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Uschaan, in They're all dicks if you ask me

I’m pretty sure Tenxas would be worse.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Where would we even put all of those? Canada?

Classy,

Gulf of Mexico

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

The gulf says mexicno

Doombot1,

Space, where they can’t influence things? They should be fine with their independent power grid, right?

TheMightyCanuck,
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

Please God no. We already have Texas lite with Alberta

Source: Albertan

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

How about Albeighta as a compromise

corus_kt, in Reblog if youre american

I’m in the minority here but I got it done to me as a kid (no choice, barely aware etc) and I’m grateful for it. Just way cleaner overall and no discernible difference - there’s the rumor that it affects sensitivity but I’m just as horny as the rest of the damn men are. Also because I was so young (or maybe the docs at the hospital were skilled), the only scar is a tiny scab on the under side that doesn’t affect anything. I wouldn’t endorse it for children but I can’t argue it was terrible either.

TheGrandNagus, (edited )

It affecting sensitivity is not a rumour, it’s a fact. There are nerve endings in the foreskin. Ergo, it must remove sensitivity. And this can be corroborated by many who get the procedure done as adults.

And the “way cleaner” thing makes zero sense unless you don’t have access to running water. The world outside of the US + Middle East aren’t walking around with dirty dicks, and if you don’t have running water, all of you will be dirty regardless.

There are babies in the US that die each year from circumcision complications. It causes pain. It reduces sensitivity. Plenty of them are done "traditionally’ - i.e. without any pain relief or sterilisation. It leaves scars. 5% of circumcisions are botched, sometimes causing pain and discomfort - particularly during sex - for the man’s whole lifetime.

It’s completely unnecessary, and barbaric.

The fact that we’re in 2024 and there’s still places out there cutting parts of the dick off of babies as a religious or quasi-religious (in the case of the US) ceremony is crazy.

corus_kt,

Ah, noted. Maybe I was lucky

blanketswithsmallpox,

Your brain compensates for a lot of the missing nerves. Just imagine the orgasm with em all still there lol.

Mek,

It’s “way cleaner” in the same way that spraying fabric freshener on a pair of shit stained underwear is "way cleaner’.

Kusimulkku,

just way cleaner

Man, just wash your dick. Everyone should wash their dick

there’s the rumor that it affects sensitivity

rumor

Hmm

Nikls94,

I got it done as an adult for medical reasons. I stand fully behind everything you said. But: I don’t have any scar whatsoever

TheGrandNagus, (edited )

Getting it done as an adult is fine. You consented. I’m also fine with piercings or tattoos on adults but not on babies for the same reason. Though that’s a bit of a false equivalence as genital mutilation is more dangerous and less reversible than those other two, so I guess I find them less objectionable, though still fucked up.

Getting it done out of medical necessity is also fine, for pretty obvious reasons.

Forcing it upon a baby for no reason isn’t.

Darkwatch00,

Have you noticed any loss of sensation compared to before the procedure?

Nikls94,

Nope, not that I’m aware of.

foo,

If you wash your dick the cleanliness isn’t a problem

Also sensitivity has nothing to do with how horny you are.

corus_kt,

I’m not saying cleanliness is a problem, it’s just easier to clean. If you exercise often, it’s easier to maintain a short hairstyle clean than a long one for example.

‘Horny’ may have not been the best term to use but I hope the message got across. If I was more sensitive before getting cc’d, then I must have had one hell of a hair trigger

Mago,

Dude, as someone who was cut as an adult (medical reasons) i can tell you that the change in sensitivity is H.U.G.E.

I have WAY less sensitivity afterwards and it gets worse over time.

orrk,

the reason he mentioned the horny bit was ironically the exact reason this was started in the first place, because the man who tried to make a cereal so boring it would kill morning wood, said it would make people less horny (well not just Kellogg but many others as well)

TheGrandNagus,

Fun fact: the same guy also wanted to burn girls’ clits with acid so they wouldn’t masturbate either, though that didn’t catch on.

