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  • victorz,

    I’m gonna need an eli5 here bud

    balderdash9, in 100,000 bungholes probably
    Thcdenton,

    Oh god hahaha

    adamantris, in Reblog if youre american
    @adamantris@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I am for one happy to be circumcised (i had a really awful, treatment resistant inflammation, circumcision on young people for no reason is shit)

    SendMePhotos,

    I am not unhappy to be circumcised. Idk.

    spicytuna62,
    @spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m not unhappy about being circumcised, but I’ll never know what it’s like to be uncircumcised, and I’m not not unhappy about that.

    SnipingNinja,

    Triple negative, that’s a rare one

    stoly,

    I had the same experience. Circumcision made my life so much better.

    arin, in Reblog if youre american

    I’m uncircumcised and after fapping when my head is still exposed i cannot wear underwear or pants omfg it’s so fucking uncomfortable touching anything dry, IDK how circumcised people live, it’s like constant pain.

    A_Random_Idiot,

    Desensitization.

    Kinda like how martial artists slam their shin into a bat. eventually the shin strengthens and you don’t feel it near as bad as you did at the start.

    dylanTheDeveloper,
    @dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

    I think you might have syphilis

    Lafari,

    THIS!! Why didn’t anyone else tell him? I’m glad you did. He might not die of fantasy now.

    prayer,

    Kertinization. A layer of keratin forms around the head to protect it when circumcized.

    systemglitch,

    I love it, and I have no idea what you are talking about, it’s never bothered by being in clothes.

    DBT, in Reblog if youre american

    As an American who’s uncut… there’s a scar?

    systemglitch,

    There is no scar.

    Whorehoarder,

    How else?

    DBT,

    I mean I’ve seen lots of porn and never noticed anything that looked like a scar, but then again I don’t typically focus on the dick.

    cashews_best_nut,

    As a rampant homosexual who’s done lots of dick-focused study - there’s a scar and it has different levels of noticability. Some are faint, some jagged, some with mismatched colours, some bright red, etc.

    Like any scar it can be very variable.

    DBT,

    Yea I got it with the two tone Malone comment. That’s my G.

    But I appreciate yours as well.

    corus_kt,

    I can understand why people might not notice, most of my research sources are heavily pixelated.

    prole,

    Have you tried using a VPN and looking it up from outside Japan?

    KingJalopy,
    @KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

    What’s fucked is I had no idea that was a scar until I was well into adulthood.

    DBT, (edited )

    This is something I do not wish to google. Is it noticeable? I would assume a small surgical cut that occurs at infancy leaves no significant scar

    PineRune,

    It is the number one cause of Two-Tone-Malone.

    KingJalopy,
    @KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

    Not to be crude but this pretty much is what I’m talking about. It’s almost like having a two toned penis…

    NSFW btw… Although it is just a drawing

    https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/53696c7e-bef5-4458-82ea-cf455775a521.jpeg

    acockworkorange,

    Are you saying all those vitiligo penises in porn are actually just circumcised?

    Rev3rze,

    Wow the frenulum gets removed as well sometimes? What an outdated and ridiculous thing to be doing to children for absolutely no good reason. Yeah sure, some studies show it improves hygiene I’ve been told. To me that’s about as proportionate as removing all your healthy teeth so you don’t get cavities in the future…

    Risk,

    The studies where it ‘improves’ hygiene are poorly designed as they don’t control for education and understanding.

    In other words - what’s better: teaching our baby boys the simple act of cleaning under their foreskin in the bath, along with the rest of their body or cutting off a sensitive and important part of their body to make masturbation and sex more difficult?

    pigup,

    It’s the dumbest shit ever.

    LillyPip,
    cashews_best_nut,

    Is anyone elses penis turtling the more they read of this comment thread?

    steal_your_face,
    @steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

    Two tone Malone 😞

    adj16,

    Ok wait the rest of this is important but sidebar, my peehole is called a MEATUS??

    pigup,

    Biden needs to bring this up at the next State of the Union address

    gaifux,

    POTUS bringing up the MEATUS

    modifier,

    A bit wierd, but hey, whatever gets it hard for you. I’m not here to judge.

    gaifux,

    Meaty Erection Around The United States

    modifier,

    this gai fux

    KingJalopy, (edited )
    @KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

    Let’s just say there is a definitive line where what once was my foreskin now just is a smooth piece of skin connected by another. I wouldn’t call it a scar because like I said I had no idea it was not normal. There’s definitely a noticeable difference between the top part and the rest of it. I’m not sure how else to put this delicately. Honestly, I would just google it.

