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Old_Dude, in šŸŽµthat's lifešŸŽµ

Itā€™s preparing you to do the same for work.

Surp, in Lemmy world irl meet up footage 2024
@Surp@lemmy.world avatar

This is accurate in that there would be no one there so seats would be empty. I made a post on gaming Lemmy and it got like 237 up votes before it was deleted for being ā€œlow effortā€. Meanwhile posts are few and far between so I quit the sub. Mods will be the quick death of Lemmy when they canā€™t recognize things like hmm we have low activity but letā€™s be internet sticklers and have poor rules that stifle content and keep it boring.

therealjcdenton, in consequences

I feel like this should be a poster in a spoof movie

Varyk, in consequences

Bidets, folks, get a bidet, handheld bidet, no more ring of fire

Sprokes,

Bidets donā€™t fix the issue in that comic.

Varyk, (edited )

I thought it was about a spicy bottom after spices go out the bottom. Bidets fix that problem.

Kecessa,

Do you spray while itā€™s coming out or something?

Varyk, (edited )

Ooh no, donā€™t do that.

After you finish evacuation(as near as you can tell), you wash off the mess using the bidet.

Since you havenā€™t just smeared the mess around and into your skin with some paper, thereā€™s no lingering burn.

jaybone,

I think the point is it can still burn coming out.

Varyk,

Capsaicin doesnā€™t really affect your intestines, itā€™s more of a skin irritant.

So just wash off your skin as soon as itā€™s dirty, no burns.

This is from direct experience, i highly recommend anyone who likes spicy food(and everyone else) to get some sort of bidet rather than smearing waste on themselves with toilet paper.

Kecessa,

Dude, Iā€™ve got a bidet, eat spicy enough and it burns AS ITā€™S COMING OUT, thereā€™s no escaping it!

Trollception,

How the hell has this never happened to me. I eat spicy foods all the time.

Kecessa,

Thereā€™s a big difference between ā€œI eat spicy food all the timeā€ and ā€œHey, letā€™s go buy some crazy hot sauces and do an evening where we eat them with whatever support we prefer going from the mildest to the hottest one!ā€

Iā€™ve got a sauce that I canā€™t put more than half a tea spoon of in a 10L batch of spaghetti sauce otherwise I have to decide who I eat it withā€¦

So go to a hot sauce place, tell them you want 10 of them going from Tabasco hot all the way to 1m SHU and enjoy the spicy butt!

Varyk,

With a bidet, thereā€™s a few seconds of burning if you really went crazy with spice, then you wash off and everything is back to normal vs. using toilet paper and suffering the burn and irritated skin for hours.

That is an escape.

As soon as I used my first bidet. I realized I had escaped the filthy cycle of toilet paper redistribution.

HootinNHollerin,

Iā€™m a fan of the bum gun

Varyk,

Ditto, I donā€™t want to touch none of that mess down there.

All I can think when I visit a country that doesnā€™t use bidets regularly is that all these people using their hands for everything were very recently groping around near the wrong end of themselves.

KillerTofu, in šŸŽµthat's lifešŸŽµ

Honey, welcome to life.

therealjcdenton, in Sit still please

Iā€™ll pass on the info

TheGrandNagus, in šŸŽµthat's lifešŸŽµ

And then you get out of school and realise that those were the good times.

independantiste,
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

I just started my internship, and I have to say, it is so good not to have to worry about exams, projects and so on aftera full day of school and on weekends. When I close the lid of the laptop, the day is over. Plus I get smaller days, from 9 to 5 instead of from 8 to 5/6. I have never had as much free time

TheGrandNagus, (edited )

Your school day was 8 to 6? Damn. That definitely doesnā€™t sound normal.

independantiste,
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not every day was the same, some were 9 to 6, some 8 to 4, some 8 to 5, but 8 to 6 is not a rare occurrence

GissaMittJobb,

I always got pretty worried when adults kept saying that school was the good times growing up, as I didnā€™t have a particularly good time, and was not onboard for it being downhill from there.

Luckily Iā€™ve learned that itā€™s not actually universally applicable, my life has definitely just gotten better as Iā€™ve gotten older.

pipows,
@pipows@lemmy.today avatar

For me, school was a shithole that I was glad it was over, those were not the good years. Things are not perfect, but they have gotten radically better ever since.

The only thing about school that was good is that I made a few very good friends. Those are probably going to be life long friendships.