Draedron,

Lol how is it cleaner? You just wash your dick and it is clean anyways. You are juat trying to justify it because you dont want to blame your parents for cutting pieces off you to fit their aesthetic.

crazyCat,

Why do people downvote you for just sharing your experience in a manner? I’m circumcised too and glad that I am.

TheGrandNagus, (edited )

Because he’s A) talking nonsense, and B) making genital mutilation of babies sound like it’s not that bad.

You want part of your dick cut off? Cool. Do it when you’re old enough to consent to it. Genuinely. If that’s what floats your boat, then do it. People should have the right to body autonomy. Slice your ear off as well if that’s what you’re into. Anything.

If this were about tattooing babies, or piercing them, or cutting off their earlobes, everyone would rightly be against it (even though all of these are less dangerous and less likely to have complications).

It’s only because Americans, Jews, and Muslims are used to this practice that they accept it. If it were a new thing, it would be seen as the barbaric practice that it truly is.

I believe there’s also the element of “well if I admit that circumcision of babies is wrong, that means there’s something wrong with my penis. And I don’t want there to be something wrong with my penis. Therefore I’m on the side of genital mutilation being ok.”

undefinedValue,

God damn you have some serious issues my dude. Sorry your parents traumatized you but you need to calm down and stop attacking people who have different opinions than you. He said he got it done and he was grateful for it, let it go and stop downvote brigading because he doesn’t fall into line with your cronies. The whole Brogan anti circumcision crew from Reddit was one of the cringiest groups that I wish never migrated over to lemmy. They were so self righteous about their stance they would never listen to arguments from the other side, and were 1000% convinced everyone else was a monster.

I for one am happy mine was done, my dick is plenty sensitive and it doesn’t look like a crusty ant eater. My sexual partners have been very thankful for the same, and I’ve received numerous compliments to the same. The truth is, most women find uncircumcised dick to be pretty gross. I can see a few reasons for that, and one of them is simply the look, but the other is because more than a few of them had to deal with a dirty fucking uncut guy who didn’t wash probably and it was nasty af and left them with a bad impression of uncut guys.

CallumWells,

“well if I admit that circumcision of babies is wrong, that means there’s something wrong with my penis. And I don’t want there to be something wrong with my penis. Therefore I’m on the side of genital mutilation being ok.”

TheGrandNagus, (edited )

No issues here. I’m against mutilating the genitals of babies, like a normal person.

The people who have serious issues are the ones who get happy at the thought of taking a newborn baby and slicing part of their dick off. They are brainwashed.

You’ll notice I said it’s good that he likes his circumcision. Just that it should’ve been done as an adult, with consent. Not forced on him as a baby.

I’m sorry that you view cutting off parts of babies’ dicks to be a great cause worthy of championing. That’s pretty sad. That cutting off parts of babies in a needless procedure that frequently goes wrong is something that gets your mutilated dick hard.

And yeah, being pro baby mutilation is something that a monster would like. Unironically, to mutilate the genitalia of babies is something we should view as being the actions of a monster. But religion drives people to do crazy things.

Hahahaha most women absolutely do not find normal, un-mutilated dicks to be ugly. Quit making shit up.

I’m really sorry you got mutilated as a baby. Genuinely. Hope the scarring isn’t too bad and you were one of the lucky majority who don’t get a botched circumcision. But you need to get over this insecurity about your dick.

Anyolduser,

The more time I spend on Lemmy the more I realize people here are just the worst.

TheGrandNagus, (edited )

Those people against genital mutilation of babies are the worst.

Like who the fuck do they think they are? I can cut whatever I want from babies. I don’t hear them declining consent. Checkmate, infants.

Anyolduser,

I’m against circumcision too.

I didn’t downvote a guy who had it done to him against his will for sharing his personal experience.

