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nobleshift, in Merry ChristmaX
@nobleshift@lemmy.world avatar

1st thing son, is where going to have teach you how use the Yost and then upgrade the firmware …

Whadeamean you don’t know what a serial port is?

Stop crying …

JustUseMint,

No you can’t use the web GUI you fucking baby you’re going to learn IOS like a REAL man! No not the apple one! Cisco had it first anyway!!!

afraid_of_zombies,

My field still has a lot of serial. I don’t know at this point how many serial connectors I have made by hand that are out there and I have only a vague idea how any given one works.

kaffiene, in The Jebus Said So.

And post offensive stupid stuff publically and act surprised when people don’t like it

SlopppyEngineer,

And at worst send death threats if somebody else posts things not to their liking, because freeze peach.

chicken,

that seems more anti free speech than anything

Slovene,

That’s not at worst. At worst is: murder employees of a French magazine or murder doctors to preserve the sanctity of life.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Hells yeah! Also gotta downvote facts that contradict ya. That’ll teach 'em.

creamed_eels,

“But everyone on /stormfront loved it!”

Peppycito, (edited ) in And I will die on this hill.

They said multiple Mozarts. Ween also checks those boxes.Ween

Jaytreeman,

We can add Frank Zappa to the list.
'watch out where the Huskies go '

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I would say that Zappa didn’t really fit criterion 3 like Al does.

Not to take anything away from his genius. But not every musical genius needs to be a Mozart.

VubDapple,

I think he does fit. Consider the genre spanning records he did in the 80s like Joe’s Garage with every song from a different style. Consider how he found talent in unusual places and incorporated it, for instance Ruth playing the marimba in Inca Roads. But point also taken. No one mocks like All mocks

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I guess in a way I feel like Zappa was in a class all his own.

VubDapple,

He’s not everyone’s cup of tea but he was one for the ages. I think it a quite reasonable comparison to speak of Zapps in the same breath as Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, etc.

Beardsley,

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. dun. dun. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundundun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

A.I.D.S.

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

There’s probably quite a few that are really only known to their immediate friends, families, and communities.

There are a lot of really talented people out there, who will remain mostly anonymous. It’s probably nicer for most to not be in the limelight, though it sucks for the rest of us who will never know.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

There are exceptions, but in general, in the modern music world, beauty trumps talent. You could be a great musician, but if you don’t look pretty on YouTube, the A&R people think no one wants to hear you.

Igotz80HDnImWinning,

Oh for sure! I can’t help but wonder if a straightforward upvote-downvote system without the bias of algorithms aimed at clicks and profit would allow more folks who didn’t look canonically sexy to have careers. I know there are biases in general, and it may turn out to be a small percent overall, but getting a few percent more of a spotlight would still increase the Mozart count.

dojan, (edited )
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

I think modern media can offset that a little. There’s been plenty of people making use of virtual avatars to represent themselves in the past few years and still achieve decent success. Though obviously you’re quite limited in what you can do if you remain anonymous.

I recall a few years ago a singer rather like that, REOL, made her first music video which she herself starred in and it kind of did accelerate her popularity. It’s hard to remain anonymous if you’re also looking to tour and be on stage. As an aside; it’s delightful how her “face debut” song is about how she’s unsure how she wants to do her debut.

Igotz80HDnImWinning,

I bet there are a ton of Mozarts who have to work shitty jobs just to exist and will never fully develop their skills due to economic inequality. If we give everyone UBI, at least some of them would develop fully.

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah I can see this. I also think there’d be quite a few that just aren’t interested in the fame, or maybe want to keep their stuff private.

I know a person who writes her own songs every so often. They’re usually made as a way of dealing with something going on in her life. I had no idea about this until after like five years of knowing her she shared one. It was beautiful, she has a great voice, and she plays the guitar really well. Since the pieces are so personal it’s just not something she’ll share with most of the world.