Fudoshin,
@Fudoshin@feddit.uk avatar

my life has definitely just gotten better as Iā€™ve gotten older.

Iā€™m guessing 20s-30s then? Cos Once you hit 40s things start breaking and falling off.

lanolinoil,
@lanolinoil@lemmy.world avatar

Theyā€™re the good times because you see you had no responsibilities and endless potential to be so many things, which becomes less and less true as you age. Of course, itā€™s miserable too not knowing what you are/what to do and feeling lost because you have no responsibilities, so itā€™s really just a grass is greener thing I imagine.

son_named_bort,

Yeah I think it is a greener grass situation. Sure you may have no responsibilities, but you also have less freedom in school. You canā€™t live on your own, canā€™t drink or gamble or vote or anything like that, canā€™t go where you want, etc. Thereā€™s always a trade-off.

lanolinoil,
@lanolinoil@lemmy.world avatar

I hated being a kid because no one took anything I had to say seriously ā€” drove me crazy

chiliedogg,

Itā€™s different.

Itā€™s way better in some ways - especially if you find a good career in a field youā€™re passionate about.

But some of the responsibilities of adulthood are a burden that is hard to appreciate until youā€™re there. And the perspective gained by life experience is also very different, for better or worse.

For instance, I went through a breakup last year at 39 with someone I was fully expecting to marry. It was my first major relationship failure in decades, and as I was being dumped I expected it to crush me.

What ended up hurting the most was that it didnā€™t hurt that much. I didnā€™t spiral into depression or fall apart at work. I wasnā€™t happy about it, but I was fine. A younger me would have been overwhelmed by the emotional toll, but the adult me was able to keep moving forward without breaking stride.

And in a way thatā€™s what hurts. The passion of youth has been tempered by a lifetime of experience that puts everything into perspective.

RGB3x3,

Ugh, as you get older, everything just starts to dull. Things are less important, less passionate, and more ā€œmehā€ in general. And not in a depressed way, but more specifically that Iā€™ve been there, done that for most emotions I could have.

I will say that now that I have an infant daughter, Iā€™m finding those passionate emotions again and Iā€™m excited as sheā€™s excited and sad when sheā€™s sad. That is the great part about parenting.

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

And in a way thatā€™s what hurts. The passion of youth has been tempered by a lifetime of experience that puts everything into perspective.

21, and I am feeling this already.

GissaMittJobb,

And in a way thatā€™s what hurts. The passion of youth has been tempered by a lifetime of experience that puts everything into perspective.

Ok, yes, I felt that.

Risk,

Nah, peak is university in terms of free time.

PrivateNoob, (edited )

Not for STEM Eastern European universities. šŸ˜†

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Can confirm. Biochem is killing me.

PrivateNoob,

Yo my boiiii. Good to still see you here. ^^

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Wait youā€™re the other Czech on here! Haha yes good to see you! What STEM did you study?

PrivateNoob,

Naah Iā€™m hungarian, I just know you host the 2visegrad4you community where I run my bot a while back.

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Ohh thatā€™s where I remember you from. Do you still use it? I killed the script on my computer a couple of weeks ago, but I can turn it back on if you like

PrivateNoob,

I havenā€™t used it that much tbf, just a bit. I finally have a homeserver now, so if I need it, I can just easily start my script. Thank you for the offer tho!

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Also what are you studying?

PrivateNoob,

Software Engineering. Iā€™m gonna start my last semester soo only the dreaded closing exam has left for me.

pipows,
@pipows@lemmy.today avatar

If you can afford not working, yeah. That wasnā€™t a reality for me or most people I know. Luckily Iā€™m in a career that doesnā€™t value a major that much, so I dropped out after finding a decent job

ericisshort,

Not if you choose engineering as your major. Iā€™ve never worked harder or longer hours than when I was in college.

iesou,

I had a full load of classes at uni and worked 40 hours a week. Not much free time was has by me

Sabin10,

But university students manage to feel overwhelmed if their course load has them putting in 35 hours a week.

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Heck, half of uni students dont even go to the lectures

TheGrandNagus, (edited )

I mean, for the subset of people who go to uni and can support themselves without also working a lot in that time, yeah.

In my time at uni there was

  • work, at which the hours were inconsistent
  • coursework, which there was a lot of
  • constantly battling a shit landlord who didnā€™t give a toss about uni students and left the flat in disrepair, but the housing shortage meant he could get away with charging a fortune for a mouldy flat with broken windows and non-working appliances

There was a lot of good, sure, but uni can be a very stressful time.