Socsa,

Because this particular internet conversation moved beyond any kind of rationality somewhere around 2002

TheGrandNagus,

Yeah, the people against mutilating the genitals of babies are irrational when they talk about how fucked up they think forced genital mutilation is.

It’s definitely not the people who dogmatically defend cutting off parts of baby genitalia despite all the suffering and issues it causes, who are behaving irrationally.

If you want to have parts of your dick chopped off, more power to ya. But do it when you’re a consenting adult.

modifier,

This is a barbaric practice that itself is only a surrogate for the much more barbaric practice of child sacrifice.

To suggest discussion of it moved beyond any kind of rationality is laughable because its very foundation is a rejection of rationality.

Let’s have a rational discussion: what is your best, rational, science-backed reason for supporting the nonconsensual mutilation of male infants?

I know some of those words are emotionally provocative but they are 100% accurate and simply not cloaked in polite euphemism, and you need to engage with each of them on a rational basis.

I eagerly await your thoughts.

chakan2,
@chakan2@lemmy.world avatar

Most people think this, however this is the Internet where minorities shout the loudest.

TokenBoomer,

Sometimes the majority be stupid. I know, I know, hard to believe. Remember the Geocentric model?

nickwitha_k,

there’s the rumor that it affects sensitivity

Just to offer a correction to this for you, it is not a “rumor” but physiological fact. Circumcision removes the frenar band, which is very densely innervated and a principal errogenous zone for those that are uncircumcised, additonally, the Meissner’s corpuscles, which contain thousands of touch receptors and tens of thousands of endings that are biologically specialized for sexual pleasure are amputated.

I can’t, personally, attest to the effect as being cut is all that I’ve ever known but, the evidence is undeniable about the fact that circumcision diminishes the male sexual experience.

RubberElectrons,
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

You’re probably correct. All of this non-consensual body mod shit, for men and women, sucks.

What’s done is done, but I won’t repeat the mistakes. I also harbor no Ill will about it either, I’m living life with the hand I’ve been dealt, and having fun too.

nickwitha_k,

Absolutely! Though, if a low-risk procedure becomes avalable to restore it with full biological functionality (all the nerves, glands, etc), I’ll absolutely get it, if I can. I don’t harbor ill will either as, probably, none of those involved had any idea, with how commonplace it is in the US.

I’m just happy that I wasn’t the recipient of a botched circumcision and that they are pretty uncommon in the developed world at somewhere around 0.6% but in some developing nations that shoots up to a reported 5%. And that’s a pretty fucked up amount of risk to subject one who cannot consent to such a procedure to.

modifier,

I’ve had a foreskin all my life and it’s just another part of your body that you learn to care for, like ears.

Also like ears, it takes a little bit of extra work to care for your foreskin, but it’s worth it because not-unlike ears, foreskin heightens your sensitivity to stimuli.

Also, like ears, the idea of lopping it off is barbaric on its face. We in the west are happy to use the descriptive, and more emotionally resonant term ‘genital mutilation’ when we talk about the equally barbaric practice that is forced on females in other cultures, but we still hide behind euphemism and branding when talking about mutilating perfectly good penises.

Also, this is intelligent design? You leave at least two defects in the V1 production push, refuse to release a day 1 patch, and your hot fix for one defect is just to cut if off - eventually, meanwhile the appendix is just left to lurk.

Goods not as advertised.

Thorny_Insight, (edited ) in Me IRL

Jokes aside there’s really some truth in this. I’m not sure if it’s the dopamine or that I just need to disctract my mind away from the things that makes me anxious but I sure as hell don’t do it because I’m horny. I don’t even remember what being horny feels like.