    Fuckfuckmyfuckingass,
    @Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

    Unacceptable. Upload a pic of the tip of your dick pls.

    KingJalopy,
    @KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

    I mean if you really want it I’ll do it. It’s just anatomy. Plus I have a wide angle lens…

    TokenBoomer,

    LMFAO that was good 👍

    JaymesRS, in 🤢...

    There’s a really good short form podcast by a couple food scientists in the USA and they covered this one saying not risky. riskyornot.co/…/548-cleaning-the-toilet-brushes-i…

    casmael,

    Huh don’t have time to listen to the whole thing rn but wonder what their rationale is 🤔

    papabobolious,

    I could see it being safe from a germ perspective but when a little nugget of shit rattles around in the machine and ends up anywhere near what you’re using to eat that’s gotta suck, safe or not.

    JaymesRS, (edited )

    It’s been a bit, but if I recall, it’s that the dishwasher already reliably cleans unsanitary things that are loads more biologically risky like cutting boards used for raw meat or potentially contaminated with things like Norovirus.

    stoy,

    I have never even once cleaned a cutting board in the dishwasher…

    bdonvr,

    I always do lmao, at least the non-wood ones.

    stoy,

    Running plastic cutting boards in the dishwasher is less weird to me, but in general it is a weird concept to me, it was just never done at home or at any place I did the dishes.

    zeekaran,

    There’s a reason restaurants cannot use wooden cutting boards.

    Socsa,

    You should, heating it for three hours is better than sanitary wipes.

    stoy,

    Sanity wipes?

    What are people talking about here, I wash my cutting boards by hand in the kitchen sink, it has worked well for decades

    JCreazy,

    I always put my cutting board in the dishwasher

    GBU_28,

    Even if true, what if someone said they shit on their plates, throw the shit in the toilet, them dishwasher the plates.

    Would you conceptually still be ok eating off that plate? Even if you knew for fact it had gone through the machine?

    dependencyinjection, (edited )

    Yes. I would be happy to eat off a clean plate that once had shit on it.

    GBU_28,

    Truly we live in a society

    Wogi,

    Frankly I’ve been to a golden corral before I don’t know why this is even a question

    VonCesaw,

    Most dish cleaners are like, bleach-based. As long as it was something that could be killed with bleach and hot HOT water/air, I really could care less

    GBU_28,

    So you watch me I take a shit on a plate, put it in the machine and serve you chicken tendies off that plate an hour and a half later.

    That’s insane

    Twelve20two,

    Do you brush your teeth in the same room you make your boom boom?

    GBU_28,

    Toothbrush is stored in a cabinet, toilet is never flushed with the seat up. Toilet is in like, a closet/stall thing.

    Twelve20two,

    Well damn, seems like you’ve really got your bases covered.

    VonCesaw,

    Do you consume drinking water

    general_kitten,

    wouldn’t be the nastiest nor most unhygienic thing humans do willingly on a regular basis by a lot. it is mostly just the idea that is quite uncomfortable.

    Wogi,

    Buddy if I watch you shit on a plate we ain’t eating tendies together regardless of what plate you use

    GBU_28,

    Right! And if I put a toilet brush in the dishwasher, and you watch me do that, it’s the same fucking thing

    Wogi,

    Ok.

    If I vomit on a plate and put it in the dishwasher, how you gonna feel about eating off it?

    GBU_28,

    Better than shit, vomit is not shit unless you are Cartman.

    Wogi,

    All I’m saying is if you ever eat off a plate in a restaurant, the chances that a child has blown chunks all over it are extremely high, and even if they haven’t it’s been in the same dishwasher as one that had been.

    GBU_28,

    Obviously all bets are off in a commercial environment.

    Wogi,

    All bets are off in your own house.

    Your toothbrush had more shit on it right this second than any plate coming out of a dishwasher ever will.