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

So basically ā€œpeople who would still get a job at daddyā€™s company regardless of a degree but a degree looks better for PRā€

PeriodicallyPedantic,

There is a big range between ā€œparents could save up for their kidā€™s collegeā€ and ā€œparents own a large successful companyā€.

Iā€™m just some grunt working an office job, but Iā€™m still lucky enough to be able to put away money for my kidā€™s college fund since they were born. I hope that they wonā€™t need a job to get through college, when/if they go.

jak,

I think a big difference is what the free time is like. I worked full time or nearly through college, so I didnā€™t have much free time in terms of quantity. When I got it, it was often with friends and during the day. When I graduated, I got a job with regular hours for the first time- I had so much free time, but I didnā€™t have a lot to fill it with, nor did I have a lot of energy after sitting down. Developing an active hobby helped with both, but doesnā€™t work for everyone.

Iā€™m in grad school now, working 30 hours a week, and I do feel much more weighed down, but Iā€™m able to set my own schedule a lot more than I could when I worked in an office

renzev,

Not trying to downplay your experience, but uni was actually so much better for meā€¦ being able to focus on things that actually coincide with my interests and abilities in Uni was so liberating after being forced to go through five classes a day five days a week, most of which were either insultingly idiotic or existentially difficultā€¦ Not to mention having an actually human-paced schedule with ample time to plan ahead instead of constantly being in damage reduction mode. I remember thinking to myself in the first year of uni: ā€œIs this what normal life is supposed to feel like?ā€ Iā€™m still recovering from school emotionally, but the fact that I finally have the mental space to recover is definitely a good sign. I guess you and I just have way different schools, universities, and personal circumstances!

Hiro8811, (edited ) in consequences

*Pray

Nikls94, in Fuck them right in the...?

Either itā€™s max defensive and evasion, or itā€™s the glassiest glasscannon since power-trick Shuckle.

NegativeInf,

I wonder what its typing is.

SnokenKeekaGuard, in They're the most real form of promise.
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You do it as a kid, then grow out of it, and finally its meaningful again. Break the pinky promise and i break the pinky. Its as easy as biting through a fucking carrot.

nonfuinoncuro, in what was he doing there

Azumanga was a great series

SnokenKeekaGuard, in consequences
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Iā€™m shocked at how weak all yalls stomachs are

Kecessa,

Not about the stomach, itā€™s about the heat on the way out!

xpinchx,

I used to love spicy food but I have a sensitive tummy now.

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Iā€™m generally very uncomfortable around bathroom humor/topics, but i gotta know. Are people really suffering down there from spicy foods? I love spicy food. Like, it took many, many visits before i convinced the indian restaurant near us to give me genuinely spicy food. Now they make it like they make it for themselves.

And donā€™t get me wrong, Iā€™ve had the burning booty of death before, but the two things arenā€™t really linked. Like, spiciness has no impact on my bathrooming. I only ever get the burn down there if Iā€™m sick. Is this seriously a problem people have when they so much as smell a bell pepper, as the internet has led me to believe?

ngdev,

As someone who thinks the ā€œLast Dabā€ sauces from Hot Ones arenā€™t spicy enough, no. Your body adapts. I only burn my hole if I eat something thatā€™s too salty now.

unexposedhazard,

Also your digestive system does not process the stuff in less than 24h i believe, so the time frame doesnt make sense.

Kecessa,

That varies from person to person.

unexposedhazard, (edited )

Just checked cuz i have been asking myself that a couple times and apparently itā€™s 50 hours on average

numberfour002,

50 hours sounds like thatā€™s average for how long it takes for food items to be fully digested and completely excreted from the body under normal circumstances, but not necessarily an average minimum amount of time for how long it takes food to start exiting the body in feces.

Those are very different data points, especially in the context of a discussion about spicy foods.

Spicy hot foods are typically spicy because of a chemical called capsaicin, which is an irritant in mammals. In high enough amounts and/or in sensitive people, capsaicin can irritate the lining of the digestive system and that irritation can have a laxative-like effect to varying degrees. In response to irritation, digestive motility / speed will increase, and the general trend is that the quicker something moves through the digestive tract, the less completely it is processed and digested.

