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UsernameHere, in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?

But the word shit is ok? Classic lemmyshitpornpost

lolola, (edited )
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

will it be:

  • high-quality tasteful images of people uploading terrible garbage memes in a non-sexual manner
  • sexually explicit images of people uploading terrible garbage memes
  • plain ol scat

the possibilities are endless

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Literal scat porn, but turned into relatable memes. Like… 2girls1cup, captioned with “life be like.”

DJDarren,

One Man, One Jar

“That moment when…”

spudwart, in Be amazed by the uses of Tech...
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

Fun Fact!: If you think the earth is flat, your brain is flat.

Agent641, (edited ) in Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog

Entertainer + homo people -> Entertain dog * Michael Jackson *

I mean, I wasnt gay before, but that seems like a pretty sweet deal.

kautau, in Is that being too kind?

Voila! The ZF-1. It’s light. Handle’s adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Zorg invention - it’s even easier.

I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I’ll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would’ve immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

Letstakealook,

What a great little speech to introduce the villain to the audience, with an excellent delivery by Mr. Oldman. Hot damn.

kautau,

Agreed! Fifth Element is in my top 5 favorite films, and Gary Oldman is a big reason why.

Letstakealook,

Oldman and Tucker really contributed to making that film such a fun romp.

Burninator05,

FIFY: Oldman and Tucker really contributed to making that film such a fun romp super green.

littlecolt, (edited )

Green? Sorry, I’m going to ask what that means.

What does that mean? Was it slang from the movie? I’m not sure I remember.

amotio,
kautau,
Track_Shovel, in hmm rock
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar
ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Wat da fuk

ininewcrow, in Have you tried sunning you perineum?
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I always wanted to watch that as a kid … but I also didn’t which is why I’ve never seen it.

EmergMemeHologram,

I loved this movie as a kid. It gave me horrible nightmares.

oldGregg,

What movie is it?

CarbonIceDragon,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

Looks like “The Dark Crystal” I think.

Mechanize,
FilthyShrooms,
@FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world avatar

The Dark Crystal (I think)

SpaceNoodle,

Showgirls

xpinchx,

Yeah I saw this as a kid on TV. I think I was gone alone and it really freaked me out but I couldn’t turn it off.

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

Well, you saved yourself some childhood trauma. Still a fun watch, but as an adult, you may want to “enhance” your experience by whichever preferred means.

db2,

trauma

Artax!

Fades,

Goddamn it fuck this movie so fucking much. I hated that I was forced to watch it so in my memories it’s even worse lol

ProstheticBrain,

This is from The Never Ending Story, Op’s pic is from the Dark Crystal isn’t it?

Or are you just adding this to the trauma pile?

db2,

You’re correct on all counts.

ParsnipWitch, (edited )

What? We loved watching the movie as kids and for me it was a beautiful fairytale with some action. I never thought it was scary or anything.

Might be because in Germany fables tend to be on the more drastic side. I still think it’s a great kids movie, on a similar level as The Last Unicorn or The Labyrinth for example.

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

The skeksis using the crystal on the gelflings was kinda fucked up. That being said, it’s nowhere near as messed up as Return to Oz. Mombi and the Wheelers.

ParsnipWitch,

The one thing that broke me as a child when it comes to movies was Watership Down. Damn that thing should be 18+

Doxatek,

For fucking real it was terrifying. I had it as well in my early childhood lmao

Catoblepas,

I didn’t see the movie until I was an adult, but I read the book as a 9 year old and loved it. If anything it’s gorier than the movie!

theangryseal,

That movie was amazing. It was like a fever dream. Me and brother watched it at least a thousand times.

Dorrrothyyyy Gaaaallllllleee!

Vespair,

Possibly controversial opinion, but experiencing and processing fear, loss, sorrow, and other difficult feelings is a vital part of growing up. Obviously we should be doing everything in our power to prevent kids from experiencing actual trauma, but introducing them to things which are inherently safe but might take some time to process and reconcile (such as a kid’s/family movie with some challenging scenes) is a good thing, of course within reason and while being respectful of their autonomy and consent

capt_wolf,
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

I think everyone owes it to themselves to experience it. One of my best friends waited until a couple years ago to finally see it. She was terrified, but still thinks Fizzgig is one of the most adorable things ever. Which he is. How can you not love this face?

https://media0.giphy.com/media/CUFjd7IbtTo5O/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b952m3hu9fnij1jgayimnsg2ctbjd4le1n9k84rhzfbk&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g

phoenixz, in A genre of Country Music...

He’s a successful scammer, for sure, but at the end of the day still a scammer who got fired for incompetence and then got lucky.

