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logicbomb, in Someone get working on this, right away!

Vampires can’t cross running water, and they don’t seem to do well on the ocean, either. Their options for meeting dolphins are relatively limited.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You just lack imagination! Dolphracula is going to be the next Barbenheimer!

smuuthbrane, in Someone get working on this, right away!
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

TBH this sounds like something that Hotel Transylvania VII would cover when the family decides to go on a vacation to Atlantis and Drac somehow ends up with Neptune’s trident and commands all the ocean animals.

And naturally, starts and undersea monster hotel.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t cheapen the Dracula/dolphin idea like that.

smuuthbrane,
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

I know everyone is hoping for a “Free Willie” moment instead, but with the risk tolerance in Hollywood these days we’d be lucky to get HTVII.

fizzydelta, in Ketchup alignment

The eldritch entities beyond time and space: Fries with ice cream

abrake,

I went to a hipster restaurant about a decade ago where they served fries with a shot glass full of chocolate milk shake on the side for dunking. It was really tasty ngl

ouRKaoS,

This has been a thing for decades, via Wendy’s Frosty.

It’s also about as divisive as pineapple on pizza.

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

c6af-1432908606 Korea’s kfc be like

AngryCommieKender,

Wendy’s fries and a chocolate frosty

AmosBurton, in Get to work, crackheads

Really? We live in a world where shitposts need disclaimers??!

😢

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Or maybe some people just need more coffee 🤷🏻‍♂️

yuriy,

People get too embarrassed about publicly being wrong. I went in on someone recently in a comment thread, typed up like a whole paragraph tearing down what I thought was an indefensible point.

Homeboy replied like “hey you misread my comment”

Rather than edit everything away to hide my shame, I just replied with “you’re right, I’m drunk on a cruise!” and it was honestly a highlight of the voyage. Maybe some randys can get the same enjoyment out of rereading the interaction, and that’s way more than anyone would get out of “edit: whoops”

Zink,

The amount of times I’ve seen the “oops, you’re right, sorry/thanks!” equivalent on Lemmy makes me think this place really has attracted some good people.

Disclaimer: yes we have trolls, shit posts, hot takes, etc.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

If I was embarrassed I would have deleted the post.

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

it was honestly a highlight of the voyage

Bruh if getting politely corrected on social media is the highlight of your holiday, you gotta find a better type of holiday.

yuriy,

replies like this are why it was a highlight 💖

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

I mean it sincerely. It sounds like the cruise itself wasn’t super enjoyable to you. Which is totally fine. Maybe you’d enjoy going on a guided tour, or self-guiding yourself around another country or region. Or maybe you’d get maximal enjoyment out of just spending a week at the beach. Different people have different sorts of ideal holidays, but if a mediocre social media interaction was the highlight of your cruise, I’d be inclined to think cruises might not be yours.

nomous,

Lemmy will learn about hyperbole one day.

prex,

One day a million years from now.

yuriy,

I had a great time, but thank you very much for all the unsolicited advice. The suggestions that I had a bad time are kinda weird though, maybe reapproach the way you talk to strangers!

TseseJuer,

go easy he’s on the spectrum

jeremyparker,

That’s honestly a really great approach. I’m going to do that next time I fuck up at work. Boss: “The production server is down and the database is hosed!”

Me: Omg I’m so sorry! I’m drunk on a cruise!

FilthyShrooms,
@FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world avatar

Literally 1984 2024

Nikls94, in Ketchup alignment

True neutral.

trslim,

Ayee a no ketchup brother

Haagel,

What a sad life sans ketchup…

simple,

I can do all sorts of condiments, but ketchup is just eugh. Just give me sweet chili and we’re good.

Apeman42, in Ketchup alignment
@Apeman42@lemmy.world avatar

Where is “putting some fries in your mouth, then squeezing ketchup into your mouth”?