Basically, if someone eats too much spicy food for their tolerance level, it is fairly typical for that to move through the digestive system more quickly than average AND the feces will contain proportionally more capsaicin. So, bowel movements less than 24 - 50 hours after eating the spicy food and a burning sensation associated with the act due to undigested capsaicin actually does make sense.

unexposedhazard,

i see, that makes sense i guess.

thanks for the quick summary :D

Kecessa,

You donā€™t eat as spicy as you think you do thenā€¦

ImFresh3x, (edited )

Just made salsa last night.

4 tomato 1 onion 1 bunch of cilantro 1 lime 6 Serrano 6 jalapeƱo 6 habanero Salt

Thatā€™s about 1 habanero per small bowl. Most people wouldnā€™t eat a full habanero, or even taste that salsa.

Never had an issue internally with spicy food.

azertyfun,

Because itā€™s so hard to believe that some peopleā€™s digestive systems work differently. Gut microflora is notoriously undiverse in humans. Surely the more likely explanation is that the person youā€™re responding to managed to go their whole life without ever eating spicy food despite actively seeking it out. /s

Maybe thereā€™s a spice level at which Iā€™d get bad shits, but I havenā€™t gotten so much as a tingle yet and I already have the highest tolerance than any white guy I know. You can be a spice snob and say ā€œyou havenā€™t met my guy Rajesh yetā€, but almost no-one saying ā€œspice gives me bad shitsā€ has met Rajesh either so I donā€™t see the point.

Kecessa,

As I replied in another comment, do an ā€œhot onesā€ evening going all the way up to 1m SHU and tell me your ass came out ok.

ImFresh3x,

Done this for fun several time with friends. Not an issue. That da bomb sauce def burns the mouth tho.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You ask the indians to increase the spice, I AM the indian who increases the spice levels.

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Please make me your spicy ass food, please.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Cmon over anytime

Droggelbecher,

It has never happened to me and Iā€™m a spice fiend too. Iā€™ve never gotten diarrhea from Mexican food either.

Kecessa,

My girlfriend felt the same way until we had a ā€œHot Onesā€ party where the spiciest sauce was 750 000 SHU. She went to the bathroom the next morning and I just heard ā€œOooooooooooohā€ā€¦

GBU_28,

Everyone is different. You canā€™t change your butthole

Ephera,

Iā€™ve heard before that it helps a lot, if you eat a lot of fiberā€¦

Sekrayray,

Itā€™s really weird, but as Iā€™ve aged spicy food has really begun to bother me. I absolutely LOVE how it tastes in my mouthā€”even the hottest levels of heat are enjoyable to me.

Iā€™d say around the age of 25 it started bothering me some. Then it got worse as I approached 30. Now in my early 30s I can hardly eat anything thatā€™s above ā€œmildā€ without GI distress several hours later. Iā€™m talking about a horrible burning sensation in my abdomen where it feels as though I can actually track the food moving through my GI tract. The next day I feel ill enough on the toilet that I have to make sure I donā€™t have plans for the first 1-2 hours of my day.

Itā€™s super sad because I love spicy food, but itā€™s not worth the payback. I myself work in healthcare and Iā€™ve searched and searched for something that can physiologically explain that phenomenon (getting worse over the years) and thereā€™s not really anything explained in the literature. All I can think of is something to do with changes in GI flora.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah mine has gotten worse over time as well. When I was a teenager, I could eat anything. Now if I get a half scoop of the Chipotle hot salsa on my burrito, Iā€™ll start feeling it 3 or 4 hours later. It sucks.

slaacaa,

Yes, itā€™s an age thing. Even a few years ago I was impressing my asian colleagues with how much I can take, and regularly ate ghost chili and carolina reapers for fun with friends.

Now at 35, had/have some problems down there, and the doctor told me to lay off spicy food, as I had a minor inflammation of my colon.

Same conclusion as you, I love it, but itā€™s just not worth it. Good news though: I heard that itā€™s really just a tolerance building thing, so if I stay off really spicy foods for a while, then I should be able to enjoy light spices later.

Wanderer,

I weirdly had this issue but over the years I have continued to eat hotter and hotter food and the arsehole issue has gone away completely. Unless I get the shits for some other unrelated reason.

LemmyKnowsBest, in mustard

Perfectly rational reaction

LemmyKnowsBest, in consequences

Good boi is potty trained

lowleveldata, in mustard

Could it be shit tho

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