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moog, in Cursed

Cum

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Cim

TexMexBazooka, in Cursed

You can say cum on the internet

ryannathans,

I thought it was coom on the internet

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I know it’s the state I found the meme in

hunter2,

Sorry, you can say what?

PP_BOY_,
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eager_eagle,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

what are you doing, step bro?

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Joe mama

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

He was typing tho

jaschen, in Cursed

I mean, it’s mostly made of glucose (sugars).

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

And sock

Jerkface, in Ketchup alignment

If ‘ketchup on hand’ is chaotic evil, then what the hell is this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHbIznu8aF8

tigeruppercut, (edited )

That went both too far and not far enough. I didn’t expect the shovel but after it was introduced I thought literally everything was going to end up covered.

…I love the shitposts and memes over here-- never used to enjoy those subs on reddit

Jerkface,

Cheers, buddy!

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Somebody’s fetish most likely

Grass,

I regret clicking that

owenfromcanada,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

BBEG

Filthmontane,

Chaotic sexy

konalt,
@konalt@lemmy.world avatar

how the fuck did you find this

Jerkface,

Ask not the question that will bring sorrow when answered, for the peace lies in the unspoken.

squid_slime, in Piers Morgan gets owned
@squid_slime@lemmy.world avatar
Pandantic,
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

The fact she had to say it twice. Piers Morgan is a twat.

bulwark, in Star-struck
dalekcaan,

Classic

aeronmelon, in Russian roulette brownies

Let the Hunger Games begin!

ChucklesMacLeroy,

You have chosen…unwisely.

BallShapedMan, in Ketchup alignment
@BallShapedMan@lemmy.world avatar
tigeruppercut,

Warms my heart to see there are still places with old arcade games hanging around. Do kids even want to play stuff like centipede or is it there for the parents??

BallShapedMan,
@BallShapedMan@lemmy.world avatar

About always kids. My kids played the hell out of them when they were young there.

blanketswithsmallpox,

… That’s what he said. Chaotic evil. Aren’t all of them near that age?

BallShapedMan,
@BallShapedMan@lemmy.world avatar

Lol pretty much

M137, in Someone get working on this, right away!
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Dolphula - Dracula played by Dolph Lundgren, humanity has died out so dracula chooses the next species to turn into vampires… dolphins! Obligatory Vampire dolphin orgie scene with Dolph in the middle.

Apeman42,
@Apeman42@lemmy.world avatar

Now, here’s the twist, and there is a twist. We show it. We show all of it. Full penetration.

Glifted, in Call me an idiot, but I would die laughing even if something like this happened to me

Nah these are “all-season” tires. People who use summer tires switch them out for winters when the snow drops

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Really? You wanna bet 🤣🤣🤣.

gibmiser,

Then you got me over here, tires smooth as a baby’s ass, sprinkling Rogaine on my tires and hoping for the best

proctonaut,

Insurance claim season

Empricorn,

*Smart people, or those who care!

Altofaltception,

I swap out my all season tires for winter tires when the weather changes.

TheFriar,

Well I don’t drive

KpntAutismus,

you get driven around tho.

TheFriar,

Nah I live in da city booiiii

Case,

I don’t.

I don’t think they even sell winter tires here.

And if winter tires are the little studded ones… Yeah, those aren’t street legal here.

That being said, we tend to shut down the state if someone drops an icecube.

MechanicalJester,

Most aren’t studded and they do make a difference… But that was rink ice under snow.

Even the tractor got pushed around.

aelwero, in Ketchup alignment

I’ve literally done every single one of these, so im thinking that’s true chaotic neutral on my part…

Mamertine,

You’ve filled your hand with ketchup? That’s a real thing?

aelwero,

Is it worse or better that I used someone else’s hand?

limitedduck,

How else are you supposed to maximize teeth coverage

jaschen, in Carrot

I’m not sure if this is a repost from reddit but if you’re actually interested. If you tell us the name and model, I can tell you which screw type it is using manuals. Sometimes it’s a Allen, torz or a regular Philips screw.

VindictiveJudge,
@VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world avatar

Is it ever a flat head? Just out of idle curiosity.

jaschen,

Almost never. I have seen it used in classic cars before the Allen was invented but nothing since. The flathead screws had a high chance of slippage that might result in scratching the vehicle.

Typically it’s a torx or allen.

match, in Now who is laughing?
@match@pawb.social avatar

this idea is going straight to space station 13, I’m sure

StrahdVonZarovich,
@StrahdVonZarovich@ttrpg.network avatar

Hey, a fellow space station player in the wild! Please God don’t let the station clown get this, he already tied me up in the library so I have to watch his nonsense.

Godric,

I’ve played like 2 games of it and have no idea wtf is going on, any tips?

skulblaka,

I’ve played like 60 games and barely have any idea wtf is going on, good luck lmao

My advice is to pick something relatively low impact like janitor or bartender if it’s available and just try and hang out and see what happens. Or just be an assistant but people tend to ignore you or grief you if you’re assistant. Some of the more complex roles, if you’re interested in trying them, such as engineering or botany, are greatly benefited by figuring out how to host a private server to log on to and practice outside of a real game. Medical, at least as of a couple years ago when I last played, is pretty formulaic and as long as you know what operation you need to perform and have the supplies to do it, you can just follow a wiki page recipe.

Don’t trust sec, don’t trust the clown, if anyone outside of your departnent is being exceptionally nice to you they’re probably going to stuff your corpse in a locker 20 minutes from now if you don’t help them kidnap HoP. Learn to be robust. Rules (both social, and actual game rules and code) will differ, sometimes greatly, depending what server you’re currently on, but reading the Goonstation wiki should give you approximate knowledge of most things.

If you roll antagonist, God be with you, and know that we’ve all royally bungled many an antag objective, most especially when new. Just try to have as much fun as you can, the points don’t matter anyway.

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

make friends and survive :3

art, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?
@art@lemmy.world avatar

You could probably play Doom so that’s a total win.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Meeh, you can play doom on your shoes, that’s no measure.

Etterra, in Someone get working on this, right away!

Vampire dolphins?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Now we’re talking!

sbv,

volphins, if you will

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