Is she a Mozart? I don’t know, maybe. To me at least the experience was really profound.

rottingleaf,

Oh, I make little poems or prosaic texts (not in English, ha-ha-ha) with the same purpose and limitation. Very rarely.

Igotz80HDnImWinning,

I love this. She’s living her best life and I respect her privacy.

Taleya,

“You know what the greatest tragedy is in the whole world?.. It’s all the people who never find out what it is they really want to do or what it is they’re really good at. It’s all the sons who become blacksmiths because their fathers were blacksmiths. It’s all the people who could be really fantastic flute players who grow old and die without ever seeing a musical instrument, so they become bad ploughmen instead. It’s all the people with talents who never even find out. Maybe they are never even born in a time when its even possible to find out. It’s all the people who never get to know what it is they can really be. Its all the wasted chances.”

Slovene,

Bad ploughmen? Living in an Amish paradise?

General_Effort,

It’s from the Discworld novel Moving Pictures. If it’s spoofing something, I didn’t get it.

Slovene,

No, I was just referencing this: m.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg

OldManBOMBIN, (edited ) in It's canon now. And so is a certain image format.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3a7c63c5-11e4-49cc-9a7b-c36875d967b8.png

My giant giraffe agrees.

If you’re still unconvinced, say “G”

The letter starts with the J sound.

Checkmate atheists.

MeanEYE, (edited )
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Oooh, that’s how grammar works in English language? Okay, so me as a developer of some obscure thing from this point forward are instructing everyone to pronounce “home” as “hume”, since that’s how you pronounce “o” in “tomb”. I decided that solely because my software is loosely related to the meaning of the word. K thx bai.

OldManBOMBIN,

Did you invent the word home? No? So you don’t get to decide how to pronounce it.

MeanEYE,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Neither did the author of graphic format. GIF is not a word, but initialism, like NSA, FBI, NASA, IBM, etc. And there are specific rules how they are read and pronounced.

OldManBOMBIN,

O.k.

dogslayeggs,

NASA is an acronym, not an initialism. And guess how the last letter of NASA is pronounced versus how the A in the corresponding word is pronounced. Ah vs Uh.

MeanEYE,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Irrelevant comment to the discussion at hand as the matter is not set in stone in English language. More to the point it doesn’t change the fact how GIF is pronounced. Even if you consider it an acronym it’s still a form of abbreviation and not a word on its own with known heritage, hence the general rules on how to pronounce letter g do not apply.

Had the word originate from French part of the English dictionary (like gin, giraffe, etc.) then g is pronounced as j before vowels e and i and would make sense. But Germanic words (such as gift, geese) still use hard g. So applying normal rules is pointless, since English has no such thing.

In short, it’s pronounced whatever the way people pronounce it. End of story.

halm,
@halm@leminal.space avatar

Wait till you hear about ghoti

MeanEYE,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Haha, good one!

Imgonnatrythis,

I may sound haughty and knowledgable when I say JiF then, but between just you and me, I didn’t know a damn thing about this and just decided to say it this way in my brain for reasons that remain unclear.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Me too. I just always said it with a soft G because my brain told me that’s how it was pronounced.

OldManBOMBIN,

Strange that I never got a notification for this. Hm.

I’ve always pronounced it that way for whatever reason, and when I learned that was the correct way I was very high and mighty, lol

irmoz,

Was it a gift?

OldManBOMBIN,

Yeah, from a gyrating genie named George.

carpelbridgesyndrome,

Yes but actually no

Jarix,

Good god Gordon go gag a gator

snowe,
@snowe@programming.dev avatar

I always think all the arguments are ridiculous because it’s essentially saying that someone is pronouncing a product (not a word) that they created incorrectly. This product even has a catchphrase for it. There’s literally nothing you can say to contradict that. It’s a product with a catchphrase that describes how to pronounce it. If you pronounce it differently then you do you, but you are wrong.

