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tedmustard, in Cryptic runes bringing to mind unspeakable horror. OC

This says “get fucked” in Gallifreyan

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Dog park next left

tedmustard,

This is much funnier 🤣

BenM2023,
@BenM2023@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t think about the dog park…

FauxPseudo, (edited )
@FauxPseudo@lemmy.world avatar

Do you want your entire fleat eaten by a dog? Because that’s how you get your entire fleat eaten by a dog.

Rakonat, in And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩

If you think a girl’s hands are cold, wait till you feel their bare feet against your legs in the middle of the night.

Kusimulkku,

Legs? How about your back lol

Rakonat,

Im not Al Bundy and didn’t marry Peg.

Kusimulkku,

I married some sort of animal that likes to sleep in weird positions. Legs in back are too common for me

uid0gid0,

I was out shoveling snow the other day and I guess I need new boots cause my feet were frozen. Then it was turnabout is fair play when I put my cold feet on her and she acted like I was the worst human being ever.

Slovene,

Ha! Luckily I don’t have that problem like you losers with wives and girlfriends. 🥲

sentient_loom, in Unexpected
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m traumatized.

irreticent,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sodomised.

BreadOven,

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Lemminary, (edited )

You’re welcome. slaps ass, zips up, winks

Chev,

I came

ummthatguy, in Cryptic runes bringing to mind unspeakable horror. OC
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

https://38.media.tumblr.com/e38648c5fd40a25714b77409e2e74694/tumblr_inline_ml9r9ytF7E1qz4rgp.gif

FauxPseudo,
@FauxPseudo@lemmy.world avatar

Just rewatched that two weeks ago.

LodeMike,

Is that the Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy?

FauxPseudo,
@FauxPseudo@lemmy.world avatar

Nothing else is, except all the things that are.

LodeMike,

Sure

DreamTraveler, in Cryptic runes bringing to mind unspeakable horror. OC

Might need to listen to TOOL for proper directions

dorumon,
@dorumon@lemmy.world avatar

Petscop?

unreachable, in Unexpected
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!unexpected

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ah, good to know 👍.

covert_czar,
@covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

.world doesn’t show me any posts !unexpected right?

tja,
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

It seems the last post on .world was 6 months ago

SparkX, in Unexpected

Film location “Radio Kootwijk”

abbadon420,

Gekoloniseerd!

I_Fart_Glitter, in And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩

I’m cold girl until the second I fall asleep, then my body heats up like a nuclear reactor and if I’ve fallen asleep with a heating pad (because cold) I wake up in 20 minutes all hot and A N G E R Y like the hulk.

MrBusiness,

So you the red hulk frfr

Kusimulkku,

This is my wife. Cold as hell when going to sleep, but in the time it takes me to fall asleep she goes from ice block to inferno.

Nature is amazing

MacNCheezus, in Are you not entertained?
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Meanwhile, in a different store…

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/bdc0c124-c404-4d3e-81ea-7d3cb16ad7be.jpeg

corus_kt, (edited )

Mozzarella wants to use you

Some of them gouda get used by you

bmsok,

The image AND the username… well done

Aurenkin, in I approve of both name choices.

Must be the younger brother of Evil Dead

andrew_bidlaw,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Who had an unborn twin sharing his name.

panicnow, in Americans will measure with anything but the metric system.

What was the prank?

atx_aquarian, (edited )
@atx_aquarian@lemmy.world avatar

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoot

The smoot is a nonstandard, humorous unit of length created as part of an MIT fraternity pledge to Lambda Chi Alpha by Oliver R. Smoot, who in October 1958 lay down repeatedly on the Harvard Bridge between Boston and Cambridge, Massachusetts, so that his fraternity brothers could use his height to measure the length of the bridge.

Jackcooper,

The 83 year old Smoot is still alive, and his career was as a chairman of two standardization organizations. Pretty funny.

The_Eminent_Bon, in Purrfect conversation

What they conserving

kittenzrulz123,

A little bit of silliness :3

sag,

My bad

The_Eminent_Bon,

Just because yer bad guy doesn’t mean yer a bad guy

ryathal, in Ketchup alignment

Where’s mixed with mayo on the chart?

smitten,

That might also qualify as lawful evil, but it does really taste good

hperrin, in Cursed

What’s curn?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a crusty sock wash detergent

beckerist, in Americans will measure with anything but the metric system.

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    Ensign_Crab,

    And was chairman of ANSI, followed by president of ISO.

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