Perhapsjustsniffit, (edited )

Or a bowl of ketchup and a spoon with fries on top as garnish.

crazybrain,
@crazybrain@lemmy.spacestation14.com avatar

Pretty sure you’re supposed to put the ketchup first, then add the fries.

owenfromcanada,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

I think that’s the hidden “Chaotic Stupid” option.

BedSharkPal, (edited ) in That’s why they put protein in shampoo

But for real, that is just impressive.

ramble81,

That’s some real ATBGE stuff right there.

umbrella,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

what are you talking about this is great taste

superduperenigma, in Follow me for more recipes

The AI really put a strawbussy on that top right strawberry 💀

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I mean… that’s what strawberries look like when you cut them in half.

https://www.freefoodphotos.com/imagelibrary/fruit/jucy_strawberries.jpg

meliaesc,

This is a Christian server!

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

looks at domain name

Uh… sure, buddy

Imgonnatrythis, in Carrot

Waiting to hear about a story where airbag deploys and projects carrot into eye socket.

Mr_Fish,

Hey, did you know carrots are good for your eyesight?

Jimmyeatsausage,

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

LifeInMultipleChoice, (edited )

Those commercials were so confusing. I kept putting the Knee On on my forehead and the Head On on my knees.

ReginaPhalange,

YOU LIED TO ME

tias,

“Carrot”

jimmycrackcrack,

Yeh I think we are owed this story as the price for our debatably useful replies

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Reminds me of the bullet that waited 20 years in a tree to shoot someone

random_character_a, in Ketchup alignment
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

Right there with raw onion, pickle relish and garlic mayonnaise.

MrBusiness,

garlic mayonnaise

I must learn more

HKPiax, in That’s why they put protein in shampoo

Admiral from Monster Hunter World

Fridgeratr,

NERGIGANTE

Mac, (edited ) in Carrot

There are usually only a couple screws that hold in the horn button. They’re usually located on the backside of the steering wheel and they usually go in toward the center from the outside.

Edit: yes, like the following comment says: airbags are extremely dangerous. They are literally explosives. If doing any work on the steering wheel i highly recommend disconnecting the battery.

chocosoldier,

I’d like to add that anyone messing around with anything in that area should be aware that the airbag is very much capable of taking your head off and throwing it into the back seat so make damn sure you know what you’re doing.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

I was going to say, be careful: that’s where they keep the shotgun shells.

Mac,

ABSOLUTELY. Airbags are literally explosives. I always disconnect the battery.

0x4E4F, in That’s why they put protein in shampoo
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I seriously doubt my barber knows who Freeza is.

Gandarf,
@Gandarf@startrek.website avatar

Then you need a new barber.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t have one to be honest 😂. Haven’t cut my hair in 🤔… oooh, probably 5 years or so.

DrPop,

You should get those split ends trimmed, but who am I to talk I haven’t gone in the same amount of time 😑

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, I know 😔… been looking for a cheap one, cuz i really don’t care how it looks as long as I can tie a pony tail.

NewAgeOldPerson,

We need a hair reveal!

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yep, and an active eyebleach comm.

addie, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?
@addie@feddit.uk avatar

I reckon it’ll probably play level six of the first GTA, which I presume is what you’re asking.

Nice build, though - most PCs of that era tend to be a bit dusty and yellowed, but that one’s a beauty. Takes me back.

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I vacuumed it before I posted it.

BillMurray, (edited ) in They'll make anything you need

Why is it that all good calculator manufacturers also have a dark side? I have an RPN calculator made by HP, back in the day they made the holy Grail of RPNs the 32 SII. But they are the single worst thing that has happened to printer ink.

RegalPotoo,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

Because if you are a microchip manufacturer in the 70s:

  • Calculators are a reasonably good revenue stream once you’ve developed a chip, but needs a ton of upfront investment
  • Defence contractors have essentially unlimited budgets from DoD, need chips, and are more than willing to pay for all the R&D to get what they need

The entire US tech and aerospace industries are built on what is effectively massive government subsidies in the form of weapons contracts

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