Annoyed_Crabby,

It’s also pretty funny when it’s about actual product you will get corrected to the intended pronunciation, or at least, allowed because people acknowledge there might be multiple way of reading a word based on where you from. Like potato and tomato.

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

technically starts with the D sound

OldManBOMBIN,

Now you’re just getting crazy

AstridWipenaugh,

Oh yeah? Well lick my gargantuan gorilla gonads.

(I’m actually team jif but can’t help myself)

originalucifer, in Politics
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

i see myself in this image.

im the carcass

jopepa, (edited )

I too am an America 🇺🇸 Edit: I think I’ll start leaving these little mistakes to do my part in making ai worse.

FlyingSquid, in Here as well
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The one advantage of being significantly ill this year is that I can finally fit into large shirts and medium pants after years of XXL and XL of the former and latter.

I mean the rest sucks, but that’s pretty nice.

AnarchistArtificer,

I wish you well for whatever remains of recovering from the illness, it sounds like you’ve had a rough time.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t want to go into it, but yes, it’s been rough. I’m hoping surgery on Thursday will fix it.

vexikron, (edited ) in Quick quick quick

Its time for the concept of a ‘variable’!

2 + a = 5

In this example, the variable is indicated by the letter a.

What you want to do is make it so ‘a’ is on one side of the = and a numerical value is on the other side.

One way we can do this is by subtracting 2 from both sides.

Left side: 2 + a - 2 gives us ‘a’

Right side: 5 - 2 gives us 3

Thus we are left with

a = 3

Tada!

/and then somehow, something like half or more of currently living Americans can barely pull off anything more complicated than this./

Crack0n7uesday, (edited )

I think I had that book in high school back in the late 90’s early 2000’s, it goes up to the quadratic equation and maybe logarithms and matrices.

Buddahriffic,

And sometimes you have more than one variable. Now if you have n variables and n polynomials containing each of those variables and not coplanar with each other, you can solve for each of those variables by adding or subtracting multiples of those equations from each other and/or rearranging and substituting variables for their equivalent equations.

Now we’ll use this principle to write a ray tracer where we combine the equation for a line (that represents a ray traveling through a focal point and a pixel on a grid in front of that focal point) and the equation for a plane or other 3D primitive to find if they intersect and at what point if they do.

Next lecture we’ll have a guest speaker, the ghost of Joseph Fourier in to tell you why jpegs get more jpegy each time you jpeg them.

Any questions? Oh, actually we’ve run out of time and another class needs the room.

Feathercrown,

But first, we need to talk about parallel lines

vexikron,

I mean that actually sounds like great fun to me, reminds me of when I taught myself matrix algebra to be able to mod bullet penetration and ricochets into GMod yeeeeears ago!

Though I think a good bit of what you are describing is beyond the entry level Algebra text book pictured, lol, Fourier is certainly in the realm of Statistics.

But yes, now its time to either fill in multiple choice dot scantron sheets, or fill out your answers to the final in buggy garbage software that often marks a correct answer is incorrect!

Buddahriffic,

Yeah, I enjoyed this also and have written ray tracers for fun and for grades. And you’re right, this isn’t intro to algebra level stuff, I was just trying to capture the way learning can sometimes be simple and straightforward and then you suddenly hit a wall of unexpected complexity you don’t feel ready for.

vexikron,

And you succeeded at that! Was a good, fun comment to read =)

Skua, in Webcam repairman

In Scotland, supermarkets are not allowed to sell alcohol from 10pm to 10am. Every time I worked in a supermarket, there would inevitably be a queue of old ladies at the tills at 09:57am waiting for the exact moment that they were allowed to purchase their gin or vodka

Kusimulkku,

I joked to my wife that this wasn’t just old people but alkies wating for the sale of alcohol to begin

Patches,

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  • Maalus,

    Old ladies can be addicts too

    BleatingZombie,

    Addicts are still people and it frightens me that you don’t think so

    Electric_Druid,

    Does someone stop being a person once they develop an addiction to you?

