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Sanctus, in Schrödinger's joke
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

You see, Guts. What I did to the Band of the Hawk and Casca was a joke. You can come back now. I was joking. Please love me like I love you.

TseseJuer,

griffisuu!!!

STRIKINGdebate2, in Cock check
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

How is this social engineering actually?

TseseJuer,

drop em big boy

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Cock check
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

You left out corkscrew

TseseJuer,

🦆

terminhell, in Cock check

Whats the emoji for an innie?

😶‍🌫️?

UnfortunateShort,

♀️?

Thcdenton,

🍩

whereBeWaldo,

😥

TseseJuer,

👀

thecookingsenpai, in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)
@thecookingsenpai@lemmy.world avatar

Bro what I tought i was the only one I even went to a lot of doctors and took tons of supplements Tf is it

Paddzr,

Visual snow syndrome. Yeah, the fussy tv static you also see? Ain’t normal and also part of it. You likely have constant ringing in your ears? Tinnitus is almost always linked with VSS.

thecookingsenpai,
@thecookingsenpai@lemmy.world avatar

I have a plethora of oddities but no static vision (sometimes a buzz in the ear but like a strong buzz, rarely btw). No tinnitus or at least I think so, maybe i am just used

HopFlop,

Those tiny tubes are normal to be in your eye but you usually don’t notice them (they are body cells or proteins). Only when you are looking at something bright (eg. a completely white wall) do you see them. If you regularly see them and they dont go away if the room is less well lit then you should get it checked out though.

deranger,

That’s a different thing. Floaters are objects in your vitreous humor.

dipshit,

That’s my kind of humor!

Mamertine,

My eye doctor calls them “floaters”. They’re pretty common from how the Dr talks about them. Dr says come in if there’s suddenly a spike in them. I gather that’s a sign something bad is happening with the eye.

snugglesthefalse,

Yeah afaik it’s just normal dead cells but if there’s loads it’s a sign that things are falling apart.

chatokun,

I got hit in the eye (long story short, my cousin learned to throw cards like Gambit and nailed me straight in the eye).

I was seeing flashes so went to an eye doctor, and they warned me of retinal detachment. Aside from the flashes, a sudden increase in floaters is another warning sign.

vaultdweller013,

So he figured out how fo throw the cards, but has pisspoor aim. Yeah I have a cousin who was like that.

phanto,

I got a sudden spike in floaters… Fun fact: Retinal repair is a lot like spot welding… If you’re spot welding the back of your eye with a laser!

littlecolt,

Blood vessels in your eye

suction, in His true endgame

Still better than another Trump presidency

TseseJuer,

wipe that cheetoh dust off your chin my guy

WhereGrapesMayRule, in His true endgame

He’s made of the shed skins of molted lizards

TseseJuer,

“when I was human, I mean I’m still human” what a goofball that marky mark is

Ziglin, in I do believe they exist

What about music or just nothing?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nothing for me.

Ziglin,

Same here

AlligatorBlizzard, in life hacks

I’m surprised some tech company hasn’t put waterproof touchscreen devices in their employee locker room showers so that their employees can reply to email in there.

Acters,

I’m surprised they didn’t add them to the toilet stalls either

Che_Donkey,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

“all cameras must be uncovered during zoom meetings”

tacosanonymous, in WW3 in a nutshell

That was one of the songs of all time.

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

It could be described.

minticecream, in dont question the big orb

I mean, you can make eye contact with it if you want.

phorq,

Being stabbed in the eyes by solar rays just sounds badass.

runswithjedi,

It’s a tattoo for your retina!

MeatPilot,
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

“Stabbed in the Eyes by Solar Rays”

Sounds like a good indie band name.

EmoDuck,

No, the government will beam harmful rays into your eyes that make them hurt and force you to look away. Wake up, sheeple

DragonTypeWyvern,

All free thinkers challenge the Sky Orb.

What, you’re going to let the guvment tell you what to do?

TseseJuer,

guberment

BlueMagma, in dont question the big orb

In France (and probably other countries too) there is an actual real group of people advocating that we can get all our nutrients from the sun and don’t need to eat, they also claim they stare at the sun every day for hours. They make youtube video, and have lots of followers…

Of course they claim exactly what is said in this joke.

midget247,

That’s a Professor Scott Bugg fact! Stare at the sun for at least 3 minutes a day to fill up on water

TseseJuer,

sungazing and grounding are real

chocosoldier, (edited ) in Let the triggering begin

TIL these aren’t used anymore some places. These are on every bag of buns at all the stores near me.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

These are on every bag of buns at all the stores near me.

thatsthejoke.jpg

chocosoldier,

jesus i feel old…

EmperorHenry, in Venus by Tuesday
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Al Gore and many others said there wouldn’t be any ice at all in the polar regions by 2013.

Obviously climate change it happening, but the computer models they keep showing have been proven to be bullshit over and over.

ChewTiger,

Doesn’t mean we can’t learn from them. The process of developing those models can be incredibly useful in learning about complex steps. They help us understand what conditions and variables are important to look into. We can figure out what we know a lot about and what is still a complete mystery.

Turbulent airflow is an incredibly complicated thing, we still haven’t fully solved the Navier+Stokes equations. I hope to be alive when someone does.

Just because they don’t perfectly figure it out the first time doesn’t mean we should stop putting effort into incremental improvements. Though we do have to be careful that we are not wasting resources when there is a more efficient path forward. Simulations are one of many important tools, we just have to use them wisely.

EmperorHenry, (edited )
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Whatever benefits you get out of letting an AI write code for you, is lost as soon as the corporate overlords claim your work as theirs because they own the AI that wrote it.

tweeks, (edited ) in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)

Floaters are one thing, but what about the internal electric / static activity you can see, what is that called? I was always way more intrigued by that than some eyeball sludge.

Do you see a reflection of neural activity or something? Just like floaters they’re only visible when looking at larger plain things with 1 colour. They seem projected, and less obvious than the floaters but more common in your whole view.

nixpa,
tweeks,

Awesome, thanks, exactly that!

maniacalmanicmania,
@maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone avatar

Cheers from me also, always wondered what this was.

FollyDolly, (edited )
@FollyDolly@lemmy.world avatar

Visual snow. I have it too. Really sucks when I want to look at the stars.

Croquette,

Do you get diagnosed for that? I am pretty sure I have that. I will talk about it to my optometrist the next visit. I thought that was my vision degrading as I aged, but the intensity of it varies with fatigue, stress and migraines.

fat_stig,

I had cataracts done, have tons of floaters. Also makes it almost impossible to follow a golf ball in flight. I used to play, but got fed up not having a clue where I had hit the damned ball.

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