    Dishwashers aren’t just getting hot, they’re also covering every thing in them with a compound that is going to absolutely murder every living organism inside and then wash the remains away.

    GBU_28,

    I’m aware biologically the plates are clean. I’ve been referring to conceptual cleanliness since my original comment

    Socsa,

    Right? Because I only paid for the hour.

    Socsa,

    Yes, I have eaten at a restaurant before.

    GBU_28,

    Not what I asked. You, me, kitchen, shit plate.

    molten, in Chicken soup

    Crayon

    0x4E4F,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    How old are you? 🤨

    gravitas_deficiency,

    Well, afaik they don’t let you enlist in the USMC until you’re 17

    molten,

    Lmfao. I’ve got some buddies who resent that statement. Same guys who tell me the red ones taste best.

    molten,

    Old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyway can I get a HELL YEAH!

    0x4E4F,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    The only perk to being an adult - you can do shit kids get yelled at without anyone yelling at you 😂.

    jawa21,

    First thing I did when I moved out was eat an entire roll of cookie dough.

    Pacmanlives,

    Found the Marine

    deegeese, in Need firewood? 5 seconds and done!

    If it’s that brittle, doesn’t that mean most of the value as firewood has already rotted away?

    Spendrill,

    No, it will make good tinder, means it’s dry. You can’t burn wood until the moisture and sap ages out of it.

    deegeese,

    It’ll catch easily, but I suspect most of the fuel value has been lost and it’ll burn up very quickly. Rotten wood is light because it’s lost lignin.

    Slovene,

    What’s lignin?

    deegeese,

    It’s made from ligma.

    Coreidan,

    Ligma ball sack

    tias, in Need some help bro?

    Just cause you help a friend out doesn’t make you gay.

    EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
    @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    No homo?

    EldritchFeminity, in It's up to you to break generational trauma

    Are Millennials hating on Gen Z? I always thought our attitude was more like this:

    https://i.redd.it/qbbj761o63h41.jpg

    Also, love how this skips Gen X. Always the forgotten generation.

    theneverfox,
    @theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

    The other day my dad tried to tell me he was a millennial, because he was too young to be a boomer.

    Even Gen X forgets about Gen X

    Denalduh,

    As a millennial, I’m rooting for the zoomers. They’re angry and I love it.

    UraniumBlazer,

    Awww we love u too <3

    Denalduh,

    Go get em champ!

    MashedPotatoJeff,

    That’s how I like to see us too, but I’ve definitely met some Z hating millennials.

    I met a fellow “old millennial” recently who said “we’re the last generation to be raised right”. I disagree, but hearing it from a guy my age really cemented me in old man status.

    Then he told me he had 3 kids. Who’s responsible for raising that generation!? Lol.

    johannesvanderwhales,

    It is interesting that older millennials like us will be the last ones to really remember the pre-internet world, though.

    glockenspiel, (edited )

    Go onto TikTok or Reddit (verboten, I know). Gen Z is currently going wild on how cooked and ruined Alpha already are.

    They also have very strong opinions on what good child rearing looks like despite making up a huge portion of the child free ideology.

    I generally dislike broad generational… uh generalizations. However, trends are undeniable. And as Z ages they appear to be going through Boomerification. I think that’s why so many public freakouts on service workers happen with them. Millennials have the opposite reputation, of bending over backwards to be overly polite.

    Edit: to say that I’ve never seen a generation publicly express nostalgia as hard and young as Z. My older Alpha kids are sort of up there with their friends, too, but Gen Z just seems like they are retreating into a false past which never really existed as they remember it because the world is so shit.

    Darthjaffacake,

    Besides the thing about talking about how children should be raised I completely disagree. I’ve never see anyone have nostalgia for anything besides music and fashion maybe since a massive amount of us are gay or trans so there’s no reason to want to go back to the past. And every gen x or millennial I know will gladly argue with cashiers for longer than any gen z since they’re still working as cashiers and were the generation that invented the concept of Karens and watch all the “customer gets owned” " I am the manager moments"

    gmtom,

    I mean I kinda get it. I’ve met a couple of gen Alpha kids that were raised as proper iPad kids, and they are just so developmentally fucked.