PersnickityPenguin,

A scammer who is the CEO of 2 of the most valuable companies in the US…

IHadTwoCows,

“most valuable companies” lol

IHadTwoCows,

That’s how scammers work, yes …

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Are you going to tell us next that cigarette companies didn’t scam the public when they knew that their products caused cancer and didn’t reveal it because Phillip-Morris was so valuable?

How about Theranos? At peak it was worth $9 billion. Not a scam, right?

Honytawk,

A scammer who used his money he made through scamming to become CEO, and then to scam even more:

  • Scams his employees by paying too little or not at all
  • Scams his money lenders by breaking their investment
  • Scams his customers by asking premium prices for underperforming products
  • Scams governments out of funding
  • Scams new tech startups by suing them in order to be called a founder
  • Scams every person in every country his companies operate in by not paying the taxes he is owed
PersnickityPenguin,

I wasn’t talking about Twitter.

SpaceX launched 60% of three global space launch market, I would say that’s pretty damn important. Also, Starlink.

In any case, it’s obviously the people who work at these companies that are doing the work, not Mr muskrat.

Resol,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

I think you meant “least valuable”, because they’re garbage.

I want downvotes too, you know.

Ghyste, in Uranus is so big!!
dingus,

😳

FreshLight,

Why did they have to use “plunge”?💀

KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

They knew what they were doing

jwt,

Sometimes journalists just aren’t that subtle when it comes to puns.

MightyGalhupo,

🤦‍♂️

gedaliyah, in It makes you wonder...
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

Ranger: It’s terrible! Murder victims are getting lured to our park and their bodies dumped! We have to do something!

Sign maker: I got you fam.

XEAL, in oh snap.

If we’re playing by those rules, then only 50% of every human would die, because we’re made of smaller living organisms

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

That’s simply not true by the current definition of organism.

With all the Marvel alien species it was probably true for some of them though.

splicerslicer,

Consider the Portuguese manowar, which is a colony organism

gun,
@gun@lemmy.ml avatar

100% of the cells of the 50% of people that die, would die.
100% of the cells of the 50% of people that live, would live.
Overall, 50% of human cells still die

quacks,

That’s some Maxwell’s Demon level of precision.

crystalmerchant, in You Are

Won’t somebody think of the poor hedge fund managers

Macaroni_ninja, (edited ) in How much for cuddles?
@Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

It’s fake, Its a crooked depiction of a toxic relationship which is fucked up, I know, but why would a guy need to be reminded to clean up, or care for their children?

I see everyone is quick to jump on the domestic abuse hate train, but if you are a guy and not doing these things in a relationship you are just as fucked up as this imaginary psycho partner.

Smoogs, (edited )

At first I was thinking they were making fun of people who go to the ‘she’s a nag’ absurdity(it is in shitPost ). Sadly some misogynists got triggered in here.

TheGrandNagus, (edited ) in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas

1000068107

Americans formulating newer and more insane measurements because they can’t use normal ones

RestrictedAccount,

It is our heritage

SVcross,
@SVcross@lemmy.world avatar

Most of America use metric.

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Lies made up by big measurements

TheGrandNagus, (edited )

No.

Bassman27, in How much for cuddles?

This guy is 100% poisoning his kids so they can throw up

EnderMB,

If it’s a baby, then my man is going to be getting it non-stop.

bartlebee,

The pro move is to self-induce vomiting on your own dick so she has to help you clean it up.

kromem,

Munchausen’s by blowjob

lengau, in This is too relatable

Car culture turns children into prisoners in their own homes.

afraid_of_zombies,

Meanwhile every wannabe city planner on this site tells me how great winding burb roads are

azertyfun,

It does not matter how windy or straight burb roads are.

What matters is that they aren’t culs-de-sac for pedestrians/cyclists, allow mixed use zoning(!!), and are dense enough to support a diversified economy.

See: streetcar suburbs.

awwwyissss,

Hate to upvote someone from Lemmy.ml but for once you’re totally right.

lengau,

I don’t know why you’re being downvoted. That was hilarious and perfect content for a shitpost community.

awwwyissss,

I’m dead serious. You assholes chased me around and downvoted everything I posted for two weeks straight. So I made a new account.

Nothing but bad things from lemmy.ml, you’re a cancer on the fediverse.

lengau,

I’m sorry to hear there were folks who did that. I just chose this server because I wanted a general purpose one that seemed to have a decent chance of sticking around for the long term. I have no interest in harassing people or getting into server wars.

awwwyissss,

It’s not server wars, it’s a server designed to spread authoritarian propaganda behind a veneer of communism. But maybe you’re not part of that… if so good luck.

HenriVolney,

I am so happy I didn’t grow up in the US… Lots of biking and walking, a bus to go to town, school friends that tag along in the evening

TheFriendlyDickhead,

I mean even if you are old enough to drive, how are you supposed to get home after getting shitface drunk?

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