And no, I’m not one of those nofap/pornfree fanatics. For most people there probably is not an issue there. It’s only when you spend 6 hours several times a week doing something like this that you might start to consider this may not be good for you.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

i mean i think the problem is less whacking one out and more the fact that it’s what you have to resort to to bring some joy into your life

Thorny_Insight,

Well ofcourse it’s a combination of things but I feel like there something to the theory of how overstimulation like that drains your dopamine reserves (or something) and kind of makes you numb to more mundane positive experiences.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

that really just sounds like victim blaming to me, by that logic couples that have sex often should be miserable too but the precise opposite seems to be the case

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Maybe it’s because you share the experience with a SO. Doing it alone can bring momentary joy and relief, but in the long run, it can’t replace sex.

TheActualDevil,

How does that work, physiologically? We’re talking dopamine in the brain. If what that user said was true and “overstimulation like that drains your dopamine reserves (or something),” then another person being there wouldn’t make a difference.

I mean, it’s because they have a misunderstanding on how brain chemistry works, obviously. Like, it can store it, but it doesn’t get used up from doing things that feel good. That’s what makes dopamine. And while loneliness is a problem in the general population, it’s more likely that longer lasting gratification from sex isn’t from the physical act or even just the physical act with another person, but the joy gained from the relationship as a whole. Pretending that there’s chemically something different happening in the brain just because there is physically another person there is ridiculous. I’ve had plenty of unfulfilling sex with people I didn’t like that didn’t make me happy/content afterwards like masturbating would have.

Thorny_Insight,

It’s reward without effort and it’s dose that makes the poison.

Is smoking weed bad? What about smoking weed all day every day?

Thorny_Insight,

Well I’m the victim of my own behaviour and I’m definitely not blaming anyone else but myself. Also, there’s a difference between doing something in healthy amounts and being obsessed about it. I don’t know about you but personally I feel like wasting 20+ hours into porn and masturbation in a week doesn’t seem healthy. It my not be the sole cause for ones problems but it’s definitely not helping.

wildwhitehorses,

It’s that or be 300kg. Like not feeling horny, I swear I don’t feel hunger, I just eat to be happy. There is a balance between food and fapping.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Actually, I do believe it’s true, because I went through a phase like this where I wanted nothing else but sex and I masturbated a lot. Nothing else interesred me, everything else was stupid and boring. Turns out I was depressed, got medication for that, still take it and things just got back to normal.

But, I never understood why a depressed person would want to have sex so much and masturbate a lot… until I saw this, and then it clicked. I probably just needed the dopamine fix because that was the only thing that made me feel good.

Thorny_Insight,

Depression and anxiety definitely has something to do with it in my case but what’s weird is that I don’t have any desire for sex whatsoever. It’s 100% just a habit/addiction/distraction. I hardly even get any pleasure from it and without an exception feel absolutely shit afterwards. Then I hit rock bottom and stop doing it for few weeks but as the first signs of healing start appearing meaning I can feel the tiniest amount of horniness again I then relapse and the loop starts all over again.

Been without about a week now, again, and I’m about at the point where it starts getting hard again. By it I don’t mean IT.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, you’re in a loop. You should try and get out more, when the loop starts that is. There is nothing wrong with masturbating IMO, even if it’s a few times a week, or even once a day, but if you start doing it several times a day, yeah, that is somewhat not really healthy. Sure, you’re keeping your prostate in check (this is mainly why I recommend anyone above 30, 35 to do it regularly), but that’s not the reason why you’re doing it, is it.

For me, it was mainly sex. Had a lot of quarels with my partner back then and makeup sex was the only thing I wanted… it felt weird… I’ve always been agressive in bed, but this time, I felt like I wanted to punish her… I really have no idea what was going on with me at that time, it was a weird period, I didn’t feel like myself at all.

reddithalation, in "looks inside, individually packaged"

i think that might be a suicide prevention measure, i remember something about blister packaging helping reduce suicide rates.

greatbarriergeek,

Just looked this up, had no idea but it makes sense

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

😂 Bro its sad how so many doctors dont really consider most humans adults lol

Reddfugee42,

Elaborate

Aermis,

Adults are the ones usually killing themselves by overdosing. Suicide is final, and survivors of botched attempts praise that they failed to kill themselves. It’s why men have a higher suicide rate, because their method is usually final. Having a packaging that hinders the process of suicide via overdosing is helpful to all involved.

downdaemon, (edited )
@downdaemon@lemmy.ml avatar

i talked some shit above but that sounds more right, do you have any sources?