    They had their pad in front of then literally 24/7 playing those wierd as fuck AI kids videos on youtube or scrolling through the most mind numbing youtube shirts and would barely react to anyone in real life to the point the mum had to send him a message on the iPad to get him to respond to anything.

    Even my own nephew who was raised with strict screen time limits is kinda fucked up as well. Just not as severely.

    Klanky,
    @Klanky@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Born in 84, so technically a millennial although I feel more like a Gen X. As I like to say when X is overlooked - our apathy made us invisible. :-)

    TheSanSabaSongbird,

    I guess you can be an honorary Xer, but I was 14 when you were born, so it’s just a fact that a lot of what I and my fellow Xers have in common time-wise is going to be significantly different. Consider; you were 7-years-old when I was 21.

    irmoz, in And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩

    What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?

    FlaminGoku,

    Took me forever to understand that it is meant to show the thought is “random” / “weird” / “coming out of thin air”

    It’s silly. You can see the same thing with memes starting with

    So,

    irmoz,

    Took me forever to understand that it is meant to show the thought is “random” / “weird” / “coming out of thin air”

    How?

    smeg,

    “I can’t think of a good intro for my joke and am a slave to trends”

    renzev,

    A surprising amount of people get their knickers in a twist over it, which is pretty funny tbh. I like to put it in a lot of my memes just to piss people off haha

    smeg,

    Consider my knickers twisted!

    Kanda,

    It accomplishes the text “No one:”

    irmoz, (edited )

    But why

    Sunfoil,

    It implies a lack of justification, like there is no good reason girls hands are like that. Not sure why everyone is confused. It’s a meme format that has been around forever.

    irmoz,

    How does it imply that? I know it’s been around ages, still don’t get it.

    Sunfoil,

    Don’t really want to have to explain. It’s all here: knowyourmeme.com/memes/nobody

    irmoz,

    Yes I’m aware of the meme. Still don’t get how “nothing was said by nobody” implies that, since it’s an incoherent concept - such a double negative surely implies someone said something?

    Sunfoil,

    Better to think of it as “nothing was said, and nobody said it”

    irmoz,

    So, somebody said something.

    Sunfoil,

    No. Nothing was said. And nobody said it.

    irmoz, (edited )

    Nobody saying nothing is logically equivalent to someone saying something.

    What you want is “nobody said anything.”

    Sunfoil,

    No. Nothing was said. Nobody said it. The meme wouldn’t make sense if it was;

    No one: anything

    irmoz,

    That is the only version that actually makes sense. It literally comes out as “no one said anything”. Isn’t that what’s supposed to be implied: there was silence, interrupted by something no one asked for?

    Sunfoil,

    I don’t know how else to explain it. I guess you just have to be against the Internet one this one.

    irmoz,

    You don’t need to explain it. I get it. It’s just wrong.

    ehyuman, (edited )

    No one:
    This guy: What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?

    Kusimulkku,

    Lmao I see it now

    irmoz,

    ?

    hglman,

    Allowing us to laff

    Nythos,

    Making us all groan at a completely useless part of the meme.

    Namstel, in They're all dicks if you ask me

    Utterly disgusting.

    Zozano,

    Udderly disgusting

    1984, (edited ) in Mark Zuckerberg has been diagnosed with a serious medical condition
    @1984@lemmy.today avatar

    Lizards don’t get ligma I think, but hard to say since it’s a fictional decease… :)

    skulblaka,

    Lizards get ligma eyes, it’s a different strain. Like bird flu vs human flu.

    thisbenzingring, in Great Scott, Vern!

    OMG i didn’t realize Jim Varney passed away in 2000 🫤

    FenrirIII,

    Ernest Goes to Heaven 😢

    Sunfoil, in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen

    What’s the chimney made out of, I can’t tell

    Daxtron2,

    pure red

    Sunfoil,

    I can’t shake the feeling it looks like plastic, but that means we’ll have imminent catastrophic failure.

    Gordon, (edited )

    Metal flex chimney pipe. Looks like 6-8" or bigger.

    Edit: he says 150mm so 6"

    GBU_28, (edited )

    It’s clearly hard-to-focus-on purple

    Death_Equity, (edited )

    Stainless steel spiral crimped corrugated. Same type they use to reline chimneys for appliances or some gas burning fireplaces. Looks like 6".

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