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random_character_a, (edited ) in Are you not entertained?
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It’s only entertaining if you buy one of each and force your children to taste every single one.

BoxerDevil,

Lol

ooterness, in Target acquired

Why does he still have a quiver full of arrows?

Aurenkin,

In case of close quarters fighting

shadmere,

To load the gun. Pay attention!

MataVatnik,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

It’s actually full of mags

Fedizen,

those are actually for cleaning the barrel

Pumafred9, in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

You should say something else.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Something else

MaxHardwood,

Surely they didn’t mean that

CosmicTurtle,

I did mean that. And don’t call me Shirley.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor?

sleen, in Me opening up to people

Can I can, can can.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

DO THE CAN CAN CAN!
DO THE CAN CAN CAN!

originalucifer, in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire
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ha, they will be pretty no more if those bags go off

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Pretty bloody

HerrVorragend, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?
@HerrVorragend@lemmy.world avatar

Ah, the sounds of my early teenage years

0x4E4F,
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Mine as well ☺️.

db2, in pontificus maximus

St Paul the fictional character or the real city?

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

To be fair, Paul was probably real. Not all the writings we attribute to him are his.

Forester,
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We know he was alive for a fact based on multiple historical examples and cross references. What we don’t know is whether or not he was divinely inspired or high as balls.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

I think he was a con man, plain and simple

Forester,
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Pretty likely

runeko,
@runeko@programming.dev avatar

Con man and high as balls are not mutually exclusive.

TseseJuer,

check out Archaix

Forester,
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St. Paul, the guy who co-founded Christianity the Roman tax collector that we have historical records that for a fact indicate he existed, that guy.

db2,

Ok bud. Sure thing.

moshtradamus666,

People like you are the reason I’m embarrassed to call myself an atheist.

Forester, (edited )
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What’s even funnier is while I am a “Christian”, this is actually a very critical Christian meme. But I’m also of the belief that most satanists make better Christians than Christians do so…

AlligatorBlizzard,

It is kinda funny to imagine Minnesota being run by a bunch of based satanists feeding kids and such.

Forester, (edited )
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Sounds like the kind of people Jesus would hang out with.

Instigate,

Honestly? Nah. Jesus wouldn’t be hanging with Satanists because that would be preaching to the converted - His work is already done. Fact is that Jesus likely would spend his time with right-wing Christofascists, but he would spend all of his time trying to convince them why they’re wrong. He’d be crucified again, but that’s kinda His deal. He hung out with vagrants and prostitutes because those were the ones who needed Him most; these days the ones who need Him most are the false Christians.

Forester, (edited )
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He spent a good amount of time hanging out with the fishermen. You know the people that would feed the community. I’m not saying you’re wrong though. But I don’t think he would be hanging out as much as lecturing the christians

The_Lopen,

I think there’s a distinct difference between him with the ‘sinners’ and him with the fishermen. By my probably biased understanding, most of what he did with the fishermen/apostles was tell them what to do, like one facet of a leader. And what he seemed to do with everyone else was uplift and occasionally teach, also like a leader.

Again, biased, I’m a Mormon.

PhlubbaDubba,

Honestly I consider it a consequence of how long Christianity functioned as a state affair

Christians who sit in pews like angels and then don’t even glance towards the needy aren’t so much signaling their own piety as much as acting out a previously enforced by law custom for which not obliging would get you condemned by your community.

The conservative doesn’t see traditions as an expression of a culture and its values, but rather as rituals that they had to endure whether they liked it or not and so now you do too.

My dad’s a devout Christian and the man let me and my sis both stop attending church long before we were both old enough to go away to college, although tbf that may have been more because he was sick of the effort of waking us both up for the sermon he wanted to go to lol.

TheRaven,
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Then don’t. I don’t believe in any god. I just don’t call myself an atheist. I’m just not anything. If there was a survey of which religion I belonged to, I just wouldn’t check any box. Then I don’t have to associate myself with any group, I just am.

GBU_28,

What the fuck are you spouting off about? The other comment was called out for not knowing history

Forester, (edited )
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That’s the definition of an atheist bro. A theist believes in a higher power and an atheist does not.

TheRaven,
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“It’s odd that the word atheist even exists. I don’t play golf. Is there a word for non-golf players? Do non-golf players gather and strategize? Do non-skiers have a word and come together and talk about the fact that they don’t ski?”

  • Neil deGrasse Tyson
LengAwaits, (edited )

This is a pretty sad take from NdT, and it comes across as though he were attempting to dodge a question. Perhaps even to avoid being labeled, which is probably why you like it.

If 99% of the population were golfers, and 1% weren’t, there would almost certainly be a word for the people who didn’t golf. Same applies to theists. Up until very recently it would have been considered quite unusual to not be a theist.

Atheists did not decide on that label. The word is believed to have initially been pejorative.

superduperenigma,

St. Paul as in the fictional city.

Forester,
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St Paul the musical

synae,

St Paul the flamethrower!

Forester, (edited )
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The kids love that one

T4V0,
@T4V0@lemmy.pt avatar

St Paul the Muppet movie

mp3,
@mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

Yes

ScrollerBall,

St. Paul the sandwich

LengAwaits,

The St. Paul sandwich is wildly underappreciated. I had never heard of it before I lived in Missouri, and after I left I found that, like me, most people have never even heard of it. It’s a sad state of affairs.

The St. Paul sandwich is a national treasure. It’s a uniquely American food that only exists by dint of the “melting pot” of cultures that we as a country used to count among our best features.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f4419fea-c0b4-4d1b-9c45-3bb926cf1f80.jpeg

Forester,
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Damn, that looks like a great sandwich

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

The St. Paul sandwich is wildly underappreciated. I had never heard of it before I lived in Missouri, and after I left I found that, like me, most people have never even heard of it. It’s a sad state of affairs.