Aermis,

CDC reports 90% of suicide survivors don’t attempt a second suicide.

psychologytoday.com/…/surviving-a-suicide-attempt

Why more men die than women in suicide attempts.

bbc.com/…/20190313-why-more-men-kill-themselves-t…

bluewing,

You will also often see such packaging used with in hospitals, group homes, and nursing homes. It helps to limit med errors for nurses and cnas and can allow some mentally handicapped people or elderly to have some control over their lives.

It’s not a common packaging you are going to get from a pharmacy unless specified for you by a doctor.

cactusupyourbutt,

that still works if you put 20 in the same blister package

Lemmyvisitor, in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

does this hurt the oyster

100_percent_a_bot,

I’m pretty sure this is just how they eat

dantheclamman,
@dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, it can. It can clog their gills, making their feeding less efficient, or interfere with their reproduction through chemicals that leach from the plastic particles. Source: I study bivalves

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Don’t think so, but we can make it painful if that’s what you want?

platypus_plumba,

Can they scream? If not, can we make that happen?

ElBarto, (edited )
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ohh for sure, we can do that, you want just “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHRHRHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” type of basic scream or you want it to go into specific details on where and how it hurts?

Both at the right decibel to not cause pain to the human listener, but loud enough to be heard at a distance.

jjagaimo,

Femur breaker

MrShankles,
ImFresh3x, (edited )

Oysters actually need clean/unpolluted water. What they eat and clean is sediment, phytonutrients, and phytoplankton. Well at least that’s what I was tood by an oyster farmer. They clear the water which is good for the sea grass, and the small fish, which is good for the big fish and so on.

rockSlayer, in When your crush walks into class but you're homeschooled...

Too bad that traitor rag ruins a beautiful red dress

silasmariner,

I don’t know if ‘traitor’ is really the right term for separatists… I mean, it’s a hard spot, right? You’re betraying someone one way or another whichever side you choose

itsnicodegallo,

Read any of the States’ Declarations of Secession, and you’ll see how the Confederacy betrayed humanity with that racist garbage. I would literally get banned if I copied and pasted what they say.

rockSlayer,

I don’t have a lot of sympathy for the Southern Confederacy. They left the union because they wanted to expand the enslavement of people. That’s not just the leaders either, soldiers in the Confederacy made it crystal clear in their diaries and letters that they would rather die than be equal with a black person. They fired first, and they had no right to leave the union under any circumstances. They were traitors.

Rivalarrival,

they had no right to leave the union under any circumstances.

I wholeheartedly agree with you on every other part, but that particular sentiment is rather disturbing. The particular reason they gave was not an acceptable justification for leaving the union, but the idea that they have no such right at all is extraordinarily problematic.

I mention this because we are a year away from a scenario where several states may determine that a particular candidate is unqualified to even run, let alone win the presidential election. We may very well find ourselves in a situation where half the country recognizes one person as president, while the other half recognizes a different person.

The idea that the states representing the majority of We The People should not be allowed to dissociate from a self-described dictator is a big fucking problem.

The union is only valid so long as we have the right to leave it.

silasmariner,

Thanks for this, very much captured what I was thinking but you used words betterer

umbrella,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

also ruins a young girl full of potential

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Potential is what she calls her brother.

thorbot, (edited ) in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything

I don’t know what the fuck any of this is. What does that make me?

khannie,
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

Gen X?

slurpeesoforion,

We stopped crying. Except at funerals and over properly cooked steak.

psud,

Gen x got MASH reruns and internalised the theme song “suicide is painless”

khannie,
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

I woke up, read your comment and have the flippin’ song bouncing around in my head since.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1401eb65-94be-4bb5-9542-2c403de09972.jpeg

XTornado,

Not from USA. Well the last one I guess you could know as is from YouTube, that said I didn’t know who the guy was or is either.

