find population estimates, but it’s at least a couple percent as the DoD alone employs a million civilians. NASA employs around 17k, and anyone working for a company who works with NASA is going to have to use metric. I’d be shocked if the number of Americans who aren’t having to use metric at work, and are therefore aware that it’s a standard here, wasn’t at least 10%.

Nowhere near a majority, but certainly significant; over 20m people warrants “many,” surely?

prettybunnys, (edited )

This is utter horseshit. Anyone who doesn’t acknowledge that fact probably just didn’t know and you’re just projecting some “I’m better than you” nonsense.

We learn the metric system in our schools. It’s part of our curriculum. We learn it in math classes, we learn it in science classes, we learn about it in history classes as well.

The UK drives using MPH too, despite the metric system being the standard. Oh nooooo! An alternate measurement system that the masses understand and accept!

For what it is worth, if you were curious, NIST adopted and recommends the SI standard.

However what IS fun is the world adopting US customary measures intertwined with metrics units for new measurements that weren’t used before, electrical current/resistance stuff like that. **Though, good luck getting anyone who likes to try to dunk on the USA like this to admit it.**Any American who responds how you’re saying is just pissed that once again someone is trying to look down their nose at us for living our fucking lives.

ABoxOfPhotons,

That really hurt you didn’t it…

catastrophicblues,

We learn the metric system in our schools. It’s part of our curriculum. We learn it in math classes, we learn it in science classes, we learn about it in history classes as well.

And apparently promptly have an episode of amnesia because every adult here seems to not know how to convert.

Thcdenton, in Are ya winning, son?

That kids makin more than the dad now 💀

mo_lave,
AI_toothbrush, in Chicken soup

Hungarian rice cake(rizskoch) for the fellow hungarians who know what im talking about.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Shit, didn’t know you guys speak English, lol 😂.

rmuk,

I’ve no idea if there’s some weird connotations and I’m assuming that’s pronounced riz-coch… that’s not a bad name. Little Rizscoch, the walking rice cake.

Mediocre_Bard, in Chicken soup

Asshole

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well, if you insist…

menemen, (edited ) in Piers Morgan gets owned
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

Oh my. What kind of interview is this? He doesn’t let her answer anything but answers his own questions for her. This is ridiculous; she is cool though. ~~youtu.be/3qBN7lUKZVg?si=l9INkjbjdaROmG9h~~

piped.video/watch?v=3qBN7lUKZVg

chetradley,

That’s called a Piers Morgan interview lol.

Kolanaki, in The superior music player
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I only listen to music that has been re-written in Mario Paint.

ouRKaoS,

NGL, those fire flowers slap

Duranie, in Kid is doomed

Those parents are retirement age and the “child” is balding with a comb over.

MotoAsh,

Kinda’ fits the general attitude of blaming everything on millennials, even as they enter their 40’s.

Though luckily it seems to be dying down some. Or I’ve somehow avoided the news outlets who still do.

AnUnusualRelic, in 100,000 bungholes probably
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

You have to ponder the fact that at some point, someone sat down and first planned to, and then actually made, painted and varnished this thing.

Peppycito, (edited )

Even worse, this was made in a mold. This is far from the only one they made. There was a person who’s job it was to paint butthole after butthole.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

One day, a little boy’s anus will peer at you from every shelf in this country! (That guy, probably)

Nyanix, in Kid is doomed
@Nyanix@lemmy.ca avatar

Irony being that if they got together, the “child” would sink further towards the discord server. It’s about predisposition now, this kid was always doomed to end up in that pit

nonailsleft,

If they work together they can pull mom into it

systemglitch, in Reblog if youre american

It looks better cut than uncut. Change my mind.

KillingTimeItself,

“the human form looks better in a certain color”

yes i realize this isn’t inherently racist, im making a joke to point out how silly this is

wildbus8979, (edited ) in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb

Abraham certainly did not speak modern Hebrew. A language that was invented in the late 19th century to further the Zionist cause.

en.wikipedia.org/…/Revival_of_the_Hebrew_language

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Doesn’t matter what language he spoke (probably biblical Hebrew), he was a descendant from a people referred to as Hebrews (see Exodus 2:1-10).

gedaliyah,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

Weird. Then why can I read the inscription in this photo of a text composed 3500 years ago? I guess some time traveler learned this totally invented 19th century language and taught it to the people back then, and also came up with Arabic and some other languages that are pretty closely related.

By the way, it says not to lie (although his hand is partly covering it).

guiguinofake, in Chicken soup

Thinkpad clitoris

Thcdenton,

What are you a fuckin parrot?

guiguinofake,

Dude that’s a prejudice, have some respect

rmuk,

The industry standard term for it is the Thipple.

DrSleepless,

Why did you eat it off the thinkpad?

guiguinofake,

I use arch

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