    AngryCommieKender, in It's a good thing they aren't in charge of adult toys...
    Spot,
    @Spot@startrek.website avatar

    Aha! I knew there was a string adapter for my tin can so I can plug it to my audio jack!

    nevemsenki, in They're all dead now, I wonder who got the last laugh?

    Funny how Semmelweis got similarly shitty treatment for the same idea. Though he wasn’t so much as laughed at as much as beaten to death in a psych ward.

    Tetsuo,

    Didn’t know at all about Semmelweis. Very interesting… and sad.

    nevemsenki,

    He really deserved better. Societal momentum is tough to go against, and can easily beat one down… oftentimes literally.

    SuperIce,

    He was much earlier though and germ theory didn’t exist yet, so he couldn’t explain why washing your hands would work. It didn’t make any sense based on the medical ideas of the time, so people saw his recommendation to wash hands as a superstition. Then he went insane as doctors continued to not wash their hands, resulting in many mothers dying from infections after birth. At least with Lister, he could explain his rationale via germ theory.

    z500, in Wolves or something idk
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    Kolanaki,
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    Twolvix

    ExLisper, (edited ) in A masterpiece

    WTF? This is so fucked up. This is not were duck’s feet go, this is where wings go. The dick goes exactly in the right place though.

    spicytuna62, (edited ) in the Perks of ownership...
    @spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

    My wife and I bought a house with two GIANT trees in the backyard. At least sixty feet tall, four feet across. They were probably planted when the house was built in '72.

    One month in, one of them dies. It cost $2,700 to remove it and leave the stump.

    Then in March this year the OTHER ONE FUCKING DIES TOO. We went ahead and had the stumps ground this time. $4,400.

    I spent $7,100 to have a backyard with 0 trees and 2 mounds where I would rather have trees. Fucking NOTHING to show for all that money. Those trees were gorgeous. I was pretty devastated when we had to have the second one cut down.

    Apart from the trees, we have had:

    • A 50 year old toilet flush valve break ($35 plus the time it took me to repair the toilet because I do not want to figure out how to get rid of an old toilet);
    • The garbage disposal fail ($300 for a new disposal; $450 for the plumber because I got in over my head);
    • The gas valve on the heater break ($840 plus a weekend of it being 45° in my house before anyone in town could come with the part)
    • A garage door that hangs up as it closes. I’m gonna ignore that one for as long as I can and just pull it down while it closes for now. Maybe I’ll get the hardware to convert it to a manual door while I’m young enough to pull it up and down.

    I’d still rather own, but man, the cons go hard.

    Cheesus,

    Be glad you don’t live in a high cost of living area, my first thought was envy of how cheap that was for you.

    only0218,

    You got the control over the quality of stuff you own Not so much on rented

    eclectic_electron,

    Getting rid of a toilet might be easy. My trash company accepted one as my once a month “large item”. I just had to dry out all the water and bag it up with the tank and bowl in separate bags.

    Upgrading to a modern toilet with a good MAP score was a huge upgrade and not terribly expensive compared to other projects. I think we’ve plugged it maybe once since we got it? The old toilet needed to be plunged regularly.

    If you decide to take it on just give your trash company a call first and see what their policies are.

    na_th_an,

    A lot of people break up the toilet and put it in their normal trash in pieces. I paid $100 for a junk collection company to pick up my 35 year old toilet.

    Risk,

    The worst past of renting is the Landlord. The worst part of owning is being the Landlord.

    SpaceNoodle,

    I like not having to wait for the landlord to get off their ass.

    bstix,

    Home ownership is for people who DIY.

    I’ve fixed enough things myself to realise that most things are broken because the previous owners also fixed it themselves.

    Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
    @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

    This is why I jumped at the chance to buy my parents' old house when they moved out. Not only were they giving me a good deal, but I knew how my dad took care of the place and that I wasn't buying a fire hazard or worse.