That might be due to the fact that according to Wikipedia, this sandwich is a Missouri thing. Although I’ll agree it does sound tasty and I’d certainly try it if I saw it somewhere.

Perhaps this means you’ve been called to spread the good news of the St. Paul Sandwich to other states…

LengAwaits,

Perhaps this means you’ve been called to spread the good news of the St. Paul Sandwich to other states…

You’re absolutely right, and it’s exactly why I’m here preaching! I don’t yet preach the gospel of St. Paul (the sandwich) to every single person I meet, but I’m working up to it.

I think what’s so maddening about the situation is that you can get egg foo young at nearly every Chinese take-out joint in the US, but only in Missouri are they willing to slap it on some cheap white bread for you. The best part is, it’s an incredibly cheap meal, that isn’t completely bereft of nutrition. When I lived in Missouri you could get a St. Paul sandwich for like… $2. It was always one of the cheapest things on the menu, and it saved my then-broke, kitchen-less ass more than once!

These days I just take the necessary ingredients to the restaurant with me, order the egg foo young, then assemble the sandwich right there on the takeout counter, while maintaining eye contact with the nearest employee. I think they’re getting the message.

MacNCheezus, (edited )
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Have you considered opening a food stand and selling them? Perhaps others would enjoy them too, and be willing to pay you for that. I would.

LengAwaits,

I’ve definitely considered opening a St. Paul Sandwich food truck or street-cart, but I do worry that it’s not my place to do so. People often catch flak for “cultural appropriation” these days, and I don’t want to offend, or be persecuted, as a white man selling a Chinese-American specialty.

Plus I’d have to give up my day job and take a big leap of faith. Now, I’ve never introduced the sandwich to anyone who didn’t end up enjoying it, once they tried it, but I’m just not confident enough that it would take off. Maybe I should just do it on weekends to test the waters?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Maybe I should just do it on weekends to test the waters?

That sounds like a great idea. Definitely don’t just quit your job without testing the idea first. Start cheap and small, and if there is enough demand, you can always upsize later.

FederatedSaint, in There's a backstory to this Costco sign. And I'd like to know what happened.

It’s obv not a Costco sign, there is a Tesco product in the background and Costco does not sell other companies’ house-brand stuff. Just Kirkland and name brand stuff.

OutlierBlue,

You still shouldn’t throw Tesco cabbages at Costco staff.

The_Eminent_Bon,

What about M&S cabbages?

Crashumbc, in Target acquired

Or the eagles take the ring to mount doom… One page done

Decoy321,

Every time I hear this idea, I think of this Oglaf comic

uid0gid0,

He’d prefer if they walk

caseyweederman,

Sauron was watching for that though. It’s easy to fly out of a place when the defenses are all down.

indomara, in Let the triggering begin

This, is an occlupanid. To read further about the fascinating research on these, see the “Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group” (HORG) website. www.horg.com/horg/

Usernamealreadyinuse,

Risky click of the day, but darn interesting!

indomara,

Aren’t humans great sometimes? :)

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Wait, there’s not just one kind?

indomara,

Indeed not! Australia has some interesting ones not yet classified, if you come across an occlupanid in your daily life that has not yet been classified and catalogued, you can contact HORG and send them in. :)

FlyingSquid,
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Mind blown.

gnutrino, in Even Oedipus feels uncomfortable rn

Oedipus tore his eyes out once he realised what he had done, it’s fair to say he would be uncomfortable with anything incesty…

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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Didnt tear off his dick tho. Just think about that

tias,

I’ve thought about it and concluded that I’m glad he didn’t

Annoyed_Crabby, in Target acquired

He shoot his arrow faster than he can reload a sniper rifle, and he took down a freaking giant elephant with a freaking bow and arrow! Recoil will just slow him down.

And he mostly have to deal with load of uruks, an assault rifle will be better for him.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Username checks out

THE_ANON, in Carrot

You guys joke until the carrot rots inside and starts smelling and mealworms form and after they eat the carrot fully the mealworms starts falling on your lap.

pigup,

I was on my way to go fishing anyways so

THE_ANON,

Can’t argue with that your blersed

KnightontheSun,

“The ‘blursed’ of times???”

Rubanski,

Depending on humidity, it might just shrivel up

TseseJuer,

I WAS IN THE POOL!

derpgon,

Never ending drive snack. Keep feeding the steering wheel carrots and it will keel feeding you meal worms. I say that’s a win.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Hey I once dropped an avocado in my car and discovered it a looooong time later, it was shriveled & rotten but no smell, no mold and no bugs.

LeadSeason,

How did it taste?

LemmyKnowsBest,

I dunno. Why don’t you ask the compost bin bacteria how they think it tasted.

Randelung,

Sounds like a temporary problem. Once the carrot is gone and all the worms have fallen out, problem solved!

KpntAutismus, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?

i wanna build a pc in that case.

0x4E4F,
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That’s gonna be a loooong build 😂.

0x4E4F, in Eww
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

You just breathe through your mouth for the next 30 seconds and everything’s fine.

GBU_28,

The nose is designed to catch stuff out it the air. I’m not gonna free base shit particles. Also I’m not gonna walk around the grocery store breathing through my mouth like an animal

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

But… we are animals.

Ilovethebomb,

Then you taste it instead.

Lionel,

Absolutely not

0x4E4F,
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It’s a solution to a problem you have no control over.

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