Honestly I haven’t seen any of that I know the rest because of reddit mentioning them in another moments. Again not from the US.

thorbot,

I wish I could claim I wasn’t from the US because its embarrassing to live here right now, but I am. Never watched a single episode of blues clues, it was popular when I was in high school.

Vespair,

I’m a millennial from the US and I’ve never seen even an episode of Blue’s Clues.

jimbolauski,

As a young gen Xer the only reason I know about blues clues was my nieces.

XTornado, (edited )

It’s from Nickelodeon it seems so I guess you need to have the channel first and then watch it and watch it when they did it…

I mean where I am from the private cable tv wasn’t as common so it was easier for people to see most of the stuff as all was free over the air tv, as long as you had a tv and antenna that’s it.

On America it seems like it would be easier I guess for people not see certain things if they didn’t have cable or their didn’t have certain channel or similar.

mcc,

Japanese?

thorbot,

わかりました、賢い人

wishthane,

Wow that is a terrible translation haha

schmidtster, in I don't get it

Why so sour?

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

ME SO SOUR!

someguy3,

Me sour you long time.

Viking_Hippie,

Sour sour five dollar!

saigot,

Weird choice to use purple as the butt of the joke and not a more sour one like yellow.

schmidtster,

Some grapes are considered sour instead of sweet, but I get your point, not the first choice I would go with either.

originalucifer, in Also, the doors actually open.
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

heres to celebrating winners!

ElBarto, in Why is this so hard
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

All you do is put the top between the palms of your hands and rub them together like you’ve just come up with an evil plan and they pop open.

LemmyKnowsBest,

bonus points if you actually come up with an evil plan while you’re doing it

Corkyskog, in A lesson in Input Validation
@Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works avatar

I would be a little afraid of eating my order after that.

YoorWeb,

It depends, if the employer doesn’t treat his staff well, they’d give you extra portion.

SpaceNoodle, in You were dumb too

when they kids

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Nobody is spared from The Dumb.

SpaceNoodle,

Is our children learning?

Sanctus, (edited )
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

They was, they still is, but they was to too.

Edit: that was exceptionally fun to type

SpaceNoodle,
Sanctus, (edited )
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Lmfao I have nothing to add to this but my unabated laughter. Absolutely amazing.

SpaceNoodle,

Mission Accomplished

papalonian, in I’ll be waiting in the car

Anywhere that casually lists spiders and centipedes along with reptiles is not somewhere that I wanna be.

Slovene,

No trip to Straya for you then.

negativenull, in I knew it all along!
@negativenull@startrek.website avatar

The smoke that comes out of computers sometimes is caused by the little people getting pissed off and lighting little fires out of protest.

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

Oh no! The tiny people in the computer are French

pivot_root,

This made me laugh way harder than it should have.

VinnieFarsheds, (edited )
@VinnieFarsheds@lemmy.world avatar

So it works by inserting expensive wine and smelly cheese?

elephantium,
@elephantium@lemmy.world avatar

Out of cheese error?!

Yerbouti,

So-so-so so-li-da-ri-té

joel_feila, in State flags
@joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

Hey Minnesota diesnt have toes anymore

sawdustprophet,
@sawdustprophet@midwest.social avatar

Hey Minnesota diesnt have toes anymore

Technically, the new flag doesn’t come into use for another 5 months or so, assuming the legislature doesn’t stop it.

It does look pretty slick, though.

ironeagl,

Nor Utah?

WetBeardHairs,

Big step up

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Stepping? Without toes? Stumbling, more like.

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