    Milk_Sheikh,

    Me starting a project “What kind of alcoholic simpleton set up THIS CONTRAPTION?!? This is why we need professionals”

    Also me, finishing a project “I’m done fiddling with this godforsaken piping. That’s good enough, leave it for the next person”

    And thus the cycle continues anew

    gamermanh,
    @gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    My rule is that it goes back less fucked than it came out

    Sometimes it’s not by much, but it still happens

    Which is why I’m pissed my FIL redid my kitchen light switch without me there: it came out broken, went in the way he likes, and now half my kitchen doesn’t work and I cant figure out the fucking arcane bullshit the original guy did to fix it

    lightnsfw,

    I weep for whoever bought my parents old house. My dad left so much half-assed shit that’s going to break again for them to find. Hell he’s already done a number on their new house and that’s just what I can see walking through. I’m probably going to inherit that one…

    idunnololz,
    @idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

    Our walk in shower on the 2nd floor leaked to the first due to the membrane being compromised. Found out there is no easy fix and had to completely redo the shower. It was 9k. T_T

    phoneymouse,

    Sucks about the trees, but your other repairs you’ve made don’t seem too bad. It could’ve been worse… trees could’ve been neglected and fallen on your property.

    Pickle_Jr,

    A 60ft tall 4ft wide tree costs $4k to remove in your neck of the woods? In my area, it costs that much to remove a tree a third of that size and I shopped around and got multiple quotes too 😣

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I don’t know if it’s because prices are different where you live, but around here, you totally got hosed on the trees. Admittedly, we didn’t get the stumps removed, but we’ve had multiple very large oak trees cut down (they predate the house by many years and the house was built in the 1980s) and they cost around $1000 each time.

    Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
    @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

    The garbage disposal fail ($300 for a new disposal; $450 for the plumber because I got in over my head);

    This seems a little outrageous. Garbage disposals are about $150 new, and I have no plumbing experience and can swap one out in less than 15 minutes. Unless you seriously damaged some pipes or the plumber was getting double time I have no idea why it would cost that much.

    spicytuna62, (edited )
    @spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

    I did fuck up the plumbing. Like I said, got in over my head. All the old pipes were cemented in and the disposal didn’t match up to the existing plumbing. I should have thrown in the towel sooner, but “too late” was when I, the dumbass with a sawzall, chose to admit defeat. He was here a solid 2 hours cleaning up my mess. I can fix most stuff, but sometimes, it just goes the wrong amount of sideways.

    As for the disposal, if we were gonna replace it, we were gonna get a GOOD one. It’s a 1 horse and it’s probably overkill, but I’d rather spend the extra on a higher quality machine. We both spent way too much time living with shit tier appliances in cheap apartments.

    Fortunately, the plumber was a total bro and replaced all the cemented fittings with compression fittings. So if the next one doesn’t perfectly fit, it’ll be as simple as loosening everything up and adjusting it all.

    stevestevesteve, in trash

    This is the recycle bin, not trash.

    Apple apparently has the rights to call something “trash” and didn’t like that windows was doing the same.

    Viking_Hippie,

    Smart of them to patent the word people would otherwise use to describe them!

    Imgonnatrythis,

    Over 70% of all recycling becomes standard trash but with a bigger carbon footprint. I also call recycling bins trash cans.

    merc,

    Anything talking about the evolution of the “Trash Can Icon” should be starting with the Apple version that Microsoft copied.

    DJDarren,

    As a British Mac user who upgraded to a new machine that could run a much newer macOS, I was surprised last year to discover that over here it’s now called the Bin.

    Holyhandgrenade,
    @Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

    Did you set the OS to UK English?

    DJDarren,

    Yep.

    gullible, in Break my phone if she ain't

    “My how you’ve grown!”

    “I’m onto you